Chapter 565: Jailbreak Program

Although everyone was relaxed during the holidays, they returned to the training ground and everyone was in a good state. After all, they were fully rested.
But Valdi did not expect that Mancini actually came up with a very creative way to supervise training.
I don’t know where Mancini got something similar to a sedan chair and put it on the training ground. During each training session, he will choose the four players with the worst training status and the one with the most serious training. Four The individual carried a person around the training ground...
Valdy felt that Mancini was desperate for the winter break. It was okay to watch "Returning to the Princess", and then he had a whimsy and came up with such a wonderful way.
It's almost the same as the girl skirt that Moyes made in Everton.
The players are very curious. After all, they have never seen this thing. Seeing how they look, it seems that they want to experience what the bearers feel, which makes Vardy very speechless.
"Come here, let's try it first!" Materazzi hurried over, occupying the seat of a bearer.
Several other players with more curiosity are also preparing to experience it.
Valdy felt that he could sit in a chair and experience the feeling of being lifted up, but the idea had just flashed and was immediately rejected by him.
I haven’t played with these before, but I’m curious now, but if I feel so painful in my shoulder, I’ll definitely let go and flash to the side, and then throw myself a dog to chew, I won’t do it. !
In the end, there was still no response. Balotelli sat up with a smile, as if it was a big deal.
Vardy could not help but silence him.
Soon, a few teammates lifted up the simple sedan vigorously, and began to move forward.
It was still very smooth at the beginning, and a few people were able to manage it. Balotelli was sitting there as if he was a patrolling emperor, and even waved his hand proudly at everyone.
But before they could get far, a few people felt that their shoulders could not bear it. No wonder Mancini used this method to punish players who were in poor training.
Where can I feel wronged myself, can't hold it anymore, a few people instantly tossed the crossbar on their shoulders aside, they also flicked out and moved out, and then said that they were a lot easier.
But Balotelli was in a tragedy, and the whole person and the sedan were lifted into the air, and finally fell into a state of embarrassment.
Standing up, crying on his face, he finally knew why no one wanted to be a sedan chair.
The players felt the pain of lifting the sedan, and Mancini's strategy was half successful, because during training, everyone was much more active, and no one wanted to lift the sedan;
But the other half simply failed, because Balotelli's encounter has already reminded everyone, it seems that sitting in a sedan is not a good thing.
So the final result is that everyone is very serious in training, but they are not willing to do their best, and no one is willing to make a head bird.
Mancini didn't know whether to be happy or angry. Inter Milan's old fritters are too cunning.
However, Valdy has discovered a new usage of the sedan chair. If they can, they can enter the venue in such a funny way!
Think about it, everyone used to line up in two rows in the player channel, but now, the opponent is still lined up, but this side is carrying a sedan to play, the momentum is different first.
The opponent must have surrendered before the game started!
Well, it was so pleasant to decide!
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At the end of the training, Balotelli came over and invited Valdi to dinner. Vardi hesitated and agreed.
Usually Balotelli took the initiative to find Valdi, and it was absolutely no good, such as finding himself to save the scene a few times before.
But to think about it from another angle, Balotelli is amused, and he has also gained experience points. He should be encouraged to amused.
Valdi did not expect that Balotelli actually took himself to a Chinese restaurant, which is still a very famous one in Milan, a kind with Chinese characteristics.
Speaking of it, Valdy hasn't eat Chinese food for a long time, it's a bit greedy.
When ordering, Valdi showed off the unique requirements for Chinese food.
"Kung Pao Chicken, authentic, not sweet!"
"Boiled fish, more spicy!"
"Beef stewed beef, don't have chopped green onions and parsley!"
"No in all dishes!"
...
It is estimated that the boss has never seen such a foreigner.
Of course, this is not the point. Valdy still wants to know what Balotelli really does.
Balotelli pulled the curtains around the seat mysteriously, and Valdi discovered that this restaurant was very unique. You can use the curtains to separate tables from table to table. As long as the sound is lower, no one can I don't know what it is doing.
Seeing Balotelli's stance, Vardy was really afraid of what inexplicable actions Balotelli would make, otherwise why not cover it up.
"Brother, since I visited the women's prison last time, I found it was a really good place. I was thinking, how can I turn it into my site! Otherwise, I always go to apply for condolences to women's prison. Isn't it a bit strange?"
Balotelli's expressions were very varied. First, he was very intoxicated when he mentioned the women’s prison, and later became quite anxious, as if feeling aggrieved for the majority of suffering female compatriots, hoping to be able to rescue them immediately from the fire.
But Valdi didn't care about Balotelli's expression, but was deeply shocked by Balotelli's boldness.
What a terrible brain circuit I actually want to turn the women's prison into my own territory!
Fortunately, Balotelli's sexual orientation is normal and he doesn't like men, otherwise he wouldn't want to turn the men's prison into his own territory?
There is no such thing as contracting in the UK, for example, you can contract the canteen of a school...
Even if there is an argument about contracting, do you think the British government will contract women’s prisons to private parties?
According to Valdy’s estimate, if really allowed, the women’s prison has long become the most distinctive club...
"If you want to turn the women's prison into your site, it's not impossible!"
Valdy was ridiculing Balotelli while eating rare Chinese food.
"The first possibility is that a virus breaks out and the end of the world is coming. All laws have lost their due binding power. You may be able to liberate the women’s prison with a gun. By then, the women’s prison will be used as a base and gradually develop one step. Step by step, establish your own regime in the last days, and finally complete the rule of the world!"
"However, this possibility generally only appears in online novels, and you have to be careful, maybe the female prisoners in that female prison have all become zombies, and it's useless for you to occupy!"
Balotelli blinked, indicating that he couldn't accept it. If it turned into a zombie, I went to occupy the prison and dry!
"If you want to occupy the women's prison in reality, you can only hire a mercenary regiment to beat down the women's prison, but even if it is really down, the government can immediately counterattack, the territory is not yours!"
"Of course, if you insist on being interested in the women’s prison, then I suggest that you go to prison, let out all the female prisoners, and find a place for them to stay, that is your private site, otherwise it is the same as if you occupied the women’s prison. What!"
Valdy was just making fun of Balotelli, a normal person, and he would never believe Valdy's words.
But Valdy still underestimated Balotelli's reflex arc, and the goods actually patted the thighs and looked excited.
"Yes, hell! This is a good idea, just do it!"
After talking, Balotelli whispered there himself, and then whispered to the excitement and took out pen and paper to write and draw.
Vardi was taken aback, glanced at it, and found out that it was his prison plan...
I'm relying on it. Will this product really want to go to prison?
What did you do!
Vardy could not help but shivered a little!
"No, my family can't hide so many people!" Balotelli murmured to himself, and then suddenly looked up at Vardy, who was inexplicably scared by his gaze.
"Brother, wait for me to succeed in the prison, you help me hide some female prisoners, my house can't hide so much!"
Valdy really knelt to the of god!
Brother, are you my brother?
Let's stop it!
I really want to go to prison, why don't you go to heaven?
Just then, suddenly a siren sound came from outside the door, the hotel door opened, and many people rushed in.
The curtain was pulled violently, and only a few policemen were facing them, so they took a gun and aimed at them.
It turned out that while Balotelli whispered about his prison plan, he was heard by the guests at the next table.
This Nima got it. Someone planned to go to prison. The mob was right next to him.
The policeman who received the alarm was really taken aback. If this is true, then it is by no means an ordinary gangster. Without dozens of people and dozens of guns, who dares to go to prison?
So the police who came to the enemy came.
But when the curtain was opened, the police were even more dumbfounded to see Valdi and Balotelli who had raised their hands unconsciously.
Was it Valdy who was planning to rob the female prison?
Mr. World Football = a vicious criminal?
How does it look different?
At this time, the police saw the note written by Balotelli, picked it up, and took a look, a moment of excitement-it turned out to be true!
And Valdy had the heart to kill Balotelli.
Needless to say, take it back to the police station first.
Sitting in the police car and driving towards the police station, Valdy was thinking about how to explain it. Finally, when he was about to arrive at the police station~EbookFREE.me~ Under the high-speed rotation of his brain, he thought of a reasonable explanation.
"This, Mr. Police, I don't know why you brought us to the police station!" Valdy pretended to be very calm.
"If it is because of the content on this note, then I tell you, this is a misunderstanding!"
"Balotli and I are going to hold a party to invite teammates to participate, but the ordinary party is too featureless, we want to hold an alternative theme party."
"Dress up the venue as a prison, then the female guests are dressed as female prisoners, and the male guests are to rescue the female prisoners. This is our party theme!"
Vardi's explanation made the police stunned for a moment, and he was really convinced.
They originally brought Valdi and Balotelli back to the police station only to investigate whether they might actually be planning a prison break.
But it can be said that the two big stars go to prison, most people would not believe it, and now Valdi explained the matter again with a very reasonable excuse. There is no evidence that they really want to go to prison. Too.