Chapter 224: The most scoring face in history

In the course of sliding the shovel, Valdi was so close that it was too late to react!
When I saw the ball coming towards my head, I couldn't hide it anymore!
Boom!
Although it is not a loud noise, everyone around you can hear it clearly, and it is still so clear and audible in the exclamation of the fans in the audience.
Valdi is now full of Venus twinkling and golden, as if to the world of Elysium.
Is it so miserable?
Even if you are headshot by your opponent's goalkeeper, now you two are coming too?
And it's still together!
President, what do you do so hard to pass?
There is also losing you, dead fat, such a ball can not be scored, can not lose the chicken, the most important thing is, even if you turn a corner, you must burst my head, right?
Valdy felt that the world was deeply malicious towards him, and he was really in love!
Lying on the lawn and looking at the sky, Valdy didn't want to get up, and he didn't want to get up again!
It is also a headshot when you get up again!
I'm lying here, you have the ability to be so explosive!
But before waiting for Vardy to play badly, Rooney next to him rushed over to hold Vardi, and his excited face came together, as if to eat Vardi.
Go away!
I haven't settled the accounts with you yet!
"You are a today!" Rooney's expression seemed to climax at any time!
Vardy rolled his eyes. Was he going to be a today? He was shot twice!
"You may really be the first guy in history to score two goals with a face. I just don't know if this is my assist or Cristiano!" Rooney seemed a little self-confident.
Vardy was shocked again.
What do you mean?
Score two goals with your face?
Turning his head, Villarreal goalkeeper squatted on the ground like a bereavement dog, and in the goal, a ball was lying quietly.
Why did I score again?
Still using your face?
At this moment, Valdi did not want to celebrate, but wanted to cover his face and cry well!
But he found that his face was so swollen that he couldn't cover it with both hands!
After the fans in the stands exclaimed, they no longer knew how to express their feelings. Should they boo, or should they applaud, so tangled!
The Manchester United players rushed in and rushed over, not stacking Arhats, but queuing to help Valdy rub his face...
"You must cherish such a precious face!"
"Well, protect your face. Your face can score more than your feet!"
"Actually, I found your face swollen and pretty, at least handsomer than before!"
...
Villarreal players seem to be looking at God. If both sides are really good at fighting, they will lose without complaining.
But when Valdy scored two goals with his face, not everyone would accept it.
Although it seems that Vardy's face is swollen, they feel their face is more swollen!
Manchester United won them in such a nonsensical way, and then let them go out to meet people!
Ferguson didn't care about Vardy's face. He felt that Valdy was a good general. Although he was amused, even if he wasn't, he would accidentally come to the door, but he could score goals, even with his face. Score a goal.
Isn't this the talent that Manchester United needs?
Of course, Ferguson is also worried that Vardy will infect the entire Manchester United team, and such a Manchester United may not even be able to control it!
After this goal, this game is probably over. Villarreal fell behind by two goals, and was hit by Valdy's face with no morale, unable to turn over.
Both sides are procrastinating for the rest of the time, unanimously expecting the game to end!
Vardy rubbed his face and ran to a place with few people on the field. He was really scared!
He played well and didn't try to make him laugh, but he couldn't take the initiative to find the door, which made him unbearable!
It sounds like I scored two goals with my face, it sounds great!
It can be explained in another way-that is, the face is stuffed twice!
Such a miserable thing happened to a person, I am afraid that this person can lose the goal of life.
Can't you bother me?
Vardy was really afraid of being pumped into the face again.
There is really no way to explain this accident. If it happens, it is inevitable!
With a swollen face and a bigger target, Vardy was really afraid that he would get a headshot again, so stop playing!
In this way, the game was over. Vardi scored two goals. Well, two goals scored with his face, defeated Villarreal, helped Manchester United win, and won the first game of the group stage.
These two facial goals also made fans have countless topics.
"Valdy is a great super shooter, he can score every part of his body!"
"Following the birth of the best scoring hand, Valdy told everyone what is the most scoring face!"
"Waldi's face has been critically hit twice in a row. Is this disfigurement or cosmetic surgery? Why do I feel swollen and more handsome?"
"It used to be that Valdy was pitting others. Today, Valdy was pitted badly. The most important thing is that Rooney and Ronaldo joined forces to give him a fatal blow, and no one can do it!"
...
Nobody is the main character except Valdy in today's game.
This product has overheard the opponent's tactics twice in a row, although I didn't understand anything!
He also scored two shocking goals with his face, although neither of these two goals was his initiative!
Ferguson felt that if the protagonist Valdy did not go to the post-match press conference, the reporters must have rebelled, so Ferguson called out to Vardy to go to the conference site.
Having just settled down and not waiting for the coaches of the two teams to speak, the reporters have thrown their heads to Valdy.
"Will Mr. Valdi, do you speak Spanish?"
"For what purpose are you going to overhear the tactical arrangement of the home team?"
"The face was dull twice, which one hurt more?"
"If you let you choose, do you choose to score when your face is stuffy, or do you not score when your face is stuffy?"
"Excuse me, you become the first player in world football to continuously break your face with your face. What do you think?"
...
Vardy rolled his eyes, my thoughts are-MMP!
This group of unscrupulous reporters, isn't this spreading salt on their wounds!
Jerk!
Villarreal’s press officer hurriedly stopped the crazy reporters, and for a while, the press conference came to the point.
Ferguson's speech was quite satisfactory, praised the performance of the players, and praised the opponent again, nothing new.
But Huang Qian coach Pellegrini is not so good-tempered.
"We had a chance to win this game. If it was not because of Riquelme's injury, if it was not because of Valdy's two face-lifting balloons, the winner must be our Villarreal, but unfortunately, Obviously our opponents are more lucky than us. Why can't we have a striker who can score with his face!"
Valdy was shot, and Fran was shot!
Valdy would like to tell Pei Gong that I will clean up you with just my face, and I haven’t used my golden feet yet, otherwise you don’t know how bad it is to lose!
Fran said that he was innocent, and besides Valdy, who could score with his face!
The concubine can't do it!
In the question section below, the reporters once again slammed the tide-like problems towards Valdi and slammed Valdi's head.
"Will Mr. Valdy..."
"I refuse to answer this question!"
"Will Mr. Valdy..."
"I don't want to answer this question!"
"Will Mr. Valdy..."
"I don't want to answer this question!"
...
Always pass, as long as it is a problem that stimulates himself, Valdy is silent, you love how!
At this time, a reporter stood up and asked Vardi with a smile: "Mr. Valdi, I have a question from the fans here, I hope you can answer it!"
Questions for fans?
Valdy nodded!
"A: Headshot by goalkeeper, then rebound goal; B: Headshot against teammates, then rebound goal; C: Header did not stop the car after breaking the goal, the head hit the goalpost; D: The goalkeeper was so boring Go up and then bounce back! Please give your answer!"
"I refuse... uh, I can answer this question!" Vardy pondered.
This question is a bit too ridiculous, all of the four options shocked my hips, and each ending is very tragic!
However, the four evils are less important, and Valdi can choose one with less serious consequences!
The first two options are all personally experienced in this game. Obviously, option B is not so serious. With option C, it hurts to think about it. I am afraid that it is more painful than being directly hit by the opponent's goalkeeper!
As for the D option, let’s not talk about whether I can bounce back and then can score a goal. Even this kind of pain, I can’t stand it. This is to beat the rhythm of the son and son!
So, the answer is already obvious!
"I chose B because I experienced it personally. Although it hurts, I can at least bear it!"
Most reporters nodded, and if they let them choose, they might also give this answer!
But the reporter who asked the question stood up again and said to Vardi eccentrically: "Sorry, Mr. Vardi, this is not a multiple choice question, but a sorting question!"
Go away!
Valdy can't wait to smash the microphone directly!
The reporters laughed a lot~ EbookFREE.me~ Even Ferguson and Pei Gong could not help but tolerate, Valdy was broken by playing!
After a press conference, Valdi was tortured enough, and he vowed to never come to this kind of pit father place again!
On the plane flying back to Manchester, Valdy closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Although this game contributed its own handsome face, but at least the team won, this is the most important.
If Valdi’s memory is correct, Manchester United did not do much in the Champions League this season. After the group stage, he went directly to the home and was kicked into the UEFA Cup.
And now, the road's most powerful opponent is undoubtedly an important victory on Manchester United's route.
Vardy is here and dare not say that he took Manchester United to win the championship directly, but at least the group still needs to qualify. If none of the groups qualify, then what difference does Valdi come or not?
Where is his value?