Translator:
StarveCleric
Editor:
Milkbiscuit
<111111>: […]
Shi Yao didn’t bother trying to interpret what Mister Numbers’ ellipsis meant and continued typing her message out without a care.
<Yao Loves Ice Cream>: [It was still okay when I wasn’t thinking about it, but since we’re talking about it now, I can’t help feeling sorry for your parents. They must be really worried that you’ll end up spending your life all alone.]
After sending the message, Shi Yao didn’t forget to send over a ‘sighing’ emoji to Mister Numbers to express her ‘deep, deep sorrow’ towards his sad circumstances.
<111111>: [Do you want to hear the truth?]
<Yao Loves Ice Cream>: [Do you have a habit of lying?]
<111111>: […]
<111111>: [The truth is that you don’t have to worry about me at all. That’s because I’ve already been taken even before I was born.]
Ah? What does that mean? He was already taken even before he was born?
Shi Yao pondered for a moment before replying: [Are you telling me that you got yourself a girlfriend while you were in your mother’s womb?]
<111111>: [That’s the general idea.]
Heh!
His words nearly made Shi Yao choke on her coconut juice.
It was just a passing remark! How could you possibly find a girlfriend in the womb? Not to mention, you would’ve been nothing more than a little yellow bean in the womb…
With this thought in mind, Shi Yao began replying to the message: [The recipient laughs drily to indicate that your joke is very cold.]
<111111>: [What I mean is that I already had a girlfriend while my mother was pregnant with me. It’s just that instead of finding her myself, our relationship was arranged by my family.]
<111111>: [To put it in simpler terms, I have a fiancée.]
<111111>: [So, there’s no way I would end up alone. I was born with a fiancée, so I have to say that your worries are pretty unnecessary.]
<111111>: [And also, my fiancée has an excellent figure, and she’s extremely beautiful!]
This seemed like the first time Shi Yao had seen Mister Numbers typing out so many words at once…
But the last two messages he sent… is it my imagination? Why can I feel this overwhelming feeling of superiority from those sentences?
Is having an arranged marriage something worth bragging about? You speak like no one else was born without their other half…
A moment later, Shi Yao also started to type: [What a coincidence, I happen to be born with a fiancé as well.]
Truly reluctant to let Mister Numbers continue acting so smugly, Shi Yao hesitated for a moment before adding: [And also, my fiancé is extremely handsome, and he comes from a privileged background too!]
<111111>: [I didn’t think that you were capable of sleep-talking while still being awake.]
Who in the world is sleep-talking? I’m obviously telling the truth, alright? I really do have a fiancé!
Shi Yao snorted indignantly as she replied: [I’ll be a mala chicken chunk if I’m lying to you.]
After saying those words, Shi Yao sent Mister Numbers a picture containing a huge plate of mala chicken cubes.
<111111>: [Alright alright. Since you’ve already gone this far, I guess I have no choice but to reluctantly believe you then.]
<111111>: [But speaking of which, I really have to respect your fiancé for being able to accept you.]
Tsk, don’t think that I don’t know you’re implying that I’m unworthy of Lin Jiage, my underground fiancé!
Alright, fine. Your words aren’t completely wrong. Lin Jiage is indeed not interested in me, and I don’t really seem to be worthy of him… But, that doesn’t meet that I can’t insult you back!
Shi Yao clicked her tongue as her fingers flew across the screen: [Same here! I really respect your fiancée for being able to put up with you. Her tolerance level must truly be world-class, and her taste, I have to admit, is really avant-garde!]
<111111>: [I’ll send those words right back at you! Your fiancé’s tolerance level is at the top of the world, and his taste is truly one-of-a-kind.]
<111111>: [Now that we’re talking about it, I’m starting to pity your fiancé a little.]
<Yao Loves Ice Cream>: [+1, your fiancée is really too pitiful!]
