Chapter 223: Headshot again!
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1711 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:52:43
Where am I?
Shouldn’t I be playing?
Just now...I seem to have been hit by a ball!
Valdy was ignorant and felt dizzy.
Seeing Valdi open his eyes, the Manchester United team doctor stretched out a finger in front of Valdi, "What is this?"
Valdy's face is black, don't you think I'm stupid?
"I look like chicken paws. If you don't take it away, do you believe me or not?"
The team doctor was so excited that he shook his hand back quickly.
This is a very important thing. At his age, he can only rely on his fingers at night, so there is nothing to lose!
"Did you feel dizzy? Did you feel a headache?"
Vardy is also speechless, why is the team doctor of each team a bit guilty!
Well, Valdy thought of the beauty team doctor who used to be in Everton. Although Valdy and her are very good at her, she is also very second, but at least looking at the eyes is better than the sloppy old man in front of him!
The teammates were surrounded by Vardy's concerns, as if to give Valdi a memorial service.
Valdy patted his and stood up from the stretcher.
Ferguson walked over and looked at Valdy up and down, finally feeling relieved.
"Although the headshot was bad, but the goal is the best return, can you continue to play?" After that, Ferguson looked at the team doctor in the same way.
Vardy nodded hurriedly, "Of course I can continue to kick, you see, I have nothing at all!"
After finishing, Valdi carried the shorts corner and tiptoed, the girl turned like a circle, but such a girl would make people vomit!
It was Ferguson's turn this time with black lines.
But he also knew that Valdy was really okay and could be amused, certainly no problem!
And Valdy is still thinking about Ferguson's words, "Goal is the best return", what does it mean?
Looking at the stadium's scoreboard, I suddenly found that the score had become 0:1, and Manchester United led the road.
Who scored the goal?
After being headshot, someone quickly grabbed the second landing point and then broke the door?
Hey, he sacrificed so much and actually made a wedding dress for others, which really made Valdi unbalanced!
But before he complained much, Rooney had ran over and hugged himself.
"Your goals are so beautiful. I often see headers, but I used my face to score goals. This is my first time!"
Cristiano Ronaldo also smiled badly, "Well, I should learn from you how to score with your face, but I'm a little bit afraid of pain, and more importantly, I'm afraid of a swollen face!"
Vardi froze and scored with his face?
Did the ball fly directly into the goal after heading itself?
This......
Valdy didn't even know what to say!
His mood seemed to be crushed by 10,000 elephants, chaotic!
If you want to cry without tears, you are so desperate that you have scored with your face. If the club does not give yourself bonuses, you will be sorry for this handsome face.
The Villarreal fans in the stands were very depressed because the team was behind, but they still couldn't cry more.
Manchester United break the door in this way, they think it is not unacceptable...
The only thing that is not as good as death is Villarreal’s goalkeeper. The first second was still imagining that he could become a super goalkeeper, but the next second, the opponent gave himself a face goal, and this goal The ball is largely to blame.
Looking at his feet, Biella wished to chop it off herself.
Nima, do you want to be so accurate?
If you open your big feet, you can make headshots, and then you can score directly. You have GPS on your feet!
He already feels that life is in love, it is better to hit the door post and die!
All fans watching this game are also in a state of dumbfounded.
"I really don't know whether I should sympathize with the submarine goalkeeper or Valdy!"
"Waldi scored the ball with his feet, with his head, with his knees, with his hands, and today he showed how to score with his face. Goal! I hope to see this scene quickly!"
"Waldi is a man who is good at creating miracles. Manchester United has not scored for so long, and he was solved by Valdy!"
"It's amused to lead the trend again, look at it, starting today, there must be more and more goals scored with your face!"
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Valdy walked back to the field, rubbing his swollen face, and Valdy wanted to cry!
The price of this goal is too great!
The Villarreal players beckoned the dog's expression, but there was a trace of respect and pity in Valdy's eyes.
Yeah, this dauntless spirit of scoring with a face, most people really don't have it!
Think about it, they feel pain for Valdy!
After the game restarted, Villarreal suddenly changed the style of play. They were not willing to lose at home, so the team strengthened the offensive.
At this stage, Manchester United was very difficult. After the outbreak of Villarreal, under extreme pressure, all three midfielders returned to the penalty area to help defend. Rooney and Ronaldo also returned to the front of the penalty area.
Only Valdy, still near the midfield, was busy rubbing his face, which really hurts!
In his sorrow, Valdi was very happy again. He felt that he should write a thank-you letter to Villarreal goalkeeper, thanking him for not directly blasting his mouth, otherwise it would be really hard to say how many teeth he left. .
Explain with classic relativity and Confucianism, consider a series of influencing conditions such as power, friction, wind speed, etc. If you break your mouth, then... well, Valdy admits that he has less study and can’t count it!
If it is a bit more violent, and directly hit his sensitive area, then he must not be able to jump on the field.
Therefore, a thank-you letter is necessary, and even a banner of "People's Guardian" is added...
Well, as a thank you, I will score another goal for you!
Valdy feels that he is actually a person with a boon, doesn't he?
Just when Valdy was struggling to paddle on the court, Manchester United broke the ball in the backcourt. When Ronaldo and Rooney did not respond, they had already spread their feet and launched a charge, directly throwing Villarreal Left behind.
Although Vardi responded a little slower, his position was more forward, so when he started, the three had already been in parallel and rushed to the hinterland of Villarreal.
Ronaldo led the ball on the right, rushed forward, Rooney rushed forward, and Valdi was behind Rooney. As long as Ronaldo can pass the ball, then a terrible situation of double ghosts can be formed.
Although the president wanted to perform on his own for a long distance, but since the death of his father, he has grown a lot, converged his willfulness, and also understood what is called a sense of responsibility.
The team's one goal lead is not safe, and the back line is in jeopardy. If a counterattack scores a goal at this time, it is almost possible to lock in the victory, so he really can't let himself come.
As a result, Ronaldo passed the ball and crossed the ball low.
Rooney was overjoyed, his running position was just habitual, and he did not expect that Ronaldo, the arrogant teenager, would really choose to pass.
Looking at the movement of the ball, Rooney threw himself out in a sprint and slid a shovel. As long as he hit the ball, he dare to guarantee that he can score 100%!
Villarreal’s line of defense has lost its restrictions on Rooney and Valdy. There is no way to stop it. I can only watch this desperate scene and pray for a miracle to happen.
Rooney yelled, he had hit the ball!
Go in for me!
Goal!
Rooney's heart was fierce, and he seemed excited to jump out.
Since Vardy came to Manchester United, the slightly bloated front has burst again, and everyone's playing time must be compressed and then compressed.
Although Rooney and Vardy have a good relationship, this does not mean that Rooney does not want to compete with Vardy.
Vardi did not experience the adaptation period at all, and directly continued the stunning performance of last season. The consecutive goals, not only the team's top scorer, but also the dominance of the Premier League scorer list.
How could such a Valdy make Rooney without a sense of crisis!
Therefore, Rooney also wants to prove himself through continuous goals, and he is still the golden boy of England!
No one should stop me!
I just want to score!
The cry in my heart seems to have broken through the sky!
It's just that in many cases, a strong mouth doesn't mean it's really strong.
Perhaps it was Rooney’s wish to cry from the bottom of his heart that scared a fairy who was specifically responsible for fulfilling the wishes of mortals, so a scene of sad reminders appeared!
Although the ball touched by Rooney's foot, the ball changed its direction, but instead of flying towards the goal, it bounced a little, changing from a low-level ball to a low-altitude flight, and continued to swipe from the front!
At this moment, Rooney was as uncomfortable as eating poop, completely petrified!
God thief!
This ball is harder to score than to score!
Actually kicked the ball?
I don’t want to live anymore!
Rooney has already thought about it, and after getting up from the ground, he hit the door post and killed himself!
Hmm~EbookFREE.me~ Pulling Villarreal goalkeeper to go together, presumably he must have wanted to die just now!
The exclamation in the stands was just reduced because of Rooney's low-level mistakes, but suddenly increased suddenly, as if to be able to pierce the eardrum.
When Rooney turned his head subconsciously, he saw the scene of letting himself spray rice!
Rooney tossed himself out of the shovel to grab a spot, as did Valdy behind him.
Although Valdy feels that Rooney must be able to grab a goal, but the instinct of a shooter still allows him to throw himself out and make a slide shovel. If Rooney really misses the ball, he can also complete the follow-up. Shot.
The opportunity is always reserved for those who are prepared, this sentence is still very reasonable!
What Valdi didn't expect was that Rooney didn't score, but he changed the direction of the ball slightly, so he shoveled too much!
What's more terrible is that his head is like a magnet, attracting the ball to headshot again...