Chapter 3616: Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid?

This time, the village chief did not wait for Luffy to interrupt, but went on.
"Silly cow sneer, eh? Do you have a lot of things to do? What are they all? Uncle coughed and coughed twice. I said silly boy, do you think I am the same as you? I am so busy every day, Before dawn, I got up to play pigweed on the hills. After finishing the pigweed, I returned to the pigpen, chopped the hogweed, mixed the pig food, and then fed the pigs. After feeding the pigs, I would go to the mountains to carry water. You know, The river at the entrance of our village is very dirty and cannot be drunk. The silly cow smiled and said nonsense, who said that the river at the entrance of the village is not clean. I bathe in the river every day. Why did I not find the river water dirty? Uncle sighs, who can compare with you? You can pick up things in the garbage dump. You can naturally drink the dirty river water. If you are a careful person, you should know that the villagers have never I don’t know how to draw water from the river. People in the village always go to the mountains to bring spring water back to drink. Silly cow sighed, um, when you said that, I seem to remember. When I was still living at home, My father often goes to the mountains before dawn to carry water. He comes back from carrying water before going to work every day. My father is also a busy man. Uncle smiles bitterly, okay, I'm very busy, you know Yes, I have to do a lot of things every day. I don’t have time for a moment. For example, I am planning to go to hogweed now. Silly cow sneered and hogweed? Uncle is telling a joke? Haven't you been hogweed this morning? Uncle knows that he has made a mistake and hurriedly covered it up, oh, um, I call for tomorrow, you know, I will do this when I have time, today I have more time, I can go to the mountains again and call more Piggrass, save it until tomorrow, breakfast for my pigs. The silly cow said angrily, that's enough, you lied again. Uncle, I've been in your pigpen for many days. It's not a couple of days. Oh my god. I have observed you. You basically feed all the pigs weed on that day. Regarding the breakfast of those pigs tomorrow, you will go up to the mountain to feed the pigs when you get up the next morning. Am I right? Hearing this, the uncle was a little panicked, but he still tried his best to conceal, um, that, you said well. I basically feed all the hogweed that day to the pigs. Because I want my pigs to eat fresh every day Piggrass. But now, I want to change it. I want to beat a little more piggrass, dry it, and then feed the pigs in winter. Silly cow sneered, no! Uncle, you are lying again, it's only the early summer, now the pigs The grass is still very short, fresh and tender but not luxuriant enough. This kind of pig grass is not suitable for drying and collecting. As the silly cow saw through it again, the uncle was speechless, so he had to cough and stammer, okay. I know you don’t plan to let me go, I understand. The silly cow smiled, just knowing. In my opinion, your purpose of lying is to leave here, but I won’t let you leave. You have to stay Stay with me here. Uncle sighs, silly boy, I also want to stay with you. But I really have something to do. For example, I have to go to the mountains to carry water. After that, I have to go out again. Silly cow Take two steps, catch up with him, hey, wait a minute, you can't go. Uncle frowned, what's the matter? I'm going to carry water, why are you still stopping me? Silly cow sneered, uncle, you can't go , Maybe you have forgotten Yes, you have already carried water this morning. But I haven't forgotten, I saw you come back with water. The smile on the uncle's face froze, coughing and coughing, embarrassingly, ah, I am old and I love to forget things, you see, I obviously have to bear water, but now, I have forgotten everything. Silly cow sneered, no! You did not forget. You know that you have been carrying water, you just want to lie, you want to say that you forgot, but in fact you are just hiding it. Uncle smiled bitterly, well, I just said that, I have seen your purpose. You just don't want me to leave here. Silly cow sneered, um, yes, I really don't want you to leave here. So don't make any excuses. Talking about playing hogweed or carrying water is all nonsense, you don't need to fight hogweed or carrying water at all. Moreover, I can tell you that you can't go anywhere now. Can only stay here obediently. Uncle smiled bitterly, I said the child, look, your child has just been born, it needs the mother very much, it needs to lie in the mother’s arms like other babies, quietly enjoying the afternoon sun and mother’s caress, maybe there is A sense of security brought by the body temperature of siblings. It is just a newborn baby, it needs these, you should return it to its mother. I can see that it is hungry. It’s a cute little guy, isn’t it? You shouldn't leave it hungry, return it to its mother. The uncle said a lot in one breath. Silly Niuer just looked at him quietly, as if the scientific researcher was staring at the chemical reagents in the test tube. It seemed that he was expecting what would happen after the two chemicals were fused in the same test tube. What's happening. When the uncle saw that he was not speaking, he immediately stepped forward, stretched out his hand, boldly patted his shoulder, hey, I said kid, did you hear what I just said? I let you go back to the sow, oh no, we should say, you should go back to your lover and return your child to him. I think this child needs to stay with his mother very much. It's still small. It needs mother's caress, stays with mother and siblings, and feels their body temperature and smell. Because the body temperature and smell from mother and siblings can give it a sense of security. He is a good boy and a good boy. You shouldn't let him be frightened. The silly cow coughed twice and sneered, um, that's great, I roughly understand what you mean, you want to distract me. Uncle smiled unnaturally, what do you mean? Spread? I didn't mean it. Silly cow sneered, no! You really mean that. You asked me to give this child to its mother, then, it's very simple. If I take the child back to its mother, then I must turn around and walk back. Then you will take advantage of my time to go back, sneak away or run away, so that I can't catch up with you. This is your wishful thinking, right? The uncle was taken aback and opened his mouth wide. Where did he want to get it? The fool standing in front of him could explain his wishful thinking clearly, and he didn't even make a mistake. He did think so, he really planned to take advantage of it. The silly cow took the piggy back and fled in a hurry. But now, since his plan has been spoken out by the idiot, what else can he say? Just staying there for a long time before squeezing out a word, I said, child, are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid? "