Chapter 19: married

After marriage, the first thing is to count the red envelopes. Xu Weiyu opened several times: "1, 2, 3 ... 9, 10, J, Q, K ..." It felt a bit wrong, and then heard him say, "K, A, B, C, D ... O . "
Finally I asked him how much? Xu Weiyu: "Twenty-eight."
I bored myself and counted again. The result was really 28. Should I say that he was right or that his brain structure was different from ordinary people?
Later, he counted: "Z, Y, X, W, V ..."
It turned out to be right a few times. Xu Weiyu glanced at me who counted the red envelopes he counted every time and said, "It ’s not wrong. With my IQ, how can the monotonous counting method like 123 satisfy me?" ! "
Did this guy kill a lot of people in one sentence? including me.
After returning from the honeymoon, I started to be busy, writing reports, all kinds of grief, and I was there to worry and say, "It's dead." Xu Weiyu heard this, and immediately ran up excitedly, "Dear, do you want me to help? "I have been silent for a long time. Sure enough, will love disappear after marriage?
Then I wrote a report, he lifted a pair of small dumbbells in the back, "Pro, look at my muscles."
I didn't look back, "Busy. Can you go out?"
Wei Yu: "Look at it. I'll go out after it's over."
I looked back, "Okay, I've seen it, go out. Take the door, thank you."
Wei Yu: "Your eyes haven't glanced at my muscles!"
I carefully looked at the arm with the sleeves rolled up, "The problem is that you haven't."
Someone Xu finally ran out in tears.
Then I went out and saw him leaning on the balcony, looking into the distance, walking behind him and asking, "What about emotions?"
"No."
"Look back and show me chant."
He turned his back and grinned. I touched his small face and said, "Go, my wife invites you to dinner."
Wei Yu: "Have you written your report?"
"Ok."
Wei Yu mumbled: "I knew that I would always be the last one."
"Not counting."
"Go walk!"
After dinner, I went home and saw a lame cat on the road. Xu Weiyu suddenly felt pity that he had no pets in our family. Let's raise it. I said: "Then you have to take it to check your body first." So at night, they dumbly wrapped their cats in their scarves and went to the hospital.
As a result, the doctor in the pet store said: "This cat is very old and has severe liver disease, and can't live for a few days. It is actually quite painful now. If you want, let it be euthanized. it is good."
Wei Yu scolded people on the spot. The gray cat looked at us on the table and murmured. Finally it was cleaned again, and the light rain carried it home.
The old cat died shortly. Wei Yu was sad for a long time.
His feelings are actually more delicate than mine.
I went to other cities to watch exhibitions on the weekends. It didn't take long after I got off the highway. I couldn't find the way. The micro rain was ashamed. Finally, I asked the police uncle. Where to go, without waiting for the police to speak, Wei Yu reached out and beckoned the people in that car with pride: "Go XX? Go with buddies!"
That tone and gesture gestures, as if he were a ground snake here, all familiar.
Then he made a way out, and he didn't know anymore.
The car behind was driving up, and the driver waved his hand, "I know later, go with the buddy!"
When I arrived at the destination, there were a lot of people. It was difficult to find a parking space. Finally, I found a very narrow seat. Xu Weiyu's microscopic car skills were not good.
The person charged next to him said, "It seems that lesbians are better at technology."
Weiyu proudly said: "She went to school as an adult, right?"
The toll collector asked, "Husband and wife?"
Wei Yu: "Just married."
I parked the car and the man said to me: "The guy is really nice, and live a good life."
I later asked Wei Yu what he was talking about.
Wei Yu: "I just told him that I was chasing you for years, and finally got married hard."
"How can you talk to anyone?"
"I'm approachable and open-minded."
While pulling the progress hall, Wei Yu took my hand and said, "Many people, don't squeeze."
Seeing the exhibition in the afternoon, I went out to find a place to eat, and various restaurants were crowded.
Xu Weiyu was most afraid of eating and noisy, "Come on, drive to a distant place to eat?"
As a result, when I walked to the side of the car, I saw a piece of pink A4 paper clipped on the wiper. I wrote: Happy Honeymoon! ×× The people welcome you.
The light rain sprayed on the spot, but I couldn't help crying and laughing. How uncharacteristic and unloving this uncle is ...