Chapter 341: Hilarious premiere

At 7:55, the movie theater of "Charlotte Annoyance" was full.
After looking around, Yu Yuexian smiled at Xiao Yunhai: "Your movie has a good attendance rate, it's almost full."
Xiao Yunhai said triumphantly: "That's it. Don't look at who directed it?"
"Come on. I tell you, the people who watch the movie today come because of your fame. If the evaluation is not good, you can be beaten into the mortal world tomorrow. See if you can see the editors, film critics behind you, they The view is very important."
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "For me, the opinions of the fans are the most important."
At the Magic Capital China Cinema, Li Lei walked into the theater of "Charlotte's Annoyance" with several main creators of the crew.
"I said that Boss Li and Xiao Yunhai's films do not participate in the competition. What use is it for us to run over and contribute movie tickets to him?"
Li Lei said: "In my eyes, his film is my real opponent."
At the same time, Zhang Dezhi took his girlfriend and sat in the theater to watch this "Charlotte Trouble".
At eight o'clock exactly, the big screen of China Cinema was dimmed at the same time. When it was lit again, the title of "Charlotte's Troubles" appeared on it, and underneath was a line of small prints by Xiao Yunhai.
"This film is a hilarious comedy with "three noes", no feelings, no moving, no literary style, just for fun, please don't spray if you are not happy."
Seeing the subtitles appearing on the film again, the fans in the theater laughed.
The editors and film critics frowned and asked, "Is this setting the tone of the movie?"
Yao Na, who was sitting next to Xiao Yunhai, smiled and said, "This is the first time I have seen someone write these things on my own movie? Yunhai, you guys are too good at it."
Xiao Yunhai said: "I'm giving those experts and film critics a shot. When they scold me, I have something to say."
The movie has officially started.
In the first few minutes, the content basically appeared in the film. Even so, seeing Xiao Yunhai's appearance and the astonishment when facing the emcee of Zhuangshan still made the fans on the scene laugh.
At the banquet, the classmates sat around a table and Zhang Yang said: "Yuan Hua, you are the monitor of our class, with the best literary talent, can you improvise the poem just in the stylish outfit of our big name Xia."
Yuan Hua pretended to shy away, and said, "I will try. Um... I went to the banquet alone in chicken feather outfits, all of them dressed as classmates."
The audience in the cinema was also amused by Yuan Hua's poem.
"Xiao Yunhai is so talented."
"Don't say it's pretty rhyming. I'll go to parties in the future and see those classmates who pretend to be big money. I will also give them this song."
The fans laughed, and the critics and editors also put down their pens and smiled on their faces.
At this point in the movie, they have discovered that this movie is a popcorn-like funny movie. There is nothing to write about. It's better to watch it easily.
Soon, teacher Wang, an important figure in the play, appeared.
The classmates all stood up and greeted Teacher Wang, and Zhang Yang said, "Teacher, do you remember me? I was number one in the long-distance race that winter and winter."
"Number one?" Teacher Wang thought about it seriously, smiled awkwardly, and didn't recognize it.
Zhang Yang said again: "That year during the Chinese New Year, my dad went to your house to give you a New Year greeting and gave you a Sony radio."
Teacher Wang immediately shouted: "Zhang Yang! That teacher can't forget."
Yuan Hua picked up the wine glass and touched him, and said, "Teacher Wang, my dad gave me a TV."
"Yuan Hua, he is such a talent." Teacher Wang called out his name.
Dachun shouted: "Teacher, I gave a calendar back then."
When Teacher Wang heard it, his face was pulled down and said: "The teacher can't remember it anymore."
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
"Who played this teacher? It's just a weird thing. I know everyone who receives gifts from students. I forget those who don't. It's so interesting."
Yao Wenyuan, who was sitting in the front row, smiled at Zhang Liping and said, "The teacher you have created has a very distinctive personality. It is estimated that it will leave a deep impression on the fans."
Zhang Liping smiled bitterly: "It should be a funny impression. But let's not say, your student's work should be very good at the box office. How long has it been performed? Everyone laughed so many times."
Yao Wenyuan said: "The fans are happy, but those film critics and entertainment editors will probably start cursing tomorrow."
Zhang Liping smiled and said, "Don't worry about this. Our director Xiao Da obviously expected it a long time ago. He took a vaccination at the beginning of the movie. Hehe, this is also a rainy day."
Teacher Wang sat in Charlotte's chair and said: "Actually, for your classmates, the one that impressed me the most is that-Charlotte!"
When Charlotte heard this, a smile appeared on her face.
He triumphantly adjusted his clothes and was about to speak when he suddenly heard Teacher Wang continue to say: "What are those two fools doing now?"
Charlotte's smile instantly froze on her face.
Zhang Yang laughed out of breath, and said to Charlotte who was standing behind Teacher Wang: "Come on, second fool, tell the teacher what you are doing now."
Seeing this in the theater, he suddenly laughed, and a fan who was drinking Coke couldn't help but spray it out.
Fortunately, they responded quickly, and didn't spray the couple in front of them. Otherwise, it would be inevitable to get a beating.
The plot continued, Qiu Ya brought her husband over to toast. Everyone stood up and unanimously recommended Charlotte to speak.
Charlotte was already drinking too much at this time, staring straight at Qiu Ya, and said: "Qiu Ya, congratulations. You didn't let me down. It is no exaggeration to say that you look like a Journey to the West in your wedding dress. Guanyin Bodhisattva is just as beautiful, but I never thought that you would marry Marshal Canopy in the end."
It only took one minute, and the movie fans burst into laughter again.
"Oh, hey, it's dying, I'm so ridiculous."
"This description is simply too interesting."
"The Guanyin Bodhisattva married the Tianpeng Marshal, and it was too bad for the Emperor Yun to think of it.
Yao Na sitting in the front row has been depressed recently, but tears of laughter are streaming out at this time.
Yu Yuexian, who was next to her, was also very happy to see that her best friend could laugh, and said softly to Xiao Yunhai: "This film of yours can make Sister Na laugh like this. It's not in vain."
Xiao Yunhai said, "I will take this as a compliment to me."
When Charlotte was making a big noise at the wedding, the heroine Ma Dongmei walked in wearing a torn dress.
Qiu Ya took Ma Dongmei's hand and said, "Dongmei, you just came. I got married today and Charlotte drank too much."
Ma Dongmei said: "Oh, Qiu Ya, I don't even know if you are married. You said I came dressed like this. Congratulations! Congratulations! Uncle!"
Qiu Ya said, "This is my husband."
Ma Dongmei was startled, and said awkwardly: "Oh! Sorry! Sorry uncle."
At this time, Ma Dongmei saw Teacher Wang and said happily: "Oh, Teacher Wang, you are here too, you are still alive."
The smile on Teacher Wang's face stagnated.
The hilarious appearance of the heroine Ma Dongmei made everyone talk about it.
"Oh, let me go, this Ma Dongmei is more funny than Charlotte."
"Plain words that come out of her mouth are like knives. Haha."
"It's so funny, I can't stand it anymore."
Li Lei of the Magic Capital China Cinema heard the average laugh every half minute in the theater, and sighed in his heart: "Xiao Yunhai's comedy is a success. Alas, fortunately, the opponent is not him, or else..."
At Shanghai Huaxia Cinema, Zhang Dezhi put his arms around his smiling girlfriend who was lying on his body, his face was full of sadness.
"Although my "One Hundred Percent First Love" is also a constant joke, it is still a lot worse than this "Charlotte Annoyance"."
Next, there is endless baggage in the film, one after another, one after another, a small smile for half a minute, a big laugh for a minute, the entire "Charlotte Troubles" theater becomes a sea of ​​joy, and many fans are Laughing straightened up.
Especially when Charlotte just returned to the period in 1999, it made everyone burst into laughter.
When Charlotte crossed the class, the whole person was a little confused. Teacher Wang felt that he was pretending to be there, and then said in a strange way: "What? What about pretending to have amnesia here? Classmate Charlotte has amnesia, ha ha, you still know your last name ?"
Charlotte ignored him, stupidly walked to his seat, looked at Ma Dongmei, and pinched the face of his future wife Ma Dongmei.
Ma Dongmei said angrily: "What are you doing?"
Teacher Wang Lei Ting was furious, and slapped the table while shouting: "Charlotte, did I let you go back? How did you do it with the teacher's words?
"Pouch"
"Haha"
There was a burst of laughter in the cinema.
"The teacher's words are simply too classic."
"It's really laughing at me."
"No, I can't stand it anymore, my stomach is about to explode."
Teacher Wang raised the stack of love letters in Yang's hand and said: "What you do
Decide, come and read it aloud to the students emotionally. Come! Nian Nian, who dear? Tell everyone who is your dear? "
Ma Dongmei thought it was written to herself, her face flushed, and embarrassedly covered her face and rushed out of the class.
Teacher Wang said: "How many people did you say you hurt invisibly? Read it! Read it to your classmates to see how the second-ranked idiot in our class is so cheap?"
Dachun, who was at the penalty station, was holding his schoolbag and laughed happily~EbookFREE.me~ Teacher Wang knocked Dachun on the head with a fan, and said: "You still have a face to smile! Are you proud of being the first? "
There was a burst of laughter from the theater again.
The role of Dachun was played by Allen in the previous life. He became popular on the stage as a stupid big man. In the movie, he took his stupidity to the extreme.
The actor that Xiao Yunhai found was Hu Xin. He was 1.92 meters tall and a little precocious. He was recruited by the academy as a special actor, and he happened to be attracted by Xiao Yunhai.
Sure enough, this Hu Xin has performed very well from his appearance to the present, making movie fans laugh.
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