Vol 2 Chapter 3930: The greatest joy of real man games is to hurt each other

I stepped down with a sense of numbness with a sense of innocence. I thought I was a bad friend, a gangster, and a deadly friendship with this group of people. I could entrust my comrades to the back. I should be able to see the stalks on my body at a glance, but I have never Thinking of it, all they were thinking about was my integrity.
It turns out that love will really disappear.
"Ahem, it's my turn next. Anyway, I'm not interested in the prizes, so I should set off the atmosphere of the show."
At this time, the advantage is not forgotten. Muradin, who has been drinking from the banquet to the present, is covered with a big red pepper-like rosacea, and he is full of alcohol. .
What I said added a heart-piercing sword to me who was not yet seated. How could it be that my performance just failed to set off the atmosphere. I need you to remedy it?
Wait, when Chaxi is free, I will send you to the Hell Furnace and drink magma every day!
"Except for ironing, I am not good at it. I believe everyone is not interested in the war songs and dances of the dwarves. After all, this is not a serious show." Mu Lao Donggua continued to show off on stage, saying that it turned out to be extraordinarily reasonable.
"Then, I will give you a story, or a joke, about my unfilial son Tualatin."
Everyone, oh oh, the secrets of the dwarf royal family, I like this one.
Then I thought, damn, I almost forgot that Mu Dwarf melon is the [former] Dwarf King, but the strange forced Zen style of the Dwarf royal family has gradually become known to the world. Others will kill the father and kill the brother and have to fight for it. Throne, the dwarf king is good, doing everything possible, racking his brains to think about how to throw the hot potato under his to the next generation, the individual methods are bad, the pit is ruthless, and it makes people stunned.
Over time, the mystery of the dwarf king was lifted, and then a funny cloak was put on. In everyone’s eyes, it seemed that the king seemed to be no different from the village elders, or even worse, unlike the elves, the status of the queen. Appears more and more noble and admired by others.
So Muradin, the former dwarf king, caused everyone to be surprised and sighed, and then... it was gone.
"Telling about my unfilial son Tualatin, I won't say anything else, otherwise I won't be able to finish it all day and night, so I'll talk about his name, Tualatin, do you know what this name means in our ancient dwarf language?"
Muradin, who was obviously drunk, had eyes fluttering, and he couldn't stand still. After talking about the sea, he asked us mysteriously.
Everyone shook their heads, who is going to learn the ancient dwarf language?
"Let me give you a hint. The Latin pronunciation, in the ancient dwarf language, it is this." He made a gesture that a man understands.
The adventures of Tintin!
Before everyone could react, Muradin laughed happily on the stage holding his belly. The one who laughed made him happier than the audience.
In fact, we are also quite happy. This breaking news is enough to overturn the roof of the bar. Not to mention, it is more joyous than the dwarf royal family. The rumor of pitting the son is really not a lie.
After pouring a few sips of fine wine into his mouth, this short winter melon, who is not respectable, gasped for breath, raised his beard at us, and blinked.
"So now, everyone can guess, what exactly does Tualatin mean?"
In the end, everyone still couldn't talk about it. Like me, it was cold. Muradin sighed when he saw this, reminding him that he hadn't responded to this, and he overestimated the literary quality of these idiots.
"Simply put, this name contains the good wishes of an old father to his son. The general meaning is to let the unfilial son give birth to more, give birth faster, give birth early, and throw the throne to the next generation early so that he can regain his freedom. "
Comparing the virtues of the dwarf royal family, everyone was shocked-this turned out to be a good blessing.
The little story and little blessings revealed by Mu's winter melon, although they are very popular and full of topics, they are not entertaining. Because he appeared after drinking, if he is sober and can't hear such secrets, everyone will reluctantly accept it. , But the end is still the same as me, was eliminated.
At this moment, when Muradin was about to end the performance and step down, the old horse suddenly said something.
"Old Mu, what does your name mean?"
Muradin's drunken eyes froze for a moment, he looked at the old horse faintly, at the people who were listening attentively, sighed, and his tone was depressed.
"When I was born, the dwarves were going through a great upheaval. My unscrupulous old man, I hope I can sit in that position for a long time, sit firmly, don’t worry about giving birth, and pass the position, waiting for the turmoil to calm down. Say it again."
After speaking, he left the stage with a lonely figure, carrying the wine bottle, leaving us in deep thought.
Afterwards, after waking up, Mu Xiaodonggua resolutely denied the authenticity of this story, claiming that it was just a joke arranged to entertain everyone, and had nothing to do with the real character scene, and threatened that you have the ability to learn ancient dwarf language to refute me.
But this does not prevent another scandal of the dwarf royal family from becoming a hot topic in the bar. There are also rumors. It is said that under the pressure of the outside [rumors], Tualatin is in urgent consultation with the top ten elders, either preparing to change the name or prepare to pass the position. Run away.
This is something to say, let’s take a look at the third performer.
It turned out that it was Seattle Ke, who really took out prizes to suppress the scene. Even the second brother of the macho can't sit still. What I want is this effect. Can't we always make us the emperor of death, the emperor of tragedy, or something to suffer? The decent person should also be dragged into the water.
The hideous appearance and brutal atmosphere shocked everyone as soon as the second brother appeared on the stage, thinking in his heart, what kind of show should such a person perform in order to achieve the effect of the show?
He only listened to the sound of the urn of the second senior brother, and said with an aura: "I originally wanted to perform our barbarians' traditional war songs or war dances. Just now, Lao Mu said that the effect is not good, it is not as good as it is. I thought about it, and finally thought of something that I was good at. , Just show it to everyone."
After saying this, the second senior brother was utterly neat, and suddenly disappeared with a swish, causing everyone to be inexplicable. This is what they want to do and make a big change.
Or to say... Change clothes, the second brother wants women's clothing? ! ! !
That's too irritating, it's almost the same as the big brother, uh... uh, no, anyway, entertainment is fine, but it's not good to hurt everyone's eyes.
After waiting for two or three minutes, the second brother came back with a sinking demon in his hand. It was not a boss or elite leader. It was an ordinary level, just like the little cockroaches that can be seen everywhere in the house.
Coupled with the big, cruel face of the second senior brother, everyone was thinking again, could it be that they wanted to perform some shows, such as this poor sinking demon who was trembling and put to death.
He only heard the second brother chanting words, seeming to be muttering some strange words like "White board, is it too common, or it's still blue, not too sure", and then, he seemed to have finally made up his mind.
"I'm good at fighting and killing in Seattle. Other skills are sparse, but luck is better. Today, I will show you a blind guessing explosion. As you can see, this is an ordinary sinker, I think it can give me A blue outfit burst out."
After that, regardless of whether everyone understood what he meant or not, he squeezed the sinking demon like a chicken in his hand and died.
Then the body flashed a golden light.
Everyone is not calm at once, are you kidding me? Ordinary sinking demons burst into golden equipment? !
Seattlek also scratched his tattooed bald head: "Oh, my guess was wrong. I have good luck today. This is a good thing that I can't meet once a year."
Can you encounter this kind of thing once a year?
It is said that there was a storm in the audience, crying father and mother, and showing cannibalistic eyes, collectively giving Seattle a zero point.
It is said, and it is also said that there was a druid who cried out and took out a small amulet of weird shape, and threw it to the ground fiercely, yelling incompetent and furious words like "what do I want you to do".
The next person to play turned out to be Carlos, and the pair of partners were still on the same line, and the guys who had just finished their rage fell into thinking again.
The good old man and the handsome NPC Carlos, what kind of show can make everyone smile?
Isn't his specialty that he is handsome? With the face that the handsome elves also envied, he stood on the stage and he was done.
However, we cannot accept it, because this is a show of real men, not a show of curvy men.
"I made a bet with Seattle Ke." Carlos reluctantly smiled bitterly: "As long as he dares to go, I will go. I thought Seattle Ke will not, after all, his character lies there."
As a result, not only did I get on, I put Carlos together, but also stomped everyone on the way. What a crazy brother, who will tell me that barbarians are honest and honest people, see me Wu Feifan not fight Burst his dog head!
"The worst thing is." The big brother showed a rare bitter face: "I have to perform what I'm not good at."
"Why did you make such a bet with Seattle Boss in the first place?" someone asked.
"I'm not very curious about what Seattle would perform like that." Carlos said something that made everyone empathize. He turned his head and looked at the hideous bald face. At this time, his mouth opened and the music blossomed, which was more terrifying than usual. Up.
It can only be said that a dog bites a dog, a hairy mouth, the difference is where the hair is.
"Okay, elder brother, I would like to lose the gambling, and quickly start your performance." I booed in the audience, this can't just be the world where I am injured.
Everyone started to quarrel and wanted to see what Carlos’s worst thing was. It’s strange to say that neither of them showed any talent in front of them, but the feeling that the second brother gave people was that apart from fighting, it seemed like nothing. No, but the big brother is versatile, it seems that everything can be billions of points.
In my opinion, the second brother has at least a high level of education, so I can only say that image quality is very important.
Look at the big brother, he pondered for a while on the stage, and then showed a more helpless expression, as if he had decided what to perform, and this performance made him even more helpless.
He raised his hands up, as if holding something, a smile suddenly appeared on his face, maintaining such a posture, with a brisk pace, and constantly spinning around the stage.
Originally, the smile was forced out, but gradually, it seemed to be immersed in the self-fiction world, becoming soft, loving, and happy.
I was the first to react, and the tears of dissatisfaction flowed out, and I gave ten points without thinking.
Big brother... he is... above his raised hands, there is a non-existent Kagel! ! !
This is more than not good at it, this is just like my master's momentum, it is a non-existent thing, it will only make people more empty and sad.
Everyone also reacted and shed tears of sadness and sympathy. Although not as empathetic as my first daughter in the world, Guan, they all gave high scores.
In this world, it really is the most profitable to sell miserably.
The next player turned out to be the old Ma, this is a seed-level player. He has a solemn face, as if thinking about something. He stood on the stage for ten seconds before speaking.
"I had prepared the show from the beginning, but after watching the previous bosses perform, I decided to change to another one."
"The name of this show is-Rectal Son."
Similarly, without waiting for everyone's understanding or acceptance, he took out a bottle of green liquid from his crotch.
"I believe everyone knows that this is a foul-smelling gas potion."
Pointing to the bottle, he solemnly explained, does this still need to be explained specifically, as an adventurer, who doesn't know this stuff, who hasn't played this stuff before? However, the first and second worlds are all made up, and the effect is not great in the third world.
"Everyone is optimistic, I have been practicing stunts for a long time!" Seeing everyone showing disapproval, Lao Ma rarely talked nonsense this time. He just opened the bottle cap and waited, isn't he going to throw it out? !
Although this thing does little harm to the audience, it really smells bad!
But seeing Lao Ma’s proud chin lifted, a whole bottle of foul-smelling gas potion, grunting, he drank it all, and burped after it was over.
This……
All the people who were going to run around, looked at each other at this time, wondering what kind of medicine is sold in the old horse gourd, what does this have to do with the rectum?
etc? ! ! !
There was just a glimmer of unsightly aura in his mind, it was too late, I saw the old horse pouting, a long roar, and dark green gas sprayed directly from his ass.
By the way, his is aimed at the audience.
Good forehead! Good old horse!
Everyone was furious, no matter how timely they avoided it, they smelled a little bit, and they didn't know if it was a psychological effect. The stench gas potion walked through the stomach of the old horse, and it was vaguely several times that of the original smell.
As for those who moved a bit slower and smelled too much, they rolled their eyes like a dead fish.
Around the stage, all kinds of national curses, all kinds of retching, eloquent, and endless, but on the other side is singing and dancing, coveted and staggered, you can see how prescient the ice wall separating the two sides is.
Die to the Lord!
The raging anger made us unable to wait for the smell to dissipate ~EbookFREE.me~, so we rushed onto the stage, held the old horse, and found that he had already passed out by himself.
When everyone was angry, he couldn't help but feel a trace of admiration. He was desperate enough to disgust everyone.
However, admiration, admiration, and forgiving his life are two different things.
"I have a bottle of explosive potion." Someone suddenly said, a bottle of yellow liquid was placed in front of him, and after being watched by a group for a few seconds, everyone smiled honey.
Yeah, how can you lose the treasure of this new couple? It's not justified to taste the same but not the other.
This is not good for your health, so it must be cured (exploded).
However, everything has to be said after the old horse wakes up, anyway to tie up the guy.
. . .