Chapter 21: Summer of the third year

As soon as I opened the study door, I heard Xu Weiyu arguing with his younger brother ... through the video.
Wei Yu: "My high school was all flat-headed, and I was confident that even if I cut my head flat, I was a handsome guy. Your haircut is invisible, it's like a hair salon.
Brother: "My head is fifty pounds!"
"Oh, your head is worth fifty pounds."
"What do you mean?"
"Why do you want me to repeat that your head is only worth fifty?"
"I don't want to talk to you anymore, you let my sister listen! What about my sister? Why do you always use her computer! Let my sister come and tell me! You are going to die!"
I:"……"
Wei Yu turned to me and said, "Why is your brother always cursing people?"
Me: "No way, tutoring is not good."
Wei Yu: "How can it be that he did not learn well!"
The little brother called "Sister" over there. I used to ask him, "What's the matter?"
Brother: "I'll go home in two days. Do you want to bring you anything? Sister."
Wei Yu: "I will come to fulfill your sister's wishes. I don't need you to do much business, which is cool and staying."
Younger brother: "Where are you going to stay cool and cool! No, where are you going to stay hot, you are hot to death, it is best to steam you into a roast suckling pig!"
Wei Yu: "Even if it is cooked, the breed is not a pig. This is a matter of common sense. Have you graduated from elementary school?"
Brother: "You didn't graduate from elementary school!"
Me: "Can't you two stop for a while?"
Wei Yu He He Le, "Fun."
Brother: "Shameless!"
Me: "Well, you two continue to love each other, I'm going to watch TV outside."
The young couple: "..."
The younger brother has a good relationship with his cousin who is two years older than him. Every time they go home, the two will get together. Once I walked by, I saw my cousin patting the younger brother's head with a smile of "you know". As a result, the younger brother came up with a sentence: "If you have anything, just say it, my brain is not TouchScreen!"
My cousin secretly said, "Aren't you asking me to bring me something?"
Brother: "What?"
"Huh, that thing."
"Prohibited items? Do you think I can take them on the plane? Brother."
I asked aloud, "What to bring?"
"No, no! My cousin, I went out to play with Zihao, and I will have dinner later."
The cousin outside the door whispered to the younger brother: "What prohibited items? Are apples prohibited items? Almost killed by you, your brother-in-law is a policeman."
Brother: "Police are farts!" I can't hear it behind, but one can imagine that it's definitely not a good word.
The younger brother just learned to drive and went out. The younger brother did not drive for ten meters. The light rain: "Right lane, drive right lane!"
Brother: "You are arguing!"
"You are not wrong, of course I will not quarrel, who makes you too stupid."
"I'm driving on the left, and you are stupid!"
"Don't say anything but curse people. It's useless. Look ahead."
Less than fifty meters, light rain: "Sister, right lane!"
Brother: "Sister your sister!"
Me: "..." This relationship is complicated.
The younger brother shouted to me: "Sister, you shut him up, you're annoying!"
Me: "I'm used to it."
The two men: "..."
The mother bought a puppy and the younger brother loves pets. Waking up in the morning and passing by his room, the door was open and I saw him communicating with the puppy, "MayIhelpyou? ... No? Ok, Canyouhelpme?" Dressing ...
The younger brother stayed at home on summer vacation and played games whenever he was free, so my mother asked me, "Is he still saved?"
I haven't said that in the open study, the younger brother yelled out, "I know what I have in mind, so rest assured!"
Later, I asked him: "What are you counting?"
Brother: "The game learns to grasp with both hands, both hands must be hard."
"..."
Going to walk the dog with my little brother at night, he was talking with the dog all the way, "Are you full for dinner?"
Doggie: "Woo Wang."
"Not full, then I told you to eat more, why don't you eat? Every time I give it, don't call it afterwards, what's hard for me to do!"
I already laughed.
The younger brother continued: "As long as you mix well with me, there will be times when you will develop in the future."
Doggie: "Wang Wang!"
Brother: "That's right! Call the boss."
Doggie: "Woo Wang!"
Brother: "Okay! Go back and teach you how to play games."
Doggie: "Wang Wangwang!"
I:"……"
The younger brother chatted with a friend. I stood behind him for a while and saw what he was saying: Youmum \ 's (later learned: your mother's) balabala (full English). Then the other party sent: It should be yourmum ...
Brother: "What is the most annoying thing about cultural differences!"
I went up and patted his head, "You pay attention."
The little brother turned back: "Sister, I am the most civilized person in our class."
"Do not believe."
"Really, I never say fuck, I just say shit."
I'm speechless, half a catty.
Going to the supermarket with my brother and Xu Weiyu, although the number is very small, but every time it is thrilling.
Wei Yu: "You cart."
Brother: "Do you think I'm a stroller?"
Wei Yu: "That's right, okay, then you sit in the car."
Brother: "You go to die!"
I pushed the car decisively and left.
Buy fruits, younger brother: "Summer has the most seasonal fruits, sister, shall we buy more?"
Wei Yu: "People who don't have to pay for themselves just stand and talk without backache."
Younger brother: "I let my sister pay for it, not for you. Why do you talk so much nonsense!"
Wei Yu: "My sister and I are now legal couples and share property."
Brother: "I am my sister's legal brother! You are going to die!"
Wei Yu: "Why do you let me die every time, can you be a bit new?"
Brother: "Sister !!"
I'm busy picking apples.
Buy aquatic products, light rain: "Qingxi, buy shrimp, I want to eat."
Brother: "I don't want to eat seafood, I need acne."
Wei Yu: "Your acne is my fault."
Brother: "I didn't tell you again! Sister, I don't want to eat seafood."
Wei Yu: "I want to eat!"
Me: "Buy a piece of seafood, a piece of beef, do you eat your own?"
Brother Xiao and Xu Weiyu almost unanimously said, "OK, it's a very simple thing, you have to make it so complicated!"
Buy daily necessities, light rain: "Have the shampoo run out, buy some?"
Younger brother: "I only use ××× cards."
Wei Yu: "You don't live in my house, no matter what brand you use, let me live in my house and I won't buy it for you."
Younger brother: "I told my sister, what are you talking about!"
Having said that, can it be a miracle if there is no quarrel?
The younger brother was at home (my parents ’residence), and had a sudden thought to raise goldfish. I was away that day, and the micro rain was there. He reluctantly brought him five when he had to let the micro rain go out. rain.
As a result, when I got home that day, I heard my little brother saying, "Lost money!"
It turned out that two of them died when the rain brought the fish home.
Brother: "It's dead to lose money!"
Wei Yu said lightly: "Investment involves risks."
Brother: "..."
The other three younger brothers were raised in the fish tank and kept the fish tank of his father's two gold arowanas. Then, the three little goldfish were eaten by the gold arowana within five minutes.
Wei Yu: "I've seen silly people but never seen such silly ones, don't you know that big fish eat small fish?"
My brother is going crazy. "I asked you to buy me a fish tank. You said that it would be better to keep it in a big tank. Keeping it together makes it easier to live!"
Wei Yu: "Just tell me what you believe? I remember I said that the gold arowana lived with the dinosaurs. The earth's environment is good and bad. Even the dinosaurs have not been able to walk vigorously. Still alive, it can be seen how awesome this creature is, and you even put the weak little goldfish to their mouths, it is your innocence that killed the little goldfish, it is cruel. "
"You are going to die!" The younger brother ran back to the room and bumped into the door loudly!
I looked at Xu Weiyu, and Weiyu smiled, "I bought him a fish tank, but it broke on the road, I went to find a bag, and I hurried for fifty meters before I asked for a nylon bag in a small shop and poured water back. Two are already dead. "
Is this ... silent love?
The next day, the light rain bought a goldfish for the younger brother, with a fish tank, "The money will not be counted with you, just call your brother-in-law."
Brother: "Go!"
Wei Yu: "This boy."
The younger brother was still driving at a slow speed. Xu Weiyu still talked a lot about it. He sat behind him and said, "I ride faster than a bicycle."
Younger brother: "Then you go down and ride a bicycle, but you are not allowed to sit!"
"Then there must be a bicycle. In addition, I am lying down, not sitting down."
The younger boy scolded: "Boring!"
Xu Weiyu: "Ouch, he will sneeze English, his wife asks for translation."
Really weak.
Xu Weiyu: "Gu Zihao, your name has nothing to do with your sister! Is it because you were born purple? Then Dongfeng Haodong? Are you born in spring?"
Brother: "You are spring!"
Wei Yu: "Speak to you well, you have to call, what kind of breed are you?"
Me: "Remind me, I'm with his parents."
Drizzle: "Good bamboo will also shoot bad things."
Younger brother: "You are the best!"
Me: "Brother, drive well, Xu Weiyu, please say less."
Wei Yu: "Don't talk, then I sing? What does Purple MM want to hear?"
Noisy place to eat all the way.
As soon as I sat down, Wei Yu ordered food, the younger brother's phone rang, and the answer was all in English. The waiter next looked at it twice. Wei Yu said: "Don't watch it. It's a virtue for those who have left some country."
The younger brother hung up and scolded him, "My friend can't understand Chinese, and have you guys also studied in Germany? Huh, Germany, Hitler's hometown, despise."
Wei Yu looked at the younger and shook his head. "No culture is terrible. Hitler's hometown is not Germany. He was born in Austria."
Brother: "..."
Me: "..." was popularized by science.
What a prize I received a city-level abruptly in the summer ... Then before I went to receive the prize, I heard the younger brother asked Xu Weiyu: "What prize did my sister receive, don't you mean it?"
Wei Yu: "I said vigorously last night, you didn't see it."
Me: "..." Don't say that ambiguous, okay? Last night you sang a song screaming exhaustedly!
At the end of summer, the younger brother returned to school.
Xu Weiyu and his younger brother are still fighting at a distance. I am a microphone.
The younger brother's recent evaluation of Xu Weiyu is: a straight-faced evil door is misrepresented.
I conveyed, after Wei Yu listened, sneered: "If you can't beat it, you will maliciously slander, low grade."
After listening to the younger brother, he sneered: "By bullying the small, count the heroes of Mao!"
After listening to Weiyu, Leng Chi: "How many times have I said that I have never been a hero."
After listening, the younger boy scolded: "Let him die!"
After listening to Weiyu, he sneered: "Huh, the curse is the worst."
Fortunately, the two didn't stay together, otherwise it would be extremely possible to have a fight every day and a fight every three days.
Also, am I a bit of a "bad guy"?