Chapter 312: It's still warm!

I was impeached for no reason, and the hapless urged tomorrow to go to the morning court. It is really his mother who is sitting at home, and disaster comes from heaven!
"Gante's old Cui dog! Deception is too much, Cao! Kicked you to death!"
Li Zexuan's ‘wave’ and ‘dangling’ were on the laneway home, and his heart became more irritating. He saw what kicks and kicks on the road, because there are not many pedestrians at the moment, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to suffer such a sudden. ..
"Master is back!"
When he walked to the ‘door’ of his home, the Three Treasures came up first and said.
"Well, did you send Li Yu over?"
Li Zexuan nodded and asked casually.
"Go back to the young master, sent it over!"
"Well, that's good!"
Li Zexuan waved his hand and prepared to return to the house. Suddenly, he halted in his footsteps, retreated, and waved at the Three Treasures: "Three Treasures, come here! Master, I'll'explain' something to you!"
"Master, you say!"
Sambo heard the words and ran over excitedly and said.
"Go... hey, come in and talk, come in and talk!"
Li Zexuan realized something was wrong as soon as he came to the mouth, and he quickly took the Three Treasures into the mansion's gate, so Li's servants saw such a scene full of "foundational love" from a distance: his young master and the mansion Jia Ding, under the big locust tree in the front yard, was discussing something sneakily. One person kept talking "Beep Bili", and said and gestured with his hands with his hands, while the other opened his eyes completely. It's a silly look like'forced'.
"have you understood?"
"Ah~? Master, this...isn't this too...too wicked~?"
"Lack of your sister! Do you still want to do it~?"
"Um, the young master calms down and calms down his anger, let's go for the younger ones, but if this is revealed, the master is afraid it will not be easy to explain!"
"Your special mother's pig! I didn't let you go personally! You won't cover your face, and secretly hire a few people to help you recruit~?"
"Yes, yes, what the young master said is, that little one is gone!"
"Wait, I haven't given you any money yet! Where are your special mothers going~? Your kid has a bad head today! Go to the steward Wang for a hundred sticks, there is not enough!"
"Ah~? Master, how can I use so much~? Ten quintessence of money is enough!"
Sambo almost knelt, he said bitterly.
"You kid knows what a fart, the more money you have, the bigger things will be, and the happier master I will be! Master, I don’t need money! You will be rewarded if you do it well! Don’t go!"
Li Zexuan slapped the back of the Three Treasures and said angrily.
My own dog’s legs are not good, too honest, not arrogant enough, not in line with my own identity!
"Yes, master, the younger one will go right away!"
Seeing that his young master was a little impatient, Sambo didn't dare to hesitate anymore, and hurriedly ran away like a rabbit pulling his legs. He still cherishes the identity of Li Zexuan's top dog's leg.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
Li Zexuan saw that the maidservant Ding in the distance looked to this side with a "gossip" look, and he scolded angrily.
Suddenly, Jiading maid disappeared in a hurry.
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The next day, five quarters in time.
Some people are still asleep, but some people have already gotten up. People who wake up so early are only the ministers who caught up with the early court, except for the traffickers and pawns. So from this point of view, the court officials and the traffickers actually have something in common, that is, they both need to get up early.
But today is a little bit different. Because the fleet going south will start in the morning, after today’s morning, all the Beijing officials of rank 5 and above will go to the pier in Bashang, the eastern suburb of Chang'an, to see off the army.
"Hmm~! Madam, you can buy more'meat' food in the future, our family won't have to live this poor life soon, haha!"
Shengyefang.
In a dilapidated and small courtyard, Cui Shanyou drank gruel and ate green vegetables, and said with some dissatisfaction to the middle-aged Mai ‘woman’ opposite.
"Master, you are not talking nonsense~? With your salary, how can our family afford'meat' food~?"
Mai said "women" with a strange face.
"Haha, my eyesight is short-sighted! It won't be long before the old man will be able to return to the family~! What do you want then~?"
Cui Shanyou laughed proudly.
"What~? Lord, what you said is true~?"
Mai's "woman"'s voice has increased by octaves, and she is extremely excited, even using "you", which shows that she is very concerned about her family identity.
"Of course! The specific husband can't tell you now, you'll know after a while!"
"Yeah, come, master, eat more!"
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"Madam, I went to Bashang for my husband. Today, your Majesty specially called me to the morning court, so I may come back later. You have lunch first, don't wait for me!"
After Cui Shanyou ate breakfast happily, he was about to go out ‘door’. Of course, this ecstasy does not refer to the ecstasy of food, but the respect he received from his wife, and finally he can ‘stand up’ and be a man.
"Okay, master, go slowly!"
Mai's "women" said quickly.
"Hehe, silly tiger, let's go! Go to Bashang!"
Cui Shanyou waved his hand vigorously, leading a crouched young man, ready to go out the'door'.
With Cui Shanyou being so poor, how can he afford a horse and a carriage~? So he got up earlier today because the distance is far, so he has to leave early!
"Ouch~!"
Cui Shanyou opened the dilapidated courtyard'door', and just took a step, almost "flying" out.
"Master, hehe, what's wrong with you~?"
The guy named "Silly Tiger" seems to have a real problem in his brain, his master has something wrong, he can still "hehe" smirk this ‘force’, I really don’t know how many episodes he can "live".
"It seems like you have stepped on something soft~! Silly tiger, please help me, sir, my eyes are not so good! Oh, I have stepped on the other foot too!"
Cui Shanyou didn't care about the silly tiger's untimely smirk, maybe he was already used to it.
It's just that when he moved like this, his other foot immediately stepped on a soft object. At this moment, the genius had just been "blinded", his eyes were dim and "flowered", so naturally he couldn't see anything. Can ask silly tiger for help.
"Hey, sir, I'll help you see it!"
The silly tiger chuckled and ran over quickly.
"Hurry up, what did you step on~? Could it be a poisonous snake~?"
Speaking of this, Cui Shanyou immediately broke into a cold sweat, even the elders would be afraid of snakes!
"Hehe, no, sir, you stepped on shit! Hehe!"
Stepped on shit! Shit! Up!
Hey, hey your mother!
Cui Shanyou has a look of Sparta~EbookFREE.me~ Even though he has become accustomed to the silly way of speaking, at this moment, he still feels that the word "hehe" is extremely harsh.
"Outrageous! Outrageous! At the feet of the emperor, someone dared to pour this filth at the'door' of the old man's house! Really outrageous!"
Cui Shan was shivering and his beard was about to curl up. Nobody could stand the at the door! But what makes him even more unbearable is yet to come.
"Hey! Master, this is not someone else's poop, someone just pulled it, you see this is still hot!"
It's warm! Now! Too!
"Oh~~Wow~~!"
It’s no wonder that Cui Shanyou’s ability to withstand it is poor. It’s really that the picture feels so strong. Cui Shanyou couldn’t help it anymore, ran to the corner and started to vomit. It’s just that he inevitably stepped on a few more during the run Tuo shit!
"Huh~? Master, what's the matter with you? I haven't finished talking yet! I can see that this was caused by a child. Look, how fine the roots are! Hehe!"
"Oh~~! Live...Shut up! Oh~~~!"
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One day, when Xiao Ming went to the toilet, tmd'smoking' a cigarette, and suddenly felt uncomfortable in his throat, so he spit on the stool, and then watched the saliva continue to be drawn, drawn, and drawn until she touched the stool. , Getting thinner, thinner and thinner, broken... He bounced back into his mouth again, and then the whole person stayed.
Quack~~Do you guys think the picture is very strong! ! !
If you were eating when you read this chapter, then the knight can only say sorry~~! 23333333
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