Chapter 275: Trousers killer

Valdy just wants to be a quiet teaser, facing the sea, spring flowers bloom, even if it is just chrysanthemum
If you have the strength, others can't grab your main position. If you don't have the strength, even if you kneel and lick Erickson, you still can't enter the national team.
His mentality is that simple.
In this turbulent time, others are busy with how to minimize their influence in the event, but Valdi does not care, doing what he wants to do.
In order to invest in various aspects, Valdi has recruited several professionals to form a dedicated team to serve his investment. The capital of Apple stocks and investment Facebook purchased before has been transferred to the team for management.
And now, Valdi has a new business plan.
In the past life, I remember that Cristiano Ronaldo made a underwear/pants brand, and used his personal trademark CR7.
Whenever he saw an advertisement where Ronaldo was naked and wearing only one pair of pants, Valdy felt very interesting.
This is simply a screen licking tool for many little fans and women.
Although compared with investing in Apple and Facebook, the return on investment of creating an underpants brand is far from satisfactory, but it can greatly increase personal influence, which is the key.
So, sorry President, I have to grab your business again!
Of course, in the future, you can continue to launch your underwear/pants brand, and then the two PK chant, is this more interesting?
Vardy suddenly remembered anecdotes about the president in his previous life.
According to the actress who shot the ad with the president, the president later revealed that in order to make him look "sturdy", the president put a lot of stuff into his pants
Vardy would like to know what this second-year teenager has stuffed into his crotch before he can look big, and it is really the same!
In this regard, Valdy actually needs it. In fact, he is only an average size, which is far from being "proud" and can't be avoided by fraud.
Suddenly, there was a flash of light in his head, or else he would wait for the brand to start operating, and ask me Dajiru to be the spokesperson.
At least in the football world, as far as Vardy knows, no one is more "coarse" than Dajiru.
In the previous life, a photo of Jilu in the locker room was hung out. Although the clarity is not very high, everyone can still clearly see that the whip-like thing is thick and long, which is simply amazing!
Looking for him as the spokesperson for the image is definitely the most suitable person. People don't need to stuff things inside to look big.
Imagine that picture. The girls saw the photos and were so surprised that they could not close their legs. In this way, can the sales of underwear/pants be low?
Even if the girl can’t use it herself, it’s good to buy it back for collection!
Uh, it's not just my big Giroud, Drogba and Pique are also good choices.
Drogba is the only man in the world who leaves three marks after sliding on his knees. No matter how reasonable the analysis is, people can't help but think about it. In addition to his black physique, Dehua's handsome appearance will make girls We are desperate!
Pike is born like a rich and handsome man, and he is also very capitalized. If he is combed like a belt, he can reach the side of the body, which is almost the animal level.
No wonder he can make Shakira obedient!
Well, there are always people in this world who are unusual, and this is something that you can't envy.
The spokesperson No.1, No.2, and No.3 are all there, and it is almost time to establish a brand. Valdi gave the investment team a brain, and he became a boss.
The 23rd round of the league ushered in another highlight, the Double Red, another battle between Manchester United and Liverpool.
At this stage of the league, each team has started an accelerated run, waiting for the final sprint, and the result of the sprint will determine what they will achieve this season.
Liverpool's current situation is worse than Manchester United, stumbling season, currently ranked fifth in the standings, with a gap of 8 points from Manchester United.
Of course, even if Liverpool is about to be relegated, when facing Manchester United, it is definitely a high spirit. The battle between the two teams has lasted for decades and will continue in the future.
The Double Red Club itself is a major attraction, and the collision of the two giants will attract the attention of countless people.
And this game is the first time the two teams have met after the failure of Liverpool to buy Valdy in the winter transfer period. So what kind of performance will Valdy have?
Did Liverpool prove that they had a good vision with their outstanding performance, or did the downturn make Liverpool happy that Valdy was not really bought?
This is an unknown.
However, many media are still more optimistic about Valdi, which is also the impression that Vardi has used a horrible goal rate for more than a season.
Vardy is not a parallel striker who specializes in picking soft persimmons. His scoring efficiency has always been very stable. Whether facing fish belly or giants, he has a good performance.
Which of the big teams that met Vardi has never deflated before Vardi?
In other words, every time he plays against a strong team, Valdy is full of energy. He has a big heart that others can only envy. He is a player born for the big scene.
Last season in Everton, Vardy did not leave any good memories for Liverpool. Not counting those teasers on the court, Valdy was about to stab Liverpool.
Therefore, Benitez will never miss Valdi, and he wants to bring Valdi to Anfield.
At the time when the outside world was extremely hype about this game, Valdy was fighting in the system!
Ever since he thought that he could use the height of the mission, Valdy was very careful. No one wanted to be short forever. When he thought that he had an iron hair band, but he was still squeezed by his opponent, he couldn't even enter the restricted area. There is a tearful urge in Valdy's heart, which is really a sad story.
"System task: Intimidate the team spirit Gerrard in the Premier League and Liverpool."
"Task Reward: The host rises by 0.5cm."
"Failure Penalty: None"
This is Vardi's pre-defined mission. It should be interesting to pit Gerard.
Pixie Wool had to grab a prick, the last time let Jie team and Long brother came to a stunning kiss, this time do not need to consider substitutions, or you!
When matching the rewards, Valdi wanted to set a height of 1cm, but the system did not agree, so he could only halve it.
Without failure punishment, Valdi was satisfied, perhaps the system felt that this task might be a little difficult.
Vardy is fully prepared, just don’t know if the Jay team is a coward.
In the dressing room of the home team at Old Trafford, the Manchester United players who just finished warming up changed their jerseys to prepare to play, but after Valdy pulled out something, everyone looked at him in surprise and dumbfounded.
Cry and laugh, are you planning to go out wearing this thing?
What is Valdy holding in his hand?
White trousers!
In fact, it is only thicker than the stockings worn by girls. If you want to call it stockings, it is nothing wrong.
In the inexplicable eyes of everyone, Shi Shiran put the same autumn pants as stockings on his legs, and then put on the ball pants and ball socks.
Others looked at Valdy's ghost, and his expression was just like the ghost.
Are you sure you want to go out like this?
Are you afraid of being killed?
But Vardy didn't care about the eyes of everyone who seemed to see God.
This is actually not the first of Valdy's, he is misappropriating Luo Luohan's ideas.
Although he doesn't like Luo Luohan very much, it is undeniable that Luo Luohan actually has a place in the teasing session. His famous masterpiece is "Qiu pants killer".
In winter, the temperature in Munich is very low, so Luo Luohan, who has always been afraid of the cold, cannot carry a hot water bottle with him in order to keep warm. This thing is definitely a murder weapon in the eyes of the referee. To throw people?
Ingenious and creative, Robben thought of a good way to wear warm autumn pants
The creativity is very good, but it is a bit thrilling.
Bayern red jersey trousers, with milky white trousers, Luo Luohan almost blinded the eyes of people.
Germans like to jokingly call autumn pants "love killers", because in people's usual thinking, wearing autumn pants will definitely not be sexy, naturally letting all desires disappear.
Luo Luohan, who was wearing trousers, was not cold anymore, and his strength could naturally be exerted. He beat his opponents and yelled, and finally got the name "Qiu pants killer".
However, because this image was too hot-eyed, the German Football Association feared that the Bundesliga League would have been ruined by Luo Luohan once, so he warned Robben to take off his trousers, or change it to the same color as the jersey. Otherwise, don't think about playing, and close your little black house.
How could Luo Ben, who had always been dissatisfied, take off his trousers, so this product was replaced by red trousers. This time it finally matched with the jersey ball pants, but the image of Luo Luohan could not finally be seen.
Now, Valdy imitates Luo Luohan, playing the role of "ball shorts killer".
He doesn't think it looks good in ball pants. His aesthetic is normal. He knows that he has very hot eyes.
But everything is amused, and he knew that he was about to become his code of conduct.
On the one hand, put on the shorts and spicy eyes of everyone~EbookFREE.me~ This is properly a teasing behavior. On the other hand, this is a prop he carefully prepared to scare Gerrard.
Looking at the teammates whose eyes are still glaring, Valdi didn't explain, he was waiting to pit Gerald for a while!
When I walked out of the locker room, my teammates were far away from Valdi, as if I was afraid of being infected by this tease.
When I walked to the player channel, the Liverpool players hadn't noticed yet. At most I glanced at it, wondering-why is Vardy's legs so white?
But when they really saw the pants Valdi wore, the scene in the dressing room of the home team was staged again just now.
Alonso and Gerrard were drinking water, and a pop came in one blow, how embarrassed and how embarrassed!
Excuse me, is this Old Trafford?
How do I feel like I am walking to a mental hospital?
This is probably a doubt in the hearts of all Liverpool players!