Chapter 445: Daxi Dabei

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Of course, as a former idiot, the best advantage of life is good luck, so now I have super intelligence. If I want to brag about it, I feel like a 10,000-meter intelligent giant looking down on a poor stupid ant. The stupid ant is still triumphant, thinking how powerful he is.
Everything is just as it was when I first saw it, He Ming shook his head in his heart, feeling no longer. On the surface, by observing the expressions of the audience from the corner of the eye, and then adjusted with humility and triumph, striving to show their own...bull, b.
Le Siyu was so disgusting that he asked an assistant to hand over a bottle of mineral water to open and drink. It was an English trademark, but there was the Chinese word "Yiyun". It can be seen that it is very high-end, otherwise how can the small rural workshops pay for the astronomical advertising costs at this moment?
This is that China is the world’s number one economic power. No country can ignore the world’s largest market. Therefore, the advertisement for this evening’s interview was bid globally. Of course, countries such as Somalia can’t afford it, and for what advertising? Pirates are still tolls, oh no, tolls.
The market is more important now. China is now a huge country with a population of approximately 33 million square kilometers and a population of 2.4 billion. It has the largest territory, the largest population, and the most developed economy and military in history.
A true national trust, terrible behemoth.
After all, the sun never sets. The British Empire is just a colonial empire. The Mongolian Empire is even more nonsense. How can it be counted as one country if it is divided into four khanates? And during its heyday, most of Siberia was no-man’s land, it was just a conceptual territory, not an actual controlled territory.
Therefore, any Earth monkey with a little bit of territorial desire usually has only two reactions when seeing a map of Asia: grief and smile.
The former can be classified as "foreigners" together, while the latter are of course "nationals".
He Ming also knows that his interview tonight is a spiritual feast not to be missed by ordinary people, because there is no doubt that every word he utters is more successful than all those stupid monkeys in the past. The path is basically the same. After earning hundreds of millions, I forget what I am called.
How boring, let alone the super-rich will see your kid crap? I can earn all your wealth in one day!
But he is different, a who lives among ordinary people, if he is willing, it doesn't matter if he unites the earth as the emperor of the world. Even if the mentally handicapped people calculate in their hearts, they know that he controls the world's most powerful, least problematic, and belongs to one person, the ultimate force.
Therefore, he is the potential first earth emperor ever.
Of course, He Ming would be happy if he didn't find the world of the dead. If he changed the name of the earth to He Ming's planet, then he would be very happy.
But there is no need now. Which higher creature will change its name to its own name because of the zoo where it was born and raised, and then be very happy? On the contrary, it is a kind of shame, am I crazy, am I the Monkey Emperor?
Of course, in the eyes of human beings on the earth, He Ming has proved himself that he is a real member, the most lovely group of people in human history, being selfless and serving the people wholeheartedly. Of course not counting those careerists and corrupt criminals. In fact, they have absolutely no face to meet Comrade Lenin. When I went to the world of the dead, I immediately chose to keep my previous experience a secret and hide his merit and fame.
"What happened later?" After he recovered, Le Siyu said naturally, but his eyes flashed with a faint begging color: Brother Abdomen, say it normally, don't say it too disgusting.
He Ming pretended to be innocent and cute, wondering about the beauty of the anchor, and continued: "Let's continue. After I killed the spider, the leader said mournfully. Personally, I think he remembered the sweetness of the old days, in the dark underground Form a family with this huge, fat, colorful fat spider and create a nation’s past?"
With that said, first appreciate the success of the female anchor being disgusted again, and then look at the camera... smiling maliciously, he knows that the leader must be watching TV.
The last time I contacted him was to help him become a little Superman. From the looks of it, he was quite normal, and he was completely out of the shadows.
However, He Ming miscalculated. Lan Jiejun, who was watching TV in the capital, was surrounded by a group of tender models in the luxurious entertainment room, holding red wine in hand and drinking with a sense of taste. It was really cool to think about the past and compare the present. , There is no psychological shadow at all. If he would collapse and lose his mind, he would have collapsed underground.
"Come on, let's toast Brother Ab, and also for that leader, have a spider lover."
"Hate, brother, you are so disgusting." There are also a few Smecta chicks in the tender model.
"Well, watching TV makes you happy (slap)."
Le Siyu laughed hard and saw that a sign was held up and said, "What is a spider and how can it reproduce with humans..."
I asked a question. He Ming was Chen Ziqi's expected lip and shrug, "I don't know anymore, I'm not a scientist, right, I'm just a soldier, a hanging silk, a people's servant. You have to ask the researchers about these, right."
Chen Ziqi smiled and felt that some of the staff were too weak. We tried our best to find out the details. Can you please?
Of course, in fact, when He Ming moved his super-intelligence, he knew that it was a work of a huge beauty with a transforming function, and he did not need any tools. Just like his fantasy ghost doctor skills, he took out organs, replaced blood, cells, and modified genes out of thin air. Chain and so on.
And He Ming didn't want to talk nonsense. How smart he is now, once he said, then there is a question: how did he know? This question needs to explain another question. You cannot learn from pseudo-science experts and pretend to be authoritative and say: "Of course it is my achievement, how did I know it. Sorry, it is a state secret." Then the country asks you. We don't know either.
Also, let’s not mention pseudo-science, that is a stupid neurosis in the world of the dead, and there is no courage to face the truth parasite. The true science of the earth is only a low-level science, and it is ridiculous in terms of ideas, methods, systems, and current scientific progress.
Therefore, He Ming never thought of becoming a scientist, using super intelligence and Solomon's knowledge to promote human science and technology development on a large scale-this is equivalent to a monkey becoming Monkey King and going back to build his own zoo...
If he really did this, he must be someone else. He Ming would definitely clap his hands and appreciate him. This Mr. Wukong is really a real person who can move heaven and earth.
"So, what happened later?" The female anchor deliberately sipped the bottle of mineral water, mainly in English, to the camera.
Among the people of the world, Internet users in France triumphantly commented, "It is the most famous mineral water in our country, the best Evian mineral water in the world."
"Cut, see what you drink, although there is no brand, look at the water quality, your Evian mineral water is simply water!" Many people left a message dismissively.
Without him, He Ming just drank it and put it on the table. The bottle was like a piece of crystal water without any logo. Judging from the water quality, there was a transcendent and sanctified beauty, and it made people feel thirsty at a glance. Knowing that the taste must be wonderful.
Many smart people feel that this is the instinct of the human body, and they are full of curiosity and eager to taste it.
However, the audience in the Dead Man’s World will definitely tell them if they have a chance: "Dear, you can’t enjoy it. It is one of the best waters in the good alliance, the water for the powerful gods and the super-rich class."
Of course, for these waters, He Ming specifically requested that there be no trademarks and other signs, so why not explain it for convenience. When asked, you can say, "Wow, groundwater, wow, tears of the devil..."
With a trademark, it’s not the same. It proves to be a kind of commodity, and a kind of commodity will naturally be asked by the country. It is best to grab them all back, or report a location and let everyone go and see it together?
He Ming, there is no place in the devil city, let alone a group of ants going to single-handedly challenge the tiger group... that is not very interesting.
Then, He Ming said excitedly, speaking of the gods who smashed the little devil, a great harvest, "...Do you still remember the Yamato national artwork at the group art auction? That's right, it's just a mere genius. Little brother killed one of their so-called Amaterasu. I have to admit that it is really decayed!"
After saying this, He Ming elevated himself to the status of a national hero, thinking that waiting for the meeting would be thunderous applause. The audience stood up together, contacted the past and recalled the present, tearful faces...
However, when the scene was silent, Le Siyu showed excitement and put on an obvious panic expression, and said anxiously: "Wait, Brother Abdom, do you mean that ghosts and those gods exist?"
He Ming was taken aback and looked at the scene, Super Intelligence immediately reminded him that he made a mistake, which involves two ultimate questions: where did people come from and where they went.
If it is confirmed from his mouth that ghosts and gods are real, then this explains the long-cherished question of mankind. So we become gods after death?
Of course, everyone cannot become a god. But with hope, everyone feels that they can become gods.
At the moment, He Ming's eyes turned, Chen Ziqi smiled slightly, turning away, the chief was going to slander again, this habitual action cannot be changed.
"I don't know. According to my communication with him, at that time...because I used to be hanging silk and very smart. Through watching ghosts and some great women acting in love action movies, I have no idea. 'A little bit' of Japanese. Then, I communicated with it, and it said that it is a noble of ghosts, of course, look at that face, um, there is no picture, it is dead. Looking at the face, I know it is a stupid god. It is a mixture of human society, of course, ghosts and society. Since ancient times, it has collected a lot of treasures. In modern times, due to the rise of photos and so on, it has been chopped by other gods (the world of the dead), so it turns into statues and turns into antiques. In the deepest room of the secret library. Finally, I met me. Soldiers who serve the people wholeheartedly! And we, party members, are not afraid of ghosts!"
In fact, there are a lot of stories about ghosts and gods on the earth, many of which are true. Living outside the earth, most of them are the world of dead people. They are more just legends, just like a blind man touching an elephant and calling someone when he touches one of his legs. "Brother Thigh"... "Brother Cannon" and so on.
Furthermore, beings like human beings who mix well, such as historical celebrities, whose strength has reached the immortal level, and even demigods, are absolutely incredible gods and demons on earth.
Inquiry: Details of ghosts and gods, names, heights, characteristics, life experiences.
Several signs were raised and appeared in Le Siyu’s sight. She calmed down for a moment and said: "Brother Abdomen, we are very interested in learning about the first human being and the you have ever met. What is its specific situation? : Name, height, weight, physical signs, and life experience?"
He Ming knew that at this moment, the little devil had a carnival all over the country. Although this died in his hands, we have 8 million devils and gods! That kind of national commonality, that kind of unity must be very passionate.
So He Ming smiled and said: "What is the name Jiatai (the dark is an adjective, which means that this'god' is a dark evil demon)? Isn't he tall, he weighs a few hundred kilograms. The characteristic is that people wear Ghosts that look like humans and not like ghosts and military commanders like the Sengoku period. The life experience is mainly in the Nara period, because I can see that there are many artworks in the Nara period. There are also life experiences in the Sengoku period because I have found A few very good samurai swords of the Warring States Period. Oh, and finally there are the swordsmanship secrets passed down by the Sword Sage Tsukabara, just like the level of toad work."
After finishing the last sentence, Le Siyu with a smile on his face was shocked and blurted out, "Swordsmanship at the level of toad gong? Do you say that is a state secret. Is the state and the army practicing secretly?"
Having said that, a weird thought came into my mind, is it possible that the cold weapon era is coming back? No, it should be a combination of hot and cold weapons?
Not to mention that there was a lot of discussion in the audience, Chen Ziqi and other officials also whispered to each other, asking if there was such a thing, and then nothing at all. So it is confirmed that He Ming has not turned in this thing, because these people are basically in the high-level, all the news can not be hidden from them, because modern countries, the flow of information is very convenient, so even extreme dictators can't do it. Until now, it is impossible for one person to keep all the secrets.
So I didn’t cut off this paragraph. After it was broadcast, the ghost and the whole country immediately boiled over. Let’s take a look, we’re in awe, and the Juggernaut secret book has been published. We...deserve to be one of the splendid civilizations, a nation of heroes— —The next moment, ghosts and people were dumbfounded. More than 95% of people watched TV, and 50% cried on the spot. In particular, the little devils who practiced swordsmanship were the most excited.
Because of a simple conversation.
"Of course not, it's just swordsmanship. Of course, the lethality is absolutely unpredictable." Brother Abdomen grinned and said, many clever little devils felt bad.
The glamorous and moving female anchor looked expectant, "So, Brother Abdomen, where is this kind of swordsmanship now, is the country and you secretly studying it?"
"Neither. I can understand Japanese, but I don’t understand Japan. I know if it’s swordplay or I studied the reserved cover in the future... Yes, the smart guy in front of the TV guessed it, because it was underground at the time, that The leader suddenly wants to shit~EbookFREE.me~ How do I bring toilet paper in the copy, so I threw the swordsmanship secrets to him and let him wipe his butt. By the way, he ate the best of that little devil Essence, when the hands and feet grow out, the first act of turning back into a human is to shit."
After saying this, the ghost and the whole country cried loudly from joy to sadness.
In a high-end villa in Huaxia Capital, Lan Jie's face was blue and white. Let the young models retreat to watch TV in the bedroom, while the young models twisted their waists and left after coquettishly.
Hurry up and yelled, "Your uncle! Obviously you ruined it! Your uncle, and you ate the best baby, when I'm a fool, you! Damn, I really want to be off. Today I understand what it means to rather be Offend the real villain, don’t offend the hypocrite."
After venting, Lan Jie looked at He Ming on the TV and smiled bitterly: "Really a perfect hypocrite. Okay, man toast you a cup. Thank you for the toilet paper that made the little devil pain. Also, my story. Is it over? Although it's kept secret, but such a mess, I...I'm afraid of human flesh too! How can I pick up girls after going out?"
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