Chapter 556: Various funny charges

Zhang Yishan was rubbing his hands in the cold wind. The frozen trembled. Zhongjing and Hongfeng are different. Although the outside temperature of Zhongjing can reach minus 10 degrees, all the rooms are equipped with heating. In the central area of ​​the north-south boundary of China, the whole city was blocked from heating, which led to a terrible cold. He stood here for twenty minutes and was almost frozen.
"Here, here!"
Zhang Yishan saw the production team's car and waved with excitement. Li Yifeng got out of the car with the man in black, which really scared Zhang Yishan.
"What? What? With sunglasses in the evening, do you two see? Yo, who is this? Who is this? Hello, Captain Chen!"
Zhang Yishan didn't expect that it was Li Yifeng who arrived. Is this the guest of this period? He shouted Chen Shen's name casually, which was a kind of ridicule.
For him, handsome guys are good. Handsome guys have to be stomped under their feet to have a sense of accomplishment. Zhang Yishan is most willing to play guests in the show. After playing for half a year in the first season, his gaming experience is getting richer and richer. Not a silly kid back then!
Li Yifeng, exactly the same, pushed Zhang Yishan coldly and took out his arrest warrant from his arms: "Arrest him!"
Zhang Yishan was caught by the man in black, and he couldn't care about any image. He struggled and said, "Why? Why arrest me? I didn't do anything! Don't ... Today is the first phase of the New Year. Do you want to do it? So absolutely? "
Zhang Yishan was really scared. His voice was crying. There was no brain. He grabbed people when he came up. He had no idea at all, mainly because his IQ was worrying. The top three games were eliminated many times. He thought it was the same today. After waiting here for 20 minutes, he didn't find any clues, which led him to be eliminated in the opening.
Li Yifeng announced: "Zhang Yishan, you have repeatedly betrayed me regardless of the enemy, regardless of the occasion and the place of betrayal, accumulated 19 times in the first season, committed the crime of betrayal, and saw the female guests in every issue of the crime of moving their legs Count the penalty and take it away! "
Zhang Yishan was faintly pushed into the car, and kept protesting: "Where am I going? Sister Zhou Xun, I really love her! Sister Liu Yan, that is also my true love! I have paid my heart every time of……"
Snapped!
A slap slaps from behind, Yang An cursed with a smile: "Seeing one loves another, you also said that you didn't commit the crime of scheming! You've all lost your face! Come on!"
Zhang Yishan knew this. It turned out that Yang An was also sitting here. He finally relieved and held Yang An with both hands: "Yang brother, Happy New Year! It's so nice to have you, I don't have to be afraid to be out of nowhere!"
At the third place of the bus shop, Shabei was arrested this time. This cargo was standing at the gate of the community. He wore black-frame glasses, a book, a woolen coat, and young literary youth in the middle of the night. The man in black clasped and said he would take it in the car without any extra points, scaring him to ask for mercy.
Yang An and Zhang Yishan laughed in the car: "This kid pretends to be cool!"
"Deserve it!"
"Let's scare him!"
"No problem, Brother Yang, I'll sing a black face for you."
The two quickly figured out a way in the car. When Shabe came in, the two were expressionless and approached left and right.
"I said, you're all here, scared me!"
When Shabei saw Yang An and Zhang Yishan sitting in the last row of the car, she was obviously relieved, but did not expect that the two were serious, and his heart that had just dropped was beating again.
Yang An said, "Brother Sha, although we usually have a good relationship, in order to protect ourselves, at this time I have to do something I'm sorry about, small shirt, do it!"
Zhang Yishan smiled strangely, his fingers crackled, and the car was just moving. Shabei didn't stand firmly. He was choked by Zhang Yishan's hungry tiger, grabbed his wrist, and locked his palms so that he couldn't move!
Shabe was terrified: "Wow, yeah ~~ wow, yeah ~~ you can't do this to me ..."
Yang Anzheng threatened, "Hey! This is Dabao's line. Can you be a bit creative in plagiarism? To be honest, what crime did you get arrested for?"
Shabei said helplessly: "Suddenly high and low ... they said that when I was recording, my height was always high and low, I was depressed. Who watched TV cares about this? Ah, who still cares about this What's going on? I'm lower and stronger than Jin Dabao, right? No matter how high I am, I can't be higher than your three Musketeers! Anyway, I am a little taller than Zhang Yishan. "
"My shit! Let's take off our shoes now. How are you? Are you taller than me? What a joke!"
Hearing Shabei complaining, Yang An and Zhang Yishan almost laughed and asked what they were scared and scared. Then they heard this charge and they could laugh for a day.
Yang An remembered that maybe there were other conspiracy charges, which must be dug up: "Right? This is not a major crime, and say, what other crimes do you have?"
Shabei stopped talking and became alert: "What are you two? Ask this and ask what, what crime did you commit?"
Yang An and Zhang Yishan looked at each other, and laughed.
Yang Andao: "We are not the same as you. Xiaoshan and I are both members of the military. You know, Captain Chen is also sent to the undercover by Wangjun. My shirt and I have been countered by him. Come and follow The military system has a lot to do, you must first honestly explain all your charges! "
Zhang Yishan hummed: "Everyone must explain clearly, otherwise how can we all trust each other?"
Shabei laughed: "You think I'm stupid, Zhang Yishan, what do you say about your crime first!"
"What's wrong with betrayal?"
"I'm a crime. They say that the clothes I'm wearing are too for female audiences to control. Why?"
Zhang Yishan and Yang An bought one get one free, and after telling their own counts, they looked at Shabei and threatened: "Don't say it? Isn't it? If you don't say anything, if you play with the military uniform and the underground party, Games, we will never take you to play! "
Shabei succumbed, what is his face, the photogenic rate is king!
He hesitated for three seconds: "There is one more crime of stealing chickens, one is amusement, okay, okay, you two laugh when you want to laugh, I don't care!"
Tease? Is this sin? Still shut up?
What is the crime of stealing chickens? Oh, stealing chicken does n’t make rice, so the smart clever Sabine is able to stand up to this point. His height, IQ, luck, strength, and other aspects are not as good as others. In the first season, he did not win a few times, but he was smart. Luck was a big win.
Yang An and Zhang Yishan laughed miserably, tilted to the back seat, and couldn't breathe for a long time.
Next, Peng Yuyan was at the entrance of the hotel and just signed the passers-by fans, and the audience was taken away by the man in black. He shouted: "Li Yifeng, I will die if I understand, you are a fake agent, why do you catch me? ? "
The fan next to him was stopped by the hotel security and he was also shouting loudly, but more support Li Yifeng, what a handsome Captain Chen, it is rare to see a real person!
Li Yifeng pulled out the arrest warrant and said aloud, "You have committed too much muscle!"
Uh ...
Hahahaha ~
The crowd around the audience laughed and laughed, Peng Yuyan herself could not help crying or laughing, protesting: "Much more muscle, this is also sin?"
Li Yifeng's acting skills are really good. He refused to smile during the whole process and continued to shout: "And the crime of bullying the weak! Punish several crimes!"
Haha!
The fans couldn't listen anymore, and they laughed so horribly that it seemed that the guys who ran the men really vowed to go to the end!
Peng Yuyan was taken to the prison car, shaking his head, and sighing and complaining: "This game is no longer available, and you will be arrested for bullying the weaker if you take it a little more seriously. Do you want me to arrest you in the future? Yo, are you all there?"
The four people gathered in the car could gather a table to play mahjong. Everyone discussed for a while, and they were all wondering if they would play the spy game with "Sparrow" today.
Next is Hu Ge. This guy is waiting in front of Pizza Hut Restaurant. This is the catering company he just took the advertisement this year and took the opportunity to advertise.
This time is the time when the customer traffic is the highest. Many fans want to take photos with Hu Ge. It is also because he only came here 20 minutes in advance. If we wait for another half an hour, it is estimated that half of the fans of Red Maple City will come over. Take a photo with him.
But five minutes before the production team's vehicle was about to arrive, the assistants persuaded 20 or 30 fans to leave, leaving Hu Ge alone.
"Arrest him!"
Li Yifeng became more proficient in action. Captain Chen got out of the car and just showed up. He turned a deaf ear to the screams around him and took two men in black to pounce on it fiercely.
Brother Hu was stunned, and just happened to be a bad candidate for this position. He died and was intercepted by three people.
"Li Yifeng, don't be like this, you are the guest who runs a man today, right? How can any guest be so fierce? Smile one!"
Brother Hu tried to ease the atmosphere. Li Yifeng was too dedicated and announced: "Hu brother, according to Chapter 14, Chapter 7 of the Law on Running Men, because you are too handsome, and you have committed handsome crimes to alarm the Central Party of the Communist Party and take away!"
Brother Hu almost fainted, "handsomely shocked the Central Committee of the Communist Party" Is this a crime? Obviously the net name is good!
The next ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Guan Xiaotong, wearing a cute down jacket, shivered at the gate of the park, and many citizens who had been running at night beside her, as long as she recognized her, she would laugh and shout Xiao Tong, she She was also very kind, her mouth was sweet, her uncle and aunt shouted diligently. The habit of a good lady of the country had penetrated into her bones and blood, and became her instinct.
"Catch her!"
Li Yifeng ordered and the man in black rushed forward, scaring Guan Xiaotong and screaming and escaping.
"Who! Who is bullying my girl?"
"Why? He's dark, wearing a black suit and a black suit?"
"Oh, what about the show? Xiaotong, uncle can't help you. Wow, go with them, pay attention to safety!"
Citizens noisily stood beside to watch the show. This was again handsome and beautiful. Li Yifeng finally broke the smile for the first time and handed the arrest order to Guan Xiaotong: "Guan Xiaotong, you have been running for a long time because you have not made up for recording Sin! Take away! "
Guan Xiaotong took the arrest warrant and laughed at Cry!