Chapter 44: You did not discuss it!
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The King of Variety Entertainment
- 小伈
- 2191 characters
- 2021-03-01 09:50:32
"Yo!"
The preparation area was amazed and the applause kept on. Both Li Xintong and Rong Feifei followed the applause and praised them: "Yes, Teacher Lu, you are alert!"
Even Yang An applauded and praised, "Yes, yes, Teacher Lu feels so good."
逊 Lu Xun applauded and laughed: "Yes, yes, Teacher Lu feels so good."
Oh ha ha ha ha!
Everyone is happy, this Lu Xun, I can't see it from the outside, it's really fun!
Yang An was too satisfied. He asked Lu Xun to come on the show and record the first issue of "Small Mirror House". There are also cafes, and the sense of art is still high. It is too brilliant!
Yang An smiled and said to Gu Yunfeng, "OK, I think it's okay!"
Lu Xun became addicted to play, and then learned a sentence. Li Xintong snickered: "Mr. Lu, I don't think it's that simple!"
Yang An asked Li Xintong and Rong Feifei: "Well, why are you two still here? Why didn't you change clothes?"
The two women were dumbfounded: "Ah? And our play?"
Yang An said: "Nonsense, there are many people on the field, hurry up to prepare, and give you another ten minutes to change clothes, this busy, no one cares about you!"
Li Xintong rushed to make-up preparations, but Rong Feifei was taken to an independent room by Yang An, and the makeup artist arranged for her. Yang An stood next to her and introduced Taiben. Ann, you have to look good.
荣 In front of outsiders, Rong Feifei couldn't say anything, listened carefully to Yang An's explanation of lines and details, and nodded frequently.
Only when the makeup artist left to look for something, Yang An quietly said in Rong Feifei's ears: "Thank you the night before!"
This bastard, now I know Xie people! However, Rong Feifei was very sweet, but she was not so easy to pass. She gave Yang An a white look and snorted, "Is this over?"
Yang An chuckled: "Go back and find a chance to thank you formally. I invite you to eat a big meal."
"This is pretty much the same!"
The makeup artist returned, and the two quickly recovered into official business expressions. They continued to talk and occasionally blinked at each other. This small game was very warm.
Quickly, Duan Haishan asked on the monitoring channel: "Is Lu Xun ready?"
"Lu Xun is in place!"
"Are Li Xintong and Rong Feifei ready?"
"The two are in place!"
"Next, record" The Heroes Casting Sword "in" Small Mirror House "! All units prepare, ten seconds countdown, ten, nine, eight ..."
观众 The audience cheered and applauded, the mirror room room turned around on the stage, and the signboard said three big characters "smith". Ma Xin was wearing the coarse clothes of an ancient blacksmith and stood with his chest in the middle of the room.
The blacksmith shop is not large, but the furnishings are very characteristic. With Ma Xin as the center line, the left and right are completely symmetrical. The knife and weapon racks placed near the wall, the background wall texture, the chairs, stools and cabinets in the corners are all the same.
Yang An opened the curtain on the left and Lu Xun opened the curtain on the right. The two looked at each other and the performance officially started.
Yang An took a moment to jump directly into the room, Lu Xun followed, and jumped in.
Yang An was carrying a bag in his right hand, and slap his left hand on his head, patted him, and said to himself, "It's raining so wet!"
Lu Luxun followed the study, and his actions were almost exactly the same: "It's so rainy, my body is wet!"
The audience suddenly realized, cheered and screamed, this is the mirror house!
After Yang An drank the water on his body, his feet leaped forward and jumped up: "Hey!"
Lu Luxun learned to jump: "Hey! I ..."
Dorattle, the shoe was torn a seam. It turned out that Lu Xun stepped on a strong sticky mouse board. He almost didn't fall in this jump, he couldn't jump at all. As soon as he got up, he was straightened!
The audience laughed and watched Lu Xun's ugliness. This show was so bad that they put sticky mouse boards under people's feet as soon as they entered the door. Why not just put a mouse clip on it!
The sticky mouse board is too strong, Lu Xun can't break free, and dare not crouch with his hands, because the hem of the hero's robe is too long. Once it hits the sticky mouse board, it will definitely be broken or rotten. Will explain here!
Lu Luxun smiled wryly. He looked at Yang An, and he didn't know how rich his expression was.
But Yang An didn't speak, and the performance had to continue. Lu Xun had no choice but to jump up. He struggled for a long time and finally determined that the sticky mouse board was fixed on the floor. Even if he wanted to jump with the sticky mouse board, it was simply Can't do it!
"Hahahaha, today Lu Xun is absolutely going crazy!"
Li Xintong and Rong Feifei waiting for the stage to laugh, they guessed right, this game is definitely not that simple!
Lu Xun's sweat was dripping down, and he finally thought of a way to get rid of the powerful sticky mouse board and take off his shoes!
It ’s okay if Nima does n’t wear shoes!
The audience saw Lu Xun's embarrassment, laughed, and gave applause to the wit!
Yang An smiled badly at the landing, walked to Ma Xin, picked up a prop foam tile on the table, and said, "Boss, I have a millennium black iron here, help me make two swords. ! "
Lu Xun said exactly as it was, and when Yang An slammed it, he easily smashed the foam brick into two pieces, while holding the real "Xuan Tie" to show the power of milk, it was impossible to judge, he saw With Yang An, the helpless face ...
"Forget it! Let's make it a piece!" Yang An passed the two cut-off bricks, giving Lu Xun a look to spare you.
Lu Luxun learned to move, but he can breathe away!
Ma Xin took the black iron from the two heroes in a serious manner, pretending to praise it, and took out two blow arrows: "Why don't the heroes try the new weapon blowing arrows in the store? Blow arrows in hand, I have the world Guaranteed to let your heroes increase your force, it is really a must-have for killing more people and traveling at home! "
The audience laughed, what this line says is that killing people and buying more goods, and traveling at home, this is too much to pull it!
Yang An picked it up and whispered, all right.
忐忑 Lu Xun was uneasy, picked it up and blew, "Beep", startled him, a curly balloon villain popped up, and quickly retracted.
Yang An glanced at him, blowing several times in a row.
Lu Xun is full of black lines, this is to carry the whole person to the end! How old is he? He is in his thirties. He is also playing a balloon blower game.
Hey beep, beep, beep ... Lu Xun is holding an arrow, not knowing whether to cry or laugh ...
Under the stage, Li Xintong and Rong Feifei laughed together. Li Xintong asked: "It seems that as long as Yang An's actions are 100% problematic, Teacher Lu will definitely be a hit!"
Wu Rongfeifei nodded again and again: "The most important thing is that only Taiben and Ma Xin know about it, the rest of us are not aware of it, and it is impossible to prevent it!"
The two continued to watch the show. Sure enough, then Ma Xin sold swords and shields to the two heroes. Yang An's hands were all normal. Lu Xun was fixed by strange tricks. How funny.
Suddenly listening to the headphones: "Li Xintong and Rong Feifei are ready to play."
The staff brought two hand-covered baskets covered with quilts and gave them to the two women. They also applied Li Xintong's two hands with a large black muddy liquid, and arranged for them to stand in their respective positions.
On the stage, Yang An suddenly stumbled to the ground, as if he heard something, the sound effect was released in time, and the atmosphere became tense, as if an enemy was coming.
Lu Xun originally wanted to learn, but you can see the location of Yang An's Voldemort. This side is exactly the area of the sticky mouse board. If he sticks to the ground, he must have a piece on his face.
Lu Luxun could only find a way to move to the side and fool over.
"Who?" Yang An yelled.
谁 "Who?" Lu Xun jumped up like a bird frightened, and shouted loudly. His expression of panic and amusement made a lot of people laugh.
Rong Feifei and Li Xintong came to the stage and put the basket at their feet. Rong Feifei said to Yang An, "Xiangong, you are here!"
欣 Li Xintong almost fainted, this line left her incomprehensible, and could only learn to say to Lu Xun: "Xiangong, you are here!"
Qi Rong Feifei chuckled and asked Yang An: "Why do you escape?"
欣 Li Xintong rolled his eyes and laughed. What dog line is this? She could only shout, "Why are you fleeing?"
Yang An stood on his back, looked up into the distance, and sighed, "I don't love you anymore ..."
Lu Luxun followed, "I don't love you anymore ..."
Wu Rongfeifei said: "You don't love me anymore? Why don't you love me anymore? You disappointed man, can't you even look at me?"
Pu Rong Feifei pulled Yang An's clothes and held his face with both hands, trying to make him look down at himself.
欣 Li Xintong was about to laugh crazy, she finally understood what the staff had just painted on her hand, she almost couldn't perform with the smile, and the sentence was all laughed off and on.
She desperately tore up Lu Xun's clothes, tearing the white robe into rags, and holding Lu Xun's cheek with both hands, two dark handprints suddenly appeared on his face.
Poor Lu Xun, he is learning Yang An, standing with his hands on his shoulders, looking lonely with a distant look, pretending to look like a big man in the sky, completely unaware of what happened.
The two black palm prints on his face are really too conspicuous. They are like hand prints fanned out by a person who opened his bow to the left and right!
就 The first big dynasty in the audience appeared here. The audience laughed and the applause reached the highest level.
The tricks in the front are only pediatrics. This trick makes people realize the Tao without knowing it. The key is to follow the Tao. Lu Xun didn't know it. He thought the performance was in place. He had a serious expression on his face. We hold belly!
Lu Luxun knew that the audience laughed, but he did n’t know what was wrong, and he did n’t even know what to do.
Yang An said: "Mother, the enemy is currently, my iron sand palm has not been trained, so I can not be distracted to talk to you and love!"
Lu Xun acted, Rong Feifei knew the following lines, she almost did not laugh: "I know you haven't practiced iron sand palm, so I bought you your favorite Juli grape ~ EbookFREE.me ~ As long as you eat it, you will have tremendous power. "
欣 Li Xintong learned to say this, and looked at Rong Feifei.
I saw Rong Feifei lift the basket, opened the cotton cloth, lifted a bunch of grapes, and handed it to Yang An.
欣 Li Xintong's heart is pounding, not good, there is definitely something wrong here!
欣 Li Xintong lifted the cotton cloth on his fruit basket and screamed, his face was speechless.
She was funny and looked at Lu Xun pitifully again, and tremblingly lifted a bunch of grape-shaped ice moraine, and handed it to Lu Xun, crying and laughing!
Lu Xun took a sip of cool air, his eyes were almost falling, this is also a grape bunch, but the fruit is not grapes, but an ice hockey ball the size of a table tennis!
Yang An sighed softly: "This is my favorite food, wow ~"
Then he put the grapes next to his face, rubbing lightly, and squinting at his mirror deliberately.
Lu Xun's face was full of resentment, glaring at Yang An, and he fought, holding up the ice bunch grape bunch, and rubbing it on his face: "This is my favorite food, wow ~~~~~
怎么 How could Yang An just let Lu Xun so easily? He immediately said, "Let me have some!"
He clicked and bite off three grapes, Yang An chewed slowly, looking at Lu Xun, with a smirk on his face, and raised an eyebrow.
Lu Xun's voice brought a crying voice: "Let me eat ... a few ..."
导 Guide Yang, can I call your brother?
You really let me eat such a big ice hockey? Lu Xun was resentful.
Uh ...
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