Chapter 501: Lively Zoo

Dongshan Zoo is located in the city center and is the largest public zoo in the city. Due to the richness of the park and the diversification of the park, it is still profitable in the current national zoo, and even spares the opportunity to rent the pandas at the Beijing Zoo. Attracting customers (especially foreigners like Amy).
I was not particularly interested in the pandas. When I was in the fourth grade, my dad had taken me to the Beijing Zoo. I saw only the national treasures poke the dirty to the tourists, and they simply ate bamboo and never looked back. It is really super disappointing.
In addition, the Panda Hall of Dongshan Zoo has to collect tickets separately. I always feel that it is not worth spending 20 yuan more. It costs only 15 yuan for all other animals.
"Do you like pandas?" When I bought tickets at the ticket office, I explored the tone of Xiaoqin.
Xiaoqin is too late to talk, and the middle-aged woman who is a ticket seller disdains: "Even the Panda Pavilion is not willing to take a girlfriend, do you have such an object?"
She did not ask me for advice. She made a claim to buy the tickets for the Panda Pavilion.
I am very disgusted with her strong buying and selling behavior, even if you make sense, you should let the customers choose their own, and even if you temporarily change your mind to go to the Panda Pavilion, you can buy tickets in the park yourself, you can’t do it. Buy it here.
Is it the ticketing task issued by the superior, it is like the moon cake factory used Wuren moon cake to send the employee a bonus, how much is sold by himself.
So I waved my hand to tell the ticket seller that I don't need the ticket for the Panda Pavilion, and pointed to the signboard next to the ticket office, "10 yuan below 1 meter 4", said to Xiaoqin:
"You can measure it, maybe you can save 5 dollars..."
"Ye Lin classmates bullied people." Xiaoqin hugged my arm. "I am shorter than Ye Lin, but not so short. Now many pupils are more than 1 meter."
It is also said that there are not many people around me who are 1 meter tall. Amy can meet this condition, but she does not need to save the five dollars, and she will never admit that she is still in a child's body.
I spent 30 yuan and purchased a garden ticket without the Panda Pavilion. I and Xiao Qin followed the zoo's circular artificial river and started the first appointment.
Xiao Qin wears a white tunic dress with a visor on his head and a pair of bones that don’t have bones.
After staying in front of the sika deer cage for a while, I suddenly found that behind the rockery, the gangs sent by Xiao Qin’s father, the fat tiger and the thin leopard, were staring at us sneakingly.
It’s really a ghost. We don’t have to come in at the zoo. What kind of danger can we have at the zoo? It’s the nickname of both of you... Be careful not to let you go out by the staff.
Suddenly thought that Amy was tracked and protected by 004 and 005, probably this kind of mood.
Xiaoqin seems to have discovered the existence of Uncle Hu and Leopard, but it has not been exposed, and I will not exist when they do not.
Since I have been training Sparta myself, the zoo has always been a strange place in my childhood. I have revisited the place and made a lot of new discoveries, and my mood has followed suit.
Because it is a weekend, there are a lot of zoos, so some animal performances that are not usually performed can be seen today. For example, two orangutans performed a boxing match with a glove. The winner won a bunch of bananas and made everyone laugh. Le, a male elephant performed a hind foot rotation from the ground, stupid and clever, taking the "contrast cute" route, also received a warm welcome from the audience.
But after watching the elephant turn a few laps, Xiaoqin concealed his eyes, as if he was very shy.
"What happened to you." I asked strangely.
"Yes... elephant elephant~~~~~~" Xiaoqin’s meaning is unclear.
I went back and saw that it was discovered that during the rotation of the elephant, jj was also following, and Crayon Shinchan once sang "The elephant elephant is why your nose is so long", referring to jj, really The jj of the elephant is very exaggerated. It is up to one meter in estrus.
"Ye Lin is like an elephant..."
If you live in a mouth, if the human thing is as long as one meter, it is already a monster. If you think about the problem of congestion of the cavernous body, if you are one meter long, you will definitely have impotence. The average human is so much blood.
In order to prevent Xiaoqin from saying more unreliable, I took her hand away from the elephant show and came to the nearby "alpaca" cage.
The so-called "alpaca" is the "grass mud horse" of one of the top ten beasts. Since the grass mud horse was born on the Internet, after the day, many zoos have introduced a lot of means to attract tourists. The Dongshan Zoo is especially unwilling. There are no fewer than ten alpaca in captivity.
Because the alpaca is not very threatening, the railing here is not too high, but there is still a wooden signboard that reads: "An animal is in estrus, over the railing, at your own risk."
I didn't take it seriously. I thought that this is the same as KFC's "sliding carefully". It is the responsibility of clearing the responsibility. It will be written all year round, but I can see it inside the railing.
Really estrus, under a thick bowl of a bowl, a grass mud horse is licking another grass mud horse, no shame, you can't wait to do it after the darkness is closed, there are many small beside The child is asking parents: "What are they doing?"
"Fighting." Parents are generally so confused with children, the children will not think that they are born in the world because of their parents "fighting."
After retreating from the alpaca, I decided to go see some beasts. After all, for Xiaoqin, who is a saber-toothed tiger, it is better to look at some of the similarities.
As a result, there was a weird exercise at the Tiger Stadium.
The tiger, which was locked behind the tempered glass, held the glass with his front paws and looked at the outside person with a blank expression.
In the prehistoric domestic animation "No Mind and Unhappy", I was unhappy at the end of the time wearing a costume to play the tiger.
Some people are playing tigers in front of them, but his tiger is not showing his face, and his body is full of tiger stripes.
However, it is not like a real tiger at all. It is similar to the Tigger in "Winnie the Pooh".
This sneak sneaked away from the grass for a while, then stood up and walked out, looking around, as if to be jailbroken, attracted the crowd to laugh.
At this moment, a gunman wearing a black security suit ran out and aimed at the jumping tiger. He slammed an anesthetic bomb without a needle, and the tiger jumped and then was working. The person was carried away on the stretcher.
"Listen to my mother, Japan has done similar exercises, but it is used to educate gorillas not to run away."
Xiao Qin said on my side.
Was it the education of tigers? The IQ of the tiger is not as high as that of the gorillas. You can't understand your "behavioral art" at all, and you can't find a more realistic tiger costume. The cartoon jumps the tiger and has two legs. Walking, the tiger may mistakenly think that he has only two legs to walk, trying to challenge the position of the "spirit of all things", will be shot by an anesthetic gun.
The onlookers also thought that the behavior of the zoo was meaningless. At this moment, the climax came, and the Tigger was sent back, and he came back with him, and there was another Wu Song who was dressed in Beijing opera.
Everyone was horrified, I saw the recapture of the jumping tiger, and walked on two legs to try to escape. At this time, Wu Song screamed and jumped out. He held the tiger and punched, punched, punched, punched, punched, jumped. The tiger threw the street again and was carried away by the stretcher.
Wu Song stood up and stood up, and the real tiger in the tempered glass was cold, as if he was asking: "He understands, do you understand?"
Understand your sister, how can you be sure that this tiger is the direct descendant of the tiger on Jingyanggang, you are fat and bouncing, is to want to wake up the family memory of this tiger?
The tourists naturally laughed and stomachache, saying that the zoo leaders were out of reach, and they also called and sent MMS to friends and colleagues, so that they could also appreciate the grand occasion of Wu Song.
Later, I realized that this was the deliberate publicity campaign of the zoo director. The purpose was naturally to attract social attention and attract more tourists. Not to mention, the effect was very good. Several TV programs reported this news, even Dad. I mentioned this to me on the phone. I can foresee that the head of the money-making head will once again be full.
After that, I took Xiaoqin to see the white peacock who refused to open the screen, and the monkeys who thought that the peanuts were not good, only the pistachios, and then the peanuts were fed to the camels. You, the fallen bourgeoisie Monkey, look at people camel to eat much more.
Because there were more males of the same age in the zoo, Xiaoqin was nervous at first, but as her attention gradually shifted to the animals, she became more and more happy. When she fed the seals to the seals in the aquarium, she mischievously seals the seals. When I jumped up to eat fish, I took a seal from the seal to make a commemoration (fast hand speed). In order to compensate the seal, the rest of the fish was fed to it.
The dolphin show is also a special favorite of Xiaoqin. She specially waited for half an hour, just to grab the front row position in the next wave of spectators. When the dolphins top the ball and the drill ring, even if it is splashed by sea water, it is not care.
I thought that when I was eating at the restaurant in the park, I might have met Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, but they probably had better food, so they didn't appear.
However, when I went to the toilet after dinner, I met the hopping tiger comrade in the men's toilet.
That's right, that is the one who plays the tiger in the performance art performance of the zoo.
He put the semi-detached tiger skin on his body, showing a ridiculous gesture of half man and half tiger, and this guy is actually my acquaintance.
Xiao Ding of the pet hospital.
"I rely on, how come you put the tiger up." I asked him with a smile.
Xiao Ding shrugged. "When we graduated from the Agricultural University, we might have come to work at the zoo. Today I came to see a teacher who was a consultant. As a result, he asked if I was interested in making extra money... So I pretended to be a tiger.

After a few jokes, Xiao Ding suddenly asked me: "Who is the girl who is with you."
I suddenly felt a little guilty: Xiao Ding and Zhao Dafu joined me and Shusha several times, acknowledging Xiao Qin’s girlfriend status, I became a big radish.