Chapter 3614: goddess

Luffy smiled and said, "This uncle, I am really drunk. I actually regard the behavior of the sow as a shame."
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Otherwise, isn't this strange love between people and pigs a scandal?"
Luffy nodded, "Well, that's right. The sow raised by the uncle has a relationship with the human being, the silly cow. So, isn't it a shameful behavior? The uncle also feels guilty for raising such a pig in his own family. Isn’t it normal to feel ashamed? However, I always feel that the uncle is a human, so why feel guilty for a pig? After all, the feelings of pigs are beyond his control."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "That won't work. After all, he raised the pig, so he is responsible for the pig doing this kind of thing."
Luffy laughed, "That's why the uncle beat the pig angrily. But I always think that pig is innocent. It's just a pig, although it has crossed the thunder pond and fell in love with humans. But, With the IQ of a pig, how can it understand that humans cannot accept the ugly things done between it and the silly cow."
The village chief smiled bitterly, "Okay, you two stop first, let me continue. Here, the uncle feels that he has worked hard for several years, and he actually raised such a pig that made him faceless. It feels very faceless. But On the other side, the silly cow was slanting his eyes, grinning, and listening to the uncle’s complaint in dissatisfaction. The silly cow was listening to the uncle’s grumble, and rolled his eyes from time to time. The expression of the silly cow at this moment is already very I was dissatisfied, but the uncle was angry and did not notice the impatience on Silly Niu'er's face at all. The uncle didn't even notice that Silly Niu'er was almost patiently listening. Silly Niu'er was so easy to hear the uncle's muttering. He coughed twice, and opened his mouth slowly, uncle, I know you are my elder. I also know that I shouldn't hit you, but-uncle heard this, he immediately got mad, and said in surprise, huh? Do you mean you? You said you shouldn't hit me, and you said but, it seems you still want to hit me? Silly Niu'er smiled, not that I want to hit you, I should hit you. Uncle listened to what the Silly Niu'er said, Look at the silly cow looking at herself with a gloomy face, shivering, son, are you crazy? I'm your uncle, your elder. Why are you saying you should beat me? Silly cow Sneer, uncle, I hit you because you should. Because you hit my goddess. Uncle was startled first, and then laughed, goddess? What are you kidding about? You didn't raise me. The sow is a goddess, right? Silly cow angered, what are you laughing at? Is there any mistake in saying that? Why can't I regard it as my goddess? If you can all regard your wives as your own goddess, then Why can't I regard that pig as my goddess? When the silly cow roared these words, the expression on his face was serious, but the uncle wanted to laugh. However, the uncle knew that this kind of time must not be Laughing, because laughing at this time is likely to cause the silly cow to get angry and fists at him. Although the uncle is an adult, the silly cow is only a thirteen-year-old child, but as the saying goes, half-old The child killed someone. Although the silly Niu'er is still young, he has developed after all, and the uncle is not young. If the two are tough, the uncle may not be able to take much advantage. At that moment, the uncle carefully looked at the silly Niu'er. Stature, but I have pondered a lot in my heart. Since the odds of winning are not great, don't do it lightly. Uncle thought of this, and immediately decided to use it with the stupid cow instead of being hard. In fact, the reason why the uncle is talking with the stupid cow He was waiting for the village chief to bring people back. But waiting left and right, the village chief never came back, he was a little anxious. Want to go, but worried that the silly cow would hold him tightly, so , The uncle is very entangled now. He hates, hates the village chief who never returns, hates the village chief who left him in the pigpen, facing this strange family of three alone. The silly cow waited for a long time and saw the uncle. Talking, the anger is coming up again, anger, bastard, you are talking. What do I ask you now? You fools can treat your wife as a goddess, so why can't I treat that pig as my goddess? Uncle cough and cough, silly boy, this question is easy to answer. The reason is simple, because humans and pigs are different Yes, human beings are divided into men and women, and the beauties among the women are called beauties. Those who have so many love experiences are regarded as goddesses. It's very simple.
As for pigs, pigs are not divided into men and women, but according to male and female. Silly boy, you see pigs are divided into males and females, so female pigs cannot be called goddesses, do you understand? The uncle had just finished talking and was interrupted again by the silly cow. That's enough, don't talk about men and women in front of me. I love it, whether it is a pig or a woman, I love it very much anyway. In my opinion, it is my goddess, do you understand? Seeing the silly cow's serious appearance, the uncle almost didn't laugh out loud, but at this time, the uncle must not laugh, the uncle had to stop laughing, cough and cough twice, alas, that, I should How do you say it? Now that you believe that the pig I raised is your goddess, then it's up to you. Although I raise a pig, you can call it whatever you like. Silly cow sneered, no, uncle, you have to change now. Stop talking about sows. The uncle was surprised, Damn, it was originally a pig, if you don't let me call it a sow, then what should I call it? Silly Niu'er smiled, uncle, you should be like me, call it-goddess. Silly Niu'er deliberately emphasized the word goddess, and after finishing speaking, he deliberately didn't turn his head and looked at the sow. At this moment, the sow was still lying quietly in the pigpen, her black eyes staring at the silly cow and uncle without blinking. The uncle looked at the affectionate gaze of the silly Niu'er, and then at the sow, she shivered and nodded, yes, silly boy, you are all right. It is the goddess, your goddess. The silly cow laughed, no! Uncle, you made a mistake again. It is not only my goddess, but also your goddess. It is the goddess of all of us. The uncle was completely frightened, but at this time, apart from echoing his voice, he seemed unable to do anything, so he had to nod his head. Yes, it is a goddess, the goddess of the whole village. At this time, the silly cow was happy, and suddenly jumped up high, and the piglet he was holding in his arms also creaked. Of course, the reason why the silly cow chuckles is because the uncle was forced to describe the sow as a goddess, and the little pig squeaked and was frightened by the sudden behavior of the silly cow. "