Chapter 625: 10 men, 9 itches, and 1 is scratching


"Mario, didn't you say a little leg pain yesterday?"
Vardi pinched Balotelli's soft waist and threatened with a smile on his face.
Balotelli grinned his teeth, but would rather die.
"Boss, don't stop me, I know you want to play, but I also want to mention the league goals in double digits, just one less!"
Well, it is good for young people to have goals, and Valdy is embarrassed to start towards the ideal young people.
"David, are you a little bit tired? Or will you come to rest in the second half?"
Vardi turned his goal to Suyazo again.
Although Suazo and Valdi are in the same position, they should have been in a competitive relationship, but if someone thinks that he is a competitor of Mr. World Football, it is undoubtedly a bit stupid, so the relationship between Suyazo and Valdi is also quite good, usually the party is also mixed field.
However, Vardi's request still made Su Yazuo cry and laughed and waved: "Don't, you don't want to pay attention to me. My girlfriend is in the stands today. You won't let me get off like this!"
Vardy has a black line on his face. Since your girlfriend is here, but you just can’t score, you might as well get off the court, so you can say that your injury affected your strength.
Vardi turned his attention to Solari again. If Solari noticed that, he immediately turned around, that is, he did not look at Valdi, and then ran directly out of the dressing room, not giving Valdi any chance at all.
The teammates laughed, and the locker room atmosphere was very relaxed without the pressure of victory or defeat.
Everyone knows that Vardy must not be able to sit still, itchy feet, want to play football, but his teammates just do not let him wish, let Vardi deflated, this time is rare.
At this time, someone stood up and said generously: "Otherwise you play for me?"
Valdy was very happy, and finally someone willingly gave way, and turned around, thinking with pride in his heart: "After all, there are still good people, you bastards, I remember them all!"
But when Valdy turned to see who was speaking, the proud expression on his face instantly froze.
What are you doing together!
Yeah, Cesar wants to give up his position to Valdi, is it possible for Valdi to play in the second half to defend the goal?
The teammates burst into laughter, one by one wishing to roll on the ground, and Valdy was really ridiculed.
Facing Valdy's gaze as if he could kill, Cesar shrugged and said innocent.
I am sincere!
If you don't appreciate it, you can't blame me!
If there is now a goalkeeper’s possession card in the system column, then Valdy really doesn’t mind playing.
Valdy looked at his teammates with a heartless smile on his face, still suffocating in his heart.
This is all you forced me!
Sitting on the bench in the second half, Vardy began to concentrate on watching the game.
Of course, it is not the content of the game, but who is more on the court.
Solari is very wavy!
The wing led the ball to the two people, which caused the fans to applaud. Although the last pass was equivalent to the clearance, Solari was still very proud.
I'm born to be born to be extraordinary!
Solari is interpreting this sentence with practical actions.
Valdy is speechless, without scoring goals, assists, or helping the team lead. What are you doing there for?
Well, it's you!
Taking out the itch, Valdi aimed at Solari.
It's said that the tickle has played very frequently in Valdy's game recently, and Valdy really can't put it down.
Compared to a lot of cruel props, itching doesn't hurt Tianhe. The most important thing is that the effect is very significant. If your skin is not copper-plated, then don't think about it.
Itchy scratched the soles of Solari’s feet and went away. At this time, Solari was on the sidelines and instantly felt very tickling under his feet. The whole person seemed to dance on an iron plate covered with steel needles. By the way, it must be seen that this product is jumping on the gods.
Solari's state makes everyone unconscious, is this the secret of Solari's extraordinary, before we pass, should we pray with strange movements?
It feels as if the cannibal tribe must dance around the food to sacrifice before cooking, making people tremble.
Thank you God for the food!
Then, Valdi sent the tickle very softly to the Solari Chrysanthemum, it was really soft...
Solari just walked out of the embarrassment of beriberi, the next second, chrysanthemum began to make him scratch the liver and itchy, but Solari and hemorrhoids, the pain and itching invaded at the same time, this feeling is simply comfortable to death!
At this time, he had no regard for embarrassment or embarrassment. Solari hurriedly put his hands on his back and scratched himself.
a bit
Twice
Three times
...
Solari's expression was full of satisfaction, soaring like a drug.
The fans were dumbfounded, staring blankly at this scene, their faces unbelievable.
Isn't Solari aware of evasion?
Butt your under such a large audience?
Vardi covered his mouth with a smile and looked back, looking at the embarrassed reaction of Solari's soothing afterwards.
So are you still here?
Okay, who doesn’t have a strong faith!
But Valdi couldn't just be alone, and after thinking about it, Valdi shot towards Cesar again.
Didn't you ridicule me just now?
I also make you cool!
Anyway, it's an Inter attack now, even if you are streaking behind.
Vardy did a full service for Cesar, from head to toe, every inch of skin was not let go, and then the fans saw that Cesar's face was about to twist into a ball and his hands were constantly swimming on his body. Scratching around is like a monkey in a zoo scratching lice on his body. Of course, the key parts must not be missed.
Cesar almost didn't collapse, he was desperate while scratching, wouldn't he have any terminal illness?
But the original creator Valdy sat on the bench and watched a good show, laughing out of breath.
Whose turn is it this time?
Okay, Su Yazuo just wasted a good opportunity to break the goal. With this method, let's go out and practice techniques, see how I shoot!
Tickling out, swimming around Su Yazuo's head, tickling Su Yazuo so much that he could scratch his scalp.
The Inter players were as if they had seen a ghost. The first teammate behaved strangely, even if the second teammate behaved strangely and could tolerate it. But the third person is still like that, can't you explain the problem!
Is there an infectious skin disease outbreak inside Inter?
Unconsciously, teammates started to stay away from these strangely acting guys, and it was important to ensure that they were not infected.
Fans in front of the TV were filled with question marks in the laugh.
"Nine itches of ten men, and one is scratching. The performance of several Inter guys fully illustrates this fact!"
"Is the water heater at the Inter Milan training base broken, causing the players to have not taken a bath for a long time?"
"London Jianguo Men's Hospital welcomes you!"
...
Enough is enough, and Valdy also took the tickle away. He understood that even if they were tickled, the gang of would definitely not end.
With a sigh, why is it so hard to play a football?
It seems that I really didn't play today, or just sit on the bench and watch the ball.
At this moment, the players on the field launched a wave of fast breaks, the central road continued to penetrate through Parma's defense, and finally Suyazo scored a wonderful goal.
Inter is finally ahead!
Su Yazuo, who scored a goal, ran 50 meters and rushed all the way to the stands, looking at the stands.
The fans did not know, so I thought Su Yazuo came to interact with the fans, cheers and applause came suddenly.
However, Vardy and his teammates knew that where this product interacted with the fans was simply to show love to his girlfriend, because his girlfriend came to the court today to watch the ball.
Hey, you are openly spreading dog food!
This product must not be made such a wave!
Vardy made a color at Ibrahimovic, Ibrahimovic understood, and the two got up with a main gangster on the bench and headed towards Suyazo.
Su Yazuo's heart is very beautiful, this goal is simply too timely, go back tonight, his girlfriend will be good to treat his own ~EbookFREE.me~ But before Su Yazuo walked back to the stadium, he saw a group of main players killing hurriedly To.
Without saying a word, Su Yazuo was pressed to the ground, and beaten madly, of course, it was just a gesture, it was impossible to move it.
However, Su Yazuo was deliberately pulled by them deliberately, lying on the ground and having no love, a standard homeless state.
What made him even more collapsed was that after finishing him, several animals ran to the stands and looked at the stands together. What a naked horizontal knife to win love!
Fans don't know what it means, and the main players also come to interact, naturally cheering louder.
But Su Yazuo understands what this group of mean, he pours his real boyfriend, and then compares his heart, this is not to say "This has been done by me, come with me, beauty!"
If there is a piece of tofu in front of him, then Suyazo must have rushed over and killed himself.
After enough trouble, the main animals walked back to the bench, leaving Su Yazuo messy.
A gust of wind blew past, and if accompanied by a bleak background music, Suyazo would cry very sad.
At this time, Su Yazuo was so embarrassed to compare his heart. He returned to the court grayly, with a snot and tears, and endless sadness in his heart.
At this time, the animals headed by Valdy were in heated discussions.
"Actually, we seem to have been reversed just now. We should face Suya Zuobi one by one, and then everyone will give him an affectionate kiss, and thoroughly take the identity of Suya Zuoji, you said, his girlfriend can still be with him. together?"
"Uh, it seems quite reasonable! Or shall we go to the sidelines now and have a wave?"
"Forget it, even if his life is good!"
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