Chapter 45: Eat watermelon in 3 seconds
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 2021-03-01 09:50:32
Lu Xun raised the ice skewer and wanted to eat, but when he reached the mouth, he lost his courage, sighed and let it go. It was extremely embarrassing. On the one hand, Li Xintong was holding the fruit basket, covering his mouth and laughing, and couldn't bear to look directly at this scene!
The audience on the stage cheered and applauded continuously, shouting in unison, and Lu Xun finally lifted the ice string again, biting two big ice hockey balls, pulling off the fake vines, and there was a rattling noise in the headset.
Lu Xun grinned his teeth. The two big ice cubes were hard to swallow. His face froze and exhaled, but it was all white mist. He admired himself.
But at this time, Ma Xin spoke: "You should put at least three in your mouth, right?"
Lu Luxun almost collapsed, but in the cheers from the audience, he ate one honestly.
I did not expect Yang An to spread his hands: "This is not what I said ..."
Alas ... everyone laughed, feeling Lu Xun's third ice hockey was eaten for nothing!
It will take some time for the ice hockey to melt. Lu Xun's mouth was filled with three ice hockey balls, which was enough to toss him. Yang An suddenly smiled evilly and said, "Mother, it's not easy to go home. There are many gangsters. You also eat two Grape grapes, raise your strength to defend yourself! "
Xun Luxun wanted to laugh long in the sky, shrugged his shoulders, and couldn't open his heart to laugh.
He had three ice hockey sticks in his mouth, and he couldn't even speak clearly.
"No, this annoying Yang An has really dealt with me!" Li Xintong's eyes widened, knowing that he had suffered, this time it was replaced by himself!
I saw Rong Feifei with a smile on his face, obediently took the real grapes from Yang An, picked two and ate them, then looked at his own mirror Li Xintong, hooked his hands and signaled that it was time for her.
Li Xintong was not convinced, and she really got on with Yang An. She took the ice hockey string from Lu Xun's hand and bite two. Her eyes and eyebrows were all twisted, her eyes became very small, and she could not open at all. It's so refreshing, she doesn't want to try again in her life.
The audience gave cheers and applause to Li Xintong. The woman became fierce, and was even crazy than the man. She didn't hesitate to eat it, she said it was too great!
The scene of eating grapes was over. Rong Feifei asked Yang An to spit the grape seeds in her hands. Li Xintong finally rescued Lu Xun and threw the ice hockey ball that was not finished in both mouths into the fruit basket. Touch them, look disgusted.
Yang An said: "After eating Juli grapes, my iron sand palm finally broke through the bottleneck!"
Lu Luxun rubbed his frozen cheeks and said, "After eating Juli grapes, my iron sand palm finally broke the bottleneck!"
Ma Xin shouted: "OK! Heroes try the effect!"
Ma Xin took out four paper cups and buckled it on the table, and then found a real spike. To prove that the nail was real, he stabbed on the wooden tabletop, making a popping sound.
Then Ma Xin grinned and licked the nails deliberately, staring at Lu Xun inadvertently, then put the nails into a paper cup, and quickly moved the positions of these paper cups.
After a few movements, Ma Xin simply took out a three-sided opening wooden cover from behind and covered many cups to isolate everyone's eyes. He squatted down and quickly exchanged, while changing, while squeezing his eyes at the landing, The insignificant expression made Lu Xun tremble.
Four cups finally changed, Yang An walked over, Lu Xun walked over, Yang An smiled, stretched out a hand, and pressed a paper cup: "Hey!"
Yang An was lucky enough to choose an empty cup, but unfortunately, his cuff was too long, and the other paper cup was swept down, which was also empty!
The expression on Lu Luxun's face suddenly enriched. It was gloating, proud, and ecstatic. The camera accurately captured this scene. Post-production was already thought of, and then subtitled: "Small, you have a day to miss!"
Lu Xun hesitated to press this empty cup, looking at Yang An with pride.
Yang An didn't panic. The last two were left. He thought about it, hey, press the paper cup in front of Lu Xun flat and empty!
Howl ~~~
The audience was exclaimed, the audience laughed, there was one paper cup left, and one long nail left, did Lu Xun dare to shoot it?
I tell the truth, at this moment Lu Xun's heart is empty.
He knows that the show crew is unlikely to hurt him, but whether there are nails in it, Yang An would stop before he took pictures, or that this is an empty cup, he is not sure.
So he hesitated, in case there are nails in it, and the action of his shooting is too fast, Yang An can't shout too late, then trouble!
After ten seconds of ideological struggle, Lu Xun finally saw a flaw in Ma Xin. Ma Xin turned his back on his back and intentionally exposed a nail to him. Lu Xun was relieved and pretended to be generous in his death. Suddenly, Li Xintong screamed.
The paper cup was flattened, and Ma Xin came over in a hurry, lifted the paper cup that Lu Xun took, took out a twisted iron nail from below, and exclaimed, "The heroes have a great iron sand palm!"
Lu Xun laughed, proud, he was fine, and he flattened the nail!
All the audience applauded, laughed, shouted the name of the landing heroes, and applauded wildly.
Anyone who wants to know a little deeper knows that this is the intentional arrangement of the program group, but most viewers do n’t have to go through the brain to watch "Mirror House". What is so complicated? Everyone just laughs for joy, hehe, who cares about this Where did the crooked nails come from!
After finishing the iron sand palm, Yang An said: "Mother, please go back first, wait for me to kill the enemy, and then go back to you."
After waiting for Lu Xun, Rong Feifei and Li Xintong ended. Before Li Xintong left, he gave Lu Xun a comforting hug and gave him two thumbs up to hold him back. This action caused warm applause from the audience.
Everyone knows that the most terrible issue of each issue of "Jianghu laughter" must be a male guest. This is the iron law. The title of "Star Meat Grinder" is definitely not called for nothing!
Ma Xin took out the two swords and gave them to the two heroes. Yang An was holding a genuine sword, and Lu Xun was holding a crutch.
Yang An took out two walnuts from the bag, and Lu Xun took out a broken bowl from the bag.
Yang An is a heroic hero from the rivers and lakes. Lu Xun is ... a poor beggar in a ragged suit, no shoes on his feet, rubbing his face on his face, holding a crutch in his hand, and holding a broken bowl.
Yang An finally started to go out, Lu Xun took a breath, and his face showed a relaxed expression. The game was finally over!
"Heroes stay!"
Ma Xin shouted, the two heroes looked back, and saw Ma Xin bring two plates of watermelon from the back, and said, "Creating weapons in the shop, giving fruit plates!"
One watermelon per person is about the size of one-sixth of a watermelon. It should weigh more than a pound, which is very thick anyway.
The audience cheered. The show team was a bit humane. The guests have been tidy for so long. They should be overworked. It ’s not too much to eat some fruit!
Ye Yangan put down the walnut and sword, and took the watermelon.
"It was grapes just now, this time it was watermelon, there are ghosts!" Lu Xun had a heart in his heart, and his spirit was tense instantly.
Xun Luxun put down his cane and broken bowl, he was suspicious. He took the watermelon from Ma Xin, stared at it, checked it up and down for a long time, and guessed where the agency would appear.
Under the stage, Li Xintong saw this scene and stroked his hands with laughter: "Mr. Lu is afraid!"
Lu Luxun was really scared. As soon as he saw Yang An, he felt that he was cheating, and there must be a ghost in any action.
Yang An took a bite of watermelon and looked at Lu Xun.
Lu Xun hesitated for a long time, determined that Yang An really swallowed, but strange thoughts popped out of my mind again. Is this a bad one for me? Or is there a hard weapon hidden in the watermelon? Or is it frozen into a moraine?
Ma Xin said aside: "Every piece of watermelon eats so hard, but also a hero!"
The whole house laughed, and the audience made a sound: "Well ..."
It seems that Teacher Lu was mad by Yang An, and the courage became too young to even eat watermelon. Hush!
Lu Luxun tried to take a bite. The watermelon was sweet and delicious without any problems.
Yang An ha laughed: "It's not fun to eat like this!"
I saw Yang An take off the headset and threw it on the table, holding a bite of watermelon in both hands and putting it next to his mouth.
The cameraman gave him a big close-up, Yang Anji smiled and squeezed his eyes at Lu Xun, and then thundered with a thunderous ringing bell, and ate this pound of watermelon in three seconds!
Wow! !! !! The audience screamed wildly.
"My eyes! Am I blind?"
"Is this still human? Terrific, terrible!"
"My grass! Yang An is he really eating watermelon? How can he eat it like this!"
"It's too hard, it's too fucking! My god! Exaggerated, too exaggerated!"
Yang Yang's mouth was full of watermelons, holding a piece of clean watermelon skin and shaking it gently, looked provocatively at Lu Xun, signalling that it was time for him to perform.
Lu Xun was so dumbfounded that the smile on his face was completely frozen.
After three seconds, he could see clearly. It took only three seconds for Yang An to eat such a large piece of watermelon. He asked himself, he couldn't do it!
But the show is not over, we must not eat it!
"Eat like this, but it's addictive ..." Lu Xun said this, and everyone was about to cry.
He took a deep breath, hesitated for two seconds, gritted his teeth, and ate a large mouthful of watermelon. He ate like a normal person, took a bite, swallowed, breathed, and chewed. His speed increased again and again. What if you don't spit out the seeds? Give him 30 seconds of a pound of watermelon and he can't finish it!
After fighting, Lu Xun also struggled, his mouth was full and still, he stopped and stopped for a while, almost vomiting, but after nauseating, he continued to eat until it was clean!
"Mr. Lu is dedicated!"
"Mr. Lu is so good!"
"Mr. Lu, you are awesome, I love you ~" The audience applauded continuously ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Encourage Lu Xun to cheer, and the female audience screamed to show love and make everyone laugh.
Lu Luxun was so hard today that he just finished eating watermelon. He held the melon skin and shook at Yang An.
Yang An nodded frequently, his eyes were full of admiration, he gave thumbs up to the landing, applauded, this teacher Lu is good enough, can play, good!
Heroes are finally leaving, the store owner Ma Xin gave the two heroes a few pieces of change, indicating that they can leave.
Poor heroes, at this moment, there was watermelon juice everywhere on their bodies. The special heroes' white robes were torn into tattered cloth strips, and the palms were covered with gray palms. They walked down the stage with their begs, and there were a few more in the broken bowl. Gang Chener, what a terrible word to describe!
"and many more!"
Yang An yelled back before ending.
Lu Xun's heart trembled, and he was crying, big brother, let me go. I knew that the recording would be so tidy, and I wouldn't come even if the notice fee was too high. This is how to play a game. This is Let's die!
Lu Luxun turned back, his professional spirit made him shout, "Wait!"
Yang An looked at him distantly, suddenly pursed his lips with affection, and gave him a kiss from afar.
Xun Luxun almost laughed and turned his head shyly. The little bit that was just rectified just flew to the sky and disappeared: "This Yang An is really a variety show genius ..."
The audience all stood up and gave the warmest applause and cheers to the first issue of "Small Mirror House"!
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