Chapter 276: You know, my dog is dead
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
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- 2021-03-02 10:52:59
Why suddenly didn’t want to play against Valdy?
The Liverpool players looked at Valdy's sultry trousers and no longer knew what to say!
Competing with such a funny guy will lower your IQ!
Although there are winters in England, it’s not so cold that it’s just like wearing a pair of trousers. Do you think it’s beautiful?
I have watched Valdy play on and off the court countless times, and have felt that his immunity has improved a lot, but in front of Vardy’s inconspicuous autumn pants, they still feel that their resistance is too weak.
Gerrard's eyes widened greatly. He felt that Benister might have made two mistakes in his life. One was thinking too much about problems and caused baldness, while the other wanted to buy Valdy.
He would like to cry to Bei Tuo-give up, we can't bear it!
Needless to say, other amusement, just this pair of trousers, he feels that he has to live ten years less.
Looking at Gerald staring at his trousers, Valdy smiled, ready to start executing the plan.
On the shoulders of the president, Vardy moved a little bit in the direction of the opponent's queue. This distance was just enough for Gerrard to hear Valdy talking.
"You know, I seem to be cursed, and I'm so cold that I can't stand the cold, so I wore the trousers!" Valdisa said to the president in a serious way.
Ronaldo suddenly realized that it was no wonder that Valdy wanted to wear such weird autumn pants because it was cold!
But what does it mean to be cursed?
I always feel that this product is going to be damaged!
Gerald heard clearly beside him, and felt very strange, so he continued to pretend to look elsewhere, but his ears were always on the edge of listening to Valdy's words.
"What's more terrifying is that the curse seems to be getting stronger!" Pretending not to see Ronaldo's suspicious look, Valdi continued to speak mysteriously.
"Did you know, my dog is dead!" Vardi deliberately used a very low voice when he was talking, as if he was telling a ghost story.
"When I played with it, I smiled at it and it fell immediately; I smiled at it again, and this time it just couldn't get up on the ground; I thought it was playing with me on purpose , So I smiled at it again. Then guess what happened?"
Ronaldo felt a cool breeze blowing from behind his neck, and he couldn't help shivering.
"After I laughed three times, the dog died!" Vardy suddenly widened his eyes and suddenly increased the volume.
Cristiano Ronaldo was so excited that he almost didn't pee his pants.
Gerald can't wait to give himself a slap in the side, he wants to be curious about Mao, he must listen!
Vardi smiled, but the smile felt creepy.
"Next, I experimented with hamsters and rabbits in the pet store. After I laughed three times, they all died eccentrically. You said, Am I cursed or possessed by death?"
Vardy looks pale, which makes C Ronaldo and Gerrard have the urge to run away, which is really terrifying!
Although it sounds a bit nonsense, it is just like a horror story, but sometimes this thing really makes people have to believe it.
After speaking, Valdy flashed, leaving two dumb guys standing on the spot, panic and sadness in his heart.
In fact, Valdy’s plan was not that simple. Now it’s just a foreshadowing, but what he didn’t expect is that just one foreshadowing makes Gerald a little creepy.
Outside of the plan, he felt that the president should be able to understand his amusing thoughts, but watching the president's legs are about to tremble, Valdi knew that Ronaldo was shot first!
How did he never expect that a magnificent president would have such a timid side, is this product afraid of ghosts?
This is quite new!
Well, wait for the time to comfort him, his first priority now is to guilty Gerald.
When the two players walked out of the player tunnel, the Manchester United fans in the stands exploded, and the fans in front of the TV had exploded in place, feeling like the end of the world.
What the is this on Valdy's lap?
After wearing the dress, I don't feel too addicted. Now come to the stockings?
You are the rhythm to carry women's clothing to the end!
The game hadn't started yet, and they just thought of Valdy's stockings, they thought it was worth the fare!
Many fans know that the more important the game, the easier it is to see Valdi teasing. They are still speculating that in this double red society, Valdi will suddenly start teasing in the first few minutes, and even have a special bookmaker The odds started.
But no one thought that this was just the entrance, Valdy has already completed his goal, it is too speechless.
I believe that after this game, the trend-leading Valdy takes the lead. I am afraid that the not-so-beautiful thing, trousers, should start to become popular!
"Stockings, autumn trousers, silly and unclear!"
"Waldy's fall pants are really ruined. If you can wear fall pants out of this effect, I'm afraid those manufacturers producing fall pants will go bankrupt!"
"I really want to see what it looks like when Valdy puts the trousers and the girl skirt together!"
"Mengxin said he didn't understand the rules. Is it allowed to wear autumn pants on the football field?"
"Qi trousers are not allowed to be worn, but they are allowed to wear nothing on and off. The last time I did this, I was sent out of court by the security guard very politely!"
Vardy's spicy-eyed shorts really caught the eye. Everyone rubbed their dry eyes and watched them all the time. This is Vardy's charm.
But Valdi never cared about other people's visions. What he was thinking about now was frightening Gerrard, it was about whether he could grow 0.5cm tall.
In order to avoid the tragedy of sleeping again during the law enforcement competition, the referee in this round of the Premier League may have received assault training. However, when the referee saw Valdy's autumn pants, he suddenly felt that the edge referee was not too sleepy.
Nima really has everything!
What should I do?
The referee went through the rules in his head, and he didn't seem to mention that he was not allowed to wear autumn pants to play.
If you really give Valdi a direct red card deportation, then Valdi must be the first to be sent off for wearing trousers, and you may also have to go down in history
Forget it, treat it as invisible!
After the official start of the game, let alone the fans in the stands, even if the players of both sides are unable to enter the game, this is not the first time that a game with Valdi has appeared.
As long as the line of sight reaches Valdy's trousers, there is a chill in my heart, and this picture also appears in my mind, and I can't focus on the game at all.
As for Gerrard, it was chilling in my heart, whether it was because of Valdy’s shorts or because of Valdy’s so-called curse
Vardy knew that the story was about to become interesting.
The intentional position withdrew a little and moved quietly around Gerrard. Vardy was ready to start against the Jay team.
Gerald was trembling, but he didn't know that Valdy was preparing to strike himself, but the other person saw the score clearly, so he quietly moved away from Valdy and Gerald.
That's right, this man is Long Alonso.
He felt that it was no good for Valdy to get close to Gerald. Think about the last time he kissed Gerald together. Since then, he will soon become the national male in the community. This is really a sad tear. s story.
Liverpool attacked, Alonso passed the ball to Gerrard from afar, and then did not run over to answer, he wanted to see what accidents would happen next.
Sure enough, the accident really happened!
Valdy looked at the timing and rushed straight up. Gerard, who was hit by an unstable center of gravity, fell directly to the ground.
Vardy stood there, looking down at Gerald with his head down, a gruesome smile, and his expression felt strangely strange at the backlight of the stadium lights.
Gerald saw Vardi's expression and instantly remembered what Valdi had said to Ronaldo-I smiled at it, and it immediately fell.
I am fucking!
Valdy is smiling at me!
curse!
curse!
This must be a curse!
Gerald was trembling straight~EbookFREE.me~ The expression looking at Vardi was also terrified. If the props were put on the scene and there was a director, then this is the scene of the horror film shooting. Gerald is That male number one!
The Liverpool players saw this scene and said they did not understand it.
Gerald is a heroic fighter, a leader-level figure, who has always been a leader on the court.
But why was Valdi hit him now, and he was afraid of it. Is there any unspeakable secret in it?
The captain will not have a leg with this tease?
Thinking about this picture, Vardy wearing big pants sitting on the hotel bed boredly watching TV, while the captain takes a shower in the bathroom
No, this is hotter than Valdy's trousers.
Vardy smiled in horror and walked away, leaving Gerard with his heart pounding.
Suspicious in his heart, will Valdy really be cursed?
Valdi smiled at himself just now. If he smiled at himself twice, would he also die like the dog?
In fact, it seems that death is not terrible. After all, so many people leave the world every day.
But what is unknown is the most terrible, and it is the most capable of awakening the deepest fear in the heart.
After the game restarted, Gerrard really began to sleepwalk on the court, he was completely dominated by fear.
Is the cross useful now?
What about garlic?
How can I get rid of this curse?
Gerrard's thinking is completely confined to his mind, and at this time, Manchester United is equivalent to playing more and less!
Valdy didn't expect that Gerald's courage was so small. He just wanted to scare him a little, and it was almost a joke, but now it seems that he has already caused Gerald to be mentally collapsed!