Chapter 511: Yang'an is dirt ~~

Seeing Yang An playing again, Li Yuxuan's palms were swollen. Next to Li Feichuan and Zhao Ang smiled for the beauty of the Bo, and followed the applause. Everyone didn't expect that the normal-looking Mu Jianmin turned his finger. Putting it in your mouth and blowing it, still with the highest difficulty of rotating undulating tones, Su Hui is also amused.
It can be seen that whether a person is happy has nothing to do with how much his assets are, the most important thing is mood!
Su Hui reminded: "Listen carefully! Yang An will definitely talk about cross talk, this is a rare opportunity!"
Everyone calmed down and watched Yang An greet the two teachers on the stage.
At this time, the staff brought a high microphone stand, placed on the side of the teasing, three people stood, this position is interesting, Yang An on the far left, and Cao Shulin Station can be amused and even crowded at any time. Hou Jian, who walked to the right, deliberately bullies honest people, like previous comic shows.
Yang An introduced himself: "Everyone is no stranger to me, but in accordance with the rules, I still have to introduce myself. My name is Yang An, a primary school student in the comic industry who first arrived and asked to live in Baodi. If it is not good, please Everyone forgive and be accommodating! "
After the audience gave a good applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: "A young man just sang a song and wanted to listen to" Five Mores ", come and sing one for everyone!"
Yang An was startled, covered his mouth and startled. The thief asked, "Who? Who wants to listen to" Five Mores "? Master, can this song be sung here?"
Cao Shulin waved: "What can't be sung? Today's program will not be broadcast live on TV. At most, it is the exclusive purchase of the right to play the video on the tomato video network. If it can't pass, you will be cut off, right?"
"Correct!"
The audience laughed and started to coax. Why? Because Yang An first appeared on the stage for the first time, and after singing the first four sentences of "Five Stories", Wu Xun was the next one, and he took the opportunity to slip down and avoid a disaster.
Later, at the wedding scene of Yang An, a group of people in the entertainment circle made trouble in the cave, forcing Yang An to sing "Five Mores," but he secretly refused to sing. But at the age of one, no one finally remembered it.
So until today, it has been delayed for four years!
It ’s no longer a good idea to eat all over the world, and the debt owed when you were young, sooner or later!
Yang An was stimulated by the hiss. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Which song is it? You stand out, I promise not to kill you!"
No one stood up from the stage, and the coquettish young man held his hands in his chest and smiled and shook his head. Cao Shulin asked in shock: "Young man, I stand by you, don't bow to evil forces!"
While the young man didn't respond, Yang An quickly made a final decision: "Okay! No one said this, so let me talk about other things. Five years ago, when Lin Yunshe was still in his old place, I was preparing for" "Comedy Comedy", came to the door and wanted to borrow a cross talk team. At that time, when I looked at Lin Yunshe, my heart was cold. "
Cao Shulin asked: "How do you say?"
Yang Andao: "The hall is small, with a maximum of two or three hundred people, few customers, and cheap tickets. A ticket costs fifteen dollars. Even if there are three hundred people, the performance is only four or five thousand! Lin Yunshe With so many people, there are still seven or eight young guys waiting to be fed in the backstage. Teacher Cao desperately makes money outside during the day and kneels on the washboard to wash the disciples at night ... "
The last time Cao Shulin participated in "Super Change", it was because of the washing board's snippet that it was very fierce on the Internet. Now the stalk of the washing board is suddenly thrown out. All the people who are familiar with Lin Yunshe laughed. stand up.
Cao Shulin pushed him hard, and rolled his sleeves to stab him, angrily: "Still a washboard? I haven't settled with you on the washboard yet!"
Hou Jian quickly hugged Cao Shulin, he kept comforting, and Yang An, who was so frightened to escape, walked back with the laughter, repeatedly apologized, and continued the topic just now: "Mr. Cao, Mr. Hou, do you still remember, I was Say I can talk about cross talk, you two don't believe me, but let me go to the front desk to perform? "
The two nodded. This is art processing. The fact is that Yang An only performed a short section on the spot.
Yang Andao: "Like today, there were hundreds of people in the audience. We were very happy to listen to our cross talk with Lin Yunshe. I was on the stage of the old theatre of Lin Yunshe, and I was thinking, this is my first time. Come on stage and talk to each other. If you do n’t want to be seated in a crowd of three hundred people, even if there are only ten spectators, I have to perform for them. If there are only five spectators, I have to perform the same, but if there is only one spectator, I do n’t Acting! "
Cao Shulin was curious: "Why? Why can't I perform with only one audience?"
Yang An said solemnly, "What do you think, what if the audience asks?"
Hou Jian was surprised: "What else can I ask for a crosstalk?"
Yang Anjun said, "Is there no requirement for listening to crosstalk? Are you guys? Audience friends, if you think about it yourself, if you stand with me and Teacher Hou on the stage, you will listen to the crosstalk alone. Will you Have an idea? For example, the two on the stage, you two don't talk, let's play with the landlord! Do you say fighting or not fighting? "
The audience laughed, who would make such a request? Pinglin Yunshe listened to the comic dialogue, and Nima said to the comic actor that the landlord was fighting? Be mindless. This is it!
Cao Shulin cursed with a smile: "What the are you talking about? There are obviously us on the stage!"
Yang An smiled proudly, with a cute expression, and happily learned the tone of the audience, saying: "Three, let's not talk about crosstalk, let's play mahjong with four! This person is definitely Wang Han!"
Hahahaha!
The audience laughed. The boss of Tiantian Brothers was stabbed again. Wang Hanai knew mahjong all over the world, but I dare not laugh at him.
Yang An continued to ask: "Do you say we fight or not? Do you know how old he is? Is he playing Yuedong Mahjong or Baodao Mahjong? How much is it?"
The more he talked and the more outrageous he was, the more outrageous Cao Shulin said, "No such request! The audience who listened to the comic dialogue would never ask the landlord to play Mahjong!"
Yang An did not give up, and continued, "Okay, even if this request is unreasonable, then he makes a reasonable request. Two, oh no, three, don't talk about crosstalk, I'll go to the toilet. Teacher Cao, you Let him go? "
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian looked at each other and hesitated.
The audience started to chuckle. This is a very reasonable request. It is completely his freedom not to use the toilet.
Yang An asked, "Okay, he's gone to the bathroom. No one is under the stage in the Lin Yunshe lobby of Nuoda. Who are we to talk to?" Should we let him go first and wait for him to come back? The audience is still happy, yo, Lin Yunshe is kind, go to the toilet, and also comes with a pause function? "
The audience applauded desperately, laughed, and the picture Yang An said in his brain was so funny!
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian couldn't refute. Yang An was excited, and squinted, and he asked, "In case the audience has a stomach trouble, go to the toilet every three steps, and we will pause once when we go to the center. It ’s a problem, when is it right? The audience is also very considerate, continue to make requests, and the three of them do n’t pause, can you follow me? Do you think we should go or not?

Sahahaha ...
The audience laughed in tears. Yang An was so unethical. In order to make up so many unreasonable demands, he tortured the audience so hard that even his stomach broke out!
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian finally couldn't help but Cao Shulin shouted, "Is that the father?"
Hou Jian shouted, "Go! Let's stand in the toilet and talk to him!"
Yang An looked at the audience and asked, "Dear friends, you said, shall we go?"
Just after speaking, a female audience shouted aloud, and then said, "Go!"
The three people on the stage were obviously stunned. Yang An waved to them embarrassingly: "They want to go to the toilet, let's follow her!"
Cao Shulin laughed, and returned Yang Anla, who was about to leave: "Don't go, she's going to the women's toilet!"
Hou Jian also laughed: "Don't raise your bar! Your guy is a male audience, it's a male!"
There was a gigantic laughter from the audience, and many people were laughing and wiping their tears. This is Yang An, who really is n’t afraid to say anything!
The coquettish female audience was also funny, being supported by people around her, and lying on the shoulders of people next to her, no one expected that Yang An would respond so quickly, even so funny!
Yang An was pulled back, sorted it out, and said, "Okay, let's be a male audience! He goes to the toilet, let's go. People solve personal hygiene problems in the toilet. Let's stand outside the door." , Continue talking there, you say, people hear it inside, happy or unhappy? In case the fun is forward and back together, did not squat down in the pit, who should we pull him? "
Poor audience ... This audience is really going to be ruined by Yang An today. If he doesn't say anything, he will still fall into the pit ... The audience only knows to laugh now.
Cao Shulin shook his head: "This is impossible!"
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is that impossible, you, the audience, so many people laughed back and forth, the order was unstable!"
Woo ~~~~
The audience at the scene was going crazy, and they broke the male comic audience, and now they come to play the audience again. Today, the laughter can never stop.
Hou Jian hurried to him: "Don't talk nonsense ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Now any toilet is a toilet or squat toilet, the old-fashioned thatched cottage is almost gone in the countryside."
Yang An didn't speak, but instead lowered her head, raised one foot, and nucked at the sole of the shoe.
Hahaha!
Many audience members reacted. Yang An was saying, "Can't you fall down, right? So what if you step on the shit?"
Yang An was implicit in not saying this, but at this moment, it can only be understood that the jokes produced by this action are not worse than the ones spoken, and it sounds at least without the literal "shit piss", which is more funny .
Yang An said, "Okay, this one will wait for him to fall in. No one will save him anyway. Let's go back and have another audience ..."
puff!
One dropped in the toilet and another?
Does the audience of Lin Yunshe have any hatred with you? All the people in the audience were uplifted and booed, hoping that Yang An would come up with another bad idea and kill one more!