Chapter 566: Hello comrades
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
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- 2021-03-02 10:54:15
When walking out of the police station, Valdy really wanted to kill Balotelli.
Fortunately, this guy did not live in troubled times, otherwise I really don't know how terrible things he can do.
But what makes Vardi unbearable is that Balotelli's regretful expression is obviously annoyed that he has not been able to successfully jail.
Vardy really doubted that there was anything else that could guide Balotelli in front of him.
However, when the two didn't pay attention, a paparazzi was lying in the bushes, and slammed at the two with a very excited expression.
Just after Valdi and Balotelli left, the paparazzi went into the police station, bought the policeman who had just handled the case, learned the whole details, and the whole person was excited to explode.
Found the treasure!
Valdi and Balotelli actually plan to go to prison?
The news was so extreme that I could just find a newspaper and sell it for tens of thousands.
Vardy didn't know that things had been exposed, but felt that his heart was too tired this day.
And the things that made him more tired are still the next day, because things have spread through the world through the media.
World footballer Valdy and the most popular super star Balotelli actually discussed how to rob women's prison in the hotel?
This is also incredible.
Sure enough, no one can understand the amused world. When the two amused people are combined together, the whole world can't accommodate them, and the entire universe is their amused battlefield.
It is now a prison, is the next two of them planning to rule the world?
The media said it exactly, and even Balotelli's handwriting plan was taken as a photo and appeared in the newspaper. The evidence is conclusive.
For a time, the women's prisons in Italy were in the face of an enemy. I was afraid that one day Valdi would take Balotelli to go to prison.
The warden of the women’s prison where Balotelli went to condolences, and after seeing the news, his forehead had begun to sweat.
Before the relationship, Balotelli consoled to step on, and obviously their goal was this prison.
No, we must quickly increase the security force, these two teasers can do absolutely nothing.
Interestingly, after seeing the news, many prisoners in men’s prisons expressed their hope that Valdi and Balotelli could add their prisons to the prison plan. For this reason, they did not mind contributing their own chrysanthemum......
Coming to the training ground the next day, all teammates were shocked by Valdy and Balotelli.
Ordinary people who plan to commit prison?
With these two big names, Inter might never be in the future.
"You go to prison, so that after you are shot, I can almost kick the main force!" Su Yazuo joked with Vardi like this.
"I will attend your funeral, but I will not accompany you in the prison!" Ibrahimovic said in a silent tone.
Seeing his teammates teasing themselves, Vardy was speechless.
Fortunately, Rooney is not here, otherwise this product must be happy to say to himself: "Before you go to prison, please take care of your girlfriend!"
But Vardy is strange, why do teammates think this is their own idea?
Clearly Balotelli's wonderful idea, OK?
And Balo Libi, I am making grandpa grandpa a counterfeit!
.......
In the afternoon, there was new news in the media regarding the Valdi and Balotelli prisons.
It turned out that they were not really preparing for the prison, but they were planning a prison-themed party during the meal. As a result, they were mistaken by the diners at the next table for being criminals. They hurried to the police and were finally brought back to the police station for investigation. In fact, this is what Misunderstandings.
Everyone suddenly realized that it was not really a prison!
I was a little skeptical before, and how to say that Vardy is also Mr. World Football.
However, Valdy and Balotelli are very creative. They actually wanted to have a prison-themed party, which was exciting when they thought about it.
Sure enough, we don't understand the world of the rich.
Finally it was proved that Valdy teasing is not without a limit, at least he dare not do it in prison.
Valdy wants to cry without tears. Is this my pot?
If you know that Balotelli really has a plan to go to prison, you know that there is no limit to teasing!
But what Valdi did not expect was that after the media clarified, he was actually busy.
Many acquaintances knelt down for Valdi. Unexpectedly, Valdi actually planned a party on the theme of hell. It turned out that everyone who had participated in the Valdi party knew that Valdi's party would definitely make you a worthwhile trip.
And this time the theme has culminated in thinking about it, and it must not be missed.
So Valdi began to answer the phone non-stop.
"Party counts me!"
"I want an invitation!"
"Can't leave me alone, I can take two female stars!"
"Don't forget me, even if I want to wear women's clothes!"
...
Vardy was so mad, he didn't want to have a party!
And even now it is impossible to do it, because more than 100 people have called him to reserve a place, and even the old man of Moyes vaguely expressed his desire to participate...
These people plus several times the tender model, how big the venue can not fit!
Valdy is really about to collapse.
In the end, Mancini saved him, and told Vardi seriously that he could not engage in a party, at least during the season, if he wanted to, he could wait until the season ended.
Vardi was like an amnesty, and he wished to give Mancini his knee.
The incident was tumultuous for several days, and finally came to an end, and Valdi was relieved. After all, the feeling of being forced to party every day was not very pleasant.
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In the 18th round of the league, Inter Milan played away against Siena. This is the first game after the winter break. The performance of this game seems to indicate the performance trend of the respective teams in the second half of the season.
When Inter Milan went on the road, they also brought the sedan on their training ground, saying that it would be unambiguous to play in this way.
But the question also came, who carried the sedan who sat in the sedan?
It's too uncomfortable to lift the sedan chair, and even more uncomfortable to sit in the sedan chair. It's not a good thing anyway.
In the end, Valdy thought of a way. The four people were too tired to lift, so wouldn't it be enough to change to eight to lift the big car? Four more people would share the pressure, and every minute indicated that there was no problem.
When the sedan is lifted, the sedan does not have to be afraid, and the problem is solved.
Finally, everyone discussed it, starting with 11 players, the captain walked at the front, even if the goalkeeper walked at the end, forget it, there are exactly nine people left, and eight are lifted up to sit.
However, after it was determined that sitting in a sedan chair would not be life-threatening, everyone started competing for this job of pulling the wind, and even a veteran like Stankovic was inevitable.
Think about it, eight people carried themselves out, more beautiful!
In the end, it was Valdy who grabbed the position. His reasons were very good. He was the lightest, and the other people carried it without effort. Of course, the main reason was that his force value was too high, and others could not beat him.
So things were decided so happily.
In the visiting team's locker room, Inter players changed their jerseys and walked out of the locker room with the sedan chair.
When the player channel lined up, Siena players were dumbfounded and saw two such thick sticks, they thought that Inter players are here to fight!
And when the sedan was assembled, the referee was also forced, what is this?
There is no such thing as a sedan in Italy. If you are smarter and still see how to use it, but if the brain circuit is not normal, then you might think of something!
The referee is such a typical representative. After observing for a long time, he got a firm conclusion.
This is actually a torture tool!
Several people carried this thing, tied the prisoner to the chair, put a large stone cone on the ground, lifted it high, and then quickly fell down, allowing the prisoner to enjoy the pleasure of being pierced by the stone cone...
Otherwise, there is a fire underneath. Several people carried the prisoner to the fire. They were roasted in the sky, and they could turn around and roast the whole person by roasting whole sheep...
The key question is, who does Inter Milan want to tie to the chair?
Won't it be you?
That's terrible!
In full view, Vardi took the chair, and then the other Inter players swarmed up and lifted Vardi, so he was ready to enter!
Only then did everyone react to it~EbookFREE.me~ So this thing is so used!
It seems that the chiefs of the African tribes have such treatment, and they are all carried away by others.
Is Inter Milan planning to carry Valdi into the stadium?
This time the referee was really dumbfounded!
Everyone agreed that the two parties lined up to enter the stadium and performed a series of ceremonies before the game.
But can the Italian Football Association have rules to enter in this way? I am afraid there is no such provision.
But the problem is, there is also no provision that explicitly prohibits admission in this way!
The referee didn't know what to do after a while?
The brain turned fast, and finally the referee decided that one more thing was better than one less.
You are free!
So, next, Siena home fans saw an incredible scene, the scene in front of them may not be seen in their entire lives.
Actually, eight people carried one person into the venue. Is Inter Milan going to heaven?
Vardy was sitting on the sedan chair, but he couldn't hold back for a while, waving to the dumb people below.
"Good comrades!"
"Comrades have worked hard!"
But to his dissatisfaction, no one cooperated with him.
In fact, no one knows what bird language he is talking about!
The fans watching this game will have their jaws fall to the ground. Although they are mentally prepared, the game with Valdi may not be so smooth, but unexpectedly, only one entrance ceremony was blamed by Valdi. Into this way.
One can imagine the expressions of the opponents’ Siena players at this time. If they could choose, they would never be willing to play against Inter Milan. On the one hand, they really did not play. On the other hand, they were really reluctant to play with Teto. ) Download the free reader!!