Chapter 632: The less abs, the better the sales!

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Urban legend has a great influence!
Many people, even if they haven't been to PD Paradise and PD Building, have heard of such rumors on the Internet.
Among them, the "Couple Curse" is the most famous.
Not only Jiangchuan Paradise, Paris Paradise and Kyoto Paradise also have similar rumors. Although the rumored version is different, the end result is the same.
"The couples who have been to PD Paradise broke up in all likelihood! There are one or two true loves left, even God can't bear to separate them, but bless them..."
Many tourists believe in the legend.
But the strange thing is that there is clearly a "couple curse". Not only has the number of couples going to PD Park to play has not decreased, but they have increased. There is a sense of "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and walking towards the mountains".
Why is this?
According to Meng Lang's analysis, the reason for this phenomenon is probably related to "love will lower IQ."
Couples in love are generally blind. They firmly believe that they are true love, even if they can't bear to dismantle God, how can they be affected by the curse?
As a friend, when you kindly persuade him: "Don't go! This place is very wicked, 90% of lovers broke up..."
"Then I must be the remaining 10%!"
You don't let me go, I want to go!
If you don't break up after you go, doesn't it prove that your love is true love?
Well, Uncle Meng supports you!
If you don't come to PD Paradise, how do you know if it is true love? Regardless of the breakup, Uncle Meng made a lot of ticket money...
Love is blind, but Meng Zi wakes up with a smile.
Suddenly a weird "urban legend" appeared, making PD Paradise a must-visit "check-in mecca" for couples. Tickets and surrounding income skyrocketed. Every time he thinks about this, Meng Lang is happy from ear to ear.
Support, must support!
In order to make "Couple Curse" more famous, he asked Ma Teng to hire a group of "literary talents" navy. Every day on major social networking sites, I update my blood and tear history of "went to PD Paradise once and broke up when I got home".
A sentence must be added at the end:
"Thanks to going to PD Paradise, I can see the true face of this scumbag! Brothers/sisters, you must go to PD Paradise when you fall in love!"
"Okay, well written!"
Meng Lang slapped his thigh and praised: "These naval forces are awesome. It is worthy of the top service of 100 yuan/day, which is several grades higher than 5 wool/bar!"
"These are fake?"
Tao Mi, who was so touched by the "Story of the Water Army" with red eyes, raised her head and asked, "Isn't it true that it's a real person? Why did you become a water army?"
"It must be fake!"
Meng Lang dismissed it and said, "Such a boring urban legend, wouldn't anyone really believe it? No?"
"Then explain why so many couples broke up when they went to PD Paradise?"
"One leaf is blind!"
Meng Lang explained: "I ask you, do you know how high the divorce rate in our country is? Ten couples, how many couples die?"
"amount……"
Tao Mi blinked and suddenly realized: "I see! You mean, those couples who broke up, even if they don't go to PD Paradise, will eventually break up?"
"Yes!"
"Regardless of whether there is PD Paradise or not, the breakup rate of couples is ridiculously high. This is like, 100% of people who have drunk tap water will die. It is pure nonsense."
"I can rest assured that!"
Tao Mi took a long sigh of relief, took out two wrinkled park tickets from his pocket, and smiled slightly: "I walked early that day and I didn't play a lot of events. Will you be free to accompany me this Friday?"
rash:"……"
What should I do, can I refuse?
...
Real fragrance is the essence of human beings.
Meng Lang, who keeps saying that urban legends are false, but in the end is afraid to not verify, is really fragrant.
Players who boycotted and protested against the "holster swimsuit" and shouted "You will be yours, I will buy it and I will lose".
The PD Alliance has updated a new version.
The new summer swimsuit theme skin is online, and its design of human body and transformation has amazed the majority of players and received unanimous praise!
Millions of skins are sold for the first time!
From now on, the skins of all the leather heroes of PD Alliance will be divided into two different series.
One is form skin!
For example, Tiga Ultraman, the basic skin is a "composite form", with air, strong, dark and other forms, made into different forms of skin.
The other is human skin!
Dagu will wear a series of swimsuits, suits, denims and costumes to create a new skin product line.
This perfectly solves the dilemma that the human hero has a new skin every month, and the holster hero can't have a new skin in half a year.
Everyone is happy!
For PD games, the skin product line means a lifeline, and if they can't make money, Mr. Meng will not spare them lightly. For players, it is still acceptable for people to wear bizarre clothing.
Among the many "swimsuit skins" released in the new version, the original Ultraman has attracted much attention.
Uncle Meng has such a good figure?
Eight pack abs, too exaggerated...
Players have been ranting about the designer~EbookFREE.me~ and guessing how much benefit he received from Mr. Meng before he made the extremely exaggerated eight-pack abs?
The designer is wronged!
He confessed on Weibo that he did not receive any benefits. The real reason is that he was threatened by "unspeakable", which is a P picture of conscience.
This statement is highly credible.
Players who believe that designers will not lie have extremely contempt for "unspeakable" people and claim: "Don't cut your abs, don't buy skin!"
Then, skin sales were dismal.
The report submitted by the PD game manager Chen showed that the swimsuit skin of the original Ultraman had too exaggerated abdominal muscles, which led to poor sales.
"Money on one side and image on the other?"
Meng Lang picked up a bunch of flowers and held lots in the office. Considering that this bouquet has only five petals, he hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to count the "money" first and then the "image".
The results are clear at a glance, and money is more important!
"Cut it..."
"Okay, President Meng!"
The approved designer chopped off two abdominal muscles. The player nodded approvingly, and sales increased slightly.
Another cut, sales increased!
After cutting a piece of abdominal muscles, the skin ranked among the top of the best-selling list, and the players showed contented smiles and opened their wallets to buy and buy.
really……
The less abs, the better the sales.
When Mr. Meng has only one abdominal muscle, he will be invincible! Looking at the entire PD league, no one is more popular than him.
Of course, face value is inversely proportional to sales.
Mr. Meng, who has eight pack abs, barely caught the eye. With only one abdominal muscle left and wearing beach pants, that image is really hard to describe!
probably……
Players who use this skin to play the game are not for their own eyes, but for disgusting opponents and affecting their operations, right?