Chapter 626: Gambling undressing
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1820 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:54:43
Sitting on the bench is really boring, especially in this kind of game where the outcome is completely irrelevant. Presumably everyone's mind has been put on the final award.
Vardy doesn't know how those 10,000-year-old substitutes survived. It really needs to be a little stronger, otherwise it will collapse.
Can't sit still!
Vardy felt he had made a hemorrhoid.
No, you have to have some fun.
Thinking about it, Valdy took out a deck of playing cards, but this is a cheatable playing card produced by the system. He looked at the back and knew what kind of card it was, but others looked the same as normal playing cards.
"Come and come, it's boring anyway, let's gamble!" Valdy shouted loudly.
The teammates looked at the playing cards in Valdy's hands in horror.
Are you going to play poker on the bench?
What a special... exciting!
Seeing that the game wins and loses is not suspenseful, and even more meaningless. The main players are actually bored for a long time. Now that some people are playing cards, how could they not be interested.
"I come, I come!"
"Count me in!"
"Look at my gambling!"
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Soon, the teammates came together and formed a circle.
Many stars are gamblers, such as Irving, Rooney, Goodjohnson, etc. Even Vardi's previous life also likes to gamble. Vardi is performing in his true nature.
The fans in the stands opposite saw the players get together, but they didn't know what they were doing, but the camera was able to capture the scene clearly. Everyone was dumbfounded to see the playing cards in Valdy's hands.
This field is playing fiercely, do you actually want to play on the bench?
This is too absurd!
But when it comes to Valdy here, it seems that they do nothing strange!
Compared to Valde's deeds, this is really just a pediatrics.
So many people seem to be only studded. Valdy has no time to teach them the rules of fighting landlords one by one, otherwise the idiots haven't figured out how to play, and the game over is over!
"So, what is the bet? If you gamble money, it's meaningless!"
Ibrahimovic excitedly said.
Indeed, if you gamble money in a large audience, it is really not appropriate.
"Otherwise, we will bet on the clothes. We will give you three minutes to wear clothes before the start, and then take the clothes as a bet. After the end of the game, everyone will take off their clothes and interact with the fans. ?"
Vardy smirked out his proposal, he can cheat anyway, why not play it bigger?
His meaning is also easy to understand. For example, the bottom bet is two pieces of clothing. Valdy has a big face and speaks first.
"A dress!"
If others think they are good, they can call.
"I am with a dress!"
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Of course, the last stud must be all the clothes on the body.
At the end of the game, if you lose a few clothes, take off a few. If you lose all, then sorry, please start your streaking.
Hearing Valdi's proposal, several animals looked at each other, would you like to play so big?
But obviously, people are the most irritable. With the expression of "Sample, I know you dare not play!" in Valdi, several animals patted their and said-who is afraid of who?
As a result, the casino on the side of the stadium began to operate.
With Valdi's word, the players on the bench rushed into the locker room like crazy. You must seize the time to arm yourself first, how much clothes can you have confidence!
Hula, let everyone be inexplicable, how come the Inter bench players have gone in a blink of an eye?
Is it an earthquake?
Even Mancini is inexplicable, these want to rebel?
But soon, they reappeared on the sidelines and returned to the bench, but at this time, everyone was in the third layer and the third layer, and they wished to wrap themselves as Arabs.
Even the slowest Maicon had three jerseys on his body and socks were pair after pair.
Fortunately, this is not cool summer, otherwise they don't have to lose, they suffocated themselves.
Although Valdy felt that he would not lose, but in order to avoid being caught by teammates, he also equipped a lot.
The gamble officially started.
Stankovic, afraid of streaking, did not participate in the deal.
Bet on two pieces of clothing, the bottom card and the second card are dealt, and it is the turn of the second card, Maicon, to speak.
Maikong stepped on a chair with a solemn and solemn attitude, and said cruelly: "Don't you dare to follow my 10 clothes?"
However, as soon as Maicon's words were finished, Ibrahimovic kicked on the ground, and then the big feet of several people greeted him.
"I don't have ten clothes on my body!"
"You are letting everyone die!"
"Day, can you play well, believe it or not, I will strip you in minutes!"
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Maikong lying on the ground finally stretched out his hand weakly, and said weakly, "Then I'll get a dress!" Then, Maikong lay down again.
Everyone can bear a piece of clothing, so everyone calls.
When the third card is dealt, you can already see a bit of the situation.
It was Maicon, the grandson, who was the biggest, and he made a couple. The other few, including Valdy, seemed to be unable to rely on anything.
Maikong rose proudly, and began to wave again.
"I have five items..." Before I finished, I saw everyone's bad eyes and immediately changed my mouth: "I have three clothes, this time the head office!"
This time, everyone has been a lot more cautious, a lot of three clothes!
And from the card surface, Maikong pair K is actually not small, even after the deal, they may not be bigger than the pair K!
So Maxwell folds quietly. Samuel thought about it and threw it.
Valdy lamented, you are all wise choices!
However, several others gritted their teeth, and the ones who refused to accept the loss still followed the bet.
"I don't believe that I can't even match one pair!"
"That's it, I obviously have a flush card!"
The fourth card was dealt, not to mention that the overall situation has been decided, but the situation is already very obvious.
Valdy also made a pair on the face, of course, no K big.
At this time, there were only four players left at the table: Valdy, Maicon, Materazzi and Vieira.
With the last card dealt, the situation is completely clear for Vardy.
On the bright side, Valdy is a pair of 10, Maicon is a pair of K, Materazzi is four red hearts, Vieira is a loose card, but there is an A.
Looking at Materazzi's chest-like look, it seemed as if he had gathered the flush, and Mai Kong was full of confidence, because he felt that his pair of Ks was already the biggest, and everyone else was bluff, he didn't believe in Vie The draw card is really an ace.
Among them, only Valdi has the bottom, because he knows everyone's cards.
Vieira is cheating, he doesn't have an Ace, but just makes a small pair;
Materazzi was also cheating, he couldn't help but fail to make a flush, not even a pair;
As for Maicon, it also has its own appearance, a pair of K is his card;
And Vardy's hole card is another 10, that is, when the hole card is revealed, it is Valdy who won.
But Valdy is a acting school, how can it not be a wave at this time?
In fact, it is not right. It should be said that the real performance is the most suitable, because he only has a big appearance as a hole card, so that several animals can suspect that he is cheating.
At this time, everyone was pregnant with ghosts, and they all became powerful factions.
"Dare to stud!" Materazzi said in an extremely rampant manner as he tried to put all his clothes on.
He is putting pressure on Maikong. If Maikong does not run, then he has to run!
At this time, Mai Kong was really hesitant, and he was afraid that others would have problems with his cards, but Mai Kong still calculated his clothes, and finally chose to gamble.
"I have three clothes!"
Materazzi looked at Maicon in surprise, "You dare to continue to play, you are not afraid of my big card? Well, I fold!"
Quite simply, Materazzi knew he couldn't win, and how could he continue to call.
Vieira is a fierce man, how can he admit this time?
"I add two clothes!" shouted a chair.
Maicon groaned in his heart, and said, Is Vieira really a pair of A?
Looking at Maicon's expression, Vardy couldn't help laughing.
At this time, it was his turn to speak, and Vardy said a blank expression: "Stud!"
The atmosphere freezes in an instant, and everyone's eyes are projected on Valdy, surprised.
How dare he stud?
Mai Kong felt wrong, and he said that you are bluffing. I don’t believe you are so big.
"Stud!"
Maikong followed Stud.
This time it was Vieira’s turn to fold and fail to swindle anyone, so he could only flash people himself.
Maikong laughed loudly and started to dance.
"I don't believe you can win, I am a pair of K, come on!"
After talking, Maikong opened his hole card.
Vardy pouted, gazing at Maicon with amusement.
"Let me figure out how many clothes you should take off~EbookFREE.me~No, you stutter, you have to streak, haha!"
After that, Vardy raised the hole and it was a ten.
Mai Kong fainted instantly, lying on the ground and pretending to die.
You can’t pretend to die, is it really streaking?
Others gave a neat "beep" and expressed disdain for Maikong's act of pretending to be dead.
"Hurry up, I will give you a little face, leaving you with one piece left, and go out and show your face!"
Vardy naturally knew that it was impossible to make Maikong really streaking, leaving a pair of pants was already the limit.
Although several animals are not reluctant, they are willing to gamble and lose, and they will not be so naked.
So in the fans' unbelievable exclamation, Inter started a stunning strip show before the bench.
A few animals that abandoned the cards at the beginning took off a few clothes, and found that they were still three layers inside and three layers outside, and then took off a simple one, so the sin for so long was in vain;
Materazzi took off from the top, and finally left a sock except the pants. After thinking about it, he took off the solitary sock and took off barefoot;
Vieira was a little careless, and the goods just grabbed a little less, and dragging and dragging felt wrong, as if she didn't take off her clothes!
So he looked at Valdy pitifully, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.
Dear, let me keep one!
Vardi waved his hands impatiently, I am sure!
Finally, there is Maikong. There is no room for the goods at all. After taking off, there is a pair of pants.
The exclamation of the fans in the stands is about to break through the earth. The TV broadcast screen no longer captures the scene, but stares closely at the Inter bench to broadcast the strip show.
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