Chapter 340: 1 Xiao Mo En Qiu

A song of "Anxiety" is like a human tragedy, which caused the referee to encounter force majeure, and his lower body gloriously lost!
Speaking of age, most men have prostate problems, and the head referee is no exception.
Shouting is usually difficult. People in middle age have rarely experienced the fun feeling again.
But the trouble that he has always hated has become a life-saving straw, which makes him feel very happy.
Even though he lost the goal, the drip speed was very slow, giving the referee a chance to brake halfway.
In the end, it is an experienced referee who has excellent psychological qualities and controls himself to stop the flow...
This feeling, I believe that people who have experienced know how painful...
Valdy, tease, you wait for me!
The referee felt that his pants were slightly moist, extremely angry and shy, but fortunately, there was no wow, no one else could see it, otherwise he would say goodbye to the greenery field in the future!
But Valdi next to him felt very surprised. Obviously, the song "Anxiety" had already let the referee climax. How can he still control himself in the climax?
Can't help but look at the referee's lower body, this thing is no urine?
Can't help but respect the head referee, men who can control their lower body are all good men...
But do you think this is over?
Please listen to the next song-it's this feel good!
what?
Not yet?
That can only be "the most dazzling national style"!
Under the offensive of one piece after another, the referee's face turned red, still holding on to the position, and the sorrow and magnificence revealed in his eyes made the whole world moved.
But at this time, the fans watching the ball are puzzled. The game is clearly on the field. How did the referee start to attract attention with strange movements and expression bags?
Vardy was also anxious. His lips were almost balding. Are you still peeing?
You are pure men!
The fourth official on the sidelines raised the stoppage time sign because of England's three goals, the first half will be made up for four minutes.
But at this time, the referee suddenly whistled, ending the first half of the game.
The fourth official hadn't put down the sign yet. He stood on the sidelines and was dumbfounded. He quickly put down the sign and glanced at it. He thought he had set the stoppage time to 0 minutes!
In the eyes of everyone puzzled, the referee rushed towards the player's channel and disappeared into everyone's sight.
Valdy looked at the smoke all the way and couldn't help feeling emotion. It turned out that the referee was an underestimated sprinter. This speed is probably envied by many professional players.
If you don't know why the referee hastily ended the game before, you can see the referee's running style. I guess I understand why!
The referee was holding his urine to enforce the law during the game, but it was not unseen, but it was really not seen on the big stage of the World Cup, which attracted global attention.
Sure enough, there was a game that made Valdy funny, and anything could happen!
very strange!
It is obviously the referee's question, why should it be counted on Valdi?
However, the players of Trinidad and Tobago are very grateful for the wise decision of the referee. The big score is behind, they don't want to continue to suffer on the court.
But at this time, Valdi is not idle, he also wants to go to the toilet!
You whistled and blew yourself for a long time. Do you think that the referee is affected, but Valdy himself is not affected?
In the bathroom, Valdy and the head referee squinted.
The referee looked at Vardy's eyes full of sorrow, the complaint was in general, which really made Vardi unbearable.
I looked at the head referee comfortably, don't I hold it, don't complain!
But glancing at random, Vardi couldn't help but showed a look of contempt-you are too small!
The referee looked in the referee's eyes and collapsed instantly, feeling that his heart was injured by 10,000 crit.
This is more hateful than Valdy's whistle almost making him incontinent. This is a matter of man's dignity!
Valdy feels that he still shouldn't touch the fragile heart of the head referee. If he really troubles himself in the second half, he is also quite troublesome!
An astonishing and bizarre first half left everyone who was not optimistic about England's future collectively silent.
However, at the beginning of the second half, Trinidad and Tobago had begun to shrink back, and they understood that they were not their English opponents. Now the only thing they can pursue is to throw as few goals as possible. You know, 3:0 and 7 :1 Although both lose, they are completely different concepts...
The England side also began to control the rhythm at the request of the temporary coach. After all, the game has won and there is no need to continue to waste physical energy. If he is determined to kill himself, God knows whether his opponent will break the pot.
However, Rao is so. At the end of the game, Terry scored a header from the corner and changed the score to 4:0.
At the end of the game, the English players embraced each other to celebrate the victory. This victory really lifted the air, so that England, which was in the storm, found the way forward, and it was back on the right track. Everything was in the best direction. development of.
Vardy smiled and walked to the referee. He stretched out his hand in the referee's horrified eyes.
Whistling at the referee during the game is nothing more than a joke. After all, he and the referee have no deep hatred, and even a smile is not enough!
Now that the game is over, shake your hand and express your politeness!
But the referee's thinking is not so simple.
He firmly believed that Valdy might have to fight against himself again!
When you think about being almost incontinent by Valdy's whistle in the game, there is a kind of humiliating impulse, when have you been so embarrassed on the field!
And now that the game is over, Vardi has not let himself go?
It seems to be a handshake on the bright side, but what is he going to do in the background, who knows!
Hold your hand and then fall quickly over the shoulder?
Or did he wipe out himself with a highly toxic hand?
It won't be a good thing anyway!
Looking at the referee's panic-stricken eyes, Vardy knew that the referee might have misunderstood himself!
Don't worry, I'm not a good person!
Pooh!
I am not a robber, I will not treat you like that, after all, you are not a princess!
I held out my hand. If you don't shake my hand, I'm embarrassed!
In desperation, Valdy sighed, and the other hand stretched out to pull the referee's hand, and he held it with his hand, then shook it vigorously, and gave the referee a satisfactory smile before releasing his hand. go away.
The TV broadcast captured this scene, and the fans were almost happy!
If the referee does not shake hands with you, you will forcibly pull the referee to shake hands, you are the robber logic!
"The referee is resisting, but Valdi is too active, there is no way!"
"Waldi said you wouldn't shake my hand, and I would continue to blow the whistle, the referee counseled, or he could resist it!"
"If you are sympathetic to the referee, advise all referees who enforce the Valdy game to buy accident insurance, or they will not be compensated if they die!"
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The referee stood in stunned expression, with an unbelievable expression on his face.
Vardi didn't treat himself!
It turned out to be useful to pray to God for blessings!
I started to believe in God again!
But it seems that Valdy is not so terrible.
He is like a naughty child, who is always dead to attract everyone's attention. This is a typical bear child psychology!
Self-deprecating smile, the more funny you think, the more fuss!
"Hey, Mr. Valdy!"
The referee shouted Valdy from behind.
Vardy turned his head unexpectedly and found that the referee was looking at himself with a smile on his face, which was completely different from the dead father just now.
Shouted without coming.
No way?
Could it be that you just forcibly shake your hands and broke the referee?
Otherwise, why is he looking at himself with a smile?
Horrible, I want to go home!
"I always wanted to tell you, in fact, your whistle is really bad!" The referee didn't care about Vardi's expression, but instead joked with Vardi.
Vardy took a breath, as long as you were normal!
But you started to be arrogant at this time, and you forgot to look almost incontinent in the first half?
Besides, I haven't appeared in "Little Apple" and "Jiangnan Style" yet, what are you proud of!
Of course, the joke is a joke, Valdy still appreciates the referee.
This may be the first referee to understand him on the court, Valdy feels that he can be a friend with him!
So Valdi turned back and hugged the referee as if they were sympathetic.
It's just that while hugging the referee, Valdy whistled again in his ear...
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A big victory brought England in the shadows back into everyone's sight.
Who said that England will not work?
At least so far, there has not been a 4-ball victory at this World Cup. England is a start.
And everyone can see that after England, who led by 3 goals in the first 15 minutes, kicked the ball seriously. Vardi was busy teasing the referee. In the second half, he collectively rowed to retain his energy. If the firepower is really full, maybe the score is two. The number of digits is entirely possible.
A big victory made the odds for England's championship change drastically, and no one expected that the Three Lions, who had lost their coach, had a rare fighting power.
Vardy and Rooney's partner left the eight roads of Irving and Crouch. When the two ruled England's front line, any opponent may collapse.
The super star Vardi did not disappoint. He scored two goals and is definitely England's biggest hero.
So can Valdy win the World Cup gold boots after the Premier League gold boots and the Champions League gold boots, and complete the gold boots three crowns?
Before the start of the World Cup, the odds for Valdy to win the Golden Boots were not high, and only ranked fourth. Before him, there were German striker Klose, French Henry and alien Ronaldo.
Valdy's scoring ability is very strong~EbookFREE.me~ But everyone generally thinks that Valdy is too young and does not have much experience in the competition, it is difficult to win the golden boots.
After the World Cup kicks off, scoring two goals in two games doesn't really seem like much.
In the first round of the group stage, five players scored twice, which is truly amazing.
K God Klose scored two goals in the opener and continued his excellent performance in the national team;
Wanchop, Bravo, Villa, and Maxi Rodriguez all used two goals to make themselves famous on the shooter list.
People are two goals in one game. Is Valdi proud of two goals in two games?
However, Valdy is not impatient because he knows very well that in this World Cup, the overall number of goals scored by shooters is not high, and Golden Boot Klose has only five goals, and the rest have not even scored four goals. Behind the smoke and three balls.
No hurry, no hurry!
The show is yet to come!