Chapter 3:
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Realistic Mary Sue
- 吕天逸
- 2114 characters
- 2021-02-25 11:15:29
Ye Xi reflexively clamped her legs, struggling to contract the bladder sphincter.
Originally there was no urgency, but being so frightened, I suddenly became very urgency!
"Er, good morning everyone ..." Ye Xi waved his hand mechanically.
At this moment, a male waiter who stood closest to Ye Xi respectfully walked around Ye Xi. He was very tall and sturdy, more than half a head taller than Ye Xi. The black suit closed his waist line perfectly. Well-cut trousers wrapped around two straight and slender legs, leather shoes wiped brightly, a pair of ten-fingered white knuckle hands extending from the clean shirt cuffs, and a few strands of disobedient silvery white hair hanging from behind the ears, Slightly covered the unilateral violet eyes, those eyes belonged to a nearly perfect face, the slightly raised lips corners with a touch of soft heartbreaking indulgence.
Ye Xi: "..."
This dress is not a housekeeper, right? Is Su Cheng doing this in the world! ?
As the waiter walked in front of Ye Xi, a translucent profile appeared in the air next to him
Name: Shangguan x (some meaningless characters are filtered here)
Identity: housekeeper.
Character brief introduction: The housekeeper with a salary of one billion years has served the Murong family for generations. He is a loyal dog and is obsessed with Master Murong. However, because of his humble identity, he dare not speak up. The love of the poor boy is bound to be a sad tragedy ...
Looking at this profile, Ye Xi suddenly burst out of his head.
The setting of a billion-year-old poor boy sounds really hot!
Then my annual salary of 100,000 is not similar to Paramecium! ?
At this time, Shangguan asked, "Little Master, what's wrong with you?"
The sound is very magnetic!
"Nothing." Ye Xi jealously imagined how to spend if he could make a billion yuan a year with a small volume.
Shangguan petted a grin, and reached out and touched Ye Xi's curls: "Little Master's hair is curled up, is he in a bad mood?"
Ye Xi: "..."
Feelings change through the hair at a glance, is there any point !
"By the way, where is the bathroom?" Ye Xi shifted the topic anxiously, and was scared to urinate by the shocking young master who had just been shaken by the earth. Now he needs to solve the problem urgently!
"Please let me show you the way." Shangguan bent down and saluted respectfully, turned and walked forward. His gait was calm and elegant. Every step on the gorgeous carpet seemed to be carefully calculated. Ye Xi followed in a hurry, and couldn't help but urge: "Can you hurry up?"
Shangguan looked back at Ye Xi, and unhurriedly revealed a charming smile: "Yes, little master."
Ye Xi immediately wanted to fight him!
The two walked in a labyrinth-like villa for about ten minutes at a race-walking speed. It may be due to systematic arrangements along the way. Shangguan has been telling Ye Xi the family history of the Murong family, but he has no mood because of urgency. Listen, I only know that I have six cool and handsome brothers. Their names are longer than one, and one has more control over the lifeblood of the global economy. And they all love their youngest brothers very much. !!
A lot of pets like his elder brother and so on, set by Mari Su of the bad street, Ye Xi thought absently while wiping the fine sweat out of his forehead, and some collapsed: "How far is it?"
Shangguan replied politely, "Back to Little Master, you are half way."
Ye Xi's face was painful: "Is there only one toilet in the house!"
Shangguan replied in an incomparable tone: "Back to Little Master, yes."
Ye Xi was suddenly worried about the excretion of thousands of waiters standing on both sides of the corridor!
No, depending on what the quest world says is urine, maybe the waiters don't need to excrete.
But at this moment, what needs to be worried more is Ye Xi's bladder-it is about to burst!
Although it is not a big deal that Ye Xi thought that doing shame in the virtual world, these story characters are really exactly the same as real people. They can't see that it is a virtual npc. Ye Xi repeatedly gritted his teeth. The waiters urinate everywhere in their respectful eyes, and have to wriggle and urinate, and quickly walk behind the steward and head towards the bathroom.
A quick walk from the bedroom to the bathroom took me 20 minutes alive.
The door of the toilet is two opposites, which is brilliantly designed. When Ye Xi is here, the two waiters at the door push the door one by one. There is a diamond toilet, a diamond bathtub and a pure gold a few meters away from the toilet door The washstand, the three are very dazzling under the reflection of the wall lamp. On the way from the door to the toilet, there are still two rows of waiters standing on the way. Each waiter has a silver tray on his hand. Toothpaste, toothbrush, nail clippers, soap, body soap, toilet paper, wipes, bathrobes, etc., all kinds of things that may be used in the bathroom ...
There is actually a waiter next to the toilet playing the violin!
"..." Ye Xi stood at the door in a mess in the wind.
Do not! dare! Come in!
The steward bowed gracefully and said, "Little Master, please."
Ye Xi stomped his feet straight: "Can they all go out?"
Under the gaze of hundreds of people, will definitely not pee out! ?
The steward smiled softly and gave a ringing finger, and said, "They all step down, and I will personally serve the young master in the toilet."
Ye Xi said quietly: "You also step back."
Don't think I don't know you have a crush on me!
housekeeper:"……"
Hundreds of people went out of the toilet in a mighty manner. Ye Xi was struggling, taking small steps, holding his legs, and sprinting at the speed of 100 meters to the toilet. Regardless of the pity diamond toilet, he took off his pants He took out the pee and urinated heartily. At the same time, a gorgeous seven-color rainbow appeared between Ye Xi's pee and the toilet water!
Ye Xi looked at his colorful urine in horror.
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, with clear and distinct streams of water!
"Crouching!" Ye Xi shook her hands in shock and almost put this liquid rainbow bridge on her feet!
... Can it be said that my eyes have grown seven eyes?
Wouldn't it be like a shower! ?
After solving the important problems, Ye Xi inspected his little brother and was very relieved to find that there was nothing special about his body structure, only one eye, unlike a shower, and did not know how to divide it. Seven different colors of liquid ...
"Hey ..." Ye Xi sighed sadly, sitting on the diamond toilet with her chin, feeling very tired.
It's so troublesome to even go to the toilet. How will we live in the future!
Ye Xi has never missed his cramped single apartment so much ... He pondered for a while, opened the system interface and clicked on the help. The cold mechanical electronic voice appeared: "Hello, how can I help you? "
Ye Xi full of hope: "Excuse me, can I have a toilet next to my bedroom?"
Electronic male voice: "No, basic settings cannot be changed."
Ye Xi asked again: "Then I am so rich, can I buy a small house?"
Electronic male voice: "No, there is no similar plot in the original."
Ye Xi despaired: "Do I have to go that far every time I go to the toilet?"
Electronic Male: "Yes."
Ye Xi growled: "This setting is not scientific at all!"
The electronic male voice was silent for a moment and said, "The wish of the grievance creator is to let you experience the original setting in person to prove that the setting in the original is achievable and logical and scientific."
"..." Ye Xi closed the help interface with a blank face.
Revenge, this is naked revenge!
Ye Xi was worried for a while, and decided to drink less water later, so he opened the system interface again to view the task.
The second novice task has been completed, and the third one has come out--
After washing, go to the restaurant for breakfast. (0/1)
Ye Xi understands that these so-called novice tasks are actually the daily tasks that Ye Xi will perform in this task world every day. The system just lets Ye Xi be familiar with the daily life in the future by way of task release.
Ye Xi stood up from the diamond toilet, walked a dozen meters to the pure gold sink, and looked at the glasses.
After waking up, things happened so quickly that Ye Xi had never considered whether his appearance had changed. So he was quite surprised when he saw the mirror.
-The person in the mirror is still himself, but he looks better.
Ye Xi is actually a handsome young man in the real world. She belongs to the fair and handsome type, and is especially popular with young girls. When she was in junior high school and high school, she was a school grass. There were two cute little pear vortexes with a smile. . At this time, he in the mirror was like a beauty filter. The facial features were not obvious enough to be seen at a glance, and the person was still that person, but it was more delicate and better-looking than before, and it was warmer in the bathroom. Under the light of the yellow light, the lip is more red and white, and the eyebrows are dark. It really looks like a male protagonist who does not eat the fireworks from the novel.
Fortunately, it hasn't turned into a particularly strange appearance ... Ye Xi looked into the mirror for a while, and was quite satisfied with his image in the mission world.
This is the first good thing to happen today. Ye Xi feels better, brushing off the cherry blossoms on the sink, washing her face and brushing her hair.
After washing, Ye Xi pushed hard to open the heavy door and walked out of the bathroom.
The housekeeper still gracefully waited outside the door. When Ye Xi came out, he greeted the front road: "Little master, it's time to go downstairs for breakfast."
Ye Xi broke his shoulder and asked, "How far is the place to eat from?"
The butler held an impeccable smile and said, "It takes about ten minutes to walk over."
Ye Xisheng followed the housekeeper relentlessly: "..."
Ten minutes later, Ye Xi finally approached his destination.
I have walked for half an hour since I woke up, and I am very appetizing.
"Master, please sit down." The steward led Ye Xi and sat down on the side of the long table that looked like a 200-meter runway. There were eight people beside the table beside Ye Xi. One of them was an elderly couple. According to the system, Ye Xi knew that they were the parents of this young master Murong, and there were six legendary brothers who were more handsome than one, but because the table was too large, everyone sat too far away from each other. , So I ca n’t see my face and ca n’t speak, the scene is very anxious.
Ye Xi: "..."
What to do is not polite to say hello to the elders, but it ’s also rude to shout and yell. Do you want to walk over and ask for peace? This time, it ’s a stupid walk of nearly 400 meters. !!
Ye Xi was at war with the heavens and men. The waiters responsible for delivering the morning took brisk steps and walked on the silver trays. Ye Xi eagerly sucked his nose thinking that he would eat a luxurious meal. , Smelling the aroma in the air, watching the cream soup, black pepper steak, foie gras, caviar, pasta ...
Ye Xi's stomach groaned indignantly.
Regard him so much, let's talk about eating first! Ye Xi thought so.
In the next second, Ye Xi had a silver plate in front of him, and in the plate was a colorful flower petal, and the petals were still stained with bright dew ...
Ye Xi was struggling, and a crystal goblet was placed next to it, which contained half a glass of water.
The steward was very loving and admiring the tone to Ye Xi: "Little Master, these are just the flowers that have just been picked for you from the garden. Today, the cherry blossoms and the rose flowers are the mainstays. Xueshui, are you satisfied with this? "
Ye Xi smelt the smell of fried steak in the air with green eyes and asked, "Who is the steak for?"
The steward smiled, "To everyone except you."
Ye Xi: "..."
Housekeeper: "Your weekday food is always flowers and snow in the mountains. Why?"
Ye Xi's eyes were dark, almost fainted!