Chapter 1665: Enjoy the New Year and Xiaoxiaoyanfu (Part 1)

He Longhao eats a piece of fine chocolate wrapped in pure gold tissue. After peeling the thin gold paper, throw it aside at will. There are monkeys who are willing to bend the noble waist for the pure gold "garbage" worth several hundred yuan. Throwing away the foil paper made of pure gold, He Longhao puts the very good-looking long chocolate in his mouth and chewed slowly. His extraordinary physique, terrifying power, etc., have a smile on his face that strengthens his power. It is true. The triumphant face of the odds.
Comparing the super excitement of grabbing the position quickly cooled into a mostly expressionless white man and a few black people, he "looks" really a super hot guy.   庖 Huai I locusts and mosquitoes iyàng, gamblers from all over the earth to the whole universe will no longer be a little flattering.
After all, there are few wise beings who don't take their wealth seriously.
The food was randomly selected. This time it was a lot of southern Chinese food. The main dish was a thousand kilograms of whole pork kidney meat, which was grilled by high-tech. In order to facilitate the grilling, it is specially made into a honeycomb shape to ensure that all parts of it are grilled and mature within a volume of one thousand kilograms.
Surrounding the huge pig kidney main dish, there is a pile of extra-large pork chops that can be said to be more than one hundred yuan, any piece of more than one hundred kilograms.
Then there are fried pork loin, stewed pork loin, stir-fried pork loin, braised pork loin, chili pork loin... a total of more than 3,000 dishes, each with ten bowls totaling 30,000 large bowls.
The device for placing all the delicacies is a huge long-shaped food stall, which uses intelligent mechanical processing to rotate the delicacy in front of each contestant with a turntable structure.
After eating all of them, change a group until time runs out and calculate who eats the most is the champion.
This time the Big Stomach King competition project made the yellow race very confident. He Longhao even thinks that he will win, at least not a foreigner's artless feast.
The game started immediately, and the one hundred super stomach kings suddenly entered the speed that was too fast to see their movements just now. Many foreigners, Superman's small bowls were thrown out one by one, only to see the steaming food disappear. In TV shows around the world, desperately saying that it's not a superman, don't imitate it!
The new-style porcelain bowl will not break at all, but the speed is still jaw-dropping. More than half of the earth's audience in front of the TV is close to the TV or deeply close to the computer screen.
At least it was too fast. In a blink of an eye, there were piles of bowls on the ground.
He Longhao first deals with the super-large pork kidney as the main dish, which uses a lot of ingredients. There are also a lot of ingredients, such as raw and roasted vegetables, all of which need to be eaten or points will be deducted. He Longhao used to be an exquisite table knife that was at least one meter long and similar to a Yan Ling knife in ancient times. He cut a few hundred knives and then put down the knife to grab a large piece of pork loin and stuff it directly into his mouth. It tastes so delicious. Can not help chewing up.
The onlookers around, especially the members of the Abdominal Muscle family, suddenly sounded a whirlwind from left to right: "Don't chew!" "Just eat it!" Swallow it directly. "
It only takes about a minute. The fastest foreigner has dealt with the last main course pork kidney. I saw a foreigner act the fastest. He grabbed the pig’s waist directly with a super savage action, and immediately rips it into his mouth, and then, there is no more, he kept stuffing it, and he finished eating in a few seconds. Pork kidney, He Longhao used this time to cut the pork kidney...
"Serving food, serving food!" The foreigner shouted anxiously with a lot of food.
The almost violent serving was immediately switched. Just like changing a tire at the speed of light, the original huge food stall was pushed down. Here comes the second food stall.
This foreigner eats and drinks at a faster speed. At the same time, all foreigners, including a few blacks, look indifferent, while the members of the Abdomen family and He Longhao are still desperately destroying side dishes...
He Ming glanced at He Longhao, who had "how is it possible" on his face, and couldn't help smiling in his heart. It turned out to be an onlooker. He is still too tender. How can an amateur foodie struggle with top professional foodie? Unless you incarnate a huge person, it would be more than a feather to swallow the earth in one bite.
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After more than ten minutes, He Ming was arrested by his old friend Guo Bang. The two began to eat and drink, plus talk nonsense. Discussing Guo Bang’s marriage events is also completely nonsense. Weddings like Guo Bang are not ordinary at all. A human wedding is as big as launching a war, so don’t think about operating the entire wedding yourself. Arranging hundreds of billions of drinks will annoy the groom.
"Go to my house today to sleep, lest you can't make it tomorrow." Guo Bang "affectionately" patted He Ming on the shoulder, and said movingly: "I only have you, a good friend. You should help me at the critical moment. "
He Mingdun felt that he was numb and laughed bitterly, and patted Guo Bang's hand: "Go, don’t be so numb, I am not a gay. Let me think about it, anyway, I will be in place tomorrow, you didn’t miss me. I won’t be at any wedding."
Of course, this scene is being filmed on global live broadcasts, and homosexuals from all over the earth to the entire universe suddenly feel anguished. "It hurts so much that I can't breathe. I watched you say you don't love gays~"
Although it has long been known that the abdominal muscle brother is the opposite and refuses the existence of the same sex. But still very distressed, very distressed, at least the status of homosexuality can't overwhelm heterosexuality.
Guo Bang nodded and continued to bow his head to eat and drink, because his eating process is a bit... strange. He Ming couldn't help but glanced more.
Guo Bang and He Ming were eating a steak. The steak was generally cooked. I don’t know what country’s diet is. It’s delicious anyway. In the past, it would definitely kill the so-called premium steak.
Guo Bang uses Western-style tableware, which is sharp, and the handle is a fine gold knife and fork. The action is very standard. Cut a steak on a cross, or cut it into hundreds of pieces of minced meat quickly and accurately, and then use a fork. Quickly insert them one by one and deliver them to the mouth, the chewing speed in the mouth is also very fast, so fast that ordinary people have to be careful of tongue and tongue biting deaths.
In the end, Guo Bang finally inserted a fork into the side dishes, and wiped out all the gravy and sauce in the large exquisite porcelain plate. Take it all in your mouth.
In this way, a Superman steak that was less than seven or eight kilograms was wiped out. And the porcelain plate is clean... even better than a dog licked it. I believe that the dishwasher must have met the coveted consumer.
After eating the steak, Guo Bang used Western-style tableware to make me very satisfied. But He Ming couldn't understand the dining etiquette, and the waiter immediately put away the dishes and so on.
He Ming, He Ming looked at himself, grabbed a steak and ate it. Although he couldn’t see the action, it must be like the action of a snake greedily devouring an animal, or He Ming had been facing snakes in his memory. The image and action of swallowing the frog never forget.
He Ming likes to eat the side dishes and so on. If you don't like to eat, you blow your breath and bounce the opponent to the point where you don't know.
Bullet or fall on someone else's body, he immediately pretended to be extremely innocent.
As for the plates and saucers, they were thrown around. After all, there was too much food on the table to fit the saucers. As for letting the service staff clean up? He Ming sneered. I'm sick, just throw it aside, why waste time.
He will not change his living habits, he has no thoughts or any mood to pretend to be an elegant "nervous patient".
It's ridiculous. People all over the world and the entire universe appreciate this. Because of this, at least I have the best excuse for the low-level, a universal excuse. This is freedom, and this is democracy and human rights.
"What? Something?" Guo Bang wiped out another steak, and asked He Ming politely. He Ming shrugged his shoulders. "Nothing at all. It's just that the people are worried about the world's major events in an instant. I don't know how the people live during the New Year. Okay. There are frozen bones in Zhumen's stinky road."
The laughter of big beauties, super beauties, and even stunner beauties came from this fully seated wine table.
Guo Bang snorted. Continue to eat and drink, he believes it is strange. He Ming’s nonsense and ostracism used to be very serious; coupled with his indifference and contempt for a strong physique, the university has no other good friends besides himself. The fault should be that the university is no longer worth mentioning. The Bole, those "Heaven's Prodigy" are all blind people, watching the literary prostitution all day long without thinking that the super is around.
After eating and drinking with an old friend for more than ten minutes, He Ming was dragged away by two Fei Zhengtai who finally came in through Guo Bang's girlfriends. He came to a booth full of dolls and toys. 'S fingers jumped and jumped: "I want a big puppet!"
This booth and a large number of nearby booths are the folk entertainment of the New Year that imitates the antique era. You can get a prize by shooting arrows and hitting the prize logo.
Not to mention that the well-dressed pair of men and women are still at the level of being dumbfounded and not flattering. He Ming grabbed the bow and arrow and suddenly gave a wry smile. His mother, the profiteer's toy bow and arrow, still wanted to shoot ten meters to hit the prize marker?
Yang Yuji may not be able to do it because he "cannot pull" the toy bow and arrow and his arms are too long.
He Ming started cheating and directly used invisible power to help the two fat Zhengtais get the toys they wanted, and then left quickly, otherwise the various stalls nearby would have to automatically flatter and talk, and finally use simple dolls to get incredible Wealth, this is an exchange that Chen Ziqi and other national personnel around him cannot accept.
After all, after the current lottery draws are all over, He Ming has left very few technological treasures, and he announced that it is already zero. Therefore, it is unrealistic to increase any superhuman quota and seriously damage the country's future interests.
Despite the treasures of science and technology, all the surgical products He Ming wants as much as possible, it's just my enthusiasm and time.
"Ooo~ New Year is really good!"
He Ming turned around, with three fat Zhengtais and four fat loli all over his body. He began to be dominated by the children playing around. The audience on the earth "faintly" felt that the abdominal muscles were serving the people. I'm afraid that's it. ?
Really...unbelievable, unacceptable. How can Abdomen be the king of kids all day long?
At about 8:40 in the evening, Liu Xiaolian came to He Ming and said: "My husband doesn't have much time. Let's go to Liu's and my mother's house when we are ready."
"Okay. I'll go take a pee first." He Ming nodded. Today, I am going to the homes of Liu Xiaolian and Lu Wenjing during the Chinese New Year. The two places are all said to be not inferior to the old home of Abdominal Muscles. Both places think about it. I asked the Abdomen to go with his family. After discussing it, I decided to go to Liu's house at nine o'clock. After 11 o'clock, he would belong to the Lu family.
Today's New Year is not just all night, it is the first New Year in the Superman era, the family of the abdominal muscles, the Liu family. The Lu family and other superman giants, etc., all have to go from New Year's Day to the Lantern Festival, and even a week after the Lantern Festival is fully over, because it will be school at that time.
It sounds exaggerated. In fact, it is only for pediatrics. The legendary life of Little Superman will not be exhausted from daily life, including the soul, so the theory can be refreshed day and night.
Indeed, like He Ming's wedding banquet, the real world has been cool for ten years, and it has not ended yet. It is estimated that it will not end in 10,000 years. After all, the opportunity to eat and drink for free is a truly happy moment for guests from all over the universe.
This shows how popular the rich are in the real world. Especially the generous and generous rich people.
This is also the biggest source of charm of the abs.
"Okay, then I will go to the underground world to dress up for a hundred minutes, and go to Liu's house at nine o'clock." Liu Xiaolian writhed his impeccably big buttocks and went all the way, He Ming continued to fight with the fat and fat loli. . But soon the big and small wives came up to take away the fat Zhengtai Lori. Take them and they also cleaned up and dressed up. After all, the body of the powerful gods and demons and the clothes of super material are also a little dirty.
For example, the hairstyle of the little gentleman has made the elders and screaming women enjoy the bird's nest.
"Chief, do you have free time? Then you can take care of some affairs." Chen Ziqi, who walked with me, did not know where to bring out a stack of documents, He Ming took the documents with a lascivious smile and said: "In order to cherish time, I will go underground World processing."
In fact, he was going to on the toilet. When dealing with the next affairs, it is all about signing the name with one wave.
This is true in reality. That's how it was handled. Once in the basement, I wanted to get into the Internet and kill the idiot to prove that I was absolutely right.
He Ming instantly entered an elevator full of sci-fi temperament. This type of elevator covers five squares, the number is more than 100,000, like telephone booths, but actually belongs to elevators.
After He Ming entered, two beautiful elevator service girls suddenly screamed regardless of their quality. They were pure and beautiful girls. Their two faces were completely bid farewell to the past through the best cosmetics and the beauty of female toad masters.
He Ming smiled slightly at this and said, "I want to go to the bathroom five kilometers underground. Thank you."
After speaking, he stretched out his hand and pressed the button, he didn't want to wait for two silly birds to perform the stupid behavior he had seen enough.
He has long ago and finally understood what normal beauty is.
The two elevator attendants originally served foreigners, children, and old guys who had time to become youthful and unrestrained in their minds, otherwise the science fiction buttons had instructions in Chinese with a large number of rotatable texts, such as going to the bathroom, going to the underground world to rest Place.
After two minutes and thirty seconds, He Ming stepped into a VIP bathroom, as if stepping into an astonishing hall, all made of top-grade marble, in a cold style. There is a huge chandelier that emits brilliant lights above the head. It is decorated with precious stones that would have disappeared if it were not monitored. The walls are covered with amazing value and aesthetics and amazing art.
The largest artwork occupies a wall, enough to make foreigners stunned.
There are many rooms in the whole lobby, like a silent lobby, a large hotel lobby at midnight, and even the front desk staff does not exist.
After two huge flower bonsais in ancient style, He Ming opened a room that was shown to be green and no one used it. Inside it was a luxurious room, but it was mainly a bathroom.
Important people can’t take a rest here, because they don’t meet their identities, it’s impossible for ordinary guests to enter this place. They must be ordinary toilets, but they are still ordinary toilets that cost more than billions of dollars to decorate in the old days.
"OK! That's wise."
After spending more time in the underground world, He Ming did not forget to deal with the boring signature affairs after excreting happily. The content is mainly that the state requires some necessary authorizations from the Abdominal Muscle Consortium in the Chai Ting era, and some authorizations require regular authorization.
There are also various scientific research projects signed by He Ming. Without He Ming's signature, no genius brain pills can be obtained.
It is ridiculous to say that He Ming's scientific research can manage private as well as national.
Because only he can provide genius brain pills, and some countries have a headache that makes the abdominal muscles go to the tank.
Without the abdominal muscles, no one would accept the top tank. Scientific research has to make the world chaotic, punching and kicking, and roaring energy flow.
Among the scientists now, there are superhuman king powers who don't eat dry food.
I was narcissistic in front of the mirror, and then took out the automatic dressing machine, like a huge helmet, put it on the face and let it dress up a little. hairstyle.
About ten minutes later, He Ming strolled out of the bathroom. After a glance, many rooms were already lit up in red, indicating that a lot of them were suddenly occupied. I believe some people must have come together.
He Ming didn't need a brain cell to know right away, it must be a woman, because who the a man goes to the bathroom together?
And this kind of bathroom is also the best changing room. Now that some superhuman beauties have the ability to practice, there are more kinds of changing clothes.
That is to say, the ability is greater, and there are more and more choices for making stupid.
After a few steps, He Ming’s ears suddenly stood up, because he heard something looming in reality, but there was a completely clear and bright cry in his ears. After listening for a second, he heard it immediately. It must be a big beauty. The level of crying indicates that the person must be a beautiful woman.
He Ming suddenly became interested, and he went straight to the seventh bathroom on the left, and "walked" to the room more than 100 meters away. In fact, he floated over silently.
The room was not closed, but it was automatically locked after the door was closed, unless the person inside opened it by himself, and He Ming would leave if he closed the door. He had no idea to knock on the door and said gracefully, "Why are you crying? Ah, for years In the following night, youth is like fire and hormones, and why you cry requires a little gentleness and comfort. But please you have long and thighs, and your face is charming, otherwise...the old stuff on the Internet cherish every online One minute, and I must give enough value to the old folks."
He Ming loves to peep, silently peeping, knowing his mind and then hiding his fame and fame, but this time he won the jackpot~EbookFREE.me~ he peeped...
It seems that each room, oh, the layout of each bathroom is completely different. The one that He Ming chose at will. The room just now is in the Chinese Royal Classical style, but this one is in the European Royal style. It just faces the side of the door. Ming could see the other party, but the other party could not see He Ming's position hiding in the back corner of the door.
The other person is in front of a large, very luxurious makeup mirror.
This is not the point, the point is that the "other" in front of the makeup mirror is a woman.
The key point is that this woman is wearing a black lace underwear and she should be changing her clothes. Seeing from the corner of He Ming, she is thrilling. She is huge and over 130 cm hips, wide and big, big and slender. The peach-shaped beautiful buttocks are put on the same black lace panties, and under the lace are black stockings, which are almost connected together, so the incomparable aesthetics is enhanced under the super beautiful legs.
The little brother He Ming immediately raised his power, and a voice in his mind said: "Thousands of waters and mountains, peeping is the best. You deserve it."
He Mingxin said: "The reincarnation of the universe, the wrath of the wife needs to be remembered. You should respect me." (To be continued...)