Chapter 203: Tease card

Wayne Rooney was injured at home, although the injury was a bit embarrassing.
But Valdi and the president were miserable. Although the Manchester United schedule is not intensive, and the forward position is also available, it will not affect the results. However, their behavior was still packed up by Ferguson. Rhodes pleads, it is estimated that the two will roll to the reserve team!
Rao is so, Ferguson did not give them two good looks for a week.
What is even more speechless is that the paparazzi took photos of the three people going to the hospital together, and then there will be any gossip.
Lace tabloids have no bottom line, and any news can be dared to go outside, as long as they can catch people's attention.
"The Manchester United Trident group has a chaotic triangle relationship, which is too exciting. Rooney was badly played. He went to the hospital for medical treatment. After examination, he may not do it for life!"
"Manchester United's Trident is crazy for a woman. When the woman becomes pregnant, three people will accompany the woman for a check late at night!"
"Rooney was dissatisfied with Valdy's love for Ronaldo. Because of his madness, he went to the hospital for a transsexual operation and the operation was successful!"
The three of them suddenly changed from good friends to indescribable relationships!
And this is exactly what everyone likes to watch. The men passed by with a smile, the corrupt women of the corrupt country were very happy, and they had to chase it again!
When Valdy and the president went to see Lu Fat's family to see him, if it wasn't for Runin Dingding, it was estimated that the young boxer would come to KO twice.
"I really believed that Nima's lapel was changed to a round neck. She actually cut the foreskin. I knew I should push the two of you to the operating table!" Rooney said badly to the two.
The president shrugged his shoulders with an unrelated expression: "I am not a lapel!"
"This is not the problem of lapels and round necks. Believe me, I will tear the whole dress directly!" Rooney raised his eyebrows and raised his head.
Ronaldo retreated in an instant. He understood the meaning of Rooney. For the sake of a happy life in the future, he felt that he should not continue to pluck Rooney as well.
Valdy didn't care about the fight between the two, and walked into the kitchen with a bag.
Rooney is very curious. People come to see them either to bring flowers or fruits, which means something, but what kind of things can Valdy bring?
So Lu Fat followed into the kitchen and turned over the bag that Valdi had brought.
"Oysters, chives, and okra" Rooney muttered and his head blazed!
When he finished reading, his face was already green, so he couldn't desperately fight with Valdy directly.
What made him hateful even more was that Valdy's face that looked harmless to livestock.
"These are big supplements, you must eat them!" Vardy smiled.
Rooney grimaced and gritted his teeth: "Are you going to let me open the thread after eating?"
Yeah, after eating these things, Tintin swelled and it was strange not to open the thread!
Valdy and Ronaldo couldn't help but finally, holding his stomach and laughing.
Finally, before Rooney broke out, the two successfully fled successfully and clapped to celebrate!
Vardy helped Fannie indirectly. Originally Ferguson planned to play Vardy and Rooney in the next game. Now he can only let Fannie play.
The opponent in the second round of the league is Aston Villa, and Manchester United at home has a great chance of winning.
In less than five minutes at the opening, Vardy assisted Fanny and scored a goal.
Ten minutes later, it was Valdi who took the ball from the side and walked to the middle. Suddenly, the rib sent a straight ball and Ronaldo inserted the goal.
A perfect start, Manchester United has led by two goals!
This is Vardy's first show at Old Trafford. He only took fifteen minutes to conquer the demanding Manchester United fans. If there is another goal, this game will be perfect!
However, after locking in the victory, Valdy's mind was not put on the goal, but on the president.
Cristiano Ronaldo showed his dominance after scoring a goal, and he was so impressed by others that fans couldn't help but worship it.
How can this be?
The president is the first amused missionary booked by Valdi!
At this time, shouldn’t it be funny?
It seems that his missionary skills are not deep enough, not as professional as the sticks!
Okay, it depends on the system.
So, Valdy took out all evil things from the system-
Beep! Funny card!
Get in the car!
The funny card that Vardy brought out is one of the weird things in the system update spree. The role is to make the target be shrouded in glory by the funny for a certain period of time, and he can't help but start to tease.
Needless to say, Valdi directly smashed the amusement card on Ronaldo's head.
Cristiano Ronaldo struck an instant, feeling like something was wrong, but didn't notice it!
Vardi smiled so deeply that it was time to watch the show!
Although the system is not very reliable, and it is still a pitfall, the system must be a fine product, which has already been proven.
Then Valdy focused his attention on Ronaldo, and the expression that he wanted to wear seemed to make Ronaldo feel like sitting on a needle.
Five minutes later, Ronaldo seemed to have no abnormalities except for a little nervousness, not to mention teasing, not even pretending to be!
Vardy wondered, how did the system things fail?
Or is it that it has been useless for so long and has passed its shelf life?
Just when Valdy was puzzled, Ronaldo received a breakthrough on the right, stepping on a bicycle, arranging his feet, as if playing streetball. Various fancy fake actions appeared in an endless stream, shaking the opponent's defensive player a bit out of sight.
But when everyone was intoxicated, the president suddenly accidentally stumbled on the ball and dropped a four-legged sky.
The opponent's defensive player was shocked. Was this a gift for me?
Then he walked away with the ball, leaving Ronaldo sitting on the ground and forced.
I did this one hundred times and 100 times during training. How did I make a mistake on the court?
The Manchester United fans in the stands gave a good-hearted laughter, and Ronaldo's performance was wonderful.
Valdi just let go of it~EbookFREE.me~ It seems that the system is still awesome!
Then Ronaldo was really unlucky-
Itchy back, Ronaldo changed into a strange gorilla posture in order to scratch his back;
The younger brother itched, C Ronald secretly scratched a few times to relieve the itch, but he was still captured and photographed;
Walking on the lawn, his left foot stumbling on his right foot, fell into a twist, and Ronaldo's expression was still brutal during the fall;
He sipped on the sidelines, just unscrewed the bottle cap, Fu Lingxin arrived, Ronaldo did not look up, but squeezed water into his mouth from a long distance, the water did not drink, but squeezed his face;
In just ten minutes or so, Ronaldo became the focus of attention on the court. Whenever the camera shot on him, there must be bursts of laughter.
Valdy is very happy, that's right!
However, he was a bit puzzled. He didn't feel like a ridiculous card, but a bit like a bad luck card. Anyway, Ronaldo was badly blamed!