Chapter 498: I want to pulse

People who can handle such risks naturally have some abilities. Xiao Yi stared at a corner in front of him, turned his head and said to Meng Nana.
"parking!"
Meng Nana immediately stepped on the brakes, Xiao Yi was very skilled, here Xiao Yi said that when she stopped, something must have happened, a pair of eyes kept looking around and asked Xiao Yidao.
"What's wrong? What happened?"
"You just stop!"
Xiao Yi said, Meng Nana stepped on the brake and then turned off. Although Xiao Yi didn't explain the reason, Meng Nana became nervous with her heart.
"What's the matter? Xiao Yi, tell me the truth, could something happen?"
Meng Nana asked, Xiao Yi opened the car door. It was already dark at the moment, and there were street lights outside, and it seemed that there were no people around.
So Xiao Yi walked a few steps forward and came under a tree. He untied his pants to take out his second brother and come to flood the Seventh Army.
"Hey...what are you doing? You will be fined five hundred for urinating and defecating anywhere."
As soon as Xiao Yi took out his second brother, he saw someone walking towards this side before he even started, wearing a gray uniform, who should be the security guard responsible for maintaining this place.
"Five hundred? Why don't you grab it!"
He just didn't pee for such a long time and couldn't stand it all the way. He wanted to find a place to solve the physical problem first. It was not as serious as Meng Nana thought, it seemed that something red had happened.
Meng Nana supported the steering wheel with one hand, and the whole person who had been scared by Xiao Yi just now became tense. She didn't know what Xiao Yi really wanted to do. This was really scary.
"This bastard, I thought something was really going to happen."
Xiao Yi was holding his trousers in one hand, and the security had walked up to Xiao Yi, took a flashlight and took a shot, spreading one hand in front of Xiao Yi.
"This is a private territory with strict rules. If you see that it is strictly prohibited to urinate and urinate anywhere, you have to pay a fine of 500 yuan if you violate the rules."
"Sorry, I can't read."
"Everyone says that they are illiterate. It has nothing to do with your literacy and illiteracy, as long as you pay for it."
The security guard said very bluntly that the people who work here all rely on them behind their backs, so when they speak, naturally they have to be more temperamental.
Xiao Yi's face was green and frowned. This is really cheating. If you just pee, you have to be fined so much. With Xiao Yi's character of death and asking for money, how could he really pay five hundred yuan.
"What you said above is that you urinate and urinate anywhere, and I didn't urinate just now, then it's not urinate and urinate anywhere.
"No urine? No urine. What were you doing just now, thinking I didn't see it?"
The security guard said that Xiao Yi had obviously untied his pants just now, he had already seen it, so it was useless to quibble here.
Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment. When he encountered such a serious security guard, Xiao Yi thought for a while, then straightened his back, and said with confidence.
"Can I take it out and have a look?"
"Put it out and have a look? Is there such a reason?"
"That's because you haven't encountered it before. Your second brother has been stubborn in his pants. In such a hot weather, you can't get rid of it. You can take it out to let the wind out. It's very logical, yes... very logical."
Xiao Yi explained that this explanation was very reasonable and reasonable. The brows of the security guards were beating. I have seen an excuse, but I have never seen such an excuse.
In fact, Xiao Yi did not urinate, and people did not urinate, so the fine was wrong. Xiao Yi, who was abusive and stubborn, said that at the moment it turned out to be very reasonable.
"You go first, don't let me see you next time, if I see you peeing anywhere, I will be fined a thousand yuan!"
In the end, Xiao Yi couldn't do anything with Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi put on his pants and returned to the car. Meng Nana in the car felt that Xiao Yi was a bit embarrassed. Only people like Xiao Yi could make up this kind of reason.
"You guy is really okay. If you want to pee, tell me earlier. There is a toilet in the rest area just now."
"I didn't want to pee at that time. I can't come to force it to pee."
Xiao Yi held a pee, Meng Nana had to continue driving, looking for a toilet while driving, but after walking for a few minutes, she didn't find a toilet at all.
At this moment, Xiao Yi couldn't hold back a bit. He had already held back all the way, so Xiao Yi stretched out his hand and patted Meng Nana.
"Do you have any drink bottles in your car?"
Meng Nana found an empty black tea bottle from the side and handed it to Xiao Yi.
"Hey, this is the drink I bought in the rest area. Wouldn't you be..."
Meng Nana glared at Xiao Yi, her eyes turned to Xiao Yi's crotch. Xiao Yi asked her for a drink bottle at this moment, which could only explain one thing to do. ,
"Do you want to solve it in my car?"
"Whether you pee in your car or pee in a bottle, which one do you think is better."
Xiao Yi said that he didn't want to do this, but the conditions were limited, he didn't want to be fined.
Meng Nana only had a headache for Xiao Yi. This kind of person was really a strange flower, so she had to pass the bottle to Xiao Yi. In comparison, it would be better not to pee in the car.
"Here you are!"
"This bottle is too small to fit in."
Xiao Yi took it and said, a little dissatisfied with the size of this bottle. How could it fit the bottle with such a narrow mouth.
Meng Nana stared at Xiao Yi with stunned eyes, and weird pictures appeared in her mind. The pictures were put together to form four characters...thick and big.
"Your sister, are you a donkey? This pulse is for you. If it is not suitable, I have a knife here. If you cut your stuff, it should be fine."
"Wow...You woman is really cruel. I haven't married a wife or had a child yet, so you want to start with my second brother."
Xiao Yi took the bottle and said, Meng Nana glared at Xiao Yi. If it weren't for asking for help from Xiao Yi, she would have to go up and beat Xiao Yi well at this moment.
"It's my shit, since I'm not your woman anyway, I don't need it."
"You don't need it, you don't need it. Could you please turn your face away? My second brother is a little confessed. If you want to see it, I have no problem."
Xiao Yi was holding her pants with one hand, and Meng Nana realized that she had a pair of eyes staring at Xiao Yi's crotch, as if there was something there that was attracting her.
"Bah! Who is rare to see, you'd better plug it in and not pull it out!"
Meng Nana cursed Xiao Yi in her heart, Xiao Yi untied her pants, her second brother looked in the right direction, opened the gate and let the water flow all the way down, the whole person felt more comfortable, and it was really uncomfortable to hold back all the way.
"Wow... so comfortable!"