Vol 2 Chapter 1011: Heavenly Court's first concert

  The stone stele engraved with "Good Luck" was hung between two sky pillars by heavenly soldiers wearing national costumes.
  A pair of drums against the heavenly soldiers, dragon and lion dances, outside the Nantian Gate, with a happy smile on their faces, they jumped happily, like a Chinese New Year, and like an army of heavenly dogs welcoming Li Mu.
The King of Growth, dressed in a festive red dress, turned into three different selves, or holding a thousand paper cranes, or holding a Chinese ~ knot, happily dancing: "Fold a thousand paper cranes and tie a red ribbon. May the kind-hearted people Good luck comes every day, your hardworking life is beautiful, your health is always in spring, and you are busy all your life to smile..."
  But no matter how big the scene is, there are plenty of actors needed.
  Guan and Ma Ertianjun managed to escape from Mv's envelope. The two of them stared blankly at the growing King He Wen and Zhao Erjiang who suddenly changed their costumes and danced, and their minds went blank.
  What the hell?
  Aren’t you negotiating? Why did you jump up suddenly!
  Just jump, and still jump so festive?
  What evil magic power is this?
"Growth King, wake up!" General Guan glanced at Li Xiaobai, and the long beard that habitually stroked his jaw stiffened on his beard. He held the Azure Dragon Yanyue Knife tightly with his other hand, and used all his mana to try to wake up. The growth king who is addicted to singing is of no avail.
  "It's not a charm!" Next to him is Ma Tianjun with three eyes. The eyes between his brows gleamed, watching the growing king and others while singing, shaking his head slightly.
"Tianjun, what shall we do?" Guan Yu asked. He and Ma Tianjun, Marshal Zhao and others are the gods of the Heavenly Court of Dharma, but the force value is the lowest among several people. Among the four guardians of the law, they are ranked last, Zhao Gongming and Zhao Gongming. Marshal Wen was unknowingly controlled by the other party, which made him feel a little bit embarrassed.
after all.
  The order they received was procrastination.
   rushed to kill it, I was afraid that it would be the same as the growth king and others. To be ashamed, the Nantian Gate was completely lost.
  His dignified Guan Shengdijun, dressed in women's clothing, dancing and singing in front of the soldiers, might as well die.
Guan Yu is embarrassed, Ma Tianjun is even more difficult, he has never fought such a battle!
  He was worried that Monkey King would come to kill him, but now, he feels that he is really coming. On the contrary, it is a good thing. It will not be so uncomfortable and uncomfortable like now.
  Ma Tianjun pondered for a moment, then whispered,
Marshal Guan, wait and see. Li Xiaobai didn’t mean to enter the South Heaven Gate. Maybe after a while, the Jade Emperor will come up with a countermeasure!

  Ma Tianjun is a fire and has a hot personality, but the truth of Li Xiaobai this time made him confused about the situation, and first made the decision not to move.
  At least it is necessary to figure out what magical power Li Xiaobai used to control the growth of the king and others.
  The two leaders do not move.
  Naturally, the heavenly soldiers did not dare to make their own claims, and one by one watched their partners singing and dancing with curiosity, experiencing this alternative war.
  In the Nantian Gate, the moment the music rang, the clairvoyant had already turned around and headed straight for the Lingxiao Palace.
  He had remotely watched all the things that Li Xiaobai had done. Although there were only pictures, the voices were narrated in a smooth manner.
   But invisibly, Li Xiaobai had already caused him a great shock. His clairvoyance clearly knew that the smiling Lingshan Buddha was not a good thing.
  He doesn’t want to dance or become a dog.
  ...
  Ma Tianjun wants to delay time.
  Li Mu didn't give him a chance, his eyes passed Guan Yu, landed on Ma Tianjun, and then raised his hand.
   Zhu Bajie gave a wry smile, raised a big banner with both hands, the banner spread high, and wrote a letter "Li".
  The flag in the hands of Monk Sha unfolded, and a letter of "love" was written.
  The formation of the hundred thousand tengou army changed, and the slogan shouted loudly:
  ...
  "One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and one hundred thousand dogs, follow Li for the endorsement of love."
  "We are here for peace, Lingshan Buddha benevolent to the world, whoever raises a sword will become a dog."
   "Sing or walk away."
   "The King of Growth sings really nicely."
   "It’s so nice!"
   "Marshal Zhao's dancing posture is so graceful."
   "It's so beautiful, so beautiful!"
  ...
  One hundred thousand tengou screamed in unison.
  Sound like thunder.
   suppressed the good luck of the growth king.
  Even if they had already practiced in Wuzhuang Temple, Zhu Bajie and the others who were waving the flags were still embarrassed, feeling like they were being put on a stove.
  It was Nezha and others, with their faces as usual.
  After being tortured by Li Xiaobai like that, their psychological quality has already been extremely strong.
  I used to be difficult for the sea.
  These dogs are just shouting two slogans. Compared with their experience, it's drizzling!
  As for the Jiuyao Xingjun and the 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers, they have long turned into dogs and never return to people. Who knows who they are?
  What’s more, Li Xiaobai once told them that as long as they are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed. After the initial training, they are uncomfortable, and now chanting slogans, there is no psychological burden...
  Li Mu is calm and calm, he is good at exerting collective strength, relying on his three-inch tongue to lobby the entire heavenly court, and how long will it take to fight through the barriers?
  With one hundred thousand mobile loudspeakers plus live advertisements, the effect is leveraged.
  ...
  Ma Tianjun and Guan Yu were dumbfounded.
  Nantian Gate.
The heavenly soldiers and maids who patrolled all turned their curious eyes on the Nantian Gate. They were curious about what happened over there, and even those who had good deeds flew directly to the Nantian Gate in the clouds, wanting to find out, but when they came over, they just flew to the Nantian Gate. Can't do without anymore.
  Lingxiao Palace.
  The Jade Emperor gave an urgent order.
  Four great heavenly masters, twelve yuan chen, twenty-eight lofts, five yang true monarchs, and so on, the heavenly immortals came one after another and returned to their respective positions.
  There are still officials coming one after another.
After    arrived, the fairies whispered to each other or made eye contact, but no one knew what happened?
  After all, as soon as he came back from His Highness Ling Xiao, and was called back in an emergency, something big must have happened.
  If it weren’t, the heavenly courts were orderly, each performing their duties, and there would be no need for such a large-scale discussion of the upper dynasty.
  The last time the Heavenly Court was so exciting, it was when Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace...
  Everyone just stood still.
  The slogan "One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and one hundred thousand dogs either sing or go..." suddenly spread into the Lingxiao Palace.
  Everyone suddenly became a mess.
"What happened?"
   "Who is making noise?"
  ...
  The Jade Emperor looked ugly and restless.
what's the situation?
  What the is Li Xiaobai doing?
  Is there a fight, or did it not start?
"Report!" The clairvoyant who had escaped from the Nantianmen slammed into the Lingxiao Hall. "Your Majesty, Li Xiaobai went outside the Nantianmen, and the two marshals of Zhanwang and Wen Zhao were controlled by him. They were singing and dancing, the second marshal of Guanma. I'm confronting him, I'm afraid it won't last long!"
   "Who is Li Xiaobai?"
   "What's the matter with dancing?"
  The discussion revived.
  Guangmu Heavenly King, Jiguo Heavenly King, and Du Wen that the Heavenly King walked out at the same time: "Your Majesty, your ministers, please order, go to Nantianmen to intercept the rebels."
  Whatever Li Xiaobai and Li Xiaohe did, they all hit the Nantian Gate. They must be the anti-thief.
  The absence of Li Jing and his son is a good opportunity for them to make contributions, not to mention that the King of Growth is trapped. They have a deep brotherhood and naturally want to rescue...
   "Quick." The Jade Emperor was overwhelmed, "Twenty-eight nights with you, so as to kill Li Xiaobai with all your strength. With clairvoyance and wind ears, you should go with you. On the way, tell the three heavenly kings of Li Xiaobai's magical powers and shortcomings. Don't make any mistakes this time.
  Suddenly when Li Xiaobai came, the Jade Emperor didn't have any countermeasures.
  He regrets a bit. He had known that Li Xiaobai was so rebellious. When Taibai Jinxing brought back the news of Li Xiaobai for the first time, he should make an accurate response.
  Even if you don’t send troops to capture Li Xiaobai, negotiate with him, and agree to his request, you won’t be so passive.
   was beaten to Nantianmen, and then went to negotiate a peace. Heavenly Court couldn't afford to lose that person. If you want to make a peace, you have to take Li Xiaobai first.
   "Yes." The generals led away.
  "The of the year, you go to Guanjiangkou, adjust the of Erlang to heaven, and sack Li Xiaobai." The Jade Emperor paused for a moment, and then ordered.
  The situation is urgent, and it is too late to discuss, tell all the officials about the cause and effect, and Li Xiaobai has beaten outside the palace of Lingxiao...
  Fortunately, the Jade Emperor already had sufficient experience in dealing with anti-thief after Monkey King made a noise in the Heavenly Palace last time.
   Regardless of whether it's useful or not, let's move up the first.
  Until now, the Jade Emperor did not believe that Li Xiaobai could not be counted in the Heavenly Court of Nuo Da.
  No matter how strong a person is, can mana be endless?
  As long as the mana is exhausted, it will be him who will win the final victory. Who can fight the heavenly court?
  ...
   "Marshal Ma, can I go in?" Li Mu raised his right hand, the noise stopped immediately, he looked at Ma Tianjun and asked.
  "What do they mean by shouting?" Ma Tianjun asked.
   "Literally." Li Mu said lightly, "These 100,000 dogs are the original 100,000 heavenly soldiers under Li Jing. If you stop me, you will also become dogs. Li Jing and his son have already descended. Heavenly Lord, don’t make mistakes..."
  Anger suddenly gushed out from Ma Tianjun's heart.
  He glanced at Li Jing and his son, took a deep breath, stared at Li Xiaobai, and brazenly raised the golden gun in his hand: "The responsibility is, it is hard to follow the order, all the children will follow the orders, and try their best to snipe Li Xiaobai and rescue everyone..."
  In the heart of unknowing Ma Tianjun, Li Jing and his sons, including the heavenly soldiers and generals who were turned into dogs, were coerced by Li Xiaobai.
  While Li Xiaobai made it clear that he was going to enter the South Gate, how could he dare to let the gate open easily.
  Ma Tianjun has a long history of robbery, and he is known as the Mawangye.
   Defeating demons and demons, he once slaughtered the Quartet. He is a good martial artist. Even if he is playing against Monkey King, he is not ashamed.
   hadn't figured out the situation before, he could still tolerate Li Xiaobai's three-pointer, but the dog demon in front of him was turned into a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, and Ma Tianjun could not hold back.
  Anyway, just call it first.
  The voice has not fallen.
  The many celestial soldiers and generals under his hand, just under his eyelids, turned into all kinds of dogs and messed up.
  Ma Tianjun was stunned: "You..."
  "Good Luck" is coming to an end.
  Another different style of music is mixed into the cheerful tone of luck.
  Ma Tianjun’s golden gun fell to the ground, his long black hair turned green, and his armor turned into an enchanting black BAR.
  Heavy eyeshadow, dyed green nails, fingers are covered with golden rings, a layer of tulle wrapped around his waist, full of enchanting...
  "It's going dowimber, tempting better da's makeanight to tempting won'tremember... (The scene is already in full swing, my sister is screaming~ I'm going to fall down, you can twist me up, jump up..."
  Timber in Western style.
The dogs next to him joined the ranks of the MV, twisting to their heart's content, making all kinds of suggestive movements, hot and explosive, and quickly attracted the attention of one hundred thousand tengu from the national style of good luck. On his body, one by one involuntarily swallowed saliva.
  Nezha's eyes lit up suddenly, and he slammed his fist hard: "It's the smell, the song just now was too dull, it didn't have the effect of deterring at all."
  Li Jing was deeply convinced. When he saw Ma Tianjun’s dance movements were more bold than him, his unbalanced mentality suddenly calmed down a lot.
  Yes.
This is what    has to do.
  As long as Li Xiaobai treats everyone equally, then nothing is a problem!
Zhu Bajie swallowed dryly, glanced at Li Xiaobai secretly, suddenly made up his mind, and straightened the banner he was holding.
  But he seems to have forgotten that the flag in his hand is a signal.
  The flag moves.
   "Ma Tianjun's is really upright, Ma Tianjun's is so charming ~ show..."
   "A man's waist was folded in a twist."
  ...
   are all pre-prepared words, and when you encounter the right situation, you just need to go inside.
  When the King of Growth retired from the Mv of "Good Luck", what he heard was this unbearable slogan. Looking back, he saw the show-off Ma Tianjun and Marshal Guan, full of anger abruptly returned to his stomach...
"...The force ggertheyarethehardertheyfall, The color force g-iddy force dydogs, Ihaveemlike fans leyy breast slothesoff... (the bigger the hips, the more violent the shaking, brother is absolutely the strongest, I took them off like Mary Sirius coat…"
  At this time, Marshal Guan was fast with his maroon cheeks, followed by Ma Tianjun and a group of dogs, twisting his waist and doing the same movements.
  Dancing and reveling in the line.
   fascinating.
  The performance of Westerners is always so unrestrained.
  "This..." The growing king is sweating like rain.
  Marshal Zhao and Marshal Wen were dumbfounded.
  Compared with the performances of the two marshals Guanma, their good luck just now was simply too mild.
"Growing the king, is Marshal Ma's dancing style good?" Li Mu admired the pleasing Mv and asked with a smile. He had already discovered that it is a fart to fit the mood. Use the hottest Mv to put the other party to death in society. In order to achieve the most perfect effect with the fastest speed.
  For example.
  He just thought of hotness in his mind, so he randomly came out "Timber" for Marshal Ma.
  "..." The growth king was silent.
"I asked them to let the Nantian Gate open, but they didn't, so I can only ask them to dance." Li Mu smiled, "Heaven, I have prepared a lot for this kind of dance. It's okay for the heavenly king to dance. I think, It will not take long before the Jade Emperor will send more people to Nantianmen to deal with me. We can first hold a special concert at Nantianmen, sing and dance, and add bricks to the barren entertainment life of the heavens. Add tiles..."
   "You..." The King of Growth glared at Li Xiaobai, daring not to speak.
"The King of Heaven sang the opening song, and someone must continue to perform it." Li Mu smiled, Qi Mo Youzhu on the fluctuating wrist, and showed the King of Growth to see his talented performance. In the face of King of Growth, his face was red and red. Looking at the Nantian Gate, he said, "Heavenly King, two marshals, I will strive to let all the famous gods in the heavenly court join us in this grand festivity, and strive to be like the Great Sage Qitian when he made trouble in the heavenly palace. ,recorded in history."