Chapter 20: There are many "disagreements" in daily life after marriage

The only difference before and after marriage is Xu Weiyu: "My wife cooks for me, legally required!"
"Dear me to buy a piece of clothing, no clothes are worn, legally required!"
"Women, watch a movie tonight, legally request it."
"Qingxi, sing me a love song, legally, legally!"
I refrained from trying to deal with him illegally many times ...
"Can you stop for a while?"
"No, all my requirements are protected by the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China."
I smiled coldly, "The Marriage Law is not so boring, but you buy clothes and watch movies."
When he silently walked away, he said in his mouth: "Article 3 of the Marriage Law prohibits cold violence in the family, abuse and abandonment among family members ..."
I can't laugh or cry.
Playing a game with Xu Weiyu, I played the Lolita, let him take it, he accepted me as an apprentice, played for two months, he said he would release the relationship with me.
Loli: Can I ask why?
Youth: Do n’t want to be crowned with incest.
Loli: ...
After the relationship between mentor and apprentice was released, the final wedding was not completed. Because the system prompts again, Loli's role is not allowed to get married.
The light rain almost came out with a bit of blood!
Going out, driving on the road, and seeing a sharp sports car, I looked at it more curiously, and the person in the front passenger seat said seriously: "Look at this license plate number and tell you that there is a group of people in our city who eat and drink It ’s useless brain damage. It ’s only the trouble-making loan sharks of the rich second generation. The license plates are a series, all of which contain 777. Do you say this bunch of people are stupid? Now, just look at me, justice and handsome incarnation! "
This guy solved a bunch of people with a stick, and finally did not forget to highly praise himself.
Shopping with Xu Weiyu is actually a very tiring thing, because the two people have different tastes, and they often argue about a dress or a pair of shoes. Wei Yu: "Do I look good in this dress?" Me: "Like a ruffian." The cloth shirt is not for everyone, brother.
Wei Yu: "This skirt looks good, dear, you go and give it a try." I: "Unless I die."
Me: "Would you like to wear that black suit to see?" Wei Yu: "Like a funeral."
Therefore, I rarely go shopping with him to buy things. My friend said, "It's a miracle that the two of you can look at each other."
Talking to Xu Weiyu on QQ at work, playing too fast, it became: do?
Light rain: daylight? ! Comes with a tweaking expression.
Me: I just made a mistake, are you there?
After a while, he sent it back: dead! With an expression of spitting blood on the ground.
Me: Ask you, what do we send for a friend's child's full moon?
Wei Yu: Money?
Me: ... In addition to the money, what else to send?
Drizzle: Gold and silver jewelry?
Me: meaningful.
Wei Yu: Computer, mobile phone?
Me: Forget it, I asked the wrong person.
Wei Yu: Do n’t go, guest, let ’s talk!
Me: Are you busy?
Wei Yu: Today's work is done.
Me: Then read more books, improve your sentiment and cultivation, and don't make yourself look so secular.
Drizzle: ...
Colleagues will ask me to help me buy things online. My card has not been opened for online banking. Xu Weiyu has a card open, so I have been using his card to buy. This led to his mobile phone often receiving text messages how much money was spent. Once I finished buying a colleague and received the cash from my colleague, I received a call from him and said, "Women, you can't cash out like this. You just tell me if you want money."
"..."
After dinner, when walking, Xu Weiyu whispered behind me: "I have put your phone in your bag." Then I fumbled behind to open my small bag, which was drunk by the great man coming by. , "Steal something!"
Xu Weiyu turned his head tangled, "I put something, uncle."
I do n’t know why I laughed out.
The uncle accused and walked away, and I said to the person behind him, "Is your action too tedious? So it will be misunderstood."
"How is it possible? I'm much more upright."
"Did not see it."
"That's because you didn't pay attention."
I said in my heart, look at it carefully, then you are a thorough little ruffian, that character ...
After watching the dancing of the aunts on the square, a beautiful woman came and asked Wei Yu enchantingly: "Handsome, can you borrow your mobile phone to let me make a call?"
Wei Yu turned her head, "One, beauty, if you want my number to connect with your feelings, I will definitely not give it, and my wife will stand next to it. Second, if you want to cheat, then I am a policeman."
The beauties decisively left.
I leaned over and asked Xu Weiyu, "Are you a policeman?"
"I played a little bit."
I said, "Why don't you connect with beautiful women?"
"Afraid of my wife."
"..."
It did n’t take long for Wei Yu to watch the aunts ’dances very simple, and she said,
I went up and jumped down.

"Don't be ashamed."
"How come, this is soeasy, look at me!" Then he ran to the rear of the line and started to follow them.
Really succeeded, barely able to keep up.
But a big man, wearing a trench coat of such a quality, twisted among a group of aunts, who stood out from the crowd. I couldn't even look straight, and waved at him, "I can come back."
"Wife, you come too!"
"Hurry up and go to the fruit supermarket to buy fruit."
Finally, he persuaded him to come back, and he said to me: "The aunt in front of me told me that I danced very well and asked me to come back tomorrow."
Me: "Then you come tomorrow yourself."
When I went to the fruit shop, someone wanted to pick the most expensive, cherry snow lotus or something. I told him: "These taste like apples and oranges, and have similar nutritional value."
"But obviously the cherries look good."
"Are you buying it or eating it?"
"Look first, then eat, let's say, women eat cherries, nourish blood and nourish beauty, and detoxify. You see, all I think about is you."
"..."
Someone called in the middle of the night and picked up. The male voice was not Chinese. I didn't understand it. When I looked at Xu Weiyu's cell phone, he woke him up and gave him the call. What is that man talking about? "
Wei Yu: "I didn't understand. I let him speak English, but when I saw this time, I asked him to call again after ten hours. People who don't learn the world's time zone division are the most disliked!"
Me: "You can't shut down when you sleep?"
Wei Yu: "I'm afraid someone will find me."
"..."
After sleeping for a while, he posted and said, "Come once while the night is dark and the wind is high?"
"sleepy."
"You will wake up when you do it."
"Less sleep and doze tomorrow."
"Please leave tomorrow."
"'Want to make Zhiyun' must not."
"You need it."
"..."