Chapter 1664: New year, modern and ancient entertainment, food contest.

"Chinese New Year~ Chinese New Year~"
Like the scream of a duck being murdered. If the duck can speak Chinese.
A loud noise came from the army of Sao Nian who were over ten years old and under fourteen years old, and then through their equally young friends, they finally put an end to the incomprehensible nonsense of the respected people of the abs family. .
"boom!"
The sky just went dark, and the wind was coming from all directions. The quiet night has just come to an end: from the numerous large old and new fireworks on the edge of the large square that are lit one after another, that is, the chain effect of dominoes, this time, the sky is illuminated by colorful flames and fireworks. replace.
Children under the age of ten stop all kinds of behaviors, play, overeating, coquettish, and slapstick, all become a kind of raised faces...oh, usually fat faces, small fat faces. Looking to the sky, due to the good gravity and body, the saliva quickly filled his chin.
"Chinese New Year, start eating and drinking. Hurry up, happy new year."
He Longhao talked very excited nonsense. His perfect and powerful hand touched a huge famous wine as big as three meters high, the size of which is as big as a sea bowl. Ordinary people need machines to open the bottle cap with a fingernail. Just remove the bottle cap brutally.
He didn't pour the wine for others, but drank it by himself, and the sound of "gudonggudong" continued.
But the people at the same wine table didn't care about him. Just now, the old men were holding sacred documents used by the ancient emperors to worship their ancestors and were talking endlessly. Not to mention foreigners on the scene, such as Babama, who has always been smiling and often showing, he claims to be "a loyal and good friend of the Chinese people."
Not to mention Mr. Super Chinese Tombama, even the native Chinese can’t understand...
His mother. What did it say?
But it's okay, you can eat and drink as soon as you sit down, so it's considered a theater.
The current time is seven o'clock in the evening, and the He Ming family was eating and drinking two or three hours ago. Up to now, the fat and fat loli have almost eaten, and they have begun to enter the mode of having fun while eating and drinking. That is, the main life mode at home except for sleep, three meals, afternoon tea, and supper.
Children can't control themselves, especially those with powerful gods and demons who have created a fascinating history in this universe. Infant fat baby.
Eat and eat, He Ming didn't drink too much, but after eating and drinking, the New Year officially began. He was immediately attracted by various entertainment programs. Standing from the chair, he even began to levitate thirty-four centimeters above the ground under the global live broadcast.
This is a big venue for the real Chinese New Year. There are more than a million people in the entertainment industry, from modern entertainment to ancient entertainment. For example, Beijing opera, ancient royal song and dance troupe, famous ancient song and dance, such as the majestic Zhou Dynasty, Spring and Autumn Song and Dance, such as the famous "Hu Xuan Dance" of the Tang Dynasty. There is also the famous song and dance "Neon Feathers" starring Yang Yuhuan.
He Ming and many men like to watch Hu Xuanwu. Spike the girlhood of the old era or the new era. I have to admit that the lives of the people in the Tang Dynasty are very lucky.
Of course this is an enhanced version. At least the Tang Dynasty couldn't find so many girls with slender legs and big breasts.
Don’t think so. The program is called "endless." It is said that the "indecent" songs and dances of the African cannibals are also searched for. They have been carefully trained for a long time. The cost is not hundreds of billions of dollars in the old days. Among them, the brain pill of genius is indispensable with the numerous high-tech, high-tech equipment and so on.
The major squares are divided into spaces, large or small, with different venues and stages. The places arranged for the elderly are opera, classical singing and dancing, and European and American special shows for young people to quickly burn hormones. African Americans and superhuman blacks are indispensable in their dresses, exposing huge and powerful perfect muscles, especially the overgrown lower belly area. In the end, I will definitely not forget to sprinkle some new perfume as rain dew.
The speed of the performance is basically rap that even Superman can't understand, such as "Your horse blows pipes to the old man in my four super races!" This is a Chinese translation.
It's like Michael likes to play mysticism dances, there are a lot of them everywhere, "unknown" cosmos people will think that the walking of stupid monkeys has become a little advanced. The extraordinary degree of sanctification is far from killing mortals? Michael Jackson's life is the most peak moment.
At the end, there is the Girls' Generation, and the most local mainland artists, crazy people who make a living, and a bad private life, but there are tears in the corners of the eyes. There are gold powder and pure gold powder in the corners of the eyes.
Naturally. All performances are at the top level on earth. It is no exaggeration to say that these people regard the Spring Festival of the Abdomen Brothers family as the highest masterpiece of their performance career, and for this they have carefully prepared every second they can use.
He Qingqing really likes to sponsor art, and outstanding people are rewarded a lot. This is also one of the important reasons why the people of the universe smuggled the earth.
And He Ming’s surgery gave artists the opportunity to express their talents to their fullest, or to replace talents with diligence and eventually stretch the distance without being affected by the face and body, and to be sentenced to death immediately. Therefore, the true elites and true entertainers stand out, at this moment. Come to the scene here.
Otherwise, it's like a guy who didn't make progress in the old days, and the reputation of the past is no longer the result of being eliminated immediately.
The performance industry is the largest surge in the new era, but the competition is also very cruel, and waste is completely eliminated.
Among them, the film and television industry can also beat soy sauce, as long as one's appearance stands out, such as a stunner, but also willing to admire one's ass, beautiful buttocks, and clearly coquettish but noble and elegant art. Then it can maintain its immortal status.
Of course, it’s better to find a super gold master from the acting career. Super gold masters usually go to the men of the abdominal muscle family, the "bad" men, the super lucky guys who are born in the hanging silk, and the handsome in the past. Rich, red n generation, go and go, it is either too stingy or there is nothing you really want. For example, red n generation will never be too mentally disabled to give a Ma Zi Superman quota.
Dad, grandpa will definitely hack him to death. He is far more "innocent and lovely" than the "red n generation" in the street literature. You know that high-ranking cadres are already waiting for a civil war to fight for a superman, and the descendants of the fool give a share for picking up girls? Well, first the whole family fell out. In the above, the "organization" screamed.
What the writers of street stall literature must not understand is that the reason why a modern country is a modern country is that it is not in the hands of a single person. If you want to eat a piece of cake in a class in a class, I believe the whole class will glared at each other. Fist intersect.
Some stall literature is so stupid that it describes modern countries as dark medieval times. The red n generation always kills people and plunders endlessly.
See you, God, it has been famous since the founding of the country. The really stupid monkey kneels and licks countless famous thugs...what does it look like? Is the gangster still the gangster? Only a few dozen lives? , How can you challenge the protagonist without making hundreds of millions of lives?
Although the various performances are wonderful, it does not hinder the quietness of each wine table, if you do not want to hear the exciting music. Each wine table is surrounded by four devices similar to vertical speakers surrounded by a square. It can slow down a lot of external sounds, and the internal sounds will not be affected.
So much so that among the thousands of guests, it is still very quiet, only the sound of a wine table.
He Ming "stands" watching the performance while eating and drinking. There were originally more than 20 people on his wine table. Superman's wine table is very huge, covering an area equal to about half of the basketball court, so all the waiters who put food on A robot that can extend a long manipulator. The dishes are served like the positioning of a precise clock.
Now there is only size ho. There are also Zhou Qingyun, Zhou Xuewei, Zhou Mu and their baby son and grandson, Niu Niu and Fatty.
Everything else went to socializing. Especially the children of the little wives are scolded by the elders. The New Year's gifts are received in piles and piles, all of which are placed on top of the large suspended objects that have just come out, like the moon platform.
Like a beautiful floating island in the sky. This is a place to put a lot of gifts and make the best use of space. Flying up and down with King of Superman can be used to place gifts, and there are also TV crews of King of Superman to shoot. Of course, it is indispensable that the chicks who are just Superman life but the super beauty anchor, pester the King of Superman to help them go up, and when they fly up, they must use their butts to rub the key of the long-time favorite goal.
Usually Superman beauty anchors attack Nencao and Nenzi. After all, this is the best boyfriend, marriage partner, and partner.
Don't believe that foreigners' view of love is so "innocent". Foreigners can work hard and have a lot of calculations, among which the "happiness" of the lower body is particularly important. Weak rich men are not as good as strong rugby players, who are the "little white faces" of the United States and the Western world. So the new generation of Hollywood male stars are idols only if they are physically strong. What about the little white face blown down by the wind in mainland China in the old era? cut!
The setting of floating islands can also add the feeling of on-site celebrations and fairy banquets. After all, it looks like a fairy island.
"Dad eat!"
He Renai flew again, flying stoutly. In front of He Ming, a small fat hand used a skillful chopsticks to hold a Mexican-style 100-layer meat barbecue roll for He Ming. He Ming saw the layers at a glance. The stacked rolls contain large pieces of roasted meat, peppers of various colors, and various seasonings. The whole kebab is as big as a small suckling pig. It is also difficult for adult men to use chopsticks.
Because Superman’s food weighs at least five kilograms, it is generally kept within 50 kilograms, otherwise it would be a waste of time.
"it is good!"
He Ming took a big bite and took a big bite. Fatty is too fat, Lolita likes to give him food, of course, the premise is that they have to eat so that their belly is swollen, and their mother will not give permission to give him food.
But under normal circumstances, for example, now that He Ming ate a third, He Ren'ai couldn't help it anymore. With a mouthful of saliva, he took care of delivering food to her own mouth. He was actually even more ruthless than He Ming. It took a few bites and two-thirds of the roast was rolled into the mouth.
Not only that, He Renai quickly chewed food, her entire face looked like a particularly fat large groundhog, and even a pair of extremely beautiful eyes that were like a light source were narrowed.
"So cute, mom loves you so much!"
Watching the whole process, Zhou Qingyun, Zhou Xuewei, Zhou Mu laughed and looked up and laughed. He Ren'ai's biological mother Zhou Xuewei couldn't stand it anymore, and she hugged the fat Zhengtai. Starting from his big and lovely forehead, she kept kissing with a few "pommies", and finally had to play with He Renai.
He Renai stopped chewing and made a very cute happy expression, Zhou Qingyun smiled again. "Fat and fat can make facial expressions. It's so cute!"
However, Zhou Xuewei, who was crazy in love, lasted only a few tens of seconds. To be precise, she was intimacy by pinching time, because He Renai still had a lot of food in her mouth. If he is not allowed to continue chewing, he will soon become a sign of howling.
The mechanically operated Superman wine table slowly turned, and He Ming grabbed different flavors of Mexican food and ate and drank, which is characterized by large pieces of barbecue. He appreciates this.
He Longhao continued to drink, but it didn't take long before he was framed by young family members and went to drink desperately together. Among them were the young relatives of his sisters. He also needs to deal with one family after another, his wife's natal family, and his wife's classmates. Wife's... annoying!
After eating and drinking, He Ming was caught by a male elder again, accepting various interactions of dazzling and completely unfamiliar handsome men and beauties. Wine and food are the best interactive products. The elders with the attribute of "madness" even started to fight wine and food competitions.
This is also one of the most important goals of Alien Superman. Maybe not one of them, because it would be easy to miss so many people who want to pick up girls. How can you accurately target the female members of the abs family or unmarried members? If you accidentally got on the girl who is a male member of the Abdomen Brothers family, you will have to escape from China.
"The 10-minute Big Stomach Super Food Contest is about to start again here. Come here, Abdomen will participate. The top ten will have a superman award. The first prize is a superman king award! Abdomen Come out! Remember not to use strength, energy, and to become huge. You can only eat and drink in a normal way."
I don't know if it is a member of the Abdomen family, or a follower who is naturally proficient in such skills. Anyway, He Ming is sitting on a long row of large tables. In the center, there are famous wines on the left and right. The food in front of him is characterized by large portions. For example, in the old days, only a biohazard could buy super fat chickens.
Artificial fat chicken with fresh meat. There are not so many bones, no pores, disgusting oily skin, etc., at most only delicious crispy oily skin, and no chicken heads, chicken necks, unless you want to eat chicken heads and chicken necks, but this kind of food is more expensive Food is not easy to manufacture, and it is generally manufactured by private factories rather than by large national factories.
National major factories and Abdominals Food Company will not manufacture chicken heads, chicken necks, etc. with complex processes and a small market.
If you love to eat poultry, you can just buy related meat.
There are two tables on the opposite side. It is sixty to seventy meters long. One can seat fifty people, that is, one hundred people.
"I participate, I participate, I participate!"
"I must participate!"
The two rows of tables were immediately full of people, most of which were well prepared. Now the foreigners who have been a "thunder blow" before a drop of water enters, they are full of confidence, knowing that they only need to use the Chinese idiom "Damn no "Long-eyed" natives can compete.
Don’t look at the Superman of the China Alliance, and don’t watch the abdominal muscle brother eating and drinking under the global live broadcast, which inspires the food industry. Various beverage industries such as Master Kong occasionally sing happily because the abdominal muscle brother is drinking again. The various beverages of the Master Kong series that are "you deserve it" are far from the old-style Master Kong beverages.
And none of them are contestants in the Big Appetizer competition, at most they are amateur contestants. Professional food is a more complicated contest that requires a lot of experience without low brains.
And I bear... the luck of the country! It is also the fate of family and country! This is an important opportunity to win the Superman spot.
As a result, what the hell, the natives of Gou Ri, the professional players come to participate? Waiting for the next opportunity ok?
A hundred Supermen participated, and only Supermen participated, and the mortals were instantly killed.
Two minutes before preparing for the game, in a fast time, gambling games around the world have been endless, very crazy.
Don’t be indifferent, the real universe is even crazier. This is a great opportunity. All kinds of good things from the Abdomen family don’t win at this moment. What are you waiting for?
"Let's eat!" One of the 100 referees ordered that in addition to He Ming and a few pretenders, he could drink a few sips. The foreigners immediately covered their eyes with curious children with their mouths wide open. , What is a big mouth, this is it.
He Ming wasted three seconds before eating and drinking. He has lost many times, but he is more confident every time. He thinks that if he wants to win, it is easy to win once, just for... a noble man like me, what? Can it be so low-level? The old guys on the Internet want to cherish every minute of me, and I must give them enough value for every minute.
Oh shit!
The reality is cruel. He Ming quickly shed a cold sweat and quickly had a big stomach for ten minutes to compete. Although his hands were fast, he swallowed food in his stomach after grabbing food, chewing about 20 times at most.
But look at the left and right, the foreigners swallow directly into their stomachs, with their hands almost reaching into their throats?
chew? That is an unforgivable crime.
In a blink of an eye, piled up like a mountain, like a hill of barbecue and chicken legs disappeared.
He just killed a mountain!
Needless to say the result, He Ming was defeated ~EbookFREE.me~ as the 90th place. The next nine were all Sao Years, Superman Sao Years, and he could only pretend that he didn't have much talent, including food. The last one was an elegant pretender. He ate the same amount of food as 1,000 super-large chicken drumsticks in ten minutes. It looked incredible, equivalent to eating ordinary people's chicken drumsticks for a year.
What if it’s a month’s worth? It must be fat.
The difference between the top ten and the champion's food is only a few dozen chicken legs, which is insignificant in the total weight of tens of millions of chicken legs.
"Let me do it!" He Longhao raised his hands and stood out. With a smile hidden deep in his fame, he grabbed He Ming's seat and sat down. Once again, he started the journey of a pit gambler, just as everyone thought he was a super hot, but...
Just kidding, foreigners and professional Chinese foodies research how to eat the most in the fastest time. How about the physical fitness of the "Superman King" under the same eating conditions?
In the past year, ten years in the underground world, they have devoted themselves to this category!
Eat, eat, eat, eat!
ps: The first one. To be continued...