Chapter 342: Hilarious premiere (2)

Pushed by Teacher Wang step by step, Charlotte flew up and knocked Teacher Wang down.
Teacher Wang couldn't believe it and said, "Dare you hit the teacher?"
Charlotte said: "In my dream, I can still bully you?"
Teacher Wang pointed at him and said: "You have rebelled! I tell you you are abolished! Your future is gone!"
Charlotte said angrily: "You call this the second fool every day, this is the big fool, we have a future? Even if we become in the future, we will be forced by you!
Dachun raised his schoolbag, slammed it hard, and yelled.
Teacher Wang said angrily: "Silly Dachun, what are you going to do?"
Dachun said excitedly: "I don't know what I'm going to do!"
The classmates stepped forward to persuade him to fight, and Zhang Yang, behind Teacher Wang, said: "Charlotte! How can you beat the teacher!"
After finishing talking, he suddenly kicked Teacher Wang while taking advantage of the chaos.
Teacher Wang turned around and shouted: "Who kicked me? Who kicked me just now?"
Taking advantage of this effort, Charlotte buckled her schoolbag on Teacher Wang's head, punched and kicked, and the students all kicked when they saw Teacher Wang was blindfolded. Yuan Hua saw that the situation was not good and ran out secretly.
A female classmate said: "Don't fight! Yuan Hua ran to find the principal."
Everyone immediately returned to their seats.
When the fans saw this episode, their laughter never stopped. This group of students is really interesting.
What made them laugh even more is that when everyone was finished, Dachun suddenly rushed out from behind, stretched out his foot and was about to kick, but found that Teacher Wang had just taken off his schoolbag, and suddenly Dachun's feet stopped in the air. .
Teacher Wang roared: "Silly Dachun, what do you want to do?"
Dachun blinked, shook his foot, and said stupidly: "Do you think my shoes are good, Teacher Wang?"
When Teacher Wang heard this, he was dizzy.
The audience who watched the movie were also dizzy with laughter.
"Who is this stupid actor? It's so funny."
"His reason is simply too strong, I really convinced him."
"Oh, my stomach is almost bursting with laughter, so pity the popcorn I bought, I dare not eat it anymore."
The celebrities who came to Xiao Yunhai's platform laughed forward and backward, and even the main creative staff of Xiao Yunhai's crew laughed endlessly.
It was the first time that they saw it as a film, and they didn't feel that much when filming it, but now it's so interesting to see the edited film.
Thinking that she was dreaming, Xia Luo kissed Qiu Ya forcibly, which happened to be seen by the principal and dean of education invited by Yuan Hua.
The dean pointed to Charlotte and said, "Shut up!"
Yao Wenyuan, who played the principal, made his first appearance. He pretended to be calm and said: "This classmate! What are your difficulties? Tell me not to hurt the female classmate."
Seeing that both the principal and the dean of the Academic Affairs Office were here, Charlotte said to Qiu Ya: "Baby, I have to wake up. It will be a nightmare if I continue to do it."
Charlotte put her face in the sink, trying to return to reality, but found herself still in the classroom.
Charlotte slapped herself on the face and said, "It's over, I can't wake up after drinking too much."
The principal said coldly: "Don't threaten the teacher with self-harm. You are giving up yourself by doing so."
Charlotte said: "Okay, since I can't wake up now, I will play with you for a while, Zhang Yang lends me a fire."
When Zhang Yang heard it, he shook his head quickly and said, "I don't smoke the smoke from the fire."
"Pouch"
"Hahaha."
"If you don't smoke the fire, this ugly boy really wants to cover it up."
Charlotte forcibly took out the smoke and lighter from Zhang Yang, stood on the table, lit the book, then threw the burning book against the curtains, and said: "Burn it! My youth!"
The curtains burst into flames and the classroom was in a mess.
Seeing this, the fans laughed happily, while those well-known newspaper editors and film critics frowned.
An editor in chief said: "Such a plot is too easy to teach young people."
"Yes. If the students learn from him after watching this movie, it will be troublesome."
Then Mother Charlotte rushed to the classroom and stopped Charlotte. Charlotte still thought that she was in a dream, so she jumped from the second floor in full view.
In the hospital, Charlotte couldn't believe that she had returned to 1999, so she rushed through the crowd with her bare feet and walked out.
Looking at the cars and people coming and going, the first episode "Sad 1999" rang.
"Sad, ninety-nine, ninety-nine,
Forget it forever,
It’s just a desperate pursuit of the new and disgusting thoughts
…….."
When Dong Piaopiao heard this melody and dynamic song, he said: "This song is in the film, and the melody is very nice."
Su Yingxue smiled and said: "Yunhai has put this song in his latest album. Once this movie goes viral, his album will definitely sell well. At that time, the movie and the music album will complement each other, very May become a miracle."
Dong Piaopiao said: "I really envy Sister Wanqing, who can get the full support of Brother Xiao, and now her album will break 20 million in a few days."
Su Yingxue sighed and said: "The day after tomorrow at the latest. But Piao Piao, do you know how many people envy you now? Do the math, you can get six or seven songs from Yunhai, except for Wanqing. . This kid is really amazing."
The movie is still going on.
In the principal's office, the principal is sitting in a chair and drinking tea, and Mother Charlotte is smoking a cigarette.
The principal said: "Since the establishment of the school, and even since the founding of New China, there has never been such a bad incident in the entire history of education! So the school chose not to expel Charlotte."
Mother Charlotte pinched out the cigarette butt, messed up her hair, unbuttoned and took off her clothes, and said calmly: "Principal, I'm sorry, please understand, it's all for the children."
The principal asked in surprise: "What are you doing?"
Mother Charlotte ran to the window sill, through the window, she shouted with a stern cry: "Come on, the principal indecent assault on me."
The principal quickly grabbed her and said, "What are you doing? This is not a hooliganism."
When you come and I go down, the principal is really helpless, and said helplessly: "Let's do it. Let Charlotte write a check!"
As soon as Mother Charlotte heard it, she immediately bowed and thanked: "I have troubled you, thank you principal."
This scene made the theater laugh again.
"This mother Charlotte is so utterly absurd that she used this method to keep her son from being expelled. The principal was too sad."
"If this happened to Charlotte, I guess some moms would do it."
"Yes, pity the parents of the world."
During the exercise time between classes, the principal asked Charlotte to review everyone.
Carrying a cane, Charlotte walked towards the podium with everyone’s gaze and shouted into the microphone:
I’ve been wasting my time all the time, but I didn’t expect God to give me another chance to be born again, so I wanted to Thank God, thank you..."
The principal interrupted Charlotte and shouted in the loud speaker: "You should thank the school, thank the teacher, thank you for the low floor of your class!"
"Puff."
"Haha"
"The principal is also very funny."
Charlotte said: "I want to say sorry to everyone, Teacher Wang, from now on, our grievances will be wiped out. Finally, I will say sorry to Qiu Ya. I not only wrote you a love letter, but also kissed you. However, , I really thought it was a dream. Don't worry, I will be responsible for you!
Upon hearing the last line of "I will be responsible for you", the fans immediately thought of what Xiao Yunhai said to the stars at the premiere of "Zhen Huan", and laughed.
In the classroom, Teacher Wang was giving a lecture, and Charlotte raised his hand and said, "Teacher!"
"What's wrong, Charlotte? Are you going to add pounds?"
"Teacher Wang, I want to change seats!"
Teacher Wang walked to the side of Charlotte and said: "Charlotte, let me tell you, our business is not over yet, so don't get into it!"
Charlotte said solemnly: "Ma Dongmei always talks to me in class, which affects my study."
Teacher Wang listened to joy and said, "Do you still use influence when you study? Is there still room for decline?"
There was a burst of laughter in the theater.
Teacher Wang said: "Did you go for learning? I'm ashamed to give you some points!"
Charlotte asked: "Then why can Yuan Hua have a table with Qiu Ya?"
Teacher Wang said: "How do you compare to Yuan Hua? Yuan Hua is a good student and outstanding league cadre. By the way! Speaking of Yuan Hua, the teacher would like to praise it. Just yesterday, Yuan Hua won the district First prize in the composition contest, the title of the composition is "My District Chief Father", applause and encouragement!
Charlotte snorted and said: "Teacher, is he like writing? That's pie father!"
The word "Ping Da" hasn't appeared in this world yet, and many fans immediately remembered it.
Teacher Wang said: "Don't care what it is? If it's not, just stay honestly. Anyway, you are sleeping wherever you sit."
Charlotte said: "Teacher, I want to sleep in another person."
Teacher Wang slapped the table and said angrily: "Charlotte! Are you endless? Don't follow me here! You run the school? You think you are the principal. Who do you want to sleep with?"
At this moment, the principal happened to pass by the door of the classroom, and when he heard Teacher Wang's words, his face was immediately pulled down, and he forced a smile: "Teacher Wang, come out."
Teacher Wang suddenly panicked, with his legs bent slightly, like a slave, he quickly agreed and chased him out.
The changes in his expression before and after that made the people in the theater burst into laughter again.
"This teacher did a good job."
"That's right, the comedy in the play he acted is full of tension, very good."
The appearance of hilarious scenes made all fans who came to watch "Charlotte Annoyance" laugh and tear.
I have to admit that the lines in this "Charlotte Annoyance" are indeed very funny. There is no quiet time in the whole theater. Whether it is film critics, celebrities or fans, everyone laughs forward and backwards.
Charlotte became a well-known celebrity in an instant because he mastered the music information a few years later.
Xiao Yunhai also added a lot of musical elements in this process.
On the school radio, Xia Luo played and sang for Qiu Ya's previous life Xu Wei's "You Once", which aroused the appreciation of movie fans. It's a pity that Ma Dongmei's noise made the whole picture of this song still dead, and the audience in the cinema sighed.
The following episodes of "The Moon Represents My Heart", "Nunchoke", "Just One Time", "The Outside World" and other episodes made Xiao Yunhai's fans addicted.
It's a pity ~EbookFREE.me~ Xiao Yunhai only intercepts a section of each song, and it is impossible to get a full view. This makes fans look forward to Xiao Yunhai's album even more.
This is also the effect Xiao Yunhai wants to achieve.
Time flew fast, and "Charlotte Annoyance" soon reached the end stage.
At the last moment of Xia Luo's dying life, Ma Dongmei, with tears in her eyes, sang "Just One Time" for him, which instantly moved the audience.
A film critic wrote the only sentence in his notebook: "Treasure the person in front of you."
At the end of the story, Charlotte returned to reality, came to Ma Dongmei, admitted her mistake to her, and the two lived a happy life.
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