Chapter 1163: Punch!
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1816 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:05
"At the beginning, I ate it fresh for a few days. If I eat too much, it's boring. I need to reconcile it." Shi Ming said frankly, "We are all manual workers, and the boss knows this, so we don’t I feel sorry for us to eat. But for us now, vegetables are the favorite, followed by meat, and seafood is the worst."
The host thought for a while and said: "You just said that Huaxia’s cooking skills are extensive and profound, but as far as I know, the fishermen’s favorite way to eat seafood is to cook and prepare them, in order to maintain the original flavor of the ingredients, are you? Is it enough to eat because the cooking method is too monotonous?"
Shi Ming explained: "Although the chef I mentioned is really a jerk, the cooking skills really didn’t say. Take bluefin tuna as an example. Our chef has tried braised, char-grilled, salted, fried, smoked Fish and other cooking methods are more interesting when you first eat it, but later, it’s the same thing."
After hearing this, the female guest on the 11th raised her hand again. The host smiled and said: "Seeing the excited expression of the female guest on the 11th, it shows that she has found a chance to fight back. Let us listen to the female guest on the 11th. problem."
Sure enough, the female guest on the 11th said directly: "Can I say that you are wasting ingredients? Bluefin tuna is only delicious when it is made raw and eaten as sushi!"
Shi Ming smiled and shook his head: "Female guest, I think you have misunderstood. The Japanese people eat like this because they can't afford it... They eat bluefin tuna, and the meat in the bones is not spared, but we They are all fed to pets or buried in the soil to make fertilizer. We have eaten raw tuna meat that wakes up, and it’s really not as delicious as a big mouthful."
The female guest on the 11th turned off the light immediately after hearing this, isn't this annoying? I had a meal for myself, "Sukiyabashi Jiro" has nothing to mention so far, but people told myself: What you eat is scum!
After listening, the host blinked and said to the screen: "Director, I hope you can watch this episode. I really feel insecure for the welfare of our employees. At least add more meat in our work meals. Regarding what the male guest said, in fact, I want to prove that when our filming team went to record VCR for the male guest, they were the seafood that the team invited, including bluefin tuna. Our location director came back I also told us for a long time to envy me. Now I am not jealous. It turns out that the male guests have enough for them."
After listening to the host, the scene laughed. The host pointed to a girl: "Female guest on the 20th!"
The female guest on the 20th asked: "Hello male guest, I just heard you say that you still have pets there? Do you like pets?"
The host smiled and said: "This question is interesting. Almost all fishermen will have dogs."
Shi Ming shook his head after hearing this: "We really like animals. Our boss likes animals very much. We will help him feed his pets when he is away, but we really don't have dogs."
The female guest was a little happy after hearing this: "I am a cat slave and I have three cats. Do you have cats too?"
The host smiled after hearing this: "It seems that in the eyes of the female guest on the 20th, the so-called pets are either dogs or cats. Nowadays, many people are popular to keep alternative pets, such as reptiles. Some of the female guests on the scene raise weird pets. Is it a pet?"
So the female guests began to introduce their pets.
Yang Meng said angrily: "This girl has finally seen interesting places, why did he get onto the pet again?"
Qian Congcong and Yang Meng touched the bottle: "This is to control the rhythm. The program needs it. This host is good."
After the female guests on TV finished the discussion, the focus returned to Shi Ming. Shi Ming thought for a while and said, "We have big cats there."
Hearing what he said, there was an uproar at the scene, and the host's face was a little nervous: "Male guest, I don't know if you will cause trouble for your boss. In our country, tigers protect animals. It is illegal to use tigers as pets. !"
Shi Ming disapproved after hearing this: "Oh, this matter, don't worry about it. Our tiger has a license to breed wild animals. Our boss often says that we must abide by the laws and regulations, because some small things may become overwhelming in the future. The last straw of the camel. In addition, our boss also cooperates with scientists from the Chinese Academy of Sciences to study animal breeding. Therefore, there are many rare animals in our place, but they are all legal. In fact, my boss is not only an entrepreneur, but also an entrepreneur. An animal breeding expert, although he has no title, he is much more capable than those scientists."
After hearing this, the host laughed: "Today, you obviously came to have a blind date, but there are two people besides you that impressed us the most. One is your chef, and the other is your boss. You are helping them on the blind date Huh?"
Shi Ming laughed: "There are more than 30 people in our fishery, including the management, and only two of them are married. Even our boss has just made a proposal. I just came out to find the way. I now want to correct me. What I just said, it’s not that we don’t have no dogs, we have a large group of single dogs."
The scene burst into laughter again, and the host curiously asked: "Your boss just got engaged? He sounds very young!"
Shi Ming nodded: "Yes, in our place, except for the old academicians and the boss's family members, I am considered to be older. My boss is several years younger than me."
An exclamation sounded from the scene.
The host smiled and said: "Unfortunately your boss has made a successful marriage proposal, otherwise he should come to our show, no, we should invite him to come. Listen to the sighs of our audience. If he comes to us, he will give us How much attention does the show attract. But...male guest, I have a question to ask you."
Shi Ming nodded: "Excuse me."
The host asked: "According to your VCR, you have never been with girls. Why is it not nervous to see you interacting with so many women live?"
Shi Ming answered this question: "I used to be a soldier! Huaxia soldiers will not be nervous wherever they go!"
After listening to Shi Ming's words, there was warm applause.
The host asked: "Male guest, I'm curious about another question. How did you think of our program to solve the single problem?"
Shi Ming smiled wryly: "Actually, I didn't even think about it. This is something a little boss of ours did for us. He went to apply for a senior membership for every single person on that blind date website!"
Yang Meng heard this coming in spirit: "Look, it's time to call me! This kid still has a conscience!"
The host widened his eyes after hearing this: "All senior members have been handled?"
Shi Ming nodded and said, "We don't have many people anywhere, and we have more than 30 people if we have a good deal."
"That's also a lot of money." The host quickly said: "I really doubt life now. How do you feel that you are fishermen more comfortable than ours? Eating well and high wages are even the problem of being single. Has anyone considered it?"
Shi Ming shook his head: "No, no, our work is also very hard. First of all, working at sea is very physical. In addition, we often face various fierce criminals who come to us to steal fish. The most important thing: the little boss who helped us handle the membership is definitely not pure. It is not so much that he is helping us solve the single problem, it is that he wants to see our jokes, you know, blind dates are sometimes very bad Reliable. And this is his evil taste."
"Haha, Xiaoqiu and the others know you very well!" Xiao Peng laughed from ear to ear after hearing this.
Yang Meng was annoyed: "What the hell, I will definitely clean him up when I go back. Anyway, I will educate him well. To be honest, it will cost him!"
After listening, everyone laughed together.
Shi Ming continued: "Actually, I didn’t want to come when the show crew informed me that I could be on the show. You see that the ladies in our show are all from the north and the south, and many people refuse to have long-distance relationships, even if they say Refusal of long-distance relationships means that you want the man to come to yourself. This is understandable. After all, people are selfish. I am the same, so I don’t accept long-distance relationships. I don’t want to lose my good job."
When Qian Congcong heard this, he covered his face: "It's over, the lights are all off now, don't say it even if you don't accept it!"
Sure enough, the girls in the show turned off the lights, but a few girls still left the lights. One of the beautiful girls raised their hands and said, "Will you accept single mothers? If you accept, would you be nice to your children?"
The host introduced: "This guest on the 14th, 31 years old this year, is a single mother with a six-year-old daughter. Now he works as an administrative assistant in a company in Guangzhou."
Yang Meng blinked after listening, "I'm going, here comes a buy one get one free?"
"Don't make trouble, listen to what Shi Ming said." Xiao Peng watched the TV.
After hearing this, Shi Ming thought for a while: "I have to explain one point first. I also want to have my own children. After all, this is a very important thing for me and my parents. But I It can be guaranteed that if I were to be with a single mother, the children would be my own flesh and blood. With my boss, men can have no money, power, and responsibility!"
Yang Meng's eyes widened after hearing this, "I said this special!"
"You are ashamed to say this as you are?" Xiao Peng said with disdain, "But what do you mean? That woman has a crush on Shi Ming? No?"
Qian Congcong stayed silent for a while: "Mengzi found a sister Fengzi to marry; Pan Peiyu found a 14-year-old underage; Peng brother found a giantess; if Shi Ming finds another child and his mother... ... Brother Peng, do you have a normal one in Qianliyan?"
"Mengzi, punch!"