Chapter 2:
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Realistic Mary Sue
- 吕天逸
- 1797 characters
- 2021-02-25 11:15:29
When I remembered that the author jumped into the dark every day on the forum, and caused himself to encounter this inexplicable incident, Ye Xi's anger didn't hit him.
Angry hair curled up!
Ye Xi jumped angrily on the bed with a little curly hair on her head: "As for me, don't I just pick something wrong!"
In fact, the domineering president's fleeing bride is not a well-written stubble. After all, the web is mainly to entertain the public without much high-end content. Ye Xi also signed an author who wrote a similar subject some time ago, but his writing is smooth There are no serious common sense errors, and the rhythm is refreshing and easy to master. Although the stalks are relatively thundery in general, the written text is not only thunderous, but quite popular. However, the author of "Grand Prix: Escape of Marriage 99 Times" is exactly the feeling of not graduating from elementary school. The setting is exaggerated to have no logic, so Ye Xi gave her two opinions when she refused to sign the visa. First, the setting Too exaggerated, many settings seriously violate common sense of physics and biology. Second, the characters' emotions should not be handled properly. The process from resisting to falling in love does not have a reasonable storyline, but just keeps running away-collusion Men's match-Get back by jealous attack-Run away and hook up again Men's match-Get imprisoned with furious attack-Run away and hook up more men's match-Imprisoned by blackened attack more tightly, repeat this process After the vicious circle, he suddenly rejoiced, unable to convince the reader.
Ye Xi felt that although he was not cute, he didn't say too much, but the author was so angry ...
I knew I would jump up without saying a word! Whether she can make progress! Ye Xi cried without tears and touched her curls.
At this time, the electronic male voice of the machine rang again, and asked Ye Xi for any other questions.
"Uh ... there is a problem." Ye Xi sighed and asked, "How can I find you in the future?"
Electronic male voice: "You can click the help button in the upper right corner of the interface."
Ye Xi looked at the upper right corner. There was indeed an image of a button suspended in the void. Ye Xi tried to reach out and press it in the air, asking: "This?"
Electronic Male: "Yes."
Ye Xi also asked, "I still have questions. Do I need to go through the plot of the whole novel to return to the real world?"
Electronic male voice: "You can detach after reaching level 99. This is the only detachment standard."
Ye Xi: "That is to say, as long as the task reaches level 99, even if the plot of the novel is not over, can you go back?"
Electronic Male: "Yes."
Ye Xi thought for a moment, and then asked, "I confirm, this world is virtual, that is, the characters in the plot are not real people?"
Electronic Male: "Yes."
Ye Xi was relieved.
Because he remembers that the protagonist in this novel is very unruly. The whole article has been entangled with endless menswear. If everything is virtual, as long as he is crossing the holographic rpg game Just fine, even if you do something bad to accomplish the task, you do not have to accept condemnation.
At this time, the electronic male voice added: "Your existence in the mission world is also just a brainwave. According to your definition of" real person ", you are not a real person at this moment."
Ye Xi patted his chest, knowing that he wasn't really walking through, and his mood was a lot brighter in an instant.
Your real body should still be sleeping in the bedroom!
Thinking of this, Ye Xi asked, "Yes, am I stepping on the bed under my feet?"
Electronic Male: "Yes."
The speculation was confirmed, and Ye Xi was helpless: "So big?"
Electronic male voice: "According to the description in the original mission book, you live in a villa with an area of up to 2 million square meters and wake up in the middle of a 40,000 square meter bed every day."
Ye Xi: "..."
A playground with a standard track of 400 meters is nearly 10,000 square meters, which means that this bed is equivalent to four playgrounds, and the villa itself is equivalent to 200 playgrounds left ...
Ye Xi was dizzy in front of her eyes, and determinedly, "I would like to ask again, wouldn't your world really have all the details set by that novel?"
Electronic Male: "The formation of the mission world is 100% loyal to the original."
Ye Xi was silent for a moment and asked, "What if I cry out of diamonds?"
The electronic male voice answered bluntly: "The probability of being injured by both eyes and causing blindness is higher than 99.9%."
Ye Xi's face instantly turned blue: "Bottom! Is this realistic!"
Electronic Male: "Yes."
Ye Xi growled sadly: "Your uncle, I'm going back!"
What should I do if I accidentally cry!
And I want to cry now!
Ye Xi bit her lip in pain, holding back tears!
The electronic male voice said indifferently and flatly: "The only way to get out of the task world is to reach the full level. It is recommended that you start the novice task first. The novice task does not bring experience value, but it can help you quickly understand the world After the end, the mainline tasks that will bring experience value will naturally start, good luck. "
This is really a very ruthless system! It's not the same as those cute human systems in the system article! Ye Xi burst into tears in his heart, but his expression was very strong.
Afraid to cry!
I don't know how long, Ye Xi's mood finally calmed down, the petals of the cherry blossoms did not fall so much, the curls became straighter, and the bladder part also faintly heard urine ...
But it's just a very vague little bit that is not worth noting.
Ye Xi glanced at the lower right corner of the interface and saw a "task" button in the same style as "help".
In any case, it is better to complete the task as quickly as possible. If one year here is equal to five minutes in the real world, maybe it is too late to rush to the company to work after rising to level 99 and leaving the world!
Ye Xi comforted himself optimistically, cheered up, and reached out a little on the "task".
A task box appeared in the very center of Ye Xi's vision, with only a few simple words: "Novice task 1: Get out of bed and wear slippers. (0/1)"
Ye Xi's first thought flashed through his mind. Can a ghost be as simple as a task? However, looking at the edge of the bed that seems far away from the sky, Ye Xi understands the difficulty of this task ...
That is, he has no idea where the slippers are!
Ye Xi bitterly hated the soft mattress and stepped on the soft mattress in a random direction. After walking about 100 meters, Ye Xi finally got out of bed.
I just walked away for a minute from my next bed! Being a Mary Sue is really not easy! Ye Xi thought with sorrow that she must sleep by the bed tonight!
After getting out of bed, Ye Xi found that this is indeed a bedroom. On the wall about twenty to thirty meters away from the bed, there is a row of wardrobes that grows left and right and can't see the head, and the bedroom door is not in Ye Within the sight of Xi.
Ye Xi's three views have been refreshed to almost no surprise: "..."
Since the beds have 40,000 square meters, it is very possible for the bedroom itself to reach more than 100,000 square meters!
This mentally retarded setting!
Ye Xi opened his interface and glanced in his heart, and found that novice task 1 was still in the state of (0/1), and no matter how you swipe, novice task 2 and mainline tasks could be found. It looks like a series of chains Task. The next task will not be triggered until the previous task is completed.
Ye Xi looked around painfully, and did not find the traces of the slippers, so he had to find his feet along the bedside. The ground under his feet was blue, the surface was smooth and clean, spotless, and the internal structure was complex and presented. Many geometrical crystal surfaces emerge, reflected in the light of the ceiling light, reflecting different shades of blue, as if walking on a frozen deep blue ocean.
Ye Xi silently looked down at the sapphire ground under his feet: "..."
Is this really digging out sapphires from all over the world and paving the ground for my home! ?
What a luxury! Can't help but applaud!
After walking along the bedside for about five or six hundred meters, Ye Xi finally found the slippers on the bedside and was very lucky to see the bedroom door on the road. Because of the smooth progress of the task, Ye Xi's mood was much better, so the previous small curls completely straightened, and the cherry blossoms stopped falling ...
"Finally found." Ye Xi sighed, put on slippers, and unexpectedly heard a cue from the ear, he opened the interface and found that novice task 1 has been shown (1/1) completed, in After clicking the confirm button, novice task 2 emerges from the task box-
Talk to the housekeeper and find the bathroom. (0/1)
I do n’t know if it ’s a psychological effect. The bladder has some urine, but after seeing the three words in the bathroom, the urine immediately surged a lot.
The housekeeper should be outside the bedroom! Ye Xi quickly walked in the direction of the bedroom door that he saw before, sighing as he walked and sighed that his sense of direction was okay. If a idiot crosses this world, wouldn't he not be able to get out of the bedroom?
Getting lost in the bedroom sounds really mentally retarded ...
A few minutes later, Ye Xi successfully walked out of the bedroom.
Outside the bedroom of Murong x Little Master, there is a corridor that can not be seen before and after. There are various world famous paintings that Ye Xi has only seen on the Internet before. The ground is still made of extravagant sapphire. Cheng, a chandelier crystal wall lamp is embedded on the wall, and a young waiter in a white shirt and black vest stands about every two meters on both sides of the corridor. All of them are young and handsome men. Seeing Ye Xi come out from the bedroom door, the waiters were trained to bow down and bowed together, hundreds and thousands of voices sounded together: "Good morning, Master Murong!"
Ye Xi was frightened by the loud waves that were enough to drain the mountains, and almost urinated on the spot!