Chapter 500: Living dead
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1926 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:50:03
Amy and Xiong Yaoyue are in a whim. The ingredients used in the kitchen are not high-grade. In particular, the lobster and crabs are oversized. At one time, we suspected that it was a genetically modified organism. The other party took it for a living experiment, and the cruelty forced Japan’s 731. force.
Therefore, the public was temporarily confiscated, and the public who could not communicate with the outside world (20 of them had 15 apples and five generations), deeply worried about their own destiny, and the patriotism of a certain boxing fist was not dead, but also shouted "Down with Japanese imperialism.", "Diaoyu Island is China." and other revolutionary slogans.
Someone reminded him: "You are wrong, and the kidnapping is obviously American."
Then he licked his throat and shouted again: "Down with US imperialism." "Hawaii is China."
In the kitchen, he commanded Xiong Yaoyue to cook, and Amy, who basically only kept his mouth, asked strangely:
"You and the Japanese are fighting for the Diaoyu Islands. I know, but Hawaii is what we grabbed from the French. What is your day?"
Xiong Yaoyue, who was using a needle to inject sea cucumber into the sea cucumber, thought about it and replied:
Our language teacher said in class that the fleet of Zheng He’s voyages to the West may have been to Hawaii, hundreds of years earlier than the European fleet that first discovered Hawaii, so historically, any place that China wants can be said to be’ Inherent territory since ancient times..."
"Oh, then your sky is really enough to be a robbery logic."
Only Americans are not qualified to say this to us. If we want to stand on the moral high ground, we will return North America to the Indians first. When we starve to death, we will eat the turkeys of others, but then we will rob the land of others. You still have a face to set up a "Thanksgiving Day", which is clearly a "forgiveness" festival.
"Your language teacher must be an old angry youth. He has a territorial claim to the United States."
I rely on you to use the word "angry youth" so well. You don't take a bath while you are free, while you look at the "Iron Forum" and "Strong Country Forum" with a waterproof notebook, you can see all kinds of "killing the sun." "The beauty" of the rhetoric, so from the bottom of my heart, I believe in the "China's threat theory" in Europe and the United States.
",, the result is that even the streets are thinking about letting us cut the land."
"Nothing~~~" Xiong Yaoyue said after destroying the special sea cucumber (later she knew the unit price of 15,000 yuan a pound), "We Chinese people are only particularly fond of shouting slogans, if I am the one, Maybe I will still call: 18 years later..."
"After eighteen years, it was a hero." The mouth screamed and shouted out.
There is a joke that all the cattle and sheep in the UK have died twice, once in the slaughterhouse and once in the British kitchen.
This joke also applies to Amy and Xiong Yaoyue.
However, for the second execution of the animals, this "black and white shackles" is much more cruel than the British. If the British are hanged, they are both too late.
The lobster does not know how to cook it, it turns green, and it is also faintly fluorescent.
The hairy crabs are obviously cooked in the same pot, but they turn into a deep yellow color, and the surface is covered with a suspicious mucous membrane.
What kind of wonderful ingredients are in order to create such an appetizing food. According to the photos that Xiong Yaoyue later gave me, my first impression is that this dish should be named "The Alien vs. Predator" because Both ingredients are crustaceans, and the horrible colors are in line with the alien monsters.
Forced to arrange on a long table, like the "last supper" enhanced version of the public, see the first dish is dumbfounded, green fluorescent lobster, and slimy yellow hairy crabs, absolutely Forcing GM food, not only genetically modified, but also grown with sulphuric acid and melamine, no one dares to move the first.
Not to mention the "sweet sea cucumber" that was later brought up, the so-called "honey juice" is soy sauce, or the needle into the interior of the sea cucumber, plus the overtime cooking, originally sold poor sea cucumber The whole became a voodoo doll that swelled and died. The belly broke through the intestines. Looking at the life for five years, the cockroach that harassed the palace at the station, directly stunned and fainted.
Because of the 004 and 005 of eating the "fried dog tail grass" and the abdominal pain, in the spirit of "I don't go to hell, who goes to hell, wants to go to and go to hell", the spirit of the name is implemented. The emergency rescue inside the face finally brought him back to life and re-faced the colorful and endless dishes on the table.
At this time, more dishes have been put on the table, most of them are from Amy's ingenuity, and Xiong Yaoyue's personal efforts, the two can be described as smart hands, with no time, each new recipe has made for the dark food industry. Outstanding contribution.
Ranked sixth in the "National High-Grade Foods" "Kobe Beef", the normal way of eating should be made into steak, teppanyaki, or hot pot, the result is a violent smashing of Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, skewered into beef skewers Bake on the flame, and all baked well.
Are you worthy of Kobe beef, and since the outbreak of mad cow disease in Japan in 2001, China has banned the import of Kobe beef, and Amy’s Kobe beef should be transferred from the United States. Strictly speaking, it is smuggling, and it is more than half of the world. Is it to be baked by you?
Lobsters, hairy crabs, high-priced sea cucumbers, and Kobe beef are still the same. The rest of the ingredients, after being cut by a knife and fired, have not seen the surname, just like Picasso’s abstract painting, you can say that it is The skull of the Beijing monk can also be said to be the foot cloth of the Empress Dowager Cixi. It is not an exaggeration to say that some foods are still undergoing intense chemical reactions with the air after they come to the table, and they continue to change shape.
So the foreseeable result is: no, people, dare, eat.
Amy, who was watching the reaction from outside the room through the magic glass, was dissatisfied. She ordered Pentax:
"You took the gun and went in to scare them. The food that I and Vinnie worked hard to make it didn't move. It was too rude."
Xiong Yaoyue, who wore an apron and wiped his oily hand on the apron, said:
"Yes, yes, it’s just a special color. The taste should be good. I didn’t put salt on this occasion. Whenever I put salt, I replaced it with soy sauce."
Innocent, do you think that you won’t get people without salt? The salt content of soy sauce is 20%. You put soy sauce and salt, there is no difference in essence, and the color will produce A variety of changes.
So Pentis retracted the bullet in the pistol, pointed the gun of the black hole at the mouth of the most rebellious, and persuaded the soft voice:
"If you don't want to eat a gun, just rush to eat the food on the plate. Nima is eating fast."
I am extremely worried that if we don't eat, these foods will be cleaned by the bodyguard team, and they will not calm down.
In front of the mouth, there was a voxil-like sea cucumber residue. He saw Peng Duos’s fiercely swearing at himself with his gun. He expected to have no life, so he shouted his heart and shouted:
"When I stop, I will die for the country."
Pick up the fork and poke a sea cucumber into his mouth.
Other crickets have paid attention to the forerunner, and the eager eyes seem to be something from the forerunner's body.
"Sleeping, too hard..."
When I squinted, I was going to shout "It’s too hard to eat." Pentos seized the trigger and threatened: "Hurry up and say good, or kill you."
"Too... too unbelievably delicious."
Pouting and sorrowful helplessness, mourning to change the mouth, I do not know when, two lines of turbid tears have flowed down the cheeks, relying on this expression of grief-like resentment, it is estimated that at least the top three in "China's good voice."
Inspired by Pentaxus, other bodyguards also swarmed, and each pointed their guns at the back of the heart, asking them to taste the delicacies of the mountains and seas.
So twenty people all shed tears.
"Ah, I heard that the greatest food can make the taster feel tears." Xiong Yaoyue looked forward to the outside world. "We did it, we did it."
Amy did not show a particularly happy look.
"Oh, it should have been like this. I am obviously a cooking sage, but the kitchen is greasy and dirty. I have to take a shower when I go once. I am in trouble."
After "proving" that she is good at cooking, Amy completely lost interest in them, and told Pepsis to dispose of it freely, put it back into nature or bury it in the pit, and follow him.
Under the intimidation of the muzzle, after eating the dark dishes of the big table, we exchanged tears, the five senses were twisted, the hands and feet were twitching, the pupils spread, the gas was much more, the gas was less, and the eyes were all dead.
Pentis took the initiative and gave us a lot of laxatives and vomiting medicines. These fake bodies were strong and strong, otherwise they would have tossed back and forth, and they had already gone back to hate, and no longer had to go to the streets.
After waiting for their situation to stabilize, Pentax was enthroned and sent to each person for 1,000 yuan, and threatened:
"The food you have eaten has been poisoned. If you want to die, you will report it to me at a fixed location every day. I will give you an antidote at that time, but this antidote will take a total of seven or forty-nine days. It works. If one of you takes this out, everyone should not want to take the medicine."
We were afraid that these people had guns at this time. At this time, they nodded and said, "Don’t dare not dare." In addition, they probably believe from the bottom of their heart that the table meal was poisonous, otherwise how would it be? So bad.
Putting down those who are afraid to go back to work, Xiong Yaoyue and Amy have since believed that their cooking is completely master-class, but the food is not very particular. Xiong Yaoyue even suggested that some friends in the class should be invited. (such as the big horn, squad leader) come and try your own craft.
The big horn came over to make it a shame of snow, and called the squad leader to come over, to boast about the "food god" of the second (3) class.
Nima, this is a good murder. Even if the squad leader eats your food and is not poisoned, he will be mad at your wasteful behavior.
Anyway, at 9:30 on Saturday, I and Xiao Qin gathered in the zoo in the city center on time.
In the parking lot, I saw Amy's car. She and Xiong Yaoyue seemed to have taken a step earlier.
Will it be met with the other party during the gardening process?