Vol 2 Chapter 3929: Debut is eliminated

　　 Back to the men’s area, there was noisy joy over there, just like cheering and cheering, could it be that tonight’s performance has been decided? It's really enough ink, how long have I been there, this is it, really a man? Ah.
　　 "Boss, you are here just right." The old flattered leaned over, asking for credit.
　　 "After several rounds of lottery, we have decided on a show for real men."
　　 Draw? This word makes me feel a strong sense of anxiety. There are so many jokes in it, but don't be some weird programs, or don't count me as a share.
　　 "Tonight's program is decided to-everyone will perform their own specialties."
　　 "Look at what you are doing. I thought it was some kind of show. Isn't it normal? Your weird brains put together, just think of this?"
　　 I breathed a sigh of relief, but I felt a strong sense of disobedience. It was because the show was so normal that it was completely beyond the imagination of this group of people with abnormal brains.
　　 "Wait, I haven't finished what I said. In addition to performing their own specialties, they can also perform things that are not good at them."
　　 "Ha, you are stupid, can perform your own specialties, who will deliberately be ugly, to perform what you are not good at." I laughed, and then tilted my head.
　　Hey, isn't this just a group of fools meeting? It doesn't seem to be wrong.
　　 "Tsk tusk, we have also thought about this issue, so there must be incentives."
　　 "What incentive?"
　　 The old horse lowered his voice, as if he was about to engage in underground work, mysteriously.
　　 "In short, it means to have rewards, get everyone's most praised performances, line up one, two, three, and give some good things. In this way, what is not good at acting is easier to get praise than what is good at acting?"
　　 Understood, this group of people is not at ease, looking forward to seeing how everyone makes a fool of themselves. On the contrary, it is normal that no one wants to watch it.
　　 This game is really MAN, I recognize it.
　　 "Very good, it's a bit interesting, but there is one more question, where are the prizes?"
　　 Lao Ma was speechless, just staring at me silently.
　　 "Where are the prizes?" I didn't get the look of Lao Ma at once, and continued to ask.
　　 The old horse blinked, with an expression you understand.
　　 So I got it.
　　 "Why do I have to come out?" I was shocked, is this a new style of touch porcelain?
　　 "Don't say that, who made you the boss."
　　 "From now on, you are the boss, boss Ma."
　　 "You are the strongest."
　　 "You are the strongest from now on... Well, this can't be done, but it's not a reason."
　　 "You are the host of the banquet."
　　 "What am I doing? Altria."
　　 "But you are your Royal Highness, Aalto is in charge of the venue. Of course you are responsible for the venue here?"
　　 Look at the little sweet mouth of Lao Ma. It seems like the underworld is watching the scene. Altria and I are black and white on the road? The legendary four-flowered red stick?
　　 But this is indeed an indisputable reason. It is Altria’s place, and it is also my place. Who will let us be a husband and wife, eh.
　　 "Well, the prizes are okay."
　　 "By the way, everyone strongly urges Van Boss to also participate."
　　 "Wait, I have to take part in the prizes?" I was surprised again, is it so terrible to cheat money and deceive the body?
　　 "Because you are the host of the party."
　　 "Don't always use the same reason to talk about things, I am the host of the banquet, I still have to sing a song for you?"
　　 "That's not it!" The old horse reacted fiercely.
　　 "Well, I'll be honest, everyone thinks it would be more interesting to have the boss participate."
　　 "You just want to see how I make a fool of myself, right."
"correct."
　　 "..." admitted it honestly, making me wonder how to continue to refute.
　　 "Anyway, there is an ugly everyone out together, this is a real man."
　　Isn't a real man supposed to hold Gatling with his back to the explosive face without changing his color, and stride forward? When did you make a fool of yourself together? !
　　 "Face your own shortcomings, even if you are ridiculed by the world, you have to firm up your own ideas, keep your face unchanged, and stride forward. Isn't this a man?"
　　 "..." Uh, it seems that there is really no way to refute it, but I always feel that something is wrong. Is it because my own new era and new thinking is a traverser who has been fooled by a trivial native?
　　Speaking of which, are you sure you have to perform something that you are not good at? Is acting expertise just a cover? !
　　 "As long as it is interesting, anything will do. The most important thing is everyone's evaluation."
　　 "But what can I get? Even if I win, it's just a prize for myself."
　　 "Everyone's exclamation and admiration." Old Ma gave a thumbs up.
　　 It's that strange asshole!
　　 In any case, I took out the master’s consciousness, and the show and the prizes were settled. I walked onto the simple stage that I randomly put together a few tables and put together a simple stage. I coughed a few times and glanced at everyone.
　　I've come here, don't even think about leaving any of them, just make a big one if you want to do it.
　　 "About this show, we only choose the first place. In other words, only the first place can get the reward."
　　 Seeing the disappointed expressions of Lao Ma, I sneered.
　　 "The prize is-my favorite sword, yes, the one that was cut off, and it will be repaired soon."
　　Because the base sword is in Mu's melon's hand, I can't show it, so I can only do my best to make it clear.
　　 As a result, Mu Xiaodonggua was also there, and he immediately held up the broken sword, causing everyone to marvel. In any case, this was a quasi-sacred weapon.
　　 "Brother Wu, since it can be repaired, don't you need it?" Seattle Kewen asked.
"Everyone knows that my artifact suit is about to be built, and there is definitely no shortage of a good weapon. Taking a step back, the attributes of this sword are not very useful for me, even if it is replaced by one. Ordinary dark gold won’t reduce my combat power by the slightest. Therefore, I think it’s better to give it to those who need it more, and those who can use its value more. Of course, if one day the war is over, get People don’t think it is needed anymore, and it can be sold to me. After so many years, it feels somewhat emotional."
　　 Everyone nodded and accepted my reason.
　　 At this time, Kurt raised his hand again.
　　 "Boss Fan, I still want to confirm, which sword is the sword you are talking about? Don't play word games."
　　 "It's a serious weapon, you are the one who wants to play word games, right, bastard!"
　　 With everyone's laughter, the show finally started.
　　 "Who is the first to play?" I glanced at everyone and found that no one was acting, just this realization?
　　 "If you want to be the boss, you can perform one first."
　　 "That's not good, the first one is always the best dish."
　　 "Don't you say that even no one wants to go?"
　　 "Yes, yes, anyway, you are the provider of the prizes, and it is not rare to get them. Just perform one at random to stir up the atmosphere."
　　 Faced with the uproar of the crowd, I gritted my teeth with hatred. Who said I could not win my prizes by myself.
　　 I won my own thing by my ability, what's wrong? !
　　 was about to get angry, his eyes swept away, and his heart suddenly softened when he saw everyone gathered together in a happy and happy manner.
　　 This may be the last relaxation before the war, the last banquet. I don’t know if I can be so crowded after that, or it’s a bit ugly. After that, I can stand here.
　　 "Forget it, I won't care about you this time, I'll just let me first, let you see how I cracked the first curse!"
　　 Stopped, I immediately became confident, and the magic amplifier that hadn't appeared in a long time appeared in my hand.
　　 "Then, let me perform a show that I am good at, singing!"
　　 "Boss, I can't help it!"
　　 All the big guys have no image, tears pounced on me, holding me tightly.
　　 "With your mouth, the show will end early."
Ok? I want to say that once the of this song shows his true ability, there will be no suspense about the first place, and there is no need to continue?
　　 I happily accepted this explanation, and after blasting these guys down, I changed the show.
　　 "Forget it, since everyone asks for it, I'll go the other way and perform something I'm not good at."
　　 "Yes!"
　　 Look, everyone really smiled.
"That's optimistic." I was lucky with my dantian and put on a constipation...Ah no, it was a majestic posture with a stubborn face, a hideous face and a raised chin, like a big fish looking up at the starry sky, and like an invincible monkey .
　　 The picture freezes for a few seconds, and facing my strenuous performance, the audience is quiet.
　　 "That meow...cousin, what kind of meow are you performing?" Finally, Fei Ni raised her hand weakly and asked.
　　 "I just want you to guess what I am performing." I maintained a majestic posture, grinning slightly at the corner of my mouth.
　　 "This is a bit difficult, there are so many things that my cousin is not good at. Can you give me some hints?"
　　 "Hint, let me think about..."
　　 Wait, did this guy say something very rude to me just now?
　　 "The hint is, what I don't have."
　　 "I know meow!" Just after the words fell, Fei Ni's eyes lit up and she pointed at me.
　　 "Fuck!"
I:"…"
　　Everyone: "..."
　　 I couldn't hold back at the time, and jumped off the scene, UU reading www.uukanshu.com gave Fini a Spartan death maneuver!
　　 Although it may indeed be true, I don’t have any ethics. Although I haven’t done anything to lose ethics this time, I have been overdrafted too much in the past. I still can’t make ends meet. It may even take hundreds of years to pay off. I recognize it.
　　 But, look at what I looked like just now, are you acting a jerk? !
　　 "What the is it, we have no idea at all."
　　 "It's really hard to guess, there are too many things that the boss doesn't have...too many." The old horse pretended to be as wise as the sea.
　　Deluxe two-seater accelerated version of Spartan death round!
　　 In the end, no one can guess.
　　 "The answer is the aura of a master, you idiots!"
　　 "..." The scene was quiet again, and the needle drop could be heard.
　　 "Do you have any comments?"
　　 "No, no, it can even be said that there is no problem at all. Brother Wu, you performed well, but..." Whitebeard Liken rubbed his temples, racking his brains to search for suitable vocabulary.
　　 "For a while, I can't find a place to complain."
　　 "Right, yes, like a fish, I scratched my head for a long time, and then proudly told everyone that what I don't have turned out to be a pair of legs. Rather than acting, it would be more appropriate to say a cold joke."
　　Elia said she was offended.
　　 "Hey, I think your complaint just now is very good, right."
　　 "Really? I'm just telling the truth."
　　 "Sometimes telling the truth is a kind of complaint."
　　 Everyone, you will publish a summary, the summary is Can Nian.
　　 The first game, the host, was eliminated!
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