Chapter 499: Jerk you enough

Meng Nana turned her head to the side, only to hear the sound of running water, there was a smell of urine in the car, she had to stretch out to pinch her nose, really wanted to kick Xiao Yi out of the car. ,
This is her own car. After buying a new car for less than a year, Xiao Yi actually uses the car as a toilet, and she can't say anything.
After soaking for one minute, it was finally over. After Xiao Yi finished urinating, he closed the lid again, pushed the car door, and placed the bottle on the side of the road.
"Comfortable, I'm almost suffocating me, passing by the rest area, you won't call me."
Xiao Yi said, putting her pants up first, Meng Nana felt that Xiao Yi should be almost done, turned her head and poked Xiao Yi's head with her finger, and said angrily.
"Your sister, how long did my old lady call you when she was in the rest area? You guy sleeps like a dead pig, completely ignored. I want to have a knife to stab you before talking."
"Ah? Really? It seems that I wronged you. Don't be angry. Don't be angry. Women can't be angry. If you are angry, your face is prone to wrinkles."
"My old lady doesn't care anymore. With you by my side, sooner or later I will get angry."
Meng Nana understands now. Li Xiaojia said to her before that if you want to get along with Xiao Yi, you should learn how to keep your breath, otherwise it will be a matter of death.
"It's better for a man. If you want to solve it, you can solve it right away. You women can't do it. When you have a urgency, you don't even have a way."
"Shut up bastard, my old lady doesn't want to listen to you now."
Xiao Yi was almost on Meng Nana's blacklist, and the next journey was not far. Ten minutes later, the car stopped in front of a three-story building.
There are no high-rise buildings here, and the tallest one is only three floors, which is the place of the auction. Meng Nana drove the car to the parking lot and then opened the door to walk out.
As soon as I got out of the car, a man in a suit walked out of the small building and walked steadily to Meng Nana with a serious expression.
"Guests who come to participate in the auction, please show your permit. You can enter after verification. If not, please leave here."
Meng Nana had heard of the rules here, so she had prepared her things before, opened the small bag and took out a black card from it, and handed it to this person.
The man took a look at the card and attached it to an instrument in his hand. There were two lights on the instrument. The green light was for passing and the red light was forbidden.
When the green light is on, the verification indicates that the card is genuine, which means that Meng Nana is the guest here.
"How about you?"
"He is my love, and we two came here together."
Meng Nana said, took out a thousand yuan from the packet and handed it to the man, which counted as a tip.
At the auction, there were no restrictions on bringing family members. This man just asked, Meng Nana said clearly, and naturally she accepted the money.
"You two, go in. There will be a security check after you go in. Don't bring contraband on your body, otherwise the consequences will be serious."
The man gave another order separately, and Meng Nana said that it was okay. The two walked towards the auction site. Xiao Yi followed Meng Nana and was digging his nostrils with a finger in idle time.
"When did I become your lover, even at night?"
"Think beautifully, come over to me quickly, and if you talk nonsense to me, I will seal your mouth for you."
The two people in the talking room have already entered. When entering the auction site, they need to go through a security check.
The two security personnel are two pretty women with detection equipment in their hands. Beside the two women, there are three men standing by.
All three men carried batons in their hands. Once they met someone who was disobedient, they would put the person down first. For so many years, no one dared to make trouble in the underground auction.
Meng Nana passed the security check smoothly. When it came to Xiao Yi, a woman accidentally touched the position of Xiao Yi's crotch with the detection equipment in her hand, and then raised her head to look at Xiao Yidao.
"What's in your pants? I need to show it out."
"In the pants? Of course there is the second brother in the pants. Why do you need to take it out to see?"
Xiao Yi said, these women didn't blush at all when they heard Xiao Yi's words, they were very curious with the detector.
Meng Nana frowned and clenched her silver teeth tightly. When it came to this, Xiao Yi was still so rude.
She was so angry that she couldn't bear it. She stepped forward and kicked Xiao Yi's and glared at him.
"My spouse has always spoken badly, don't mind, he didn't carry any metal objects on him."
The two women cast envious glances at Meng Nana, and finding a good husband like this is a woman's greatest blessing.
"Is it all right? Do you want me to take it out for you to see?"
"Go bastard!"
Pulled by Meng Nana, Xiao Yi quickly left. At this moment, a woman was anxious. She picked up a pen and wrote her contact information on the paper. She ran to Xiao Yi and stuffed the paper. In Xiao Yi's pocket.
"Macho, contact me if you have time, I am here waiting for you!"
After that, I gave Xiao Yi a blow kiss. If Xiao Yi is really Meng Nana’s husband, Meng Nana will kill him now, so as not to go out to provoke trouble in the future. Without the tools to commit crimes, it’s no choice to make mistakes. possible.
Xiao Yi was pulled by Meng Nana, and the two left the security check. Not far after Meng Nana raised her foot angrily, she stomped on Xiao Yi's foot fiercely.
"Enough bastard, my old lady has tolerated you for a long time. I asked you to be my personal bodyguard. I didn't want you to come out to visit the kiln. Believe it or not, I will abolish you!"
Meng Nana is about to explode, no matter where Xiao Yi walks, he can become the focus of attention, and immediately cause movement when he appears.
Xiao Yi grinned, Meng Nana's foot was really cruel, and the stiletto heel of high heels hurt terribly when stepped on it. Xiao Yi took the paper that the woman gave in his hand, took a look at it, and threw it away.
"Heh...please, please be gentle, you asked me to protect you, and you were abolished by you before anything else. When I am disabled, will you support me for the rest of my life?"
"If you want to be beautiful, you also know that you threw away that piece of paper. It also shows that you can tell the severity of the matter."
"Ha... this deity has the ability to remember, just look at it, a cell phone number, I have already memorized it!"