Vol 2 Chapter 3994: 0 King of Soldiers, Outlaw Saintess

"It's so difficult, it seems that we have to be like Sister Sarah and always carry exercises with us at all times."
"But it's not convenient to carry it on your body all the time. Your sword is fine, but mine is..." Xi Ruth frowned slightly.
"Swords are also difficult, don't you think carrying a sword with you like Sister Sarah... looks like... is it striking?" Ecolu's tone was euphemistic, and he didn't say anything about the weirdo.
"You guys want to take it with you and practice anytime?" I interrupted suddenly, startling the twins who were whispering.
"Yes...Yes, Dad, we like it so much, we want to practice quickly."
"However, girls who carry such weapons with them will be treated as weirdos by others."
"Yeah." The twins nodded in agreement, and Dad spoke out what they didn't dare to say. After all, not everyone's shame can be as high as that of Sister Sarah, who can ignore everyone's eyes and memorize all day long Walking around with a sword.
Sarah, who had just finished her morning exercise and ate breakfast, was sitting on the sofa, looking at the local newspapers and magazines, keeping abreast of the surrounding situation, and sneezed several times.
Rubbing her nose, her expression became serious, her eyes fixed on the news of the tofu block in the corner of the newspaper, and she muttered to herself.
"The manhole cover is gone? That's not good. If someone accidentally falls, they will be injured."
After thinking for a while, she grabbed the love sword that never left her, took out a cartoon hair rope from her pocket, and tied her long pink curly hair behind her back, revealing her fair neck. Her temperament changed from quiet and soft to sassy and neat.
In order to protect this world, the witch of justice, working hours are never divided into day and night, where we are needed, we will be there.
Even if it's a rare weekend, even if it's a rare sunny day, you will never let up one ounce. Sara, the witch, will open for justice today!
Just as he was about to go out, a middle-aged male voice came from inside.
"Little Sarah, I just had breakfast, so I can't spend more time with my father. Where are you going in the morning?"
From the top of the stairs, Lal's pitiful big face sticks out, his nose is half-drooping and his eyes are full of tears, as if he was a man who already knew he was going to be abandoned by his daughter... uh, a middle-aged uncle.
"Well, go to a friend's house to play." Sarah replied, ignoring her father's pitiful eyes.
"Friend? What friend, male or female?" Ral's ears perked up, and he flashed down the stairs in an instant, blocking his way anxiously.
In this regard, Sarah has long been prepared: "It's the junior I just met, a pair of twin girls."
Saying that, he shook the photo with the twins in his phone to Lal.
"Oh, they are really cute twins. You can tell they are good children at a glance. They are very suitable for my Sarah. Go and go, remember to come back early."
Lal's old face passed through the rain, he was relieved, and diligently opened the door for his daughter.
"Sarah, you can't patronize and play, and you can't leave homework." In the kitchen, the voice of mother Lisa came out.
"Okay, I get it." While responding, she quickly changed her shoes for going out and took crisp steps. In a blink of an eye, Sarah left the house.
I'm sorry, Mom and Dad, homework is important, but justice must not be absent!
"Lisa, you're too strict. It's a rare weekend, so let Sarah have a good time." Seeing her daughter run out like a happy Huggies, Lal scoffed.
Perhaps, it is because Lisa is usually too strict and puts too much pressure on little Sarah, that she is reluctant to stay at home even on weekends to accompany my lonely father.
"I'm doing it for Sarah too, but I can't make Sarah like you."
"My dear, I have opened a small construction company anyway." Lal was a little aggrieved.
"My dear Lal, my husband, I don't despise you, you are the man I love the most in the world, but you are really willing to let Sarah inherit your company and be on the construction site with hundreds of rough men Is the sun blowing in the wind?"
Lal rejected it without thinking: "That's not good, my little Sarah is so weak and cute, how can she do such rough work!"
"That doesn't mean that Sarah has to study hard, get into a good university, and find a more comfortable job."
In addition, Lisa had something in her heart, but she didn't say it out of consideration for her husband's face.
Are you sure Sarah is weak? I don't think there should be any pressure for her to hit you twice.
"Perhaps, even if that's the case..." Lal was still struggling, trying to reduce stress for his precious daughter, so that she could stay at home more on weekends to accompany him.
"Or let Sarah marry a rich man and live the leisurely life of a rich wife."
"Sure enough, I still have to study hard! I also have to work hard to make money, and I must not let Sarah marry those dog men for a few stinky money." Lal clenched his fist, his eyes were bright, and he and his wife reached a consensus.
"Boss Lal, sister-in-law Lisa, good morning." Two burly men came outside, and their heads were about to hit the door frame.
"Oh, it's the two of you, come in, just sit on the floor, it's cool, look at your physique, don't break my sofa again, do you want to drink cold water? It's cold or cold. ?"
"Boss Lal, we want to come over and ask if we are still working today?" The leading giant rubbed his bald head, smiled slyly, and sat on the sofa beside Lal without hesitation. Arched off Lal.
"Go, why don't you go, let's go now, Lisa, I'm going out with Dougoff."
Lal, who wanted to touch for a day, gave the big bald head in front of him a little color by the way, with a raging flame of energy ignited on his body, slammed his helmet on his head, and led the two strong brothers out.
On the other side, in the basement training ground, I am very aware of the worries of the twin princesses, and I am ready to deal with them.
"So at this time, you need a substitute, which can be carried around without being suspicious, and can also allow you to enter the training state at any time. Do you know what such a thing is?"
The twin princesses pinched their chins and thought, Aikelu had a bigger brain, and his eyes lit up, as if he had an answer.
"I know Dad, it's an umbrella! It's all played like this on TV. It can be turned into a variety of weapons, like it's called Tianji Umbrella or something. The guy holding this kind of weapon is always very powerful and handsome."
"Uh... Indeed, whether it's rainy or sunny, it won't look strange for a girl to carry an umbrella. Maybe this is another possibility, but for now, we don't have an umbrella that can be used as a weapon."
Ecolo's idea perfectly hit my blind spot. Although Ben Druid is proficient in eighteen martial arts, it really doesn't include umbrellas.
Moreover, the more changes, the more complex the structure, the more parts, and the lower the stability. A weapon that is neither reliable nor unstable, it can only be used to play handsome. Ke Lu TV watching too much.
Based on my years of combat experience, the simpler things are, the more reliable they are. Give me a stick that will never wear out, and I can kill the entire hell. Those weapons with multiple stages can be used to abuse vegetables. A little enemy will soon fall into the predicament of Yili Jiang Shihui.
So, my answer to the twin princesses, one of the results of last night's rummaging, is this.
"Badminton racket?" Gemini looked at the answer in my hand, stunned.
"Don't underestimate it, as long as you have the heart, anything can be used as a weapon, and badminton rackets are especially suitable for newcomers."
Holding the badminton racket, he swung horizontally and vertically for a few times, and a strong wind blew in place.
"Horizontal swing, you can think of it as a warhammer, vertical chop, you can use it as a long axe." The index finger clasped lightly, and flicked on the net, a vibrato that made one's teeth sour.
"Of course, if it's just an ordinary badminton racket, it's an exaggeration to say that. After all, it's not very durable, and it will probably be scrapped after a few hits. So this one in my hand is specially made. You can hold it and see for yourself."
Xi Ruth Ecolo took a beat each, and as soon as she got it, her wrist sank suddenly, and she almost fell to the ground without a firm grasp.
"It's heavy." The twins were surprised.
"Most of today's badminton rackets are made of carbon material. They are lightweight, but they are not strong enough, and they are not painful enough to hit people. The ones in your hands are different. They should be made of a solid alloy that is heavier than gold. The beat is heavier than a steel sword."
"Look at the network cable again. Generally, the beater is made of high-elastic composite fiber, but the wire strands in your hands should be used for heavy industry. Even if you use a chainsaw, it will be difficult to saw it off for a while.
"If you have a special hobby, this network cable actually uses a special threading method. As long as you untie two specific knots, you can pull out the entire network cable and use it as a weapon."
"In addition, it has two buttons on the handle, you can try it."
The almost numb twin princesses quickly found two buttons and pressed the first one. The badminton racket popped out with a bang, and its length nearly doubled.
"One inch long, one inch strong." I nodded with satisfaction: "Try another one."
There was another bang. This time, the head of the racket was ejected, and it shot away from the racket like a hidden weapon. At this speed and weight, if it hit someone, it would probably be very bad, and it could be used as a heavy hidden weapon.
Then, only the rod part is left, with a sharp end exposed at the end, which is a veritable rapier.
The twin princesses couldn't close their shocked mouths.
"How about it? It's not bad. You usually carry one each other. No matter how others see it, they will only think that you are a pair of twins who are inseparable and love badminton. There will be no strange misunderstandings."
"No, no, that's not the point, Dad~EbookFREE.me~ Is this a serious badminton racket? It's clearly the murder weapon, right? Who made it?"
I:"……"
Gemini: "..."
"Actually, it also has a function, the function of breaking the cauldron and sinking the boat. I hope you don't use it unless you have to. Look at the end of your handle, press down with your thumb, and then pull out the thin rod connecting the handle. Throw the smoking handle at the enemy, then immediately turn around and run, using the fastest speed, while silently counting for three seconds, after three seconds, fly forward and lie down, close your eyes, cover your ears, remember to remember ."
"So what kind of weapon is this handle?!" The twin princesses were shocked.
I:"……"
Gemini: "..."
If you don't ask, I won't tell, Alice can save a few years from her sentence.
Silence is golden, you know my little princesses.
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