Vol 2 Chapter 3993: little ghost, she tortured

"Learn martial arts skills for actual combat?"
During breakfast, the twin princesses, including sisters Linya and Lena, who stayed at home for the night, gathered around a large table, chattering, very lively, but the twin princesses suddenly said a word, and the needles could be heard.
"Is that okay? Dad." The twin princesses felt uncomfortable being stared at, but couldn't care less.
"That's it." I swallowed a big meat bun and greased my mouth.
"Of course you can, but before I do, I have to figure out, is it because of your interest that you want to learn this, or is it for other purposes?"
"Is there a difference?"
"Of course there are differences. If you are interested, then it doesn't matter what tools and means you want to learn. If you want to learn what you want, if it is for other purposes, such as strengthening your self-defense ability."
I paused: "I personally recommend that you learn about the three-piece anti-wolf set, which is more practical than any weapon."
After saying that, he put things on the table, and started selling the introduction in the tone of a weapons dealer.
"The first is this, the enhanced version of anti-wolf spray, referred to as chili water, as long as the other party has eyes and nose, whether it is a human or a dog, it will have miraculous effects, even if it gets on the skin, it is absolutely unbearable for ordinary people. The sprayer has an effective range of 1.5 meters. As long as the eyes are fast and the hands are fast, three or five big men will usually fall down with one spray, especially in the narrow alleys, and they are invincible."
"If you are accidentally approached, it will be too late to use anti-wolf spray." I put down the can marked with the red skull pattern in my hand and took out another.
"I'm going to rely on it, the mini glove electric shocker. At first glance, it is a pair of delicate and lovely gloves. It is actually made of high-tech insulator molecular materials. It features multiple electric shock points. The electric shock switch is located on the ring finger and tail. The finger center of the finger must be pressed at the same time in order to prevent accidental touch. When encountering danger, you only need to touch the opponent with your fist. A standard fist-clenching action can make the other party enjoy the pleasure of tens of thousands of volts of high voltage and smooth flow. Of course , If you are bound by the opponent's body, it is best not to use it, it is easy to cause double kills."
"Then here comes the problem." Ignoring the strange eyes of the girls, I licked my lips and said more and more vigorously: "What should I do if I am bound by the other party and cannot break free? There is no good way, only I can ask for help from the outside world, the insole type Bluetooth positioning alarm! The function is as its name suggests, once it is violently kicked, it will immediately emit an alarm sound of more than 80 decibels, and quickly send a distress call and satellite positioning to the designated mobile phone number, Justice won't be late if you kick it hard."
After the introduction of the three types, I saw that the twin princesses looked a little confused, as if it was difficult to make a choice. I slapped my forehead and realized it. After all, the three-piece anti-wolf set is still passive defense equipment, which is a bit conservative for the witch profession. Now, as Sarah said, more proactive, more aggressive.
So, I listed two round and shank guys on the table, lowered my voice, and evolved from a passionate arms dealer to a mysterious super businessman.
"Not satisfied? Maybe you will encounter special situations where you must take the initiative to attack. For example, your good friend is kidnapped by bad guys, and for example, you encounter a robber in the bank. Then please look at these two, first of all, the one on the left. , Mini smoke bomb, as the name suggests, but the smoke is mixed with a little material, which can quickly bring down the enemy. Please try to avoid using it in a closed and airless place, such as a house, otherwise the smoke will not disperse for a long time and may cause people's lives. In addition, please use it with caution in the case of headwind."
"Let's take a look at this one. The prisoner is hiding in the house, in the same room as your kidnapped friend. The smoke bomb doesn't work? Then it's time for it to appear. Simple civilian shock bombs, also called sonic bombs, Throw it in the house and the world is quiet."
After the introduction, I found that the atmosphere in the room was very strange.
It was Linya who broke the silence and spoke first: "Cough, Brother Wu, the three-piece anti-wolf suit is just fine. Are you sure that this mini smoke bomb and simple shock bomb are not illegal?"
"Is it illegal?" I was startled.
"Isn't it illegal?" Lin Ya asked back.
"But the instructions say these are civilian versions." I took out a piece of paper, unfolded it, and pointed to the handwritten instructions on it.
"Are you sure this is a serious manual?"
"Uh... maybe not."
I'm a little unsure. After all, what kind of gas or explosive you are like, there is no instruction manual, and it is up to the adventurer to comprehend it by himself.
Compared with those things that are enough to kill monsters in hell, the smoke bombs and shock bombs that can only subdue ordinary people are too gentle, so there is no need for any instructions. That's it, I fully understand and understand what Linya means. !
"Brother Wu, I don't think you understand anything." Lin Ya made a helpless gesture of holding her forehead.
"First of all, where did these things come from?"
"Oh, I found it at home." Last night, after the twin princesses fell asleep, I was thinking about how to quickly improve their combat effectiveness.
Coincidentally, I found some modern finished products!
"who?"
"I don't know, who's it?"
I glanced at it, and it was obvious that Lena and Linya couldn't put this kind of thing in my house. It could be ruled out that the twin princesses were still in a state of confusion, and it couldn't be them. Villasi's expression was calm and confused, and she had her phone in hand. Always be ready to use her skillful hand speed to call the demon spirit in one hundredth of a second to call the police.
Alice's eyes were innocent, her big, bright silver eyes kept blinking and blinking, as if she was asking, yes, yes, who is so bad and put such dangerous things in the house?
Oh, the culprit turned out to be me, that's fine.
"Alice?" The case was solved, and everyone's eyes focused on the prisoner.
"I said that these are actually props and models, do you believe it?" The little ghost stood up and coughed a few times: "Actually, everyone has an unknown side, and probably no one can guess, in fact, I am I am a military fan, so it is normal to fiddle with some weapon models. For example, this self-made continuous shooter crossbow in my hand, don’t look at it is exquisite and realistic. In fact, it is still a model.

With a bang, when the little ghost was talking nonsense, he accidentally pulled the trigger of the hand crossbow, and the mini crossbow arrow with only a finger length shot out diagonally upward, and the whole root directly submerged in the ceiling.
A handful of cement debris fell from the sky and landed on the dining table rustlingly.
Everyone: "..."
"This... This is a technical error, yes! It just so happened, by chance, in a miraculous timing and a miraculous angle, that such a miraculous penetrating power was created. It can be said to be unique, and it is impossible for a second time to happen. Miracle."
Seeing that the little ghost was guilty of being a thief, he quickly put away his hand crossbow, and his eyes rolled around, as if he didn't give up. If he wanted to show something else to prove his identity as a military fanatic, I hurriedly called to stop.
Fortunately, this is just an illusion, otherwise I would have grabbed Willas' cell phone and called the police first.
Unexpectedly, the little ghost, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, was punished like this, and the level of violence did not decrease in the past.
Putting away all the weapons on the table, as if all that had never happened before, I looked at the twin princesses with kindness and kindness: "Then, my princesses, can you tell Dad, what are your thoughts?"
"Ah... um, Dad, we are just interested, want to learn some martial arts casually!" The twin princesses woke up, looked at each other, and said in unison.
It always feels like Dad and Aunt Alice are more dangerous than the evil organization in the mouth of Sister Sarah, the enemy of our witch.
"Is that so, we'll run out of breakfast later, let's go to the basement."
While rummaging through the cabinets yesterday, I found that the villa even has a huge basement, the basement is a comprehensive arrangement of a martial arts hall and a gym, and there are 18 kinds of weapons in it.
Speaking of which, is this setting also based on the basement training ground of the Demon King Village Villa? At that time, I lost all my strength, was re-trained by the old drunkard, and became a new person. It was in that basement training ground, covered with my blood, sweat and tears. Later, when my strength recovered, the training ground was idle, and occasionally used as a warehouse to put some sundries. .
Looking back now, I still miss it a little bit.
"Okay." The twins obviously knew the existence of the basement, and nodded immediately after hearing this.
After breakfast and a short rest, I took the twin princesses to the basement. Under the bright incandescent lights, there was a huge space of more than 200 square meters, with arenas, sandbags, wooden stakes, and various fitness equipment. , even cold weapons, everything.
"Come on, darlings, choose your interests."
Standing on the ring, I opened my hands, looked around, and felt good about myself. I was like a grand master of a generation, and the aura of a master that could never be obtained in reality broke out in this fantasy-shattering realm.
Wait, isn't this fantasy-breaking realm mocking my aura, it's only in a dream.
"Hmm..." The twin princesses pondered, looked around, and finally landed on the stick and sword, fell into deep thought, looked back at me, hesitated, with a tangled expression, as if it was difficult to speak.
The daughters are embarrassed, and as a father, it is natural for them to stand up~EbookFREE.me~ quickly cut the mess and said to them: "Let me guess, Xilus likes sticks, Ecolu likes rapiers, I guess right?"
"Yes, Dad." The daughters nodded embarrassedly: "Our hobbies... will it be strange?"
"There is nothing strange about hobbies. Even if you like to take off the enemy's pants in a momentary confrontation, it is not strange."
I comforted the twins carefully and softly, and let them raise their heads boldly, face up to their hobbies, and like dancing with sticks and swords, there is nothing to be ashamed of.
Sure enough, after listening to my words, the twins were greatly encouraged, and their eyes lit up with enthusiasm.
Then he tilted his head slightly.
Hey, Dad's encouragement just now seems to be hiding some incredible information?
Without thinking too much, the twin princesses came to the weapon rack full of joy, took down her favorite weapon, made a few simple gestures, and found that it is not easy to wave her arms like Sister Sarah.
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