Chapter 512: No refund is our service tenet

Yang An rolled his sleeves and asked grinningly, "When we come back, there will be another in the hall. May I ask, is this a man or a woman?"
Cao Shulin cursed with a smile: "Why are you so poor? As you say, it is a man or a woman who you love!"
Yang An grinned, "It's still a man. We'll go to the toilet again later, right? Okay, this male audience sat down, his face was uneasy, and he looked at us, and didn't dare to say a word. I said, my friend, please listen to the comic dialogue below, don't make trouble, you can't run away in a fight, I have more people in the background than you! "
The audience laughed lightly, and Cao Shulin indeed sighed with emotion: "It was a joke, but very sad ..."
Yang An said: "This male audience is actually very good. He did not dare to take a sip of water without going to the toilet, for fear of being beaten."
Hou Jian thumbs up: "Good comrade, don't make trouble!"
Yang An glanced at Hou Jian: "But after listening to the comic dialogue for a while, his cell phone rang, or his wife-in-law's call to check the post, must be answered, isn't this request excessive?"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian were speechless. The phone rang, and it was much better than going to the toilet.
Yang An smugly said, "Although the audience is scared, the wife-in-law's phone call for Cha Gang is even more terrible. He first laughed at me flattering, and then whispered," Hey, wife, I'm listening to crosstalk! Really, I talk to you Say, I spent fifteen wallets today and hired thirteen people to talk to me ... "
Some of the audience laughed, and the rest laughed, while giving applause to the three to encourage them.
The applause gradually increased, and many people could understand their difficulties, especially the seniors in the comic dialogue world. When they heard this little slap, they all sighed in the audience with red eyes.
Cross talks were booming 20 or 30 years ago. At that time, the people of the country were lacking in entertainment. At this time, there were no other ways except these limited ones. These cross talk artists opened tea houses and settled in a small theater. At least, I can also act as an artist, run commercial shows all over the country, and make a living.
However, since more than a decade ago, the cross talk has faded away. The small teahouse theaters have been closed one after another. Such a situation where more than a dozen people talk to one audience, theaters and teahouses in different places do not meet once or twice. Many crosstalk artists are After experiencing this embarrassing scene, and the grain is not harvested, Monaco Luoque is more.
Today is the recalling and sweet thinking conference of Lin Yunshe. Yang An used this set of paragraphs to show the difficulties of Lin Yunshe in the early days of his business. It is particularly true and credible. With a sad heart in his smile, the atmosphere suddenly changed. Get cold
At this time, a female audience member on the stage held the phone and bent over to leave.
Yang An just happened to finish a paragraph, feeling a little sensational, beckoning in that direction: "Hey girl, wait a minute, why did you go again, where are you going? You come back to me ~~"
The audience laughed, and the sadness that had just occurred was diluted again.
The three stood on the stage, and Cao Shulin murmured, "This girl has gone to the toilet."
Hou Jian, the old dirty turtle, said in a timely manner: "Let's follow it?"
Woo ~~
The audience booed. These guys who didn't have any really wanted to go to the bathroom with other girls?
After a few seconds of hushing, no one was still talking on the stage. Cao Shulin was surprised, and signaled Yang An: "You are funny, talk?"
Yang An shrugged his hands in his sleeves and shrugged: "Isn't this a pause? Wait for her to come back! Let's not idle, let's fight the landlord!"
Woo ~~
The audience again booed. Today, this paused stalk must have been ruined by Yang An. Whoever wants to renovate in the comic dialogue world will not exceed Yang An's version!
Cao Shulin also wanted to blame, but another gentleman came over from the other side. It should be the situation that he just left and is now back.
Yang An Dasong took a sigh of relief, pointing at the gentleman's direction, his face was quite soothing: "Ah, great, here is another one, the number of people is balanced, you can say!"
The audience all laughed and applauded, talking about a serious nonsense, the comic actor is the best, bragging is just the same.
Next, Yang An said, "I just talked about Lin Yunshe's first and most difficult period. At that time, it was not easy to talk about cross talk. Not only was there a small audience, but the income was not high. In addition, the requirements for our cross talk actors were also high."
Cao Shulin nodded frequently: "Yes!"
Hou Jian sighed: "That's the truth!"
Yang Andao: "The cross talk is all about speaking, and the three of us go here to stop, speak a scene with our mouth, draw a picture, and bring the audience to our story world. Experienced like your two teachers The artist is definitely okay, but the audience knows that my basic skills are not good, and it will inevitably make mistakes when talking. What should I do if I make a mistake? "
Cao Shulin asked in confusion: "Yeah, what should I do?"
The audience chuckled, everyone wanted to know, what would happen to Yang An, was it an apology, was it overtime compensation, or was he laughing with a smile?
Yang An said solemnly: "No refund! Alas, I'm afraid that someone will stand up and say refund. That won't work. If you make a mistake, don't refund! No refund is our service purpose!"
Woo ~~
The audience cheated and laughed, this Nima is stupid, and there is a non-refundable ticket, and the purpose of serving, too stingy!
"Refund!"
"I want a refund!"
The voices of refunds fluctuated from stage to stage. Everyone was cheating and deliberately made Yang An play.
Yang An looked at it. There were a few people who were in the entertainment industry. Who took the lead? Translated by Zhang Jia!
This uncle was like a naughty boy. He was ridiculed by Yang An at the Golden Eagle Festival a few years ago, and almost broke down. Today, he caught the opportunity to fight back, just to seduce!
Yang An couldn't laugh or cry: "Uncle Zhang Jiayi, you come up to me! This is the first show, you are ruined by the start of the show, are you sorry? This is not a trouble, but I also refunded the tickets. I have dozens of people in the background. Well, shouldn't I be stingy? Just because of our temperament actors' tempers, they changed to other service industry practitioners and rushed down their sleeves ... "
Zhang Jiayi laughed so much that his eyes couldn't be opened, the audience laughed, the applause was like thunder, and Yang An's grievance was obviously cheap and pretended to make everyone laugh.
The opening show was so joyful. Yang An teased for a while and then turned into a fan. For Cao Shulin, he and a small and big one followed him, which also caused laughter.
Su Momo and Li Yuxuan did not stop the whole process, their faces smiled awkwardly, and the two girls laughed and supported each other, losing their state of mind several times.
Li Yuxuan's depression during this time was swept away. Her favorite idol is too powerful. Whether it is talking on stage or playing variety shows on TV, it is so perfect, how she does not love ?
If you are looking for a boyfriend, you should look for Yang An. Li Yuxuan is more firm in this idea. She is surrounded by Zhao Ang, Mu Jianmin's cousin, also a rich second generation. It seems that she is very interested in her. She can feel it in the cunning hint.
"If he can have one tenth of Yang An, I can consider dating him ..." Li Yuxuan thought to himself, and wanted to continue pretending, but Yang An on the stage threw out a bag to make her amused, Can't stop at all!
After Yang An performed the first program, he did n’t go on stage. The performance of the host was getting deeper and deeper. His words and deeds became more and more stable. He firmly controlled the rhythm of the stage. Every guest on stage Are very satisfied.
After half an hour, Li Yuxuan's patience gradually disappeared, and the cross talk on the stage was good, but they were all apprentices of Lin Yunshe. The cross talk skills were still far behind the two masters Cao Shulin and Hou Jian, and their flexibility and ability could not keep up with Yang An. Host, so on the level of excitement, some shows do not catch up with the first one.
The running man is about to play. Li Yuxuan takes his mobile phone out of his bag, puts on headphones, and is ready to take a look.
Zhao Ang came over and asked in a low voice, "I have a big tablet here, it looks comfortable, lend it to you?"
Li Yuxuan hesitated and held back a bit, but Zhao Ang couldn't help but say that she took out a newest tablet, the one with 4G traffic, and shoved it into her hands.
Pushing and shoving is always bad. If you hit your body during shoving, Li Yuxuan is even more embarrassed. She is wearing a short skirt today, and her white legs are exposed, thin and long. I do n’t know how much she attracted. Men's vision.
Su Momo came over and said quietly, "I created the opportunity for you, you must take good care of it ~"
Li Yuxuan gave her a white look, thanked Zhao Ang and looked seriously.
Running men is very interesting. This issue is a special feature of the Brothers Everyday. Li Yuxuan was very familiar with Wang Han when he was still studying, and he was obsessed with Wang Han, a mature big brother. Love, although everyone appeared in the same show, but her focus is almost on Yang An.
When the show ended with a spy game to tear up the brand name, as soon as the dual spy settings of Audi and Yang An came out, Li Yuxuan thought of something.
She took off the headset ~ EbookFREE.me ~ and asked Su Momo around him: "We just saw Odie, right?"
Su Momo thought for a while: "It looks like a puppet, see him go to the background direction. What's wrong?"
Li Yuxuan was weird: "Brother Wang Han every day they didn't come to support today, but why did Audi come?"
This problem continued to the end, the tenth anniversary celebration, two hours of excitement, and it was always over. Yang An announced the beginning of the last link, which is also the most important link for Lin Yunshe to invite guests today to let friends and friends witness. Apprentice worship!
When Lin Yunshe developed to this day, it's time to collect his disciples, carry them forward, and harvest.
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian both sat on two chairs on the stage. The old apprentices came out from the backstage in turn, stood on both sides, and then the new apprentices entered.
The photographer gave a huge close-up of the camp of twenty-four new apprentices, and the whole scene was uproar.
The first one who walked turned out to be Audi!
And his teacher is Cao Shulin!