Chapter 1185: Who made you know how to use chopsticks?
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1888 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:35:53
The black tray looked like it had just been taken out of the oven. Still steaming. Inside is a thick roll. . . . . . meat!
Xiao Peng introduced: "I thought you could come with a bunch of people, and I think athletes could eat too, so I simply slaughtered a cow, peeled off the cowhide, leaving only the meat on the cow, and the inside. After removing all the bones and internal organs, sprinkle salt on the inside and outside, then roll it up and tie it with a rope to make a meat roll, and then bake it in the oven. This is what I have prepared for the whole day. You can try it! You cut it yourself Or should I cut it for you?"
"A cow was slaughtered?" Mendelman blinked.
Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes, don't worry, I raised the beef myself! You can taste how this beef tastes! Give me the plate, and I'll cut it for you."
"No, no, we can do it ourselves!" Mendelman hurriedly waved his hand: "This beef smells very good, I really want to taste it!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said to Brady: "I know you don't eat meat, I have fish here, you will wait again."
Brady's eyes widened: "If you don't eat meat? What kind of meat should be divided! Valco, I have never smelled such a fragrant meat!"
"This is the top quality Wagyu beef. Look at the snowflake stripes." Giselle cuts meat for the child again: "Xiao, am I right?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "It's really wrong. This is just the big stupid cow I raised. The Japanese people are stingy, and their cows will never go out. It's like a secret. You look forward to it. , When my cattle are trained, I won’t be able to sell Waguo Wagyu! There are other dishes, so don’t be full at once."
Yang Meng walked in and put a caviar in front of everyone. It was gray and translucent caviar. Lima's eyes lit up, he used a spoon to dig out a little bit on the back of his hand, and sucked it into his mouth. After an aftertaste, he asked: "White sturgeon caviar?"
Xiao Peng gave a thumbs up: "You can eat!"
He said so, but he was speechless. This woman has a really strong sense of ritual.
This way of eating caviar in Lima is the way the upper class in Europe eats caviar. It is known that it has the'most primitive taste' of caviar. Xiao Peng feels that eating caviar like this is nothing but unhygienic. Right?
Gronkowski Camille put the roasted beef in the bread and took a bite, and the juice flowed through his mouth: "Wow, it's delicious! The beef is delicious! The bread is also delicious!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "This bread is my baby's craft. The bread she baked tastes really good. Now even Georgina has to learn how to bake bread from her."
After listening to him, Brady and Giselle looked at each other, because Xiao Peng had told them that his fiancée had more money than him at home. Such a lady cooks herself? Thinking about Xiao Peng again, the same is true, okay, is it true that a family does not enter a family.
Camille smiled and said: "This is really great. Before I came to China, the thing I was most worried about was that I would not be able to eat bread."
"??" Xiao Peng looked at Camille puzzled: "Can't eat bread? What do you mean?"
Camille explained: "It's like this. Before I knew I came to China, my friend told me, what kind of buns you ate in China? Yes, yes, and buns! They all seem to be steamed, right? I My friend said that it was because the people of Huaxia were poor and the oven was too pressured on the economy of the people here, so they could only eat noodles by steaming."
Xiao Peng can't say anything, just feel happy. In the eyes of Westerners, how far have they misunderstood China?
Lima smiled and said, "Camille, your worries are superfluous. Brady's friends can't even have an oven, right?"
Yes, she seems to have the same idea as Camille.
Xiao Peng didn't bother to explain, he had seen too many such things over the years.
Yang Meng just came in with the tray and heard Lima's words. He put the bowl on the table: "Well, yes, we just go out to ride pandas; we use firewood for cooking; the plane is parked in the farmland... Let’s put it this way, we Chinese people basically rely on robbing to get rich; basically relying on thinking about begging wives; basically relying on roaring for communication; basically relying on dogs for public order; basically relying on shaking for heating; basically relying on walking;
After listening to Yang Meng's words, the scene fell silent for an instant. The appearance of Yang Meng throwing Gronkowski just now was deeply reflected in the minds of these people. Yang Meng was obviously not happy after hearing what Lima and Camille said. The two also understood that they had said the wrong thing, and they were afraid to speak with their tongues out. The atmosphere on the table quieted down instantly.
Mendelman smiled and came out to complete the game: "Xiao, Yang, after all, it is our first time to visit China, and we don’t know this country. We learned about China through the news media, even though we NFL players almost hate it. President Pulp, but Arp is right about one thing. The people of our Star Stripes country have been living in fake news. Just now Camille said that she had the impression that Chinese people are very poor. This sentence is not a joke, more than 90% of Star Stripes Chinese people think so. But when I got off the plane, I knew I was wrong. From the sky, Qindao is more prosperous than Boston."
Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head: "No, no, it's a bit exaggerated to say that. Boston is a big city in your Stars and Stripes country, and Qindao is just a small second-tier city in China. It's not a horizontal line."
"Huh?" Several people were a little shocked when they heard Xiao Peng's words. They thought that Xiao Peng lived in the most prosperous city in China, but unexpectedly it was just a small second-tier city?
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Don't look at me like that, I'm telling the truth."
Georgina nodded and said: "The city we live in, in the ranking of cities in China, if it is ranked according to GDP, it will not even enter the top 15; if it is based on the city area, it will not even enter the top 50 in the country. Go. So it can only be regarded as a small city. And now you are in the county seat of a small city. You can understand that this is Concord."
Concord is a small suburban town in Boston, more than 20 kilometers away from the city. Similar to Qianliyan and Qindao urban area.
"A small county is so prosperous?" This shocked everyone on the table. This is the case in a small county? Huaxia is really different from what they thought.
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "This is my hometown. So even the ego likes it. If you don't know China, then use your own eyes to observe him. I don't want to say how good my hometown is. There is a suspicion of bragging. You can observe him through your own eyes!"
Gronkowski's eyes lit up: "I'm going to see the Great Wall. Is there a Great Wall here? I heard that astronauts can see the Great Wall on the moon. It is the greatest architectural miracle in the world!"
Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head: "The Great Wall is invisible to us, farther north. In addition, the Great Wall cannot be seen in outer space. That is an exaggeration. I don't know who made it up, but there are many of them now. Everyone believes that this is true. Maybe the entire Great Wall was poured with gasoline and lit, and you can see it in the sky at night? No one really tried this."
Isn't this nonsense! Who dares to try this?
Xiao Peng turned his head: "Um, Brady, are you planning to have another baby?"
It's no wonder that Brady hasn't spoken for a long time, and he is enjoying eating with some oysters there! These oysters are wild oysters grown on Qianli Rocks. They are not good-looking compared to the ones on the market, but they taste much better than the large oysters on the market. There are two kinds of oysters on the table. One is raw oysters. Foreigners like to eat it like this. Sprinkle with a little lemon juice and eat them raw. The other is grilled oysters commonly eaten by northerners. Order millet pepper and garlic sauce with coriander and chopped green onion, which is beautiful and delicious.
At least Mendelman and Gronkowski couldn't stop eating. Especially the grilled oysters are almost clean for them.
"What does it have to do with giving birth?" Mendelman felt a little spicy and sipped the soup in front of him. As a result, his eyes brightened after drinking, and he kept drinking with a spoon.
Lima asked puzzledly: "Mendelman, your manner of eating is too impolite."
After hearing this, Mendelman pointed to Lima and said, "Stop talking, drink soup!"
Lima looked at the soup in front of him, and wondered in his heart that this is water cabbage soup? Doesn't anyone who didn't look at the table want to drink? You are too unpromising, right?
There were people eating all kinds of delicacies on the table, but the bowl of clear soup in front of him was not moving. Mendelman wouldn't drink it because it was so spicy, it felt better to have a drink.
In the end, I didn’t expect to be shocked after a drink, and used an ad slogan to say:
I can’t stop at all.
Lima hadn't drank it yet, Brady had picked up the spoon and tasted it, but couldn't stop after taking a bite. Everyone felt wrong now. One by one picked up a spoon and tasted the soup in front of them. Then there was no one talking in the room for a moment, only the sound of ‘squeaking’ drinking soup.
Hearing this sound, Wowen laughed "pouch": "Ligger, do you hear this sound like the sound of wild boar eating in the forest on the island?"
As soon as his voice fell, everyone at the table was embarrassed.
Wowen happily said: "My Liger cooks super delicious, and the most expert clear water cabbage and soup yellow croaker are delicious in the world. What you eat now is clear water cabbage."
"Is there another such delicious dish?" Mendelman looked around on the table, "Which is the soup yellow croaker?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I didn't do it."
"Why?" Brady was a little anxious. He had been strictly implementing his eating habits for so many years, but he broke the rule directly when he got here. He was anxious to hear that they could not eat something delicious.
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Who told you not to use chopsticks? Didn't you see that all the food today uses knives and forks?"
"Um..." Brady everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and finally sighed together.
There are so many of them, no one really knows how to use chopsticks!