Chapter 36: Yu Jingang
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Dudu’s Diary
- 月半要分家
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- 2021-02-26 08:49:20
The little guy stared at the photo, his mouth opened into an o-shape.
He has never seen his mother before. In his cognition, his mother is fat, just like he is now. Although many children laugh at his mother as a fat man, he never feels that his mother is bad because Mother was like this.
He didn't realize until now that the mother could still look like this, so pretty and pretty.
Dudu raised his head, disbelieving, "Dad, is this really what mom used to be?"
"Yes, my mother used to be thin, very beautiful girl, the most beautiful girl in their school, and the most beautiful girl that my father has ever seen." In front of his son, he did not hesitate to give all praise to himself Girl.
Dudu was dumbfounded. After a few seconds, he couldn't help turning his head to look at the mother who was sleeping, and compared with the previous mother, he couldn't help asking: "Why did the mother change?"
Yuen Long put the phone away, thought about it, and explained to Dudu in the simplest language: "Because my mother has to work hard to eat a lot of things in order to give birth to you, and then she becomes fat."
When I heard that my mother became like this just to give birth to myself, I was so angry that my mother hit me, and with a little guilt, I raised my head and said milkily: "Daddy, I won't wake up in the future Mom, she won't sit on her belly. "
"That's good." Yuen Long touched his head, picked him up and took a shower in the bathroom. After washing, he put him in the bed and explained to him: "Then you sleep well, don't disturb your mother tonight." You have to be beaten again when mom wakes up.
This time Dudu was very good. He didn't bother her to sleep anymore, but asked her dad a very low voice: "Dad, did Mom like so many people before? Mom said that those who chase her can go around the earth twice, Is it true? "
Yuen Long: ... this question is a bit difficult, after all, it involves your mother's face.
In the end, Yuen Long did not answer the question of the little guy, because the little guy who had been playing for a day was lying on the bed, and hadn't waited for his father to think about how to answer better, so he had already seen Zhou Gong.
Yuen Long laughed, covered her with a quilt, and slept after turning off the lights.
The next day, Yu Shanshan went to Huanyu to report, and at the first glance into the fitness room, she saw Yan Shao with Erlang's legs on the chair.
He said nothing, raised his chin toward the electronic scale in front of him, "call me up first."
Yu Shanshan confessed her life, did not try to grind any more, walked off and took off her shoes and stood up. The electronic scale showed: 169 kg.
She almost thought that she had read it wrong, and rubbed her eyes quickly. The result was 169 kg. It was said that it was 172 catties yesterday morning, and three catties were lost in a day? This is amazing too.
Yan Shao wasn't surprised. This situation was expected. The larger the weight base, the faster the weight loss, especially the earlier the weight loss, so the speed is normal, as long as she can stick to what he said, At least 30 pounds can be reduced upwards in a month.
Putting the scales away, he pointed to the yoga mat again, "OK, continue training."
This time Yu Shanshan didn't reject it at all, but she was very happy to run on the mat and start preparing. It was too powerful to lose weight. It was so powerful that she was full of surprises. I felt a steady flow of power in my body. She is willing to lose weight, even if exhausted.
Meanwhile, in another fitness room next door, a woman was getting angry with her agent.
Yu Ziqi was full of anger and was so angry that he threw a mobile phone in his hand, "What the does that mean? Yan Shao was a coach for me at first, why did I suddenly change people? I finally found a relationship appointment, Why do you say it? "
The agent hurriedly "hushed" and was afraid of being heard. "My little ancestor, please be quiet. This is the place of others. If anyone in the world hears it, it will offend others! Originally we I'm not qualified to come here. This time I still rely on President Zhang's face. If he offends Huanyu, it will be difficult for President Zhang to lose face. "
Yu Ziqi snorted heavily, but he never got angry again. She also knows that with her current position, Huanyu would not take care of her at all. If she had n’t asked Mr. Zhang, she could n’t enter Huanyu at all. If she really offended Huanyu, she would n’t want to have a relationship with Huanyu in her life. Any cooperation now.
But in the end, she was still indignant. She managed to coax Zhang to give her the world's best weight-loss coach Yan Shao. However, she did not expect that she would be angry if she temporarily changed people. Although Huanyu ’s weight-loss coaches are very high, not everyone has a background of Yan Shao. Yan Shao is not just a small weight-loss coach. He is also the little prince of Emperor Yan ’s family. If he can contact him, then. ...
The agent also knew what her virtue was, and he reassuredly persuaded: "Don't get into trouble, and you will know the kindness of the coaches of others. Even if they are just a little coach, that's not something we can offend. "
"Got it! Stop talking!"
I didn't want to listen to my agent again. Yu Ziqi went to the bathroom for a reason, but I knew so well that when I went out, I saw Yan Shao slowly walked into the fitness room next door.
She flashed her eyes and looked around. When she found that there was no one in the corridor, she followed it boldly, lying on the door and looking at the people inside through the glass on the door. She saw Yan Shao talking to a woman with her back to her. She couldn't see her face, but she could see that the woman was very fat.
Who is this There is no such fat woman in the entertainment industry. Is it not entertainment? But who has the ability to directly choose Yan Shao as a coach? Yan Shao doesn't give any face, it is difficult to ask him to move.
Yu Ziqi couldn't figure out who this woman was, and then the other side of the corridor suddenly heard voices and footsteps. Someone came. She didn't dare to continue peeping anymore. bathroom.
Dudu saw various fat-reducing actions yesterday, and has lost interest in it today, but it doesn't matter, he has new entertainment programs.
He sat leisurely on the floor mat next to him, opened his duckling backpack, took out various snacks from it, and set them in front of himself. Potato chips, yoghurt, small bread, puffs, Yakult, etc .... all Auntie Lian was afraid that he was hungry and packed him in a backpack.
The little guy watched his mother grind his teeth and grin, showing an old and happy smile on his face, watching and eating, and seeing his mother howling, he shouted, "Mum, come on."
Yu Shanshan: ... Are you treating me as a monkey? You are watching a monkey show.
Poor old mother has been trained to survive, but also tortured by snacks, the scent is constantly drilling into her nose, letting her mouth secrete saliva, can only imagine in her mind that she is eating these The picture of things to unravel.
Yu Shanshan felt that she would be schizophrenic if she was tortured by the fat man.
This little fat man just eats snacks, even if he eats too much snacks, he still needs to go to the toilet, and runs to his old mother with his pants, "Mom, I want to pee."
Yu Shanshan glanced at Yakult, where several bottles were already empty, and glared at him, "Who asked you to drink so many drinks!"
Dumbfoundedly touched his belly, and then suffocated.
Yu Shanshan had to suspend training and take the little fat man to the toilet.
Although Dudu is only three years old, Anyway is also a boy. Yu Shanshan didn't take him into the women's toilet, pointed him to the door of the men's toilet, "You go in yourself, then take off your pants and pee. Mom is waiting for you outside what."
With her mother, Dudu wasn't afraid, she ran into the toilet to pee.
When Yu Ziqi came out of the bathroom, she saw a woman standing next to the sink, and it was a coincidence that this woman was the fat woman she had just seen in the fitness room next door. She just couldn't see her face, and now she wants to see it. Seeing who could invite Yan Shao to be a fitness instructor, he deliberately walked around her to look at her face.
Who knew this, Yu Ziqi froze and blurted out: "Yu Shanshan?"
Yu Shanshan was looking at her mobile phone. She was almost frightened by the scream and threw her phone out. She looked up in amazement. When she saw this person, she had only one thought in her mind: this place of Emperor Capital is really her opponent. what. Unexpectedly, there is also in Huanyu. Could it be that she had too many rivals before?
"Are you really Yu Shanshan?" Yu Ziqi stared up and down and looked at her up and down, making sure she was not mistaken, and immediately gave a mocking and cheerful smile, "My God, you are not claiming the world Yimei, why are you now a fat woman? If you look like this to your former suitors, will they scare them to death? "
Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes at her, restrained her urge to kill the woman, and sprayed her: "What kind of thing do I do! Don't take a rat for nosy."
Yu Ziqi sneered, "Who wants to take care of your fat lady's affairs, be affectionate, and I just look at you as disgusting."
"Mom, I'm fine ~" At this time, I went to the good toilet and ran out of the men's bathroom with my pants, but the pants were a little crooked.
Yu Shanshan bent over to straighten his trousers, then picked him up and washed them on the sink.
Yu Ziqi stared at Dudu for a while, and said, "It turned out that you didn't kill this wild species four years ago, alas, he even gave birth to him."
She said she could tolerate her fat lady, but the word "wild seed" completely annoyed Yu Shanshan and reminded her of the treatment she had suffered four years ago. When she came out, she didn't want to cause trouble here, but at this moment she didn't want to care about anything, she just wanted to kill this cheap woman.
She hugged Dudu, walked a few steps before putting him down, and said to him, "Mom is going to teach this bad aunt now, Dudu is not moving."
"Wow-" Dudu looked up at her, eyes bright, "Mom, are you going to hit her?" Do you hit him like he did?
"Yes, my mother is going to hit her. You are waiting for her."
"Good mother." Dudu quickly nodded, her little hands trembling with excitement, watching nervously and expectantly.
Settle down a good little guy, Yu Shanshan turned around and walked towards Yu Ziqi angrily. As she passed the corner of the bathroom, she brushed the mop left by the cleaning aunt, and straightened towards the child Qi waved, and Yu Ziqi was hit with a mop before she noticed it, and she screamed out in pain.
Not only was she hit, her face was covered with water stains left by the mop, and she was almost sick to spit out the overnight meal.
"Yu Shanshan, are you crazy! You bitch, stop!"
"I'm calling you cheap! I'll kill you today!" Yu Shanshan was so angry that she couldn't stop, a big mop danced wildly, waved at Yu Ziqi, and hit her straight The rat rat roared.
Dudu looked stunned, his mouth opened into an o-shape. No wonder my dad said he couldn't beat his mother. It turned out that he couldn't, his mother was a martial art master!
Yu Ziqi was hit many times in a row. In the end, there was nothing he could do about it, and he didn't care if it was dirty. He turned around and dragged on the mop Yu Shanshan held in his hands, and the two formed a saw.
Yu Shanshan didn't let go of the mop when she was dragged to death. She suddenly let go. Yu Ziqi didn't take any precautions. She stepped back a few steps at once, and fell on the ground with an squatting.
Seeing this, Yu Shanshan exerted all the flexibility of a fat man, rushing forward, sitting on her body with a buttock, pressing her to a sorrow, almost losing her half life.
Yu Shanshan raised her hand, opened her bow to the left and right, and fanned her ears. "I call your mouth cheap! Call your mouth cheap! Let me hear you later saying that my son is a wild seed, my special fan died you ! "
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Don't fight! Don't fight! Let go of me! Help!" Yu Ziqi was only a hundred pounds, and Yu Shanshan was weighed down by 170 pounds of fat. I ca n’t move, I can only be passively beaten, and my face was swollen into a pig's head within a short while, and I was just arrogant, and at this moment I was just crying and watching.
"Papapa!" Suddenly, applause came from the side. I don't know when Yan Shao was leaning against the wall, clapping his hands and saying, "Yu Shanshan, you fought this plane. You still have this skill. I think you'll call it King Kong in the future. It fits your temperament very well. "
Yu Shanshan didn't bother to care about her and continued to slap.
At this time, Yu Ziqi's agent finally came, and at a glance, she saw Yu Ziqi being hit on the ground. She was so scared that she shouted, "What are you doing! How can you hit someone! You give me I let go! "
Yu Ziqi's agent came up and pulled Yu Shanshan. Yu Shanshan didn't want to be injured by accident. Anyway, she had already lost her strength. Fortunately, she did not fight and stood up and let go of the person under her.
At the moment Yu Ziqi's scaly cheeks were red and swollen with water, like a dead fish. He couldn't even struggle, but there was just the bright color just now.
Yu Ziqi's agent was angry. "Who are you? How can you hit someone like that! I want to call the police!"
Yu Shanshan didn't care, she raised her face in admiration, and turned away without looking back. The police will call the police. It's a big deal to let Dadu Dudu deliver meals to her. Anyway, she is out of anger, and she wants to talk to her for years.
But in the end Yu Shanshan didn't wait for the police and didn't know how to do it. Yu Ziqi didn't even call the police. She estimated that it was probably handled by her aunt.
When Yuen Long heard the news, he hurried over. The first thing was to hold Yu Shanshan carefully to see that she didn't look like she was injured, but she was still not assured, "Are there any injuries?"
As soon as Yu Shanshan changed the character of the female King Kong, she would automatically revert to the appearance of a bird as soon as she saw Yuen Long. She shook her head timidly holding her waist.
"Hum—kekekeke—" Yan Shao, who was drinking water, sprayed out a sip of water, and the cough couldn't stop, almost choking himself.
Yu Shanshan glanced at him secretly, what's funny, you laughed.
Where does Dudu understand the heart of a woman, he only thinks that his mother's beating is very prestigious and adoring, so he can't wait to share it with his father. He patted his father, let him see him, and then he waved like a mother, holding a broom stick that he didn't know where to find it. While waving, he supported the speech: "Daddy don't worry, mom is okay, mom It ’s great, my mother was crying like this, then, and so, and then the bad aunt was knocked down, and the mother sat on her aunt's belly and cracked her face, Left and right, the bad aunt becomes a big pig, so ugly and ugly. "
Yuen Long: .......
In the end, Yu Shanshan, who was exposed by his son, became angry and snarled at the fat man: "Bad fat man, you shut up, why are you talking so much!"