Translator:
StarveCleric
Editor:
Milkbiscuit
<111111>: [Forget it, I’m not going to argue about it anymore. Are you playing?]
A second after those words appeared on Shi Yao’s screen, Mister Numbers shared a room invitation in the chat.
Shi Yao originally planned on playing the game, so she couldn’t be bothered to continue arguing with Mister Numbers too. So, she tapped into the room he shared and entered the game.
During the matchmaking process, Shi Yao’s mind still lingered on her conversation with Mister Numbers.
This whole time, she had viewed her child betrothal as a particularly outrageous matter. Who would’ve thought that she’d encounter another person in the game with a child betrothal as well?
When did child betrothals become so popular?
But speaking of which, Mister Numbers is still an old virgin to this day… For him to have a fiancée and yet have no relationship with her, does that mean… cough, Mister Numbers has a problem in that area?
Wait a minute, what am I thinking about?
Shi Yao realized that her mind had turned dirty, so she quickly shook her head to toss away those thoughts. But just a few seconds later, her mind began drifting away again.
Considering how venomous Mister Numbers’ mouth is, it’s really a wonder how his fiancée could tolerate him. Or else, could there be something wrong with his fiancée’s mind?
…
Leaning lazily against the back of his chair, Lin Jiage’s fingers slid across the game interface of his phone screen, maneuvering his avatar skillfully.
As normal as his behavior may seem from the surface, his head was still preoccupied with his arguments with <Yao Loves Ice Cream>.
Big White Chubby says that she has a fiancé? Hah, she probably made it up when she heard that I had a fiancée! After all, not everyone can be born into this world with their other half booked for them!
Besides, if she really had a fiancé, shouldn’t she be playing together with him? Does she really think that I’m gullible?
And she even said that she’d be a mala chicken chunk if she was lying. I’d like to know which mala chicken chunk she was in the picture she just sent me!
Besides… if Big White Chubby had a fiancé, considering how her size is about to exceed the boundaries of the world, wouldn’t her fiancé try to get her to lose some weight?
If—by some ridiculous chance—everything Big White Chubby said was true, her fiancé must really be sick somehow!
…
It didn’t take long for them to be matched into a game, and Shi Yao quickly reined in her wandering thoughts to focus her attention on playing.
Mister Numbers once again led her to parachute in areas where people were sparse, but nevertheless, he still remained the indomitable existence that he usually was in the game. With an imposing momentum that could slay a demon if one dared to stand in his way, he successfully clinched ten kills, bringing the zero-kills Shi Yao a chicken dinner.
However, they couldn’t land in a completely remote area each and every time, so Shi Yao still had a fair degree of gaming experience from the matches.
On the fifth match, just as Shi Yao and <111111> were parachuting to the ground, they encountered a team of two.
A second after Shi Yao’s feet connected with the ground, the duo immediately pummeled her to death with their bare fists.
How frustrating! It was one thing for her to be box-ified shortly after landing, but to think that she’d be killed by the bare fists of two players!
Shi Yao was frustrated for a second before she switched her spectator view to <111111>’s angle.
She assumed that since there were two enemies and only one of him, he would make a detour to avoid the duo and head to the nearby houses instead to gear up first.
Contrary to her expectations, Mister Numbers simply picked up a small pistol from a roadside toilet before charging right at the two players who had pummeled her to death earlier.
There was a car some distance away from those two and Mister Numbers. Before Mister Numbers could catch up, the pair had already gotten on the car and driven away.
