Chapter 339: Please start your show


With England's big score leading Trinidad and Tobago, but also on the highly anticipated peak stage of the World Cup, if you give up the opportunity to tease, then you are absolutely ashamed of the tease system for so long Cultivation.
In fact, Valdy sometimes feels that he may blame the system.
In the past, I always released the task of pit father to myself. If I didn’t complete, there were all kinds of strange punishments. Even the terrible punishment of shortening Tintin almost became a reality.
However, only after he eliminated the active mission system himself did he discover the difficulty of strength growth, so that he is now struggling.
It seems that I am a little narrow, and now I think about it, maybe the task is pitfall, but the purpose of the system is actually very clear.
The system has said from the beginning that its mission is not to cultivate the best stars on earth, but to cultivate the most amusing ones on earth.
This also means that the system does not care whether you win or not, it is only responsible for making you amused, nothing more.
For Valdy, to become a superstar, to a great extent, the system needs to improve its strength.
And how does the system enhance your strength?
Naturally it depends on how amused you are!
In the final analysis, we still have to rely on teasing to achieve strength improvement!
The system is fine!
There is no lunch in the world, if you want to increase your strength without paying a price, then you are really naive.
Although the control of the system is now slightly stronger, it is impossible to want to advance as fast as before, unless the system updates something good again!
In other words, will the system be updated again at the end of the season?
It's not very new to always follow the steps like this!
Even if you hit the virus again!
Whether you are foot-and-mouth disease or hand, foot and mouth!
But now on the court, Valdi doesn't have time to think about it. Wait back and calm down and think about it.
So, funny, please start your show!
Who should choose the target?
Your teammate?
Looking at the teammates who were kicking up and attacking their opponents, Vardy felt it was a bit too much if he regarded them as a funny target.
Everyone is working very hard, just paddling on one side, and then dragging their hind legs, it is not appropriate to think.
Moreover, some teammates are not in a relationship with themselves. If they provoke others, they will start chasing you on the court. Is this really good?
With Rooney, Ferdinand and others, they are good friends who can be teased casually, but they have already taken people away from the club when they don't know where they are going, and they have to harm the other people when they go to the national team. Valdi himself feels sorry.
So put the target on the opponent player?
Looking at the opponents who have lost their souls because of the big score, they still have to work hard not to throw more balls.
People have been very difficult, do you really want to continue?
Well, it seems that there is only one goal left!
Turning his head to the referee on duty in the middle of the court, Valdy smiled unwillingly, the light revealed in his eyes was profound...
The referee was running to the Trinidad and Tobago penalty zone following the offensive of England. Suddenly a tremor hit. Under the aura of Valdy's aura, the referee had a bad hunch for no reason.
When was the last time this bad hunch appeared?
It seems that when I was a kid, I peeked at the young lady next door to take a shower, and then unfortunately was found, almost interrupted...
But I'm in a law enforcement game now. It's just that I can't dodge and be bogged by the ball, what a big deal!
But thinking about it, he turned his head and saw Valdy, who was aiming at him not far away, and the referee slammed into a shock and paused.
I'm going, I forgot this product!
Even if I haven't enforced a game with Valdy before, this amusingly famous name is just like me!
Since Valdy's debut, he has never stopped playing...
Not to mention the players and the fans during the game. Just the referee, I don’t know how many are inexplicable!
Someone who fell inexplicably and was smashed into the hospital by a serial cannon. What is even more incredible is that there is nothing special about falling asleep during law enforcement games...
What incredible things are coming out!
Although this is not necessarily related to Valdi, it seems that Valdi appeared only with Valdi.
When it came to the World Cup, it didn't stop. Even a famous coach like Eriksson started to streak. What else can't happen!
All these embarrassing things happened when Valdi was present. Even if analyzed from the perspective of materialism, these are not directly related to him, but from the superstition point of view, this is all brought by Twavaldi. Yeah!
It seems that there haven't been any accidents in this game yet. This is not normal. Could it be that the accident will come to you next?
The referee is crying. I'm here to make soy sauce. I don't want the protagonist to treat me!
Death is not terrible. In the moment of an accident, you don’t know anything, so you go peacefully!
What's scary is that you know that death is coming, but you can't do anything. You can only wait for death to come!
The current head referee is in such a state, he feels that something is going wrong, but there is no way to stop it, because he does not know what will happen!
Can he directly punish Valdy as a source of pollution?
Maybe it won’t happen, but then he’ll have a big deal!
If the other players play well on the court, you will punish them, and the dictator will not be as dominant as you!
Now the head referee only hopes that he is an illusion, it is best not to happen!
But at this time, Valdy walked straight to the referee, looked at the referee up and down in the creepy astonishment of the referee, and then revealed an unsmiling smile, which made the referee think of the horror movies that made him scare. ...
The refereeing profession for Valdi is actually a profession with a lot of dealings, at least 90 minutes between the two sides of each game.
But most of the time, Valdy didn't like the referee, and some even made him hate his teeth.
Didn't tease human rights?
Are you going to be targeted on the court?
Therefore, many times, Valdi regards his referee as a battle target.
Although the referee of this game didn't seem to have done too much to himself, but the crows in the world are generally black, so you should just lie down!
Of course, Valdy did not want to do anything excessive to the referee, it was nothing more than spoofing it!
In the disturbed gaze of the referee, Vardy smiled slightly, his mouth curled up, and he whistled violently.
Of course not the loud, whistling whistle with the meaning of boos, but the light whistle with a little melody, low tone, and good mood.
The referee is dumbfounded. What does that mean?
I thought it would be a thunderous blow, but I didn't expect it to become a gentle drizzle.
Why did Vardy suddenly turn around?
He never imagined that instead of dropping him directly into the pan, Valdi used a method of boiling frogs with warm water.
Don't you think this whistle is familiar?
How did your mother coax you to pee when she was a kid?
Did you find your childhood memories?
Is there a hint of coolness in the hips?
Want to free yourself?
That's right, Valdi is holding back the bad!
The referee just felt a little awkward at first. A person whistled beside him, feeling like he was teasing himself.
Wherever he went, Valdy followed him everywhere, and wherever he went, the whistle kept hovering around his ears.
But slowly, the referee felt that something was not right.
Suddenly I felt like urinating, Valdy's whistle sounded like a starting gun, and the liquid hoarded in his bladder seemed to be ordered. It was assembled in large quantities, ready to gush out...
Can you stop blowing it?
The referee wanted to cry.
Fortunately, at this time, his teammate suddenly passed the ball to Valdi. Valdi temporarily gave up the competition with the referee and hit the door with a heavy foot, threatening Trinidad and Tobago.
The chief referee took a breath and finally felt less anxious.
But the next second, when he saw Valdy coming back to himself and pouting his mouth for whistling, the whole person felt bad.
The brisk whistle sounded again, and with his own pee, the referee had an urge to rush down the court and rush towards the bathroom.
If there is a calm sea in front of you, then a pee of urine can definitely set off a storm!
The legs are unnaturally close together, twisted, and the hands are slowly moving down, trying to find a posture that makes me less impulsive.
Turning his head and glaring at Vardy, he wished to directly draw out a red card and punish the bastard. He had never seen such a bad thing...
But there is no rule that does not allow players to whistle on the court, and people don’t blow at themselves, there is no irony, what do you do?
Even if you are arrogant, others can say that you are in a good mood and whistled to vent when the team has a big lead. Do you have any opinions?
Looking at Valdy's small innocent expression, the referee suffocated again when he reached his mouth, only to pray that his teammates often passed Valdy the ball, so that there was no time for the goods to whistle.
But he obviously underestimated Vardi's patience and amusement. When Vardi discovered that the referee had started to become unnatural because of his whistle, Vardi knew that the referee was about to fall!
At this time, we must not relax our offense, it is time to add some material!
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Vardy changed his mouth sharply, blowing a high-pitched melody, and the Divine Comedy "Anxious" appeared in this world without warning!
a---o,
a---oe,
asedi, asedo, asedag3dig3do,
asedi, asedag3do,
...
The pronunciation without actual meaning was replaced by a whistle, but the explosive effect produced was not bad at all.
Divine Comedy is really Divine Comedy, when it appears, it is such a shocking soul!
The referee's scalp exploded in an instant.
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