Chapter 444: Abdominal muscles talk nonsense

"what!!--"
Le Siyu's gaze shifted hard from the mutton white jade bracelet to the photo, only to scream in surprise after a glance. People from all over the world who are admiring the perfect suet white jade are seeing it more realistically at the scene, so the "audiences" who like it more are startled again.
"Auntie, what are you doing? It seems that Brother Abdomina has never been on a female anchor, otherwise I have enjoyed the taste of Brother Abdomina. He must have upgraded, and the courage will not be so small. Look at Brother Abdomina’s wives, all of them kill demons. Excuse the evil spirits!
There are such comments on the Internet and many agree with them. Really, watch an interview, dear, don’t scream in surprise
"what!!"
The next moment, people all over the world began to scream, because He Ming released a bunch of photos, all of which were unprecedented, trapped in the mirror, especially terrifying "ghosts"!
All kinds of ghosts, the more terrifying thing is that they are not the familiar and arrogant faces of human beings. The so-called ghosts of humans are more ugly. All kinds of alien creatures or animal faces are scary. Can't say anymore.
There was no sound at the scene, and He Ming quickly took out a bottle of the best drink in the universe from his backpack, daily necessities from the Green Head. Hurry up and pretend to be calm, the successful fan of the successful people, drink water tastefully to appreciate the fear of the photos being broadcast.
And I feel helpless. In fact, I really want to laugh, and then learn the virtues of anime and Sakuragi Flower Road: laugh so hard that I can’t stand up, finger the camera: "Hahahahaha, scared stupid? Scared stupid You are too weak! Looking at the photos, they were scared to wash their pants. Grandpa scared them to go home and wash their pants! Hahahaha! Weakness is just one word. Never explain."
Le Siyu was so frightened that her face was pale, and she touched her chest with her hands in a shape of a heart. But this comrade Xizi is too charming.
The staff who had taken photos for processing were also frightened. But soon someone put up a sign, "Ask the origin of the photo. Detailed process."
After taking a few deep breaths to restore his mind, the beautiful anchor laughed a few times and asked questions. He Ming naturally described the struggle of a man, a glorious proletarian fighter.
I understand everyone’s tone of voice at the moment: "Actually, I also understand everyone’s fears. I was so scared that I peeed my pants? (smiles in my heart, sure.) Then, (with a big chest, no learning A star fan of art. I didn’t go to school seriously, so I had to say then, and then... I was very talented.) I was also very scared at the time. Then, I think, after all, I am serving the people. Desperate warriors. For some things, if our soldiers don’t stand up and don’t to the evil forces, the demons and monsters say:'No' then who is speaking? If we are the soldiers of the people who do not go to hell, who will go to hell?"
A look of affection. He Ming moved himself again, and the life watched by the world of the dead laughed out of his teeth. If they have human teeth. It's so funny, so funny, so funny, hilarious.
How can a great person like He Ming be so humorous? Looking at other "people", promotion to a demigod is arrogant, indifferent, and nonsense-making "people" envy and hate!
The global people on the earth are naturally fooled. Because relatively smart monkeys, stupid monkeys, no, there are still many innocent and cute monkeys. Watching TV from this led to another climax (wave) of Anwar's red thoughts in Buddhism, because Asan believed that only Anwar's red thoughts could save the country.
So, look, Brother Abs, how, how, how touching?
In many rainy places in Buddhism, someone commented on the Internet: "Shiva also cries for Brother Ab, a real member!"
In other places, a large number of people were also deceived, such as those who belonged to small parties in Europe. After He Ming's deception and deception, they became famous. It seems that there is another ghost floating over Europe. However, some countries such as the Commonwealth of Independent States have proved that if power is not controlled, carbon-based monkeys usually play with fire.
He Ming again didn't bother to understand how influential he was. Returning to the exaggerated expression, sometimes affectionate, sometimes silent, expressing a man's lofty idea of ​​serving the renminbi, no, serving the people, and an urgent mentality.
After listening to Le Siyu, although she felt a little weird, because of a kind and dedicated female anchor, she immediately followed up: "So, although you were a mortal at the time, Brother Abdomen, because of the blood in your heart, Successfully confronted the monsters and demons."
"Yes." He Ming nodded proudly, turning the top-quality suet white jade necklace as a Buddhist bead.
Many people in China are very distressed, especially jade lovers, who are almost crazy.
Post on the Internet in a crying voice: "Please don’t torture such a perfect mutton fat white jade. Oh my God, how can it be put in a big backpack? With so many gold and silver jewelry, you are not afraid of being crushed. ?"
"Brother Abs is not afraid, oh, brother Abs is not afraid, oh, hurry up and use the nunchaku, listen to Brother Abs, if you have brother, forget her." Someone immediately followed up with a hilarious message.
Le Siyu looked at the pile of superb mutton fat white jade in He Ming's hand, with a look of envy on his face, "Then, what spoils did you get, these white jade in your hands?"
"How is it possible, just those poor ghosts?" He Ming showed his true expression, absolutely sneered, sneered.
After the incident, it was found out by relevant research institutions and classified into the very precious real expression of Abdomen, which became extremely precious research materials. After all, studying fake expressions will only go the wrong way. At the same time, He Ming is not a saint, and occasionally reveals his true expression. Especially those poor ghosts at that time, now they look so miserable and pitiful, I want to give alms.
Shaking his head, He Ming said in a serious tone: "These good things are the latest discovery (the latest idiot's meeting ceremony). In the past... a simple analogy: Can a small employee get an annual salary of 10 million? Can a rookie get legendary equipment? Those ghosts at that time were... real, real poor ghosts!" After talking, he laughed, really admiring his eloquence. What is called pedagogical heaven and human is not just a mere trivial matter.
The "audience" on the scene laughed. The Chinese people are the same, but it is difficult for foreigners to understand the "extreme" Chinese such as "the real poor ghost".
Le Siyu nodded, then just out of professional habit. There is also the character of a girl, who instinctively said: "That's it. But it's really beautiful white jade, so beautiful."
He Ming said: "Do you like it? Then give it to you."
Hand over all the top-quality mutton white jade. The shape is perfect, very beautiful, and the materials are super sufficient. Such top products are sold for tens of millions of yuan in the market.
Sheep fat white jade is the best among Hetian jade, and ordinary Hetian jade is currently astronomical, let alone so perfect. Flawless top quality can be described as the top quality of the top quality. From the texture to the carving, it belongs to the perfection of perfection.
Of course, it is a pity. In the Justice League, they are just ordinary goods, and most of them are manufactured manually. That is, the process of artificial copying to produce suet white jade. Of course, in the multiverse, many artificially produced resources can kill natural resources.
It's like a super solid diamond. In the natural world, there are no dreams.
There was a cry of exclamation at the scene, He Ming is really too generous, ah...we have nothing to say!
People all over the world screamed. There are a lot of comments on the Internet again, lamenting that the abdominal muscles are invincible in the world. Send hundreds of millions of beautiful jade as you like.
But then an interesting scene happened. It is also because of the character of Huaxia people, they are relatively modest. So even though Le Siyu couldn't wait to grab them all, she still said: "It's too precious. Then I want a bracelet?" With a pitiful expression.
He Ming once again showed his true expression of "precious". "It doesn't matter if you want it all?" I thought this person was sick? Just a bracelet for you? Humph, brother soon makes you regret it.
She gave Le Siyu a pair of bracelets, she couldn't put it down, put it on her hand to appreciate, almost forgot that she was in the live interview. But after a while, the ecstasy turned into crying without tears...
"There are still a lot, I don't bother to put back my backpack. Meeting is fate. Come, come, you, you, you, you...Four comrades, you won the prize, come up to get the best suet white jade!" He Ming With a yin smile in his heart, he pointed to four "audiences", two young men and one young girl. There is also an aunt, definitely a caregiver, or a caregiver responsible for cleaning.
The hearts of the four were beating wildly, coming up like a sleepwalking. The directors and directors escorted them away with envy, jealousy and hatred. They thought to themselves, how stupid we are, we are so stupid, we must mix in the audience anyway. Go, damn, the abs must be giving money!
Looking at each other, knowing it well, immediately enlarged the auditorium temporarily, changed clothes and sat in.
As for the reaction of the people around the world, the ridicule of the peers, let him alone! It's not watching the "audience", but watching the abs!
"Choose by yourself." He Ming just finished speaking, and the two men quickly ran away from the biggest necklace, the bracelet. The two women got a few rings.
During the whole process, not to mention the envy, jealousy and hatred of the people around the world. Some people in Jade Country China are still men, especially jade merchants and collectors. They feel very disappointed. They are like eighteen years old when they go on a date with their first love, but they see their first love being hit by a car on the spot. Death-how disappointing. Sighs, sighs, and sadness are all too weak... Only desperate loss can express the feelings of my generation at this moment: struggle for a lifetime, wind and rain, wash sand in Xinjiang every day, eat sand... In the end, it's not as good as a fool. Good luck.
Life is like a dream.
Similarly, throughout the process, Le Siyu maintained the toughest smile in his career, maybe a miserable smile? I was crying or bleeding in my heart: "There used to be a bunch of top-quality mutton white jade in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I didn't want to cry until I lost it."
Tragedy wow.
"Haha..." On his face, it seemed that he had not noticed anything, and he had done an ordinary money-spending behavior, and he was laughing wildly in his heart, regretting it! Not for you yet. My abdominal muscle brother does not show off his power and treat me as a good person! I really think it's Lei Feng, you.
After all he was doing a show, Le Siyu quickly and naturally put on a perfect smile again, and continued: "So what then?"
He Ming pretended to be deep and authentic: "Then, that's fighting, a man's battle...I have to elaborate on this point, because the demons and ghosts, the primary demons and ghosts cannot be exposed to the sun, so they can only live deep underground. For example, zombies are familiar zombies. If they are exposed to the sun or come to the ground, their bodies will burn like paper. When exposed to direct sunlight, they will be wiped out. And underground. The deeper they are, the stronger their vitality. If ordinary people want to deal with others, it is equivalent to fighting 10,000 wolves. It is absolutely nothing."
These words were just finished, and they were immediately received by various countries. Countries that mainly have supermen who have left the country illegally, such as Citi, Smecta, Guihe, Europe, etc., record a lot of one word, and analyze each word, analyze the true and false, and analyze some information. Many experts laughed. It's really timely rain, so important. With this information, we at least know one of the fatal weaknesses of the demon.
But ordinary people realized in vain that there are so few monsters on the earth. It turned out to be the function of sunlight.
However, He Ming knew that it was not the function of sunlight at all. Many creatures were exactly the same as humans, and were more advanced and powerful. After all, they are absolutely high-tech, because advanced technological exchanges are mutual. Then complete the improvement of genes and so on, perfect, the cell will not die. The light power and physique are dozens of times more than mortals, and they are other powerful beings. Then it is more powerful.
The reason for all this is that the earth is a testing ground under the control of the Justice League. In order to prevent some self-righteous neuroses like "Trumen's World" from coming to Trumen, there are some big people who still want to go to the earth to establish the third empire, for that "Hey--" So, there is no shortage of idiots. To be smuggled back. However, the closer to the ground the body collapses automatically, and it disappears in smoke before it reaches the ground.
Of course, the soul automatically goes back to rebirth, and then goes to jail. Of course, the enjoyment of imprisonment in the world of the dead is better than the enjoyment of the Earth Emperor.
Therefore, unless the strength reaches the demigod, just like the demigod and evil Buddha with the body cut off, the strength is strong enough for the law of immunity to appear on the earth safely, and the power of the gods and demons is lighter than how Ming’s little wives have no law. Loose, unaffected.
There is no way to kill a demigod in a flash, and there is no immortal life.
Then, He Ming proudly stretched out a hand and said: "So, the most important thing is to have skills." Then, there was a real fire on his hand, and his left hand turned into a palm of fire, the color of which was very Thick.
Le Siyu couldn't help covering her mouth, it was amazing, that kind of wonderful flame, "This, it looks like the sun's rays?"
"You are a smart person." He Ming looked over in amazement. He didn't expect this female anchor to have a big chest, and suddenly felt the color of the sun.
The audience exclaimed again and again that people all over the world had almost this performance, and research institutions from various countries immediately started researching, and experts were engrossed in listening to He Ming's explanation.
He Ming played with flames with his left hand, which was a few meters long, suddenly turned into a fireball, and then turned into various geometric squares. He triumphantly said: "Skills are really important. I said, I am the man chosen by the destiny. . I am not (heart: absolute) complimenting myself. The reason why I killed those demons and ghosts was because I was born with this kind of fire ability. Of course, I was not strong enough at the time to emit fire. It was just a kind of blood. Kind of flesh and blood. For example, my body cannot be approached by demons. If they are close to me, they will be killed in seconds and wiped out. Of course, powerful demons will not eat this set."
It's so cool to say it triumphantly. This is an invincible skill in the world, and He Ming believes that there are absolutely no 80 people in the world of 8 billion people, maybe not even 8 people.
With the emergence of 800 humans, the Justice League has long regarded the earth as a training center for talents, not a testing ground.
And from such a place, without the help and cultivation of the world of the dead, he was born into the world, and he became such a great person, and he is about to become Duke Sun... of course countless, countless years later. I really hope that the Sun Demon is dead, so he can eat other people's corpses to grow up.
"This kind of ability is too little and too little, and there are talents selected by the destiny. So, dear ones, don't be stupid and challenge the monsters. Believe me, they will eat you."
"Oh. Kids, don't learn. Because you haven't grown up yet." After Le Siyu spoke to the camera, she looked at the flame in He Ming's hand and said: "Brother Abs, your ability, what is the role of this flame? ?"
"In addition to killing demons and demons, there is also an important role, which is optimistic." He Ming said solemnly and extinguished the flame of his left hand. Everyone was quite puzzled. The next moment the right hand burned, and then his left hand stretched out. In your pocket, take out a cigar?
Putting the cigar on to catch up, igniting it with the flame of his right hand with a look of intoxication, and said in his mouth: "See? Such a great effect. There is no way, so convenient! No lighter is needed!"
The "people" in the dead world burst into laughter: "Too funny! And the private space of Brother Abs is still on the left hand. So put out the flame and replace it with the right hand."
As for how to use private space on earth. The "people" in the world of the dead are all old monsters who have lived for many years. How can they not understand He Ming's current identity? For him, it's just a trivial matter.
The "audience" laughed again. Le Siyu smiled. Said: "It's... a very useful function. Then, because you have this ability, what did you get later? For example, life treasures?"
He Ming extinguished the flame in his right hand and pinched out the cigar, and put it on his backpack. He didn't plan to smoke, so he seemed rude. And because this detail is a big man, it has been praised by people all over the world. It's good. After all, such a global live broadcast. Smoking openly is bad, it will teach children bad.
"Then, just like comrade farmers farming, the workers are busy on the assembly line. The identification process of our antiques is also a repetitive behavior, and it is more troublesome. At that time, I found very few treasures of life, but the leader with me was very I’m happy. I don’t care about the image and dance. It’s just that I want to despise him here. Don’t think about detaining some privately..."
With a selfless expression on his face, He Ming was "deeply" authentic.
The big guys in the meeting room in the capital laughed again. Looking at Liu Dami's expression, it was even more funny.
Liu Huo looked helplessly at He Ming on the TV, really speechless. Please, the leaders all know. Are you corrupt? It's a pity that the people who don't know the truth don't know! I have a headache now, but fortunately I didn't say my name.
really. On the TV, Le Siyu said in a resentful manner: "This kind of behavior is unacceptable. How can it be privately detained if it is a state property?"
He Ming nodded and laughed lustfully: "It's very correct. Then, it's almost the same. We went from the easy place to the dangerous place in turn. Then we discovered a terrible thing, a monster controlling humans. I want to say it. Huh?" A pretentious expression of fear.
Le Siyu became nervous again, looked at the audience, and said, "Do you want to listen?"
"Yes!" a shout. This is absolute, the relevant staff all held up signs, "Answer: Yes!"
He Ming smiled sinisterly in his heart, and said verbally: "Well, this is what everyone asked for. The story is: about a few years before we go down. There was a leader who used the secret library and was controlled by a demon on the ground. , He was alone in the secret library. He has since disappeared. When we found him, he became a monster controlled by a demon, and saw him..."
He Ming described Lan Jie's unfortunate experience and added a little bit of exaggerated artistic processing.
But it was very successful. Halfway through, Le Siyu looked the spot. Many people in the audience even covered their ears. It was disgusting, eating dirt, garbage, and feces?
But Brother Abdominals is still excited, and the more disgusting is still to come.
"After I defeated him. I never thought that the ultimate SS is still behind. It is coming, it is coming, a female spider that is as large as a hundred meters and colorful in color. The leader cried when he saw it. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is as smart as I am, and I immediately understood that this is exactly one of the demons who control him, his huge mating partner... Then I realized that the spiders all over the floor are his offspring..."
"Oh..." Le Siyu was nauseous on the spot, looking extremely disgusting, and she would collapse after thinking about it, especially when He Ming believed that there are pictures and the truth, and actually took out the picture of the big spider, screamed on the spot, not at all Dare to take a look.
After the relevant staff took it away, a moment later, it was broadcast live on TV, and the scientists immediately cut off the video like crazy and kept studying.
Ordinary people in the world have never dared to look at it, especially covering the eyes of children, and then immediately laughed, "Cut, it's so big..."
However, He Ming shrugged naturally and said, "Don't look at the small picture, the reality is too big to scare you. But when I met me, I was so powerful that I tore it alive! A hundred meters of huge monster tore. , It is equivalent to tearing up a one-hundred-meter runway!" He Ming was even shocked by his own "Wei Li" as he spoke.
Not counting now, I used to be so strong!
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