Chapter 313: Did you eat **** in the morning?

Cui Shanyou returned home in embarrassment and changed a pair of shoes. He didn't even care to take another bath. He hurriedly lit the lantern, bypassed the countless "landmines" in front of the door, and carried the "shit gas" to Changan. Go to the east gate.
As for where the "landmine" in front of the door came from, he has no time to investigate it now. He wants to wait until the morning comes back, then go to the people in Wuhou Mansion and let them investigate!
If you let the old man know who is so wicked, you have to look good! Cui Shanyou thought bitterly.
"Oh~! Great! Haha! Now you can buy sugar people to eat~!"
In the small alley west of Cui Shanyou’s house, there were about forty and a half children gathered. One of them was a naked, sturdy boy. After seeing the disappearance of Cui Shanyou’s master and servant, he jumped up excitedly and shouted. Exclaimed.
"Haha, old man Cui stepped on my papa just now, can Xiao Wu get a hundred more bounty this time?"
A six or seven-year-old boy wearing rags and linen, with a bun on top, asked the older boy just now.
"Little Five, it's so dark, how can you see clearly?"
The older boy asked depressedly.
"Of course you can see clearly! If you don’t believe Brother Qinu, you can go and see. Xiao Wu also left a mark next to the papa in the scorpion. That place is half a step away from the door. Xiao Wu specially chose it there. The old man must have stepped on it!"
Hearing that the older boy didn't believe him, the little boy named Xiaowu hurriedly asked him to take a closer look.
"Hmm, let go, we'll just wait for Brother Biaozi to come over, and he will come later!"
The big boy hurriedly broke away, and he didn't want to suffer from the smelly "mine field"!
"Brother Biaozi is here~!"
"Brother Biaozi is here~!"
Two surprise sounds suddenly sounded from the children, and then the crowd was automatically divided into two sides, and a shirtless, sturdy man came over with two young young men.
"Hello Biaozi!"
"Hello Biaozi!"
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More than forty children bend over to say hello to the big guy in unison. It looks like this big guy is walking around with a bunch of little kids, which is quite funny.
"Well, it's not bad. I saw it by the side just now. You all did a good job. My Biaozi always talks and doesn't pit your money. Promise, two hundred wen per person, let Old Man Cui step on the doll. One hundred more rewards! Second Lin, send money!"
Brother Biaozi thrust in his waist and shouted loudly.
"Yes, boss!"
A small attendant responded quickly.
"Thank you Biaozi!"
"Thank you Biaozi!"
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The little kids jumped up excitedly when they heard that they were really going to pay.
"Quiet and quiet! Don't provoke others!"
Biaozi hurriedly yelled, and then said: "Today you are going back, and you are trying to feed Lao Tzu one by one. If you want to shit, I will give it to Lao Tzu to hold it back. Tomorrow morning, we will come back to Old Man Cui to have a meal. It's still the price then, have you heard it clearly?"
"Listen clearly!"
Hearing that they could earn another money tomorrow, the children quickly agreed. You only need to pay a tuo of "xiang" and you can get a few hundred words of income. If you don't agree to such a cost-effective transaction, wouldn't you have a problem with your head?
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The same thing happened almost at the same time in other corners of Chang'an City. Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yanyu, Zheng Zhanli, and Sikong Ling Hao, the seven impeachment doctors of Li Zexuan, who joined with Cui Shanyou. Without exception, they all suffered from seedlings and "glided" one after another.
"Nine Tianchang opens the palace, and all nations pay homage to Mianqi"
Chang'an is located on the Yanbank of the Wei River and the northern foot of the Qinling Mountains. In the planning process, Chang'an City embraces the ideological concept of the unity of man and nature.
There are no rivers in Chang'an City. There are only canals that connect the rivers between the city and the suburbs and man-made or natural pools such as Qujiang Pool. Outside the city of Chang'an, there are rivers, namely Wei, Jing, Feng, Lao, Chao, Fu, Chan, and Ba rivers. This is what people often call "Eight waters around Chang'an"!
Therefore, in terms of transportation, Chang'an, as the capital of the empire, is extremely developed in both water and land transportation.
The Bahe River originated in Lantian County and is located to the east of Chang'an City. On both sides of the Baqiao, five miles of embankments are built, thousands of willows are planted, and tourists are rubbing their shoulders. It is the magnificence of Chang'an. Whenever the spring is full and the spring breeze blows, the catkins fly all over the sky, smog, and become a major landscape in Chang'an Baqiao. Bahe has a wharf as well as an inn called "Ba Ting", where people usually greet and greet guests, say goodbye, and fold the branches and willows as gifts.
Li Zexuan also came to Bashang a long time ago today. He was very speechless to Li Er. Why did he make a "Fifth-rank and higher-ranking official to come to Bashang to see off the army"? Isn't it good to just come to the fifth grade or above? Li Zexuan felt that he was targeted.
Alas, a good weekend vacation, it's so cold! Should I also suggest to Li Er someday that the double break system should also be brought to the court? After all, "government workers" in previous lives also need to rest on weekends!
"Haha, it's been a long time since you guys have seen you! If I don't find you, you don't know how to take the time to greet me?"
A huge force came from his shoulders abruptly. If it weren't for Li Zexuan's stabilization, he would probably be slapped into the river by this slap. Don't look at it, only Demon King Cheng could do such an unfocused thing.
"Uncle Cheng's lesson is that the kid didn't think well! I invite you to come to the manor with Uncle Qin for a drink!"
Li Zexuan was very helpless to this crazy, "old and disrespectful" Cheng Yaojin, and could only follow his words and said.
"Hey! No need to change the day~! Count the days, your kid is about to get married, and then I will go to your house to have a big meal! Haha, your kid is not allowed to hide privately~www.mtlnovel. com~ If you have any good wine and food, I have to bring it to the old man!"
Cheng Yaojin patted Li Zexuan on the shoulder, haha ​​laughed.
"Zhijie, how can you do this to an elder?"
Qin Qiong on the side could not help frowning.
"Hey, Brother Qin, this kid is considered his own family, why should he be polite to him? Huh~? What smell? Why is it so smelly!"
Cheng Yaojin smelled a foul smell as he spoke. He sniffed his nose and turned his head around to find out the source of the smell.
Li Zexuan also smelled it. With sharp eyes, he saw Cui Shanyou, Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang and others coming here. He smiled knowingly, pulled Cheng Yaojin's sleeve, then held his breath and stepped forward and arched his hands. Smiled:
"Yo~! Isn't this Dr. Cui, Dr. Orange, and Dr. Sima? How early are you?"
"Well, Li Siye, you are early too!"
Cui Shanyou is not in a good mood today, he just pretended to arch his hands, and simply greeted him, and no longer wanted to speak.
The others didn't even say anything, they just bowed their hands.
Li Zexuan didn’t care about his face, but he cursed that there was little JJ who stabbed these people behind his back. He suddenly pinched his nose and exaggeratedly exclaimed,
Well, eh~~! Dr. Cui, why are you so stinky? Did you eat in the morning?"
Did you eat in the morning? Eat shit? Shit?
Li Zexuan’s cry was louder, Cheng Yaojin was close, and he heard the most clearly. Old Cheng’s eyes widened in shock, pinched his nose, and pointed at Cui Shanyou and others:
Bah, you are insulting gentleman. It's insulting to Sven, even eating shit! Nah~~! It's too stinky, I can't stand it!"
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