Chapter 35: Pit mom
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Dudu’s Diary
- 月半要分家
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- 2021-02-26 08:49:22
When Yuen Long finished work and picked up the mother and son, Yu Shanshan's first day of weight loss training was completed. You walked home, stayed in Shanshan in the fitness room, lingering on the ground, spreading like soft meat on the ground.
Dudu looked curiously at the dead fish-like mother, poked her here, and shook her there, but her mother didn't even feel like hitting him.
Biting his finger dumbly, wondering what to do for a moment. At this moment, the door of the fitness room was opened, revealing Yuen Long's figure.
As soon as Dudu eyes brightened, he didn't see his father for a day. He was thinking about it. At the sight of him, he rushed straight forward like a small cannonball, holding his father's legs with his hands and feet, and climbing up familiarly. " Dad! Come and pick me up! "
Yuen Long hugged the little guy into his arms, but his eyes narrowed toward the room to see Yu Shanshan's figure.
Du Du immediately pointed at Yu Shanshan, who was spreading on a yoga mat like a dead fish on the ground. "Dad, look, Mom is not there, I don't know what happened to her."
With a frown, Yuen Long hugged the little boy and walked up to her, crouched down, wrapped her hands around Shanshan's neck, raised her face slightly, looked at her carefully, and asked, "Why?" Is it physically unbearable? "
Desperate for a day, and now desperate to be unlovable, Yu Shanshan saw him at this moment, and immediately cried out with a "wow", holding his neck tightly, and aggrieved than when he cried, Pumping and aggrieved: "I'm so tired, I'm so hurt, otherwise, ohh ~"
Yuen Long was sobbed with tears, she hugged her and gently stroked her head. "Don't cry, don't cry, it's too hard. We won't come, okay?"
Yu Shanshan yelled a cry, still sorrowful, but shook her head while crying, choking and choking, "No, I want to lose weight, I want to become a beautiful little fairy. Can't stop coming, eh ~"
Yuen Long was distressed and funny. He bowed his head and kissed her forehead, and had to say, "Then we will go home first, and we will be more comfortable with hot water bubbles, okay?"
Not waiting for Shanshan to reply, the meat dumplings in the arms of the two finally protested unbearably, squirming desperately in the two walls, "Dukdu will be squeezed into a meat pie!"
This sentence successfully reminded the old father and mother to remind them of a fat son in their arms.
Yu Shanshan couldn't cry anymore, she pulled away from the embrace of Yuen Long and released the meat cake.
The meatloaf took a sigh of relief, rubbed his face, and then patted his belly. He said to Yuen Long, "Dad and my belly have been squeezed by you, let's go home for dinner."
"Okay, we'll go home right away." Yuen Long rubbed his little head and looked anxiously at Yu Shanshan, "Can you go? Or I hold you?"
Yu Shan was exhausted at this moment. She really wanted to be held in his arms comfortably and comfortably by him as before, so she no longer had to walk by herself, but think of her current body shape, although he could hold her , But she was too embarrassed to press him. More importantly, she didn't want the people in Huanyu to see the picture of a big handsome man holding a big fat man.
The picture was so beautiful that she couldn't even imagine it.
When she becomes a little fairy one day, she must let him hold her up high!
For the final dignity, Yu Shanshan managed to get up from the ground and insisted, "No, I'll go by myself."
Yuen Long knew what she was concerned about and had to follow her.
Dudu clenched his father tightly and refused to let it go. He held his father's neck, put his head on his shoulders, and coquettishly coquettishly: "Dad you hold me, I'm so tired."
Yuen Long patted his little and asked, "Why are you tired?"
Dudu is a little proud, "I lost weight today, and the coach's uncle said that I'm doing better, better than my mother."
Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes aside and didn't want to care about the fat man who ate at noon, and there were all kinds of snacks and fat meals in the afternoon.
Why are all fat people, so the treatment between people is so much worse.
The old father praised his fat son very respectfully, "Well, toot is really good."
Back at the old house, Auntie Menlian greeted her as soon as she entered, "I'll wait for you to come back and you can start cooking."
When she heard the word "opening a meal", Yu Shanshan's subconscious spirit was shocked, she swallowed, her eyes involuntarily looked at the table.
I saw the table full of dishes, with her favorite fish and seafood, especially the big crab, which looked delicious.
The stomach seemed to feel the master's longing, and "Grumbling" cried. Yu Shanshan covered her stomach, but unfortunately she couldn't stop her tweet. No way, she ate two poached eggs and two cucumbers at noon, which was not enough to fill her stomach. She also had a fat-reducing training in the afternoon. The stomach had already consumed all that food. Now she feels Can eat a cow.
Yuen Long was close, and naturally she heard her belly cry, looking down at her, "hungry?"
Yu Shanshan nodded, but her eyes were stuck on the food.
Yuen Long did not know if she could eat normally after losing weight, so he asked tentatively, "Let's go to eat?"
Dudu has been put on the table by the old man, holding a spoon in his hand and waving cheerfully at them, "Mum and dad come, dinner!"
Faced with urging from all directions, Yu Shanshan was in a painful struggle, eating or not eating? This is a problem.
Reason told her that she was losing weight and could not eat. She ate up today and ate it in vain. Maybe she will be rectified by the poisonous tongue man tomorrow. But her brain told her: I'm so hungry, I might starve to death if I don't eat.
At this moment, a villain desperately beckoned to her in her head, "Come and eat, people are iron rice and steel, and you can't eat without panic if you don't eat."
She shook her head desperately at the villain. "No, no, you can't lose weight with eating, and the suffering you suffer today will be in vain."
The villain said: "No, you are so hard today, you have lost weight, it doesn't matter if you eat a little bit, how can you lose weight if you are not full?"
She thinks what the villain said makes a little sense, she just eat a little bit, just a little bit, it should be okay.
Yu Shanshan involuntarily took a step towards the dining table.
At this moment, her cell phone suddenly rang, and she had to pause and pull out her cell phone to see. I saw an unfamiliar number displayed on the mobile phone, but the place of ownership was Emperor Capital. After thinking about it, she still picked it up, and before she could talk, there was a voice on the phone that made her remember and never forget.
"Yu Shanshan, if you dare to eat, you will be dead!"
Yu Shanshan took a nap and responded subconsciously: "I didn't eat!"
"Just don't eat, remember, eat exactly as I say, no other bite can be eaten."
When I finished talking there, I hung up the phone. She stayed in Shanshan and wanted to cry without tears.
Especially, how could the phone call be so accurate, she could have a delicious dinner a little later. Does this poisonous tongue man have clairvoyance?
Yuen Long was almost crying, wondering, "What's wrong? Who's calling?"
Yu Shanshan shook her head with tears in her eyes, pulled her eyes from the table stiffly, and held her heart: "I don't want to eat these." Afterwards, she looked at Aunt Lian with tears and said in tears: "Auntie, please give me an egg and two more cucumbers."
Aunt Lien immediately objected, "How can you, my child, eat these without eating? The body is bad, sit down and eat together."
"Auntie Lotus, I want to lose weight. I can only eat cucumbers and eggs."
Auntie Lin still couldn't bear it, hesitated a little.
The old man also heard this, and said with a stern face: "How can you not eat and lose some fat! You young and light girls like to spoil their bodies, and now they don't feel anything, they will know how to grow old. Want me to say how chubby and how blessed it is to look good without having a chin on the tip of my chin? "
Yu Shanshan was teased by the last sentence of the grandfather, and could not help but said to the grandfather, "Grandpa, the chin is an awl. That's snake essence. Our normal people are not like that."
The old man waved his hand, "What snake spirit is not snake spirit, anyway, I think girls are fatter, don't lose weight."
Yu Shanshan sighed, but she wasn't fatter, she was fatter than the standard.
Yuen Long took her shoulders and shook them, and said to Aunt Lian, "Aunt Lian, you can prepare for her, don't advise."
Seeing that Yuen Long supported her to lose weight, Auntie Lian couldn't say anything. She went to the kitchen and cooked her an egg. She washed two cucumbers and put them on a plate, and brought them to Yu Shanshan.
Yu Shanshan took her dinner and went upstairs silently. She didn't want to watch other people here for dinner, it would make her look miserable.
Watching her mother ’s lonely and depressed back drift away, scratching her face and scratching her face, she ’s a bit uncomfortable with her mother. She usually eats two bowls of rice, but she still wants to grab delicious food with him. How do you go today? Is it?
"Dad, Mom doesn't have dinner with us?"
Yuen Long said, "Mom wants to lose weight, and she can lose weight after losing weight. We need to support mom and help mom."
Although Dudu often listens to his mother talking about weight loss, in fact, his little head is not very clear about what is weight loss and what is thinning. All his knowledge about weight loss comes from Shanshan. He only vaguely knew that losing weight was making people change from big to small, just like his belly changed from bulging to stubborn.
Mom also wants to make the big belly belly?
Dudu thought for a while, suddenly remembered something, immediately raised his hand and said: "Dad I know, I will help my mother lose weight!"
Yuen Long smiled and touched the little guy's head to give him food.
After eating, he mumbled innocently, remembering his mother, he ran upstairs, pushed the door open, and saw his mother lying motionless on the bed, as if asleep.
He whispered to his mother, but Yu Shanshan didn't respond. He stepped forward and took off his shoes again, hummingly climbed to the bed, looked in front of his mother, and saw her eyes closed. Fell asleep.
Dudu sat on the bed and thought for a while, looking at his mother's belly and observing it, it turned out that her mother's belly was really bulging, and there was a lot of meat on it, and she gradually fell into contemplation.
A few seconds later, he ended his meditation and began to move: he carefully straddled Yu Shanshan's belly, pressed her whole body weight to her belly, and then looked down at the belly change, and found that the belly was indeed Sinking a bit, not as drumming as before.
Dudu eyes brightened, and he was surprised to find that his method worked. Look, the mother's belly is choked down, and it is easy to lose weight. Why does the mother and the coach and uncle have to do so many strange moves to lose weight? After thinking about it, he just figured out that it was probably because the mother and the coach and uncle were stupid. I didn't expect such a good way.
He couldn't help being a little proud, but he was such a smart baby.
Sitting on the mother's stomach for a while, Dudu thought it was almost there, and stood up gently. How could he know that the stomach he had slammed into had bounced back after he got up, and restored his bulging appearance again.
Dudu's brow wrinkled, her little sank, she sat down again, and then the meat on her stomach sank again.
Dudu scratched his head in confusion, thinking that it might be that he was not strong enough, so he did not lose weight successfully, as long as he exerted a little, he should not bounce back again, so he stood up again, clenched his fists with his teeth, and saved Full of strength, and then sighed, and sat down with all his strength, and gave his old mother a peak of Mount Tai.
Yuen Long was drinking tea with Grandpa in the lobby. Suddenly, Yu Shanshan heard a painful howl from the floor, and then there was a gurgling sound, followed by a wailing wow.
Astonished, Yuen Long dropped the tea cup and ran upstairs, followed by Auntie Lian and the father.
Yuen Long took two steps to go upstairs, opened the door of the room, and saw that Shan Shan was full of anger, but Dudu was lying on the bed and stabbed in the buttocks, and the little one was struggling while crying.
Yuen Long didn't know what was going on. The little fat man didn't know how to provoke his mother, so he cautiously didn't step forward to rescue the beaten fat man, but asked, "What's wrong?"
Yu Shanshan was so angry that she was hungry and had pain all over her body. It was difficult to hypnotize herself and fell asleep. As a result, she was almost pressed by this little fat man Taishan. She almost spit out the acid water in her stomach. Thought that the internal organs had been displaced by this little fat man.
Thinking of being angry again, he simply took off this bad fat man's pants, and according to his fat buttocks, he slaps again.
Auntie Lian and the old man who came along just happened to see the tragic situation of the fat man. Auntie Liao was better than the old man. He rushed over and grabbed the fat man from the iron palm, holding the fat man who was crying out of breath. Coaxed, "Baby doesn't cry, doesn't cry, doesn't cry, obediently, does it hurt the buttocks, your aunt and grandma will not hurt it."
The fat man was very aggrieved, and he kept pumping with a grievance, and sometimes wailed, and he couldn't say anything sad.
The old man was also distressed, took the fat guy from Auntie Lian, and coaxed, "Isn't the naughty naughty? Don't cry, don't cry, Grandpa will take you down to play."
The fat guy hugged his grandpa's neck in an aggrieved manner, and twitched, "I ... I gave my mother weight to lose weight .... I lost my weight in my belly ... and I lost weight. ....... "
The little guy said intermittently, but everyone present understood it, and remained silent for a while, and did not know how to evaluate the magical behavior of the little guy.
In the end, the old man took the little guy away and kept him away from this dangerous scene.
Everyone had left, and Yuen Long closed the door and walked to the bed where Shanshan would embrace him. "Don't be angry, he is kind."
Yu Shanshan was still mad. She punched him with anger and buried in his arms in tears and said, "I don't care, I'm so angry with that bad fat man, I think my internal organs are out of position, I almost I confessed in the hands of the fat man. I don't want to sleep with him tonight, let him go to sleep by himself! "
Yuen Long hesitated a bit. "But we can't cry until we sleep."
Yu Shanshan kicked her legs like a child, "I don't care if I don't care, if you can't put up that bad fat man, go to sleep with him, you can only choose between me and him."
Yuen Long was so amused by her childish appearance that she faintly saw a little bit of her back then. She was also coquettish and childish. Especially in front of him, she always loved coquettishness and excitement, just like now. But he didn't think she was so bad at all. On the contrary, his heart was a little sweet, so he gave up his fat son decisively and chose Xiaojiao's wife. "Okay, let's not sleep with him, let grandpa take him tonight. Right. "
Yu Shanshan was satisfied, but she was still upset. She was really hungry when she woke up, and she was uncomfortable. If it was not the little fat man who woke her up, she would not feel hungry when she fell asleep until dawn. Blame that bad fat man.
She couldn't help humming when she was upset, and rubbed straight in Yuen Long's arms, and twisted left and right for a while, and almost ignited his fire, but now he only ignites and does not extinguish fire He didn't dare to mess around, but he could only hold her back and pat her on the back, coaxing her like he was beeping to sleep.
After half an hour, Yu Shanshan fell asleep again, and the toots downstairs were coaxed by her grandpa and aunt Li. This coward, the little guy who remembers to eat or not to remember, remembers his old mother again, and wants to go back to the room to play with his mother.
The door of the room was gently pushed open, and Yuen Long saw a small round head cautiously sneaking in. The little boy covered his own half of his face with his little hand, only revealing a pair of eyes, Pretend to be invisible to others.
Yuen Long laughed at him as he covered his ears and beckoned, beckoning to him.
Dudu looked very cautiously at the mother who fell asleep again, making sure that the mother would not rush up and kick him again before stepping in completely, carefully approaching the bed.
"Mom is asleep." Yuen Long embraced the fat guy in his arms, squeezed his little nose, and educated him: "The next time I do n’t want to sit on my mother ’s belly so hard, no, I ca n’t sit on my mother anymore Belly, so my mother will hurt. "
Yuen Long thought to himself that he must not let the little guy get into the habit of sitting on his mother's stomach. In case she gets pregnant again, it will be a life-threatening matter to be seated by this fat guy in her sleep. He still wants a daughter.
He nodded chubby, and a little grieved, "Dad I want to help my mother lose weight, as long as my belly is in, I lose weight." He said that he used his own demonstration to squeeze his belly into it .
Yuen Long couldn't laugh or cry, knowing that the little guy didn't understand what it means to lose weight, so he showed him a picture of Yu Shanshan's previous picture on his mobile phone and told him, "Weight loss is not just a belly tuck in, it's flesh It ’s all gone, you see, this is what mom used to do, and she will look like this after losing weight. "
The little boy stared at the photo, his mouth gradually opened into an o-shape.
The author has something to say: Did you see it? I arranged for Shanshan to use cucumber and egg to lose weight. A friend of mine has a large weight base. I tested this method. I eat it normally in the morning, drink some milk or porridge, and eat it. Some fruits or something, and then eat eggs and cucumbers in the evening. Without exercise, I lost 20 pounds a month. It is quite effective. I also tried it, but I ca n’t help stealing a few pounds for three days. Eat other delicious food, and then break power, cover your face. Later, I slowly dieted and paid more attention to exercise. Now that I lost 100 pounds, I was too lazy to lose weight and started to eat and drink again, hahaha.
I do n’t know if this method is suitable for everyone. Some cute little ones who want to lose weight make a careful decision. Do n’t be blind. Lose weight or do it slowly and gradually. Use the method that suits you best.