Chapter 202: Lapel to round neck
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1180 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:52:36
As soon as the second half opened, Vardy quickly rushed to the next city to help Manchester United lead Everton by two goals.
Everton fans really can't hate Vardy, a Manchester United player who has poked twice in Everton, so he can only cry in his heart.
By the 70th minute of the game, Vardy was replaced by Alan Smith, and he once again received applause from the fans on the scene.
In the end, Manchester United defeated Everton with two goals from Valdi's old owner and scored three points away.
This game is actually the first show of Vardi in Manchester United's official game. Fans want to know whether Valdi, who has returned to Manchester United, can continue his outstanding performance last season. Facts have proved that Valdi came to Manchester United and is still that Super Nova!
The only regret is that Vardi has not had the opportunity to show his funny side, even if there is, it is only passive.
With these two goals, Vardy's position has almost stabilized. As for who to partner with Valdy, it is a question that Ferguson needs to consider.
In fact, this season, Manchester United's problems are obvious. With Keene's aging, Manchester United's midfield has gradually become unbalanced. In the face of Chelsea, there is no problem with other positions. The midfielder cannot bear it first.
The player who wins the midfielder wins the world. Although it may not be the truth, it is a portrayal of football tactics to a certain extent.
Ferguson is considering cultivating Alan Smith's position to move back and hit the midfielder. He runs unknowingly, dares to fight and fight hard, and also has the impact of the striker. There is no problem with the ball under his feet. , Fully able to become Keene's successor
When the team regrouped, Valdy and his teammates appeared on the training ground again.
The meat paste and the president looked at Valdy's eyes, and there seemed to be some jealousy in it.
This is no way.
When the president first joined Manchester United, although he was wearing the name of Portuguese genius, let alone the first show, it is now difficult to score two goals in a game;
Rooney is even more so, joining in the sky-high transfer fees and England's future name, the performance can only be said to be normal, far less amazing than Vardy's first show.
The key is that the three of them are about the same age. President 85 years, Rooney 86 years, and now 87 years of Valdy's performance are more eye-catching than them.
But after Valdy agreed to give them a tender model, the jealous eyes disappeared instantly.
During training breaks, Valdi and the president's meat were going to the toilet together. When it was convenient, it seemed that Valdi suddenly remembered something, and he turned his head towards Roune Tintin.
Wayne Rooney was agitated, feeling murderous, almost urinating in his hand.
"Look, haven't you seen such a big one? Do you have low self-esteem?" Rooney sterned his neck and pretended to be very strong.
Before waiting for Vardi to speak, the president next to him gave Lu Fat an extremely despised eyeball.
"You said it was right not to have seen it, because I have never seen such a small one since I was ten years old!"
The president's disdain made Rooney want to turn the gun head directly and pee him all over.
Valdy smiled and agreed with the president's words.
In the previous life, Lu Fat was exposed several times to the prostitute scandal. When those wind and dust women painted the lace tabloid reporters to describe the whole process, they would first define Rooney as a quick gunman!
What made Lu Fat feel most disappointed was that a woman later served Balotelli, and then compared the two together with her own experience. The conclusion is that-the of the gods has finished his rookie.
The scandal can be put aside first, and then it is too embarrassing. This is a man's dignity!
So Rooney couldn't keep his head up.
Why did Valdi just glance at it just now, just to confirm.
Now, he finally knows the answer!
This bag. The skin is too long!
Didn't your dad tell you?
Didn’t your dad take you to the hospital for surgery?
This is a poor child!
Lu Fat and the president are still quarreling there, and it is impossible to have a quarrel over who is big and who is small.
Valdy walked over, patted Lu Fat's shoulder, and motioned him to stop first.
"Why do you shoot me?" Rooney turned his head, squinting Vardy, and said uncomfortably: "Do you want to compare with us?"
Vardy pouted, and was defeated by this second-year boy!
With a sigh, Vardy said to Rooney in a very obscure way: "You should change the lapel to a round neck so that all problems are gone!"
Rooney was taken aback, and touched the collar of the jersey for the first time. What did Vardi mean?
"Lapel to round neck? My shirt is round neck! What do you mean?"
The president next to him knew that he couldn't hold back, and squirted out, laughing so hard to catch his breath.
He gave a thumbs-up to Vardy, "Your metaphor is so vivid, I also think he should change it!"
Vardi nodded and accepted the president's compliment very frankly.
Lu Fat was so confused that he didn't know what the two people were talking about. What a strange look!
Valdy patted Rooney on the shoulder again, "You don't need to care anymore, we will take you when the training is over!"
Rooney nodded inexplicably. If he wanted to say that he didn't know, it would be a bit embarrassing, so he could only pretend to understand.
"Well, Jamie must take himself to a professional tailor shop to get himself a handsome suit, customized version, it must be like this!" Rooney told himself in his heart!
After the training, Valdy and the president took Rooney straight to the Royal Manchester Hospital. They did not give Rooney a chance to repent and pushed him into the operating room.
Fifteen minutes later, the uncomplicated circumcision operation was completed and a brand new Rooney was born!
Lu Fattin's confession: Without a hat, it's a lot easier.
Of course ~EbookFREE.me~ This is just Valdy's imagination, in fact, Rooney is very haggard
Seeing Rooney walking carefully, Valdy felt inexplicably relieved!
"Please note that it is good to go home and rest for one to two weeks. Be careful not to get infected. If you have edema, don’t worry. It will slowly disappear, but don’t have for a month. This must be paid attention to! "
Before leaving, the doctor told Rooney, who had a hard face.
This sentence, three people were dumbfounded.
What Rooney thinks is: Nima, she can't have for a month. Isn't this suffocating me?
Cristiano Ronaldo thought: Nima, it was a disaster. After one to two weeks of recovery, it means that Rooney will not be able to play during this time. If Ferguson knows that they brought Rooney for surgery, they must not kill them!
What Valdy thinks is: How about the Manchester Royal Hospital? It takes two weeks for such a minor operation to recover. If I walked down in minutes at my Datianchao Iron Stick Hospital, I would go to work the next day.