Vol 2 Chapter 1012: Give a head

  Arrogant!
  Who gave you the courage?
  You are still holding a singing party in the heaven, where did you put the Jade Emperor?
  The King of Growth looked at Li Xiaobai in horror.
  What is recorded in the annals of history, you clearly want to usurp the throne!
  Marshal Wen and Zhao Er glanced at each other, and also thought of this layer.
  However, the Heavenly Court has three clears, four imperial powers, five directions and five elders. How sure are you to seek the usurpation of the throne? With Li Jing and his son, Sun Wukong, and one hundred thousand dogs?
  Although they were forced to control once, deep down they still don’t feel that Li Xiaobai has the ability to fight the heaven...
  After all, Li Xiaobai’s methods are too weak, except for embarrassing, almost no lethality, after retiring from Mv, their mana is still there, without any loss.
  Perhaps the heavenly soldiers who turned into dogs have lost their combat effectiveness, but the decisive role in the battle of the fairy gods is never the low-level heavenly soldiers, but their high-end combat power.
   However, speaking of high-end combat power, Li Jing and his sons obeyed Li Xiaobai’s words, and he couldn’t understand why they didn’t resist?
  At the beginning, Nezha was also powerful against Monkey King.
   "Growing the king, what do you want?" Li Mu asked, he was also a little nervous, not afraid of fighting in groups, he was afraid of throwing a magic weapon such as a diamond from thirty-three days away.
  Are not afraid of magic weapons smashing oneself, just afraid of magic weapons smashing customers!
  His body strength now is comparable to that of the Hulk, and he may not be killed by smashing him.
  But the customer must be accurate.
  Ghost knows that the mission of rising stars has failed, and something will be refreshed. According to the company's urinary nature, any task he pushed down must be more difficult to take over.
Therefore, Li Mu did not want to make any mistakes, but only wanted to complete the task within his ability. This time he stormed the heavenly court, he was betting on the fourth wall, which had a certain impact on the old gentleman and prevented him from rushing. Shot.
"Nothing?" The King of Growth shook abruptly, looked back at the second commander Guanma who was still scratching his head, and said tactfully, "Lingshan Buddha, why don't you rest here for a while, and when I return to the heavens, I will report to the Emperor Ming Yu, please, Your Majesty Isn't it more secure to make a decision than to forcibly break into the Nantian Gate."
  Second Marshal Guanma is still demonstrating there.
The    dance is impossible to dance anymore. The King of Growth has to find another way out. When encountering such a weird enemy, it is really not a wise choice to stay ahead.
   "Hold on!" Li Mu called him, and asked with a smile, "Does the King of Growth think I am a fool?"
  Bringing one hundred thousand dogs to the South Gate, it’s either silly or crazy! The growth of the heavenly king sneered: "Lingshan Buddha said and laughed."
"Heavenly king, give up those meaningless thoughts! Either continue to sing and dance, or just like Li Jing, surrender to me directly, and then we will watch others dance, and then jump all the way to the Lingxiao Hall." Li Mu narrowed his smile, serious. The way.
  "..." The growth king stagnated, and suddenly understood the reason why Li Jing and his son surrendered. Li Xiaobai's style of play was simply too rascal. A drop of cold sweat slipped from his forehead, "Is there a third option?"
"Of course, you can become a dog like Jiuyao Xingjun, and you can follow them as a cheerleader." Li Mu smiled and continued, "Mixed in a group of dogs, don't speak, generally no one can recognize you, but it's okay. Save some faces."
  Nima!
   has become a dog, how can there be any face? !
  Zhang Tianwang’s face sank at that time, and he clenched the Qingfeng sword in his hand: "What if I don't want to choose?"
   "Then I will choose for you." Li Mu blinked.
  Marshal Wen turned into a Shar Pei without warning. He popped his head out of his armor and looked at Li Xiaobai stupidly, seemingly wondering how this unwarranted disaster had fallen on his head.
   "..." Zhao Gongming took a breath and took a step back abruptly.
   "Too much bullying." Marshal Wen struggled, but found that he couldn't change back. He roared, threw himself out of his armor, and went straight to Li Mu's face.
  Music sounds together.
  The Shar Pei was dragged to the ground, and the person stood up and said softly: "My good mother, coming home from work, how hard it is to work for a day..."
   Shar Pei Baritone with a performance version of "Good Mom".
  Fixed the impulsive Marshal Wen, Li Mu looked at the growth king again: "Look, there is one last option, and continue dancing after becoming a dog."
  "..."Growth to the king.
   "..." Zhao Gongming.
  Li Jing cast a sympathetic smile at them, as if to say, now you can understand my situation!
  ...
  Second Marshal Guanma is dancing passionately.
  Beside, the dog that Marshal Wen has turned into is looking for his mother tenderly...
  One time.
  The growth king is in a dilemma. Before, his heart that Li Xiaobai could not conquer the Three Realms was shaken a bit.
  A fresh trick, eat all over the sky, by this rogue method, the guy in front of you seems to be able to break the wrist with the Jade Emperor.
  Zhao Gongming looked at the dogs in the sky, thoughtfully.
"Marshal Zhao, after turning into a dog, you need to find a kiss from someone you truly love to release." Li Mu saw through Zhao Gongming's meaning and said with a smile, "This time, I came to heaven to find the Jade Emperor to solve the problem. This matter."
  Bah!
  Jiu Yao Xingjun sipped in his heart together to solve the problem. Without you, there would be no such bad things.
  But they are used to Li Xiaobai's shamelessness, they are not easy to say anything, more they dare not.
  Following Li Xiaobai for a few days, but they have fully realized his madness. His madness is not transferred by anyone's will. The ghost knows if this lunatic will do more shameless things...
  Li Mu looked at the two of them, pulled the topic back, and asked: "Heavenly King, Marshal, how are you thinking about it?"
  Consider?
  Have you given time for consideration?
  Give you room for choice?
  The growth king is crazy. For the first time, he felt that the language was so pale and weak, and his ability to reach the sky and earth did not work at all.
   "Three, two..." Li Mu smiled and started the countdown directly.
  The countdown is like a reminder, the King of Growth was shocked in a cold sweat, and said in a busy way: "I wish to come down!"
  Zhao Gongming sighed bitterly, clasped his fist and said, "I would also like to drop."
  After saying these words, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, as if they had relieved their heavy burden.
"Since they have landed, they will restrain the soldiers and stand with Li Jing. You don't need to fight and kill, charge and get into battle. Just move your lips and persuade those who refuse to surrender." Li Mu glanced at them and exhorted. , "Remember, don't move any crooked thoughts, you haven't gained my trust yet, in case you upset me, you have to change your dog to sing a song."
   "..." The King of Growth and Zhao Gongming looked at each other, eyes full of bitterness, what is this thing!
  ...
  Growth King and Zhao Gongming to restrain the tribe.
  Monkey Wukong witnessed Li Xiaobai’s behavior throughout the whole process, and thought to himself that he didn’t see any love in his junior, but he felt madness. Is madness the key to understanding the true meaning of love?
The tea time has subdued the growth king and the four guardians. Zhu Bajie and others have made a decision. The previous anxiety was lost. If you continue, the heaven is afraid that Li Xiaobai will not be emptied. If you knew this, you should not betray Li Xiaobai. , Just don’t know if this Lingshan Buddha bears grudges?
  As for Lu Ren, his mentality has long been smoothed out.
  He also realized a truth. To think that the world is in harmony, he must have powerful means and a mad mentality.
   Otherwise, everything is an unrealistic delusion.
  In the Nantian Gate, people watching the excitement and inquiring about intelligence, like a revolving lantern, whirled back and forth, spreading the news here to the Palace of Lingxiao.
have to say.
  The Lingshan Buddha, who is making trouble in the heavenly palace, is really eye-opening because of its extraordinary methods.
  ...
  Children’s songs are relatively short.
  Marshal Wen woke up first and recovered, his eyes were red, and he was breathing heavily, but he didn't dare to act rashly anymore.
  He raised his eyes to look around, the growth king and others were gathering the tribe, the eyes he looked at under his command were full of entanglement.
  After each song is sung, the outside world will undergo earth-shaking changes.
  So, he was even more at a loss.
   "Marshal Wen, stop struggling, let's vote!" The lieutenant looked at his marshal, and said unbearably, "Marshal Zhao and the King of Growth have voted sincerely. If you don't vote, I'm afraid you will have to jump."
   "..." Marshal Wen stared at his lieutenant evilly, with a grieving expression, and he wanted to cry because everyone kept guarding the sky. I would become a dog and surrender again. I didn't bully people so much!
"Come on, Marshal, we can be a gang." Sun Yao Xingjun stepped forward and invited, "If you find a kiss of true love, you can change it back. It's just a small thing. If you lose your horse, you know it's a blessing. The Jade Emperor criticized him, and becoming a dog is a shirk."
  Although it sounded unpleasant, it was a word of comfort at any rate. Marshal Wen sighed and said helplessly: "A certain is also willing to surrender."
  ...
The second Marshal Guanma finished dancing "Timber". The shameful singing and dancing made them irritated. The colleagues who didn't care that they were still fighting side by side had already stood beside Li Xiaobai. With a roar, he wanted to kill Li Xiaobai again, of course. He got himself into the MV dilemma again.
  This time, even Li Mu doesn’t know what song it is?
  The opening scene is a very tempting big bed, a dog with shawl, long hair and a yellow skirt pushes the door and walks in. What you see are two other dogs lying on the bed covered with quilts.
  At the moment the door was opened.
  The two dogs on the bed sat up in shock.
  The dog in the yellow dress who pushed the door had a sad look on his face: "You unexpectedly did this extravagant thing with my best friend, Maria..."
  The male dog on the bed just wanted to explain.
   broke through and got another bitch.
  The dog in the yellow skirt looked desperate: "There is also a maid..."
  ...
  What a messy MV!
  Although it's just a dog performing, the plot of catching people instantly attracted everyone's attention.
   "Xiao Bai, which song is this?" Lu Ren asked curiously.
  "Havana" Li Mu casually said, he has never watched this MV, but as long as the skills are used, the corresponding song name will appear in his mind.
  However, his focus is not on the MV, just a casual glance over there.
  At this time, the scene changes, and the ambiguous opening remarks of the five people just now have been converted into TV content. Guan Yu and Ma Tianjun in red dresses and another dog started another performance at the dilapidated dining table...
  With the progress of the MV, the scene keeps changing.
  "Havana, oohna-na(ay), HalfofmyheartisinHavana, ooh-na-na(ay, ay), HetokmebacktoEastAtlanta, na-na-na, Oh, butmyheartisinHavana(ay)..."
  Kitchen, bar, veneer dance...
  Mv from the West will always have a lot of content and variety.
  Zhang Tianwang and others were dumbfounded, looking at the second Marshal Guanma who was charged again, suddenly felt that surrender was the most correct decision.
  ...
  All the way.
  From the clairvoyance and the ears of Shunfeng, he learned all the things Li Xiaobai had done, and the Heavenly King and others fell into silence one after another.
  They don't think they are stronger than the Li Jing father and son who have experienced many battles, but they have already issued a military order in front of the Jade Emperor.
  What's more, the King of Growth has fallen into Li Xiaobai’s hands...
"...I will see Li Xiaobai later. I disturbed Li Xiaobai's mind with a magical sound. You two brothers and the twenty-eight-night army leader will cover up in the first time. Don't give Li Xiaobai a chance to react and display magical powers. I think it is right to use force. Maybe it’s Li Xiaobai’s weakness. We specialize in his weakness.
Chiguo Tianwang said cautiously,
Li Tianwang and others were threatened by him before they surrendered to the enemy. As long as we can hold Li Xiaobai, Li Tianwang and his son should support us. At that time, Sun Wukong shouldn't worry about it..."
  Duowen Tianwang, Guangmu Tianwang, and Twenty-Eight Suzuka all nodded and said yes.
  Talking room.
  Everyone came to Nantian Gate.
  It happened to be the two marshals of the law protector, dancing veneer among a group of drinking and having fun, as if they were about to kiss each other in the next second.
  A mess outside Nantianmen.
  The King of Growth and Zhao Gongming were already standing beside Li Mu. The two looked at the new team, with anxious expressions, and waved at them again and again.
   "I'm out of style!" Holding the kingdom of heaven, his eyes were splitting, he lifted the pipa, plucked the strings, and interrupted the progress of the MV with vocal music.
at the same time.
  Guangmu Heavenly King, Duowen Heavenly King, and Twenty-Eight Suspension screamed, each armed with weapons, and killed them in a murderous manner.
  ...
   "Good job."
  They are fast, and Li Mu's movements are faster. The moment he caught a glimpse of them, he had already activated the Mv skills against the Heavenly King and others.
  The battle method of the heavenly fairy gods is ancient and single.
  What Tianjun, Uranus, and stars look like are very different from ordinary soldiers, and they can be distinguished from the crowd at a glance.
  The electric sound starts.
  Holding the pipa of the king of heaven has not yet played.
He, the twenty-eight nights and the two kings who were charging forward were already fixed on the spot, the Chiguo Tianwang, wearing a tight yellow dress and a pair of strange glasses, sat in the center on a white chair, twenty-eight nights next to him, There are men's clothing, women's clothing, or sitting or standing, or topless, or lying on the ground, posing a strange shape...
  A MV included everyone.
Behind.
  The heavenly soldiers who followed their charge saw this scene, one by one emergency brakes, all staying on the spot.
   Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er glanced at each other, and sneaked behind the crowd, under the cover of the heavenly soldiers, moving back and forth bit by bit, fleeing this terrifying battlefield.
  Li Xiaobai’s mana and supernatural powers are almost instantaneous, and there is no reason at all, this battle is impossible to fight...
  ...
  It's over!
  The growth of the new surrender The king of heaven and others painfully closed their eyes, seamlessly connecting, sending as many as they come, and it seems that the Three Realms are really going to change.