Chapter 3615: Excuse

Luffy laughed loudly, "Emma, ​​this time, I really didn't laugh. Under the pressure of a silly cow, the uncle promised that the pig is a goddess. This is simply the funniest joke I have ever heard. ."
Mo Yue smiled, "What are you laughing at? Seriously. Actually, think about it, it's nothing ridiculous. Luffy, you should think so, because the idiot treats that pig as a lover, so in his opinion , The pig is the goddess, since the pig is regarded as the goddess-oh, how can I describe it here. It should be said to be the opposite sex, since the pig is the opposite he regarded as the goddess, of course, he also wants himself The goddess was recognized and loved by the villagers. So he would force the uncle to treat that sow as a goddess."
Mo Yue smiled, "Well, it's really interesting. A silly cow regards a pig as a goddess, and I am also drunk. He also asked the uncle to regard it as a goddess."
Luffy smiled and said, "You have to figure out that the purpose of Silly Niu'er now is not only to force the uncle to regard that pig as a goddess, but he wants the whole village to regard that pig as a goddess."
The village chief laughed, "Okay, stop talking. Let me go on. The silly cow is like a child who receives a gift from Santa Claus, jumping high happily, and his arms The little pig also kept squeaking out of panic. The silly cow and the little pig, one person and one pig, all creaked non-stop, all in a very excited appearance. However, the uncle can I was not so happy, but I was so scared by the silly cow's appearance. The uncle saw that the silly cow laughed endlessly, he immediately coughed and smirked, I said, the child, the uncle is suddenly in a hurry and needs to go to the latrine for convenience. Not as good as you A family of three stay here for a small gathering. I'll go to the latrine and come back later. The uncle will leave after speaking. Of course, his intention is not to go to the hut. He wants to drive away now because he feels like he is a fool This kind of mentally retarded staying together, the more I stay together, the more I feel uncomfortable all over, I just want to leave him as soon as possible, and I don’t want to listen to him saying stupid things. In fact, the uncle is worried. If I stay, I’m afraid the idiot will say something. To be more ridiculous, I want to grease the soles of my feet and leave it alone. The uncle’s idea is really good, and he intends to slip away while the silly cow is smirking. Unfortunately, the uncle just turned around and was stopped by the silly cow. Now, hello, uncle, where are you going? Uncle heard the laughter suddenly stopped behind him, and it was expected that there was no good thing, and as expected, a sharp drink came along. Uncle had to stop, turned around, and looked angry. The silly cow smiled awkwardly, oh, that, I have a stomachache now, I want to go to the hut to make it easier. The silly cow snorted coldly, without saying a word, still looking at the uncle coldly. The uncle was looked at by him. No, I lowered my head, didn’t dare to look directly at him, whispered, okay, I’m really anxious, I can’t help it, I’m sorry. After finishing talking, I ran away with my stomach and oops. But I didn’t run twice. When I stepped, I felt like I was tripped under my feet, and the uncle just ran forward. The fall was a heavy fall, and his chin hit the door frame, which made him cry. His eyes overflowed. When he held his chin, stood up, and when he looked up, he saw the silly cow standing in front of him triumphantly holding the piglet, and he couldn't help but suddenly realized, huh? I said you. What the are you doing, kid? You tripped me up? I’m your uncle. You’re so disrespectful of the elders by doing this. Silly cow smiled, yes, uncle, you’re right. I’m a junior , You are an elder, I shouldn’t have tripped you, but now, you lied, so I had to stop you with this disrespectful means. Uncle knew that his lie was seen through by him, but now, also Only continue to pretend, so I still bluff and authentic, huh? Lie? I didn't lie. I did have a stomachache, and I was anxious to go to the latrine. After that, I hummed my stomach again. Silly cow coughed and coughed. Sounds, uncle, stop acting. Although I have a low IQ, I can still see that you are lying. Uncle shook his head, no! I didn't lie. It's true, my stomach hurts, I really can't help it. If I stay any longer, I'm afraid I will—silly sneer, oh, I understand. If you stay any longer, you have to pull on your pants It's a child, right? The uncle flushed with embarrassment when he heard such questioning, but at this point, he had to nod his head, right. I really can't hold it anymore. Although admitting this kind of thing in front of a fool, it really hurts face. But at this moment, he can only admit, yes, yes, I can't hold back. The silly cow smiled, uncle, you can't even lie. If you really can't hold it back, then when I tripped you up just now, you would already be unable to hold it back. Silly Niu'er looked at the uncle with sarcasm. The uncle stared at his face carefully, and even had an illusion. He suddenly felt that the silly Niu'er might not be as stupid as the villagers thought. He should also be thoughtful. The silly cow coughed twice, sternly, enough, uncle, speak, I want to know your answer, come on, tell me you are lying. The uncle looked at the silly cow’s hot eyes and could no longer tell lies. It seemed that his hot eyes had a kind of hypnotic power, which made the uncle unable to lie, and the uncle could not lie to him anymore, so he had to whisper, yes, you guessed it. Yes, I lied, I am not in a hurry now, I don't want to go to the hut. The silly cow laughed, oh, uncle, did you finally admit that you lied? So now, here comes the problem. Why are you lying to me? Hearing what the silly cow said, the uncle was completely awake, and it was too late to change his mouth. Silly cow sneered, uncle, just say it, why are you lying to me? Uncle, ah, for a long time, stammering and authentic, I just talked casually. The silly cow laughed, um, just talked casually, and then ran away. Uncle, isn't your intention obvious? Your purpose is to escape, right? Then the idiot didn't wait for the uncle's answer, and he said to himself, um, it was clear that he was making up excuses when he said that he was anxious, and then he turned and ran, just wanting to escape, absolutely correct. Since he was seen through by the silly cow, the uncle didn't want to argue any more, just whispered, whatever you want. What are you talking about. The silly cow hugged the pig, walked around the uncle, sneered, ah, just talk about it, a good excuse. However, I want to remind you now that you don't want to go anywhere. Just stay here honestly. Uncle sighed, but I always have my own business to do, I can't always stay in the pigpen. You know, I have a lot to do. "